probably my favorite thing ever made ever

anonymous asked:

I cannot stand people who don't want to know the truth about the history behind their favorite historical drama, be it Hamilton or Les Mis or something else. Bonus points if they've taken the hard stance of "they all owned slaves, so they were all the worst people to ever exist and every good thing they ever did is completely invalidated". It's like, honey, you're wearing clothes made by a 11 year old working 16 hour shifts in a sweatshop in Taiwan, calm down.

this is probably my favorite anon I’ve gotten- simply for that last sentence.

it’s not okay to try and defend the morality slaveowners when most of the good they did held an element of hypocrisy, but it’s also not okay to remove the context of how deeply slavery had permeated the economy and how, in many ways, interacting with it was unavoidable.  

it’s also not okay to pretend we’re not also hypocrites ourselves. all of us.

okay now that i’ve managed to watch a bit more of the Wanted special, I have to say that Lars was AMAZING. He’s done more fighting against Homeworld in a few minutes than the Gems have done for the past few episodes. 

-I was expecting Steven to kind of do nothing but it was still irritating to have him stand there for the most part as Lars defended the off colors. 

-My favorite line had to be when Lars said  “That was probably the coolest thing I’ve ever done.” YES THAT WAS THE COOLEST THING EVER!!!

-Lars’ death could have been more emotional. I understand that he was only going to be dead temporarily but that doesn’t mean it couldn’t have been moreso (the first thing I thought of was Tangled when Eugene died. Sure it was only temporary, but there was something about it that made it more deep). I think part of this had to do with the odd camera shots:

-I’m not sure what to expect in the future episodes but we definitely need some focus on Lars and the off colors instead of filler. I’m assuming Lars is immortal now- how are his friends and family going to react? How is this going to further impact the dynamic he has with Steven? Lars can’t ever go back to living a “normal” life. And despite all the amazing things he’s done- Lars still thinks that he needs to deserve this second chance at life. But he does deserve it, and he doesn’t need to prove himself to deserve it. Hopefully the show/crew/characters acknowledge that.

Disney Villains Week Day Two: Favorite Villain Song
↳ Mother Knows Best (Reprise)

No? Oh, I see how it is. Rapunzel knows best! Rapunzel’s so mature now! Such a clever grown up miss. Rapunzel knows best— fine! If you’re so sure now, go ahead and give him this!

Okay it’s late and I can’t sleep so I’m sharing a story about a formative event in my childhood. My older sisters were probably watching some TV around 1996-97 and I whined at them until they let me join in and see whatever they were watching. Which in this fateful case happened to me  Dracula: Dead And Loving It, a parody featuring Leslie Nielsen in the lead role.

For a kid it was pretty mature with all the boobs and fake blood, especially for one who knew no English,so I was very sure it was a proper horror film. But oh boy, neither I or my sisters could have predicted that I was about to see something that would change me forever. Haunt my nightmares for years.

Bat with Leslie Nielsen’s head.

Honestly, that shit was the most horrifying thing my young mind could EVER have imagined. I had dreams of bats with Nielsen’s face scurrying all over the walls and dropping down on me from the ceiling, only to bounce off like little blood-filled balloons. In my mind every scary film equated to being at least as scary as Bat Nielsen. I was probably in my late teens when I realized that if the movie had Nielsen in it “it probably couldn’t have been horror”. Did I ever watch it again out of curiosity? Oh FUCK no. Even looking up the pictures for this post made me want to hurl. Can you imagine what it’s like to live your life having Bat Nielsen pop into your mind over the most mundane things? People sharing their favorite horror movies, Bat Nielsen. Actual pictures of bats, Bat Nielsen. Batman? Bat Nielsen. Furries? Bat Nielsen.

So if I ever do a gorey comic with little bat creatures with human faces, it’s because this shitty (probably) Dracula movie cursed me as a child. 

Anyway it’s 4am good night.

Is your OTP really your OTP?

Before you read on, this is NOT and attack and I’m NOT starting a war. You can of course, freely state your opinion like I stated mine if you wish.

I’ve been wanting to make this post for a while now and I finally got the chance.

Is your otp really your otp? that’s a weird question, right? 

Let’s look at the definition of ‘otp’ first: One True Pairing. Meaning your favorite combination of characters in a fandom.

Or something like that anyway. 

I realise that in my fandom (Naruto) most people have watched it from a very young age. Most of us including myself grew up shipping the standard ships a.k.a SasuSaku and NaruHina. 

And there’s nothing wrong with that really.

But I feel like for some of us, they were forced to, or should I say, scared of considering other pairs. And you know what, they have every right to because it’s known for a fact that there are many assholes and disrespectful people in this fandom (unfortunately). 

