probably no one will get this

coran: whoo, it’s hot out here!

allura: you think it’s hot out? i have seventy pounds of hair on my body, weighing me down, making me sweat. you wouldn’t know real heat if it yelled at you.

coran: princess, i think…it would be best for you to go inside. 

  • me: [happily accepts a job at a restaurant for after graduation because i'm burned out on academia]
  • everyone around me: I SAW THE BEST MINDS OF MY GENERATION DESTRO
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AU in YouTube screencaps

Inspired by (x)

When King Regis calls (part 2)
  • Noctis: Guys it's my dad again PLEASE shut up!
  • Everyone: Okay
  • Noctis: Hey da--
  • Luna: NOCTIS I AM LEAVING YOU FOR CINDY
  • Ravus: GIVE ME THAT NEEDLE
  • Nyx: NOW THAT'S A SWEET ASS.
  • Ignis: That's it! I'm making pot brownies!
  • Gladio: *Actually smacked Noctis's ass causing him to yelp* Grrr!
  • Iris: NOCTIS IS GOOD AT ORAL
  • Aranea: Come to momma pretty boy!
  • Prompto: *a weird selection of sexual noises*
  • Ravus: LUNA WHAT THE FUCK PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON
  • Nyx: MY BODY IS READY
  • Noctis: ....
  • Noctis: Dad I swear it's not---
  • -dial tone-
  • Noctis: seriously fuck you guys.
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If you thank the Butterfly sincerely, you unlock too-adorable-to-handle-bashful-bug-mode!

Are you happy Anon? I whipped up some Ombre from Delicate Wings by @imthepunchlord and it’s ALL YOUR FAULT!!! LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY PERSON!!!

I even threw in some Black Plague

I think Ombre has mini panic attacks every time Ladybug is out on her own.

there are few places to be that are more dangerous than between me and fresh pizza

Surprise! I’m your secret skk valentine, @soukoku-writes!!
I suppose this can also count as my gift to you for uploading your first fic~
Guys, please check out Bob’s amazing writing. Here’s her ao3. 
Also, thank you to everyone who participated in the skk valentines exchange!!
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camisado // panic! at the disco

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sisters so beautiful they reduce the self esteem of everyone who meets them

louis is the kind of guy who complains about valentine’s day being a hallmark holiday but in reality you know he spoils harry to the extreme starting the night before all throughout the day of

let this man call his brother cute

without really meaning it

The Way You Said “I Love You” Prompts
@stileslydiah requested “24. Without really meaning it”

Watching Derek dote on someone is hard – harder than Stiles thought it would ever be, despite the fact he knows it’s insincere; despite the fact it’s the job and nothing more.

 It’s hard because Stiles hasn’t had those arms around him in months, hasn’t had opportunity to arrange a chance meeting on a crowded street in weeks, hasn’t had Derek’s eyes meet his and watched his mouth curl into a smile for him.

 Derek’s team have been fairly indulgent, letting Stiles tag along on the assignment to observe and allowing him to blend with various crowds just to be close to Derek. Early on, before Derek insinuated himself into their mark’s life, they even allowed them to talk on the phone, but that might as well have been in another lifetime.

 Sometimes, Stiles hates his job, hates Derek’s job, hates the fact they’d never have met if it wasn’t for their jobs because then he can’t hate it as much.

 Stiles is across the restaurant and he can’t tear his eyes away from the back of Derek’s head for more than a few seconds at a time, usually at the prompting of the agent he’s sitting across from.

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