probably shouldn't post this

nnnnnhhh fat cats aren’t cute, cats’ bodies aren’t designed to handle excess fat, it’s nothing at all like an overweight human. obesity in cats can cause things like feline arthritis and fatty liver disease and the former can be really difficult to discover because cats will hide any sign of pain or discomfort so even if a fat cat seems fine, it might actually be in pain from just moving

if you like looking at cats that appear to have a round shape then consider long hair or semi-long hair cat breeds which are basically 90% fur with a healthy cat underneath

please be kind to our feline friends and don’t let them get fat

HEY YOU LOT 👋🏻‼️❣️ N O O D L E 🍜FROM 🦍🦍 HERE‼️
I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT 2-D 🎱🎤🏳️‍🌈 POPPED HIS PUSSY 😿 TOO HARD AT THE CLUB LAST NIGHT AND IS CURRENTLY IN HOSPITAL 🚑💊 FOR EXTENSIVE PELVIS INJURIES‼️PLEASE KEEP HIM IN YOUR 💭AS HE RECOVERS‼️
NO NEW MUSIC FOR NOW 💔🎶🙅🏻

After seeing that Spectre in love with Batter pic
AU where Batter comes to purify but then everything just falls in love with him so he’s like “crap I can’t kill it”
Everything
Elsen
Spectres
The Guardians
Everywhere he turns
He has thousands of admirers
He must run
There’s too many
They all want hugs
Help
Does he purify or become a celebrity

Family

Word Count: 1470

Genre: fluff, a bit of angst, very very domestic parent!phan

Warnings: denied adoption (not explicitly mentioned, but strongly hinted at)

Summary/Prompt:

Thomas knows something’s up with his parents. They had forgotten his bedtime story the last few days, so he goes to their room to ask for one, and is instead confronted with the sight of his Papa comforting a crying Dan.

A/N Don’t worry, this has a happy ending, I promise.

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Tom Hiddleston’s neck vein appreciation post

I hate when you can tell that someone is lying about believing in you. I know you think it’s too far-fetched, I can tell. Please just be honest instead of pretending I can’t see through you, just tell me I’m not good enough and let’s move on, shall we?

anonymous asked:

I don't know who scares me more and who I like more?? Seriously they're both so intimidating and enjoyable characters, I can't decide!

I agree! I enjoy them both for their own reasons.

I just happen to be able to write for characters that are like Dark easier than I do for characters that are like Anti. Otherwise, I might’ve made a blog for Anti as well.

But both of them are great honestly. I don’t see a reason to pick a side. They’re also intimidating for their own reasons.

Chapter 84 - The Salty Post

Disclaimer - salty and uncensored.  This is the one time I’m going to step out of my lane. If you prefer the unsalted version, here’s Chapter 84 - The Meta Post 

Okay first a general confession…I’m only here for Eruri and the Veterans.  I know, shocking right?  Who’d have guessed it.  

I have very little interest in most of the 104th.  I used to appreciate their role in the plot but, apart from Ymir and Historia, I have no personal investment in them. If pushed I’d confess to having a bit of a soft spot for Jean, okay quite a big soft spot for Jean, and I’ve got a lot of time for Connie and Sasha who rarely get the respect they deserve. I’m ambivalent about the Warriors, though I really want to know wtf is going on there, and the Shiganshina trio leave me cold. 

One of the things I’ve always liked about SnK is that, as well as the inevitable teenagers, it has grown up adult characters with grown up adult relationships and perspectives, and as a supposedly grown up adult myself that’s something I can relate to. At my age I have no interest in reading a story that centres on teenage protagonists.  I can understand why other readers might enjoy that, but honestly it’s not for me. 

I usually try very, very hard to stay in my lane and not get involved in drama. I hate getting dragged into drama, so I usually just ignore things I’m uninterested in or dislike but I can’t turn a blind eye to Eren and Mikasa’s behaviour in chapter 84.  Yes they’re young, yes they’re hurting, and yes it’s understandable that they want their closest friend in the world to survive.  But they’re also supposed to be soldiers and, as I understand it, they should obey the chain of command.  Eren’s behaviour is manipulative at best and insubordination at worst, while Mikasa’s behaviour is insubordination at best and mutiny at worst. Raising a weapon to a senior officer is a court martial offence in pretty much every military organisation, real or fictional.  Leaving aside the fact that Levi has saved both Eren and Mikasa’s lives several times, he is their superior officer, and as such they should obey him, not argue with him or attack him.  

Perhaps my take on this is coloured by one of the other things I do when I’m not here unhappily reblogging beautiful Eruri art and fic - I research naval history.  Specifically the history of midshipmen aboard British Royal Navy ships during the Napoleonic Wars.  Seriously, I write books about this shit. Midshipmen at that time were junior commissioned officers in training, they could be as young as 13 or as old as 30+ but most were around 15/16.  About the same age as the 104th.  As junior officers they were expected to adhere to the same standards of discipline and behaviour as the senior officers and men they fought and died alongside. No lee way was made for their age.  Though they were often referred to as “young gentlemen” they were seamen and officers first and foremost.   You can argue about the ethics of sending children that young to war at sea, and that is a valid and necessary discussion, but historically that is what happened. So when I see the kind of insubordination that appeared in chapter 84 I can help thinking that soldiers would never get away with that kind of behaviour in a combat zone. It really throws me out of the story and I find it hard to suspend my disbelief.  And I also can help thinking about real historical 15 year olds, whose lives I’ve traced through the archives, who endured the horrors of war with dignity, bravery and respect for their fellow men. 

Okay, that’s it.  I’m done now.  I’ll get back in my lane and stay there.