The canon ships are SasuSaku, NaruHina, SaiIno and ShikaTema

But I think you all need to be reminded that just because it’s canon, you don’t need to approve of it. or follow it. or like it (as you can follow it, ship it or like it. it’s your choice).

Allow yourself to criticise these ships (and any other ship for the matter), to see their weaknesses and imperfections.

This might sound silly because doesn’t everyone know this already? That you can ship whichever pairing?

No, actually, not everyone does. How do I know? I was one of them.

I grew up ‘shipping’ the canon ships because everyone ships those right?!! Because they’re the actual thing! Because fairy-tales and whatnot. (note the sarcasm)

I remember when I first stumbled upon KakaSaku and was like, holy shit I never considered this, this is amazing (same thing happened to me with NaruSasu and GenIno but lets stick to KS as an example). It took a few months to become a hardcore KS shipper. To be honest, I was scared, like don’t fall for this ship, they’re not canon, just stick with SasuSaku they’re cute.

I think it’s safe to assume there’s at least one person like me out there thus why this post exists.

And here’s the thing! That’s not how it should be, you don’t need to stick with canon.

Don’t ignore the imperfects of the canon ship, allow yourself to spot them and think about them.

I always said SasuSaku were perfect and turned a blind eye onto all their imperfects because they’re canon but that’s the farthest away possible from the truth. In reality, I think it’s a really fucked up ship.

If you think about it, at first, yes they were cute, because even though he’s a bit of an asshole, he cared for his team and for Sakura. But when he left it all went downhill. He tried to kill her multiple times, he rejected her feelings multiple times (and even tho he did it harshly, he does have the right to speak of his feelings, he doesn’t love her and he shouldn’t have to, she can’t force him.) He was absent from her life for years and particularly between the ages of 13 and 17, this a period where you change the most. This is when you grow a personality. There’s no way you could actually ignore everything he did and go back straight away to being best friends. Actually, if we use it as a real life example, you can’t have barely any interaction with someone and have them constantly hurt you and still be in love with them. I know this because I’ve been in a similar situation as Sakura where my childhood crush and first love was harsh and mean and dare I say abusive to me. I did love him for years after that but he left and I didn’t see him for long. I moved on. I started to think seriously about how shitty he is. This is how feelings work. I began to hate him for all the shit he did to me.

How will you ever feel safe living with someone who once tried to kill you? it makes zero sense to me.

Besides, it wasn’t like Sakura actually had any thoughts behind loving Sasuke, she was a child who one day decided to make Sasuke their crush. Mostly because he’s cool. There is nothing wrong with that really, but it leaves many plot holes and unexplained things.

I allowed myself to question these things. How is my ship ‘perfect’ when all they did is hurt each other? How is being a single mother to a little girl whose father is always absent and doesn’t recognise her perfect?

And before someone jumps and says he’s away to protect them, whatever his reason is, it doesn’t change the reality of the situation. He doesn’t recognise his daughter. He doesn’t visit them or keep in touch with them. If he truly loved them he’d find a way to communicate the way he found a way to keep Naruto updated. Or at least found out from Naruto if they’re doing okay. Showed in any way that he cared.

People who truly love each other would go lengths to show it, to be there, to care and if you don’t think so then I don’t think you’ve ever experienced true love.

That said, this is NOT a post to convince you that SasuSaku sucks, this is my experience with it. I’m using them as an example, NOT to attack their shippers.

You don’t have to agree with me and I don’t need to agree with you. We’re all entitled to our own opinion.

As someone who claimed to be a hardcore SasuSaku shipper, it was difficult and scary for me to acknowledge these things. My Tumblr started as an SS blog after all. 

And I made this post to let you know not to be so, that when you do acknowledge a ship’s flaws and imperfections next to their good aspects, you begin to realise truly if you like them or not. I repeat, this applies to every canon ship, SasuSaku is JUST an example.

I still ship SasuSaku, but the fan fiction SasuSaku, the one with plot and feelings. Canon SasuSaku makes me feel sick to my stomach. I think it makes Sasuke a bigger asshole and Sakura a pathetic person and I hate it. (I’m not saying you should too, this is just MY opinion. The canon ship makes me feel bad and leaves a bad taste.)

So maybe be brave and give yourself the chance to think about this. Even if you personally believe there’s no way you’ll ever stop shipping your ship, don’t be scared of allowing yourself to think and criticise and like new things. Do take the time to think about it; this will either help you discover you don’t in fact like this ship as much as you thought or confirm that they’re indeed your otp. So no harm done,  really.

