dad and i watch captain america: the winter soldier
oh god it's starting shut up i've been waiting for this for months
THESE ARE THE BICEPS OF FREEDOM
i don't know what's happening but the french guy fighting cap looks like french macklemore
how do you even know who macklemore is?
i'm hip. i'm cool
don't you do it
i'm gonna pop some tags, only got 20 baguettes in my pocket
(five minutes later)
is that the Falcon? that's totally the Falcon
how do you know?
i used to read the comic books trust me on this i'm an expert. his superpower was that he could talk to birds
i mean in hindsight it probably wasn't the most useful thing ever
if this winter soldier is supposedly a ghost in the machine that nobody's ever seen, and nobody will ever catch, you would think showing up in broad daylight and blowing up cars would not be his modus operandi
how the heck did he laser through concrete??
idk dad it's nick fury he can probably do whatever he wants
i'm sorry attractive nurse who just so happens to live next door, my heart belongs to a seventy year russian dude with a bionic arm
nick fury isn't dead. justice never dies. he probably has a billion clones in some top secret storage facility, just waiting for their organ harvest.
ew dad gross no
i really relate to that apple store employee
we all do dad
oh that's that guy from the first movie! i remember him! he was my favorite, his eyes were so blue, and he loved steve so much. i wanted them to get together
dad good god
he was a little less marilyn manson at that point though
not that guyliner isn't a good look for this guy
when a deadly russian assassin wears eyeliner, it's 'he's so dreamy' and 'wow what a badass'
but when i do it it's 'you're too old' and 'bald guys can't pull off make-up'
dad it was halloween and it was one time you need to let this go
so bucky barnes, aka cute cocky guy who died in the first movie, aka steve roger's best friend/boyfriend, is a top secret super scary brainwashed hydra agent?
do you think single handedly destroying jets is just a common, everyday thing for cap? punch a few tanks, feed a few pigeons, take out a plane, help old ladies cross the street...
captain america is like your grandad minus the booze and the cussing
in all honesty that was a little anti-climactic
i was 100% sure nick fury was gonna descend majestically from the heavens, 'All I do is Win' blaring in the background, and single-handedly save everyone's ass
scarjo and chris evans are two of the most beautiful people in the world and they are both in this movie and i don't know how to feel about it i have butterflies in my stomach i'm a schoolboy again
you know on second thought we should have brought mom
where's hawkeye? where's bruce? where's tony? where's thor? WHERE ARE ALL THE OTHER AVENGERS AS THE ENTIRETY OF SHIELD IS COMPROMISED AND NICK FURY DIES
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The knock on the door is loud, strong, assured. Sighing, you push yourself to your feet, leaving the comfy ruby couch behind you.
A tiny body zooms past you as soon as you pull open the door.
“Dorothy, stop!” Exasperation rests comfortably on the pretty face in front of you. Shaking her head, Evelyn meets your amused smile. “Don’t laugh. She’s yours this weekend.”
“I think I can handle an eight-year-old.” You step out of the way so your old friend can lug in a suitcase.
“I said the same thing when her birthday rolled around last weekend but,” she sets the suitcase on an armchair and sighs, “you’d be surprised.”
A shriek of laughter sounds from upstairs. You lift your eyebrows. “She must have found the dolls I bought her.”
Evelyn laughs once. “You didn’t have to buy her any toys. She has plenty.”
Shrugging, you step around her and return to the couch, falling onto it and patting the empty cushion next to you. “I didn’t know if she’d bring any of them. Besides, if I’m going to be the cool, unrelated aunt, I have to spoil her.”
Evelyn sits next to you, crossing her legs. “You know she already thinks you’re better than me. You have no clue how many times she’s asked if you could be her mother instead.”
You smile. “I’m sorry for stealing your child’s affections.”
“Oh please.” She waves her hand. “I know you don’t want them too badly. You’d have to be married to Charles.”
“Is he still spending late nights out?”
