probably not

THE SIGNS AS MY BETTA FISH
  • Alexander the Great, scared of everything, went months without needing a water change, only poops on one side of the tank:Cancer, Virgo, Aquarius
  • Andromeda, hell bent on destruction, eats everything, bites my finger, is always in solitary confinement:Aries, Sagittarius
  • Sir Sushi, lazy bugger, not scared of his reflection, likes TV, occasionally bites his own tail:Taurus, Leo
  • Sir Swimmy, plotting my death, swims in circles, jumps out of his tank, probably possessed by a demonic force:Gemini, Scorpio, Capricorn
  • Venus, smol, shy, likes everyone, royal af:Libra, Pisces