Don’t be scared of the assholes of this fandom who’d try to bully you or make you feel bad. You’ll most probably have your ship’s fandom, they will be there for you.

Lastly, from my experience, KakaSaku pair aside, I can truly say that their fandom has the nicest, most genuine people I’ve ever met in my life and I swear joining this fandom has been the best decision I’ve ever made. Not only are they super sweet but also super talented and chill. They’re a creative bunch who make the best art and write the best fan fiction. I’m blessed there are so many talented people who create amazing content featuring my favorite ship.

whoa, that was long man, if you read the entire thing cheers to your patience. If you’re new in the KS fandom, message me we can fangirl together. If you’re a SasuSaku shipper and were by any chance offended by this, sorry, but this is my opinion. By all means, keep doing you and shipping this pair.

New Religion

Pairing: Josh x Reader

Song Imagine: New Religion by The Heydaze


I’m watching you dancing in the kitchen

I could call you my new religion

You’re waking me up in the morning

Josh’s POV

Being with (Y/N) was probably the easiest thing I’ve ever done. It was like a walk in the park. Nothing was ever forced and the love came naturally. She recently moved in and I think that was the best decision I’ve ever made: to ask her.

It’s been about a month since she moved in. Most of her stuff is unpacked but, man does she have a lot.

My favorite part is when I wake up next to her and she’s still sleeping. I see her in her most vulnerable state: mouth open, small snores leaving her mouth, eyes closed with her long eyelashes brushing her cheeks. I wouldn’t want it any other way.

We plan to leave for Columbus soon for the Tour De Columbus. This will be the first time she’s met my family. I’m very excited to show her off. I want them to see what I see: a strong and breathtakingly beautiful woman who’s capable of doing anything she puts her mind to. She’s told me numerous times she’s nervous; I tell her they’ll love her almost as much as I do and she always giggles at that.

One of these days I’m going to ask her to marry me. I walked in on her making breakfast once. She was listening to her Spotify playlist and dancing to random songs I didn’t know. She’s got a weird taste in music but, I love her anyways.

I always find myself wanting to protect her. Last month some fans were saying some rude things and she let it get to her. She always assures me that nothing is wrong. I knew she was lying when she didn’t stop me when I asked if I could borrow one of her things. She always says something sassy when I ask. That’s how I know something is wrong: when she isn’t sassy. So, I laid in bed with her all night and kept telling her how beautiful she was. She kept denying it at first but when she realized I was going to interrupt her every time, she stopped. We just cuddled that night until we fell asleep. She felt a lot better the next morning and that was what I was hoping for.

(Y/N)’s POV

Today has been a good day. I woke up early and made Josh pancakes. He loves my pancakes. I wanted to give them to him in bed but he woke up before I could do that. I wasn’t angry though, I could never be angry at that cute face.

When he walked into the kitchen, I walked over and placed a small kiss on his lips. “How’d you sleep hun?”

“Great, since I slept next to you.” I giggled and hit his chest.

“Stop being cheesy it’s too early for that.” To prove my point, Josh yawned while releasing a small laugh. He wrapped his arms around my waist and placed his head in the crook of my neck.

“Fine bossy pants. You’re lucky I love you.” He said, his voice muffled. I giggled at the sensation and pushed him to the table for him to eat.

“What do you want to do today?” I asked as we finished breakfast. He gave me a quizzical look before smirking. I cocked my head my face scrunched in confusion.

“Let’s invite Tyler and Jenna over and have a water ballon fight in the backyard.” My eyes went wide and i let out a gasp.

“Oh my god, yes! Josh that’s such a good idea! Let me go call Jenna and make sure we can do it. I’ll be right back!” I ran into our room and grabbed my phone, quickly hitting Jenna’s name in my contacts.

“Hello?” She asked in a groggy morning voice.

“It’s time to get up sleepy head. You and Ty are gonna come over and we’re all gonna have a water balloon fight. You can’t say no. Be here in an hour and a half or I’m coming there and getting you.” I hear her groan before mumbling an “okay” and I hang up and run downstairs.

“They’re coming in a little bit Josh!”

“Did you give them a choice or did you force them?” He laughs as he’s washing our plates.

“That’s not important. They’re coming over so I’m going to get ready.” I kiss him on the cheek before heading upstairs.

Josh’s POV

That day was probably the most fun I’d ever had. (Y/N) and Jenna teamed up but Tyler and I won since we knew the best way to get them. We knew their weaknesses. They were close to winning but we won. We have bragging rights now.