She nods twice, somber. “He comes back so late, sometimes I wonder…” she trails off, then looks up at you. “But this weekend trip should do some good, I hope.”
“I hope it does.” You nudge her foot with yours. “I’m always here to talk if you need me.”
She gives you a sad smile. “I know.” The room falls silent save for muffled shouts from Dorothy upstairs. “Hey,” Evelyn perks up, “how’s the marriage front looking for you? Meet any cute men in Bulgaria?”
I will seductively lie next to you on your couch and aggressively whisper figure skating terms into your ears
It’s a common proverb, to think before one speaks.
(Perhaps Yuuri’s issue is that he speaks, then thinks.)
“Please forget that I said that,” he begs Victor, burying his face in his hands in a desperate attempt to keep his coach from seeing his flushed cheeks. “That was… It made sense in my head, I didn’t mean it… Um, I didn’t mean it like you think that I meant it.”
“You don’t have to be embarrassed,” Victor promises. “I’ve been told that before, you know. Plenty of times.”
Yuuri peers at him between his fingers. “You have?”
“No,” he admits, then chuckles. “At least, not so directly.”
If Yuuri could shrink, could disappear, then he would. He considers making a beeline for the door, but that might only worsen the situation, so he stays where he is, hopes that Victor will drop the subject.
Victor puts a hand on his shoulder and the touch is so unexpected that Yuuri jumps, but doesn’t move away, meeting his eyes and searching desperately for any sign of mercy. He knows by now, though, that Victor seems to have a selective memory, and that he’ll never forget this. “I’m flattered, though. That you think my accent is so sexy.”
…when Jimin lost his bags. I know, another throwback and random
rant. I’m so sorry :D -.- But every time I remember moments like this it
makes me smile, so maybe it will make someone else smile, too :)
Yesterday I mentioned how Jungkook
keeps his ‚pokerface‘ sometimes on camera. This is really alike in a way.
I was inspired by that lovely gifset of Jungkook in Bon Voyage, first all
about pranking Jimin who lost his phone. But the second sad Jimin appeared,
Jungkook gave him his phone, his plans to prank him flying out of the window. (♥♥)
beginning of Bon Voyage where Jimin forgot his suitcase on the bus is very
similar situation. We have foolish, cute and panicked Jimin over his bag, dad
Namjoon and mom Jin dealing with it, rest of the members shook… and then we
have Jungkook. Who is not even on camera as much, but when he is, there’s just footage of him, being very nervous. We all know he has lots of things
he does when he’s nervous/not comfortable, among others, there are these „mouth-movements“
(yep, there’s also Jeonlous tongue thing :D ^^). So while Namjoon calls the
consulate, Jungkook is quiet but his expression is screaming once again.
of the staff members goes to him and asks him on camera how he feels about this
whole „Jimin-lost-his-bags“ situation. Jungkook is casual af, even goes through
his hair – totally chill – and says: „Oh, you just have to let it go!“.
Pretending he doesn’t care. Yeah, sure you don’t, that’s why you almost ate
your face from the inside earlier. (His face reminds me of that in AHL when
they kidnapped them. I don’t know till this day if he bit his lips so he
wouldn’t cry or he bit his lips so he would cry and kidnappers took mercy upon
him, but sure as heck he wasn’t feeling cool about that situation, either.)
they go to their apartment, then they grab some food, he still pretends he’s casual
about everything, even takes pictures of some flowers :D (I laugh so hard at
that part every time :D)
Well, Jimin then goes to pick up his bags from the airport bus and as he’s coming
back, guess who we see in the window of the restaurant,
full with his „you
have to let it go“ attitude, looking over if Jimin has his things now?
bet you’re all surprised. It’s Jungkook. Only one of the other six members that
paces by the window, probably nervous if his hyung found his belongings.
same as yesterday, I’m not sure what I was trying to do here. But I’m just
gonna say Jungkook likes to act all tsundere on Bon Voyage, when it’s obvious
he’s soft for Jimin-hyung. And once again, I think that’s cute :D ^^