Eventually, (Y/N) met my family. They love her just as much as I do. I hate to admit that but, she’s just too great not to love. I knew the moment I met her that I was in love with her. All I had to do was get her to fall in love with me. She likes to tell me she fell in love with me the first time we met too but I doubt it. I always tell her I love her more and that normally ends in a tickle fight that I win. I clearly love her more. No questions about that. I plan on asking her to marry me in a few days. It’ll be our 2 year anniversary and I want to make it special. What other way than to ask her to be mine forever? I just hope she says yes.

10 post-rock bands you should check out that aren't Explosions in the Sky (music megapost)

Sorry A) for that Buzzfeed-fucking-esque title and B) for anyone who thinks I’m trying to start beef with EITS. I enjoy the band, and won’t deny that they are pioneers of sorts for the post-rock genre (at least the post-rock that I’m referring to), but I feel like they’re the only post-rock band that most people have heard of/listen to (thanks Friday Night Lights/high school jocks), when there’s so much great shit out there. In a genre overcrowded with unoriginality, formulaic song structures, and shit that is just straight-up boring, here are 10 of my favorite post-rock bands that I think deserve more love ((even though a couple are defunct) included are youtube links to a sample song):

*Also, I don’t know how to embed Youtube vids here (this is a “text”) post; I hope you don’t mind copying/pasting

1. Red Sparowes

This band is first on my list (though I’m not trying to order them in any way necessarily) because they’re responsible for re-kindling my interest in the genre; I’d had “At the Soundless Dawn” on my laptop for some time, but hadn’t listened to it in its entirety (in spite of the fact that I’m such a huge fan of their guitarist, Emma Ruth Rundle’s solo work). Okay, so three words:  pedal steel guitar. If you thought that shit was reserved for country/americana bands, think again. Red Sparowes make it work for dark post-rock too.

The Soundless Dawn Came Alive as Cities Began to Mark the Horizon

2. Giants

Oddly, the first post-rock band I ever got into (think they were friends with some midwest hardcore bands and I heard about them through them). The band’s broken up (I think), but I always thought they put out just as quality shit as the greats like EITS, Godspeed!, Mogwai, Mono, etc. There’s nothing extraordinary about them, but I think everything about all the songs on their 2008 EP, “Old Stories,” are perfect. The atmosphere they generate is unbelievable, the emotions they’ll make you feel are unexpected, and the crescendos are jaw-dropping. Listen to this shit at nighttime.

While the Ages Steal

3. God is an Astronaut

Great post-rock band from Ireland. They have a pretty extensive discography, but the record I always have and probably always will keep coming back to is “All is Violent, All is Bright.” The range of emotions you’ll experience through this album is intense; the opener “Fragile,” is uplifting (albeit heartbreaking in the best way possible), but the second track on the album (the title track, which I’m linking) is melancholic as fuck. Perfect music for driving through the forest (as are most of the bands I’m including here; these cliches are basically interchangeable but whatever I don’t really know how ta talk music).

All is Violent, All is Bright

4. Everett

I think this two-piece only ever put out one 4-song EP (correct me if I’m wrong) but it holds a lot of value to me and I used to play it ever night at work around 1:30 while closing. Again, nothing special, but the songs are simple and charming. Lots of pianos, lots of synths. Also, half of the band consists of Dallas Taylor (from Underoath/Maylene and the Sons of Disaster). I think this is the best thing he’s ever done.

The Crown

5. Gifts from Enola

Virginian post-rock band that I believe is now defunct. Their ability to create ethereal, delicate atmosphere with their ambient parts, but create freneticism in the same song with fast tempos and heavy guitars is pretty fucking unreal. In the song I’m linking, the part that starts at 4:20 (total coincidence) marked by that tempo change and the soaring leads is one of my favorite parts of any song ever.


6. Kwoon

Post-rock band from France, which is definitely on the more melancholic/darker side of the genre (peep that album artwork). Admittedly, I need to listen to them more, but the song I’m linking blows me away. It starts off pretty slow (and eerie I think, if you can appreciate that) but the apex and second half of the song are unbelievable (talk about payoff), even though the production isn’t that great.

Eternal Jellyfish Ballet

7. …Of Sinking Ships

This started out as the side project of Chad Waldrup from Hopesfall before he left the band. He put an amazing full length in 2006 (…Of Sinking Ships), was quiet for a while, then put out another LP this year (The Amaranthine Sea) with a dude from HRVRD (I think?) who is now in the band. The 2014 is a breath of fresh air for the genre; it’s a “theme” album (listen to it in order, and read the song titles in order). However, I feel like it more follows the cliche’s of post-rock than the 2006 EP, in which jangly guitars dance over mid-tempo beats. Here’s my favorite song from that album:

The Circumstances

8. Godspeed You! Black Emperor

If you don’t listen to GY!BE, then you’re fucking up. Chances are you’ve already heard them but might not know it (if you’ve seen the movie 28 Days Later, an edited song of theirs plays after that dude wakes up in the beginning, while he’s running around in a post-apocalyptic London). Most of the music they play is morbidly dark, and is perfect for when you’re feeling at all fucked in the head. The build-ups are intense and insane (lose your mind kinda shit) and they are probably the most original band I’m posting here. Their songs are basically all 20 minutes long, but they never waste a minute on shit songwriting.

East Hastings

9. Caspian

Another exemplar for the post-rock genre. I don’t listen to their previous stuff a whole lot, but their 2013 LP, “Waking Season” was fucking perfect. The tracks were great individually, but the way the album flows as a whole makes so much sense it’s fucking insane. Like Gifts from Enola, they’re able to write diverse songs without things sounding weird. Linking you the closing track on the album (it’s one of my favorite songs in any genre ever).

Fire Made Flesh

10. This Will Destroy You

I’ve been riding this band’s jock hard for years and I don’t think I’ll ever stop. One of my favorite bands (fuck I’m saying the same thing over and over again huh?). Will not bog this description down with the same shit (take basically everything I said about the other bands; they probably also apply here), but will instead post an anecdote from when I saw them at Fun Fun Fun fest. So I was on the bus, and was supposed to arrive at the venue like 10 minutes before they played. However, even though several people requested a stop, the bus driver forgot or some shit, and drove all the way across the river (cause the venue stop was the last one before the river), and he ended up dropping us off almost a mile away from the venue. So I fucking sprinted to their set in 8 minutes (an achievement for me) and got there like 30 seconds into their first song. I almost threw up right away (I waited until after their set and did it in a bathroom), but it was so fucking worth it. Check out their 2014 LP “Another Language.”


Wow, definitely did not intend on writing this much. Hope you guys check some of this shit out. What are other great post-rock bands?

anonymous asked:

Okay, I just really wanted to say that I LOVE the Togruta!Anakin! Really, it is probably one of my favorite (if not favorite) pieces of Star Wars fanart I have ever seen. I am in love with it. I have always had a thing about species swapping Anakin and this is the only one I have ever found. So, thank you, from the bottom of my heart for making one of my dreams come true. I couldn't stop smiling for a long time it made my day! I hate to ask this but do you think you will make more in the future?

Oh yes, the species swap. Who doesn’t like the species swap?

Thanks you Anon, this is one of the best message I had ever received, I feel so much love from you! To me Togruta is the best looking Star Wars alien ever, they are bizarre but beautiful, and I alway hope to see a Star Wars main character that wasn’t born a human or near-human. 

(in the future, probably I just make more Mass Effect/Star Wars crossover.)

anonymous asked:

The tag winner winner chicken nuggets is probably my favorite thing I have ever seen

winner winner chicken nuggets is my fav in joke i’ve ever had and it’s not even that funny

i don’t remember what v had said (over text), but i was brushing my teeth and texting at the same time (i remember it vividly), and i went to reply ‘winner winner chicken dinner’ but i got to ‘winner winner chicken’ and my phone suggested ‘nuggets’ and i nearly spat toothpaste everywhere because it made me laugh SO HARD

so i sent the text and explained what had happened and both of us just lost it

it’s at the point now that, rather than saying ‘proud of you’ or ‘good job’ we just say ‘nugs’ and honestly i think that’s beautiful

Tagged by @psalm-onethirtynine (thank you :)

Rules: repost with rules, answer the 11 questions, then ask your own 11 questions and tag 11 people

1.What is your favorite childhood comfort item (or some if there are many)? I have a stuffed animal that I got when I was 9 from Disneyland - she’s still in my bedroom; I took her with me to college and everything.
2.What is your favorite band at the moment? Boyband: EXO; Band-Band:Either My Chemical Romance or Bad Suns 

3. What is the happiest thing that has ever happened to you? I always think of my 16th birthday; I wasn’t expecting anything, but my family had made a special breakfast and day out and everything and I felt so touched and loved.

4. Who inspires you the most? Probably Mother Teresa

5. Look around you. Name the first thing your eyes landed on. Pillow

6. What is the stupidest movie you have ever seen (or just one you disliked/hated). I recently saw a movie called “Deep” or something like that; and it was set in like Canada or Netherlands or something; but the lead actress was doing a “Hills of West Virginia” accent and you could see the pain on the other actors faces I swear if it wasn’t so sad it would have been funny.

7.Say there’s a pill that makes it a guarantee that you will never get sick in your life ever again (colds, flu, lime disease, ebola - stuff that can be passed), but you have to get a tattoo of a pill capsule right smack dab on the tip of your nose in order to get the pill. Would you take the pill? (it wouldn’t cost anything - the tattoo or the pill). I’m already sensitive about my nose I don’t need more attention drawn to it with a tattoo.

8. You have been given the power to ban one specific song. No one can ever listen to it again, sing it, hum it, speak of it. What song would you ban? Either Bang Bang  by Ariana Grande and Jessie J or Closer by Chainsmokers; gosh I hate those songs so much.

9.You can make one song mandatory learning in all schools. Every student must listen to it. Which song do you pick? Yikes this is hard…right now “Moonlight” by EXO since I adore it and everyone else should to.

10. Glance around you. The first word you see is now your name. What is your new name? (kaity’s note: my new name is Breathe). Cattolica (it was on my calendar).

11. Can you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry men? It is the music of a people who will  not be slaves again!!

OK so my 11 Questions are: 

1.If you could be an expert in anything (just naturally know everything about whatever it is) what would you chose?

2. Name a musician/ band who you hated initially but now love.

3.What is the name of the book (you know the one) that you’ve read over and over again?

4. Song you love most right now.

5. Song you hate the most right now.

6. Best film you’ve seen so far in 2017.

7. Favorite comic book character and why.

8. If you were the Rock for a day - what would you do?(no idea where this idea came from, but I’m curious now)

9. What’s a weird habit you have that no one else seems to have.

10. What’s the latest you’ve ever procrastinated on an assignment?

11. What album would you name “Album of the Century”?

Tagging: @vocalquibbler, @gvthnx, @coffeeman777, @90s-irwin, @john-silver33, @smol-overlord, @we-are–groot, @little-cheeky-monkey, @popcorncow, @hotel-californiall, and @ipreferthe-drummer

Imagine... he touches you during a family dinner

“There’s no need for you to be nervous,” he looks at me, “I’ve already told them all about you. They probably know more about you than you know about yourself.”

I groan, “That’s not a good thing!”

“It is, though!” he laughs, “babe, you have nothing to worry about. They’ll love you.”

“I’ve never met my other boyfriends’ families before,” I say, “I’m new to this.”

“Well I’m glad to be your first,” he leans in and points to his cheek. I place a kiss on it and he smiles, “And hopefully your last…”

My stomach jumps and I grin, my smile so wide my eyes nearly shut. “I love you,” I tell him.

“I love you more,” he beams and throws a shirt over his head. I watch him while stood by the front door. “You ready?” he asks.

“Not one bit,” I shudder and he pouts.

“C’mon babe,” he pleas, “if I love you, they’ll love you… and you’re really easy to get along with. It’ll be nearly impossible for you to screw it up.”

“Okay,” I whisper and he leans in and kisses me passionately. He circles his hands around my waist, pulling me against him and I laugh, pushing him away. “Harry, we’ve got to go!” I whine and tug him out the door by his hand.


As soon as we open the door, I’m attacked in a hug. “Hi!” the girl yells, “I’m Gemma, Harry’s sister,” she introduces herself and I smile really wide. “I’ve heard so much about you.”

“I’ve heard a lot about you, too!” I grin, “It’s really nice to finally meet you… wow… you are gorgeous!”

“Thank you so much, love!” She beams, “You’re not so bad yourself.” I giggle and she looks over at Harry, who’s hanging up his coat. “We’ve got some humiliation to do, don’t we Harry?” she looks at him and he widens his eyes.

“Oh, please, god no!” he whines. “I don’t want her to change her mind about me… I kind of like her.”

“I do, too,” she laughs. I like this family already.

“Harry! Y/N!” Anne walks in. Why is this entire family absolutely gorgeous? I hold out a hand, but she pulls me in for a hug instead, ignoring my gesture. “We are so happy to have you here,” she says.

“This certainly is a lovely home,” I compliment.

“And you certainly are a lovely girl!” Well, I see how Harry learned to be so kind. “I’ve prepared pasta,” she says, “Why don’t we start eating?”

Robin, Harry’s stepdad, is in the kitchen, putting the bowl of pasta on the table. He smiles at me and shakes my hand, introducing himself.

We all sit down and I’m barricaded with billions of questions, some of which I don’t have time to answer. “What’s your favorite song?” “What do you want to do when you get out of uni?” “Hobbies?” “Favorite movie?”

I’m in the middle of speaking about how Harry’s and my movie taste really clash when I feel Harry’s hand touch my thigh through my dress. “Yeah,” I breathe, “Harry always makes me watch Love Actually.”

“I know, right?” Gemma laughs, “It’s the worst movie I’ve ever seen!”

“Isn’t it?” I chuckle and Harry pretends to pout.

“What’s your favorite movie?” She asks and Harry slips his hand beneath my dress, catching me off guard and I gasp quietly, trying to cover it up with my thinking face.

“I don’t know…” I shrug nervously, “There are way too many. I’m a movie fanatic.”

“What’s the first thing that comes to mind?” she asks.

“Probably… Shawshank Redemption,” I say.

“I like her,” Robin points at me and looks at Harry, “That’s one of the best movies ever made.” I blush while Anne chimes in and starts talking about books and Harry inches his hand up my thigh. I grab his hand and give him a stern look, squeezing it and taking it off me. He smirks at me and holds my hand, engulfing my hand in his massive one.

“You two are such a lovely couple,” Anne says, “Remind me how you met again?”

I chuckle, “Well, uh, it was actually at a meet and greet,” I say.

“Really?” Anne teases, “So you’re a fan!”

I nod embarrassedly. “My friend and I won a contest to go backstage and that’s when we met… we went out to dinner a few nights later in Los Angeles and it just sort of went from there.”

“That’s so adorable that you’re a fan,” Gemma laughs.

“He never lets me forget it. I had this horribly embarrassing twitter account from when I was fourteen that revolved around One Direction,” I admit, “And he found it after our first date and called me. He actually blackmailed me.” Harry slips his hand under my dress again, but this time doesn’t hesitate to fiddle with the hem of my underwear. I bite my bottom lip hard to keep from moaning. His warm fingers brush against my center through the fabric.

“He blackmailed you?” Robin frowns.

“Yeah,” I giggle, “Uh, he said that if I refused to go on another date with him that he would expose me.”

“Harry, you’re a terrible person!” Gemma frowns.

“What?” Harry defends himself, “She knew I wasn’t actually going to do it! She wanted to anyway… I know it.”

“I still maintain that I was indifferent,” I laugh and try and pry his hand away but to no avail.

“She liked it,” he says, taking a sip of his water and moving my underwear to the side, exposing my center. I let out a long breath.

“What is it like, where you’re from?” Anne asks.

He abruptly starts rubbing circles around my clit, driving me absolutely mad. “It’s very warm… all the time,” I say, “I like it here a lot more.” I force out without stuttering or losing my focus. He slips a finger inside of me and I gasp.

“Are you okay, love?” Anne asks, concerned.

“Yeah,” I smile, “I just… stubbed my toe… sorry.” I shoot Harry a glare but he just stares at me intently, biting his lip. He smirks briefly and then looks away, adding another finger and pumping in and out of me. He eats a bit of pasta and Gemma frowns at me.

“You’ve hardly touched your food,” she comments. That’s because if I tried to, it would probably fall out of my mouth because your ass of a brother chose the wrong time to be horny. 

I look down into his lap, seeing a growing bulge in his trousers, turning me on beyond belief. “Sorry,” I say, eating some pasta and smiling, “I’m just a messy eater… and I don’t like chewing while talking,” I laugh, trying not to sound annoying.

“Oh, of course,” she says. Harry starts to take over the conversation, talking about my mad cooking skills while he adds a third finger while roughly pressing down on my clit, nearly throwing me over the edge. I swat at his hand, completely checking out from the conversation and getting completely lost in the pleasure he’s giving me.

“Oh my god,” I breathe.

“Are you sure you’re okay?” Anne asks again and I look up.

“Could you point me to the closest restroom?” I ask shyly.

“Of course,” she smiles, “It’s down the hall and to the left.”

I thank her and stand up quickly, walking to the restroom. The minute I get there, I pull my phone out of my pocket and text Harry: “Why have you gone and done that?!”

Moments later, I get a text back: “you were just so irresistible in that cute little dress of yours.”

me: you couldn’t just wait until we get back home??

Harry: I’m afraid not ;)

me: just quit it, don’t do it when I get back to the table.

he doesn’t text back, but I hear a knock on the bathroom door. “One moment!” I yell. Without warning, Harry walks in through the door, instantly pressing me up against the door and kissing me roughly on the lips, slipping his tongue in my mouth immediately. I kiss back desperately, tangling my hands in his curls and pulling him tight against me.

“Let’s go to my room,” he whispers.

I nod silently, biting my bottom lip and breathing heavily. We quietly sneak out the door and down the hall to his bedroom. Before I can tease him about the childish decor, he pushes me up against the wall again and picks up right where we left off. He slips a hand under my skirt again and tugs my underwear down my legs. I slip my shoes off and unbuckle his belt quickly, knowing that this has to be fast or else his family will notice something is up. He pulls his pants off and throws me onto the bed. He hovers over me, lining himself up with my entrance and not hesitating to thrust into me hard and fast. I moan loudly and Harry throws a hand over my mouth.

“Shh,” he whispers, “quietly, love.”

I slip my hands up his shirt to rake my nails against his back. He winces in pain, but he likes it. He pounds into me harder, edging me on and bringing his mouth to my neck, biting and sucking the skin on my neck, sure to leave a mark. He drags his lips to mine to keep me quiet, kissing me passionately while he picks up the pace. He brings a hand down to where we’re connected and rubs my clit again.

“Faster, Harry, oh my god,” I moan quietly and he happy obliges, slamming into me unfathomably fast, causing me to arch my back in utter euphoria.

“Fuck, Y/N,” he groans, “Fuck, I’m not going to last much longer.”

“Me either,” I whimper as I feel my orgasm approaching. He continues doing what he’s doing, mercilessly sucking on my neck harshly, making me want to cry out in pleasure.

“Cum for me, Y/N,” he whispers and I release, my entire body shaking, waves of pleasure surging through my body as I ride out my high, clenching around him, completely throwing him over the edge as well.

“Fuck, Y/N, baby, yeah!” He moans a little louder than expected. He continues thrusting into me sloppily until he collapses on top of me, nuzzling his face in my neck.

“I hate to ruin the moment, Harry, but we have to get back out there.”

“You’re right,” he breathes, picking himself up off of me and finding his pants on the floor, pulling them on. I put my underwear back on and we share a knowing smile before walking back to the dining room, where only Gemma is sat.

“Mum and Robin went to the kitchen to get some ice cream.” Gemma tells us and Harry nods, walking to the kitchen to help. She turns to me, “You’re okay, right?”

“Yeah, I was just feeling a bit sick,” I say, “Harry came to help me. I’m feeling better now, though.“

“So that would explain that massive hickey on your neck?” Gemma grins teasingly, tucking my hair behind my ear and admiring the dark red mark.

My face turns bright red. “I—uh… I’m…”

“It’s okay, love,” she winks as Harry rounds the corner, adjusting his trousers, “I know it wasn’t your idea.“

holdsteady  asked:

hey!! I'm late again

First Impression: aw man this ask is so nice aND HOLY SHIT SHE’S INTO SCREAMALES
Truth is: you’re my gay platonic life partner and i could never have predicted what kind of impact you’d have on my life. it still freaks me out how coincidental our whole meeting was, but i’m super grateful for it. if fate exists, then it brought you to me, i think
How old you look: like 21
Have you ever made me laugh: ALL THE DANG TIME. you probably make me laugh more than anyone else, just by sheer volume
Have you ever made me mad: a couple times, and mostly that stems from like us having really different ways of processing things but the THING IS we’ve literally always bounced back and been better for it and that means a lot to me
Best Feature: your eyes are really pretty and you’ve got a super great smile but idk if i can even really articulate my favorite thing about you. you just Get Me. it’s really easy to talk to you, i never really have to explain anything
Have i ever had a crush on you: honestly no but i have thought about how much simpler my life would be if we were were into each other like that
You’re my: fuckin ridiculous sitcom level, pop-punk legend come to life best friend
name in my phone: kaelin
Should you post this too: YEAH DUDE

Karmagisa // Mischaracterization

Okaaaaay this is something that I’ve been wanting to rant about for a while now. One of my biggest pet peeves about this fandom - and this ship specifically - is the constant mischaracterization of the karma/nagisa ship. Let me first clarify that not only am I apart of this fandom, but also a huge fan of the ship, and that’s probably why this bothers me so much. For some reason, our fandom seems to deem it necessary to always have Karma hitting on Nagisa, and this apparently turns Nagisa into a blushing uke in retaliation.

Neither of these things would EVER happen! One of my favorite things about their relationship is that it’s so equal; they both admire one another and want to protect and support each other so mutually that neither of them would ever put the other into a situation that genuinely made them feel uncomfortable. And being hit on by other guys - especially when that guy is a close friend - would definitely make Nagisa uncomfortable. Because of the way he’s been brought up, being misgendered is a major insecurity of Nagisa’s. And although Karma lightly teases him about it, he never crosses the line between what’s appropriate and what’s not. He’s been to Nagisa’s house and he’s aware of Nagisa’s situation. He only wants Nagisa to feel comfortable. Which is also why he acts so protective of him.

Realistically, I think that if they ever were to end up in a relationship, they would still act the same as they do now. And that’s what’s so nice about them, they’re so equal and they don’t change. It’s a very healthy relationship aspect.

drippy--paint  asked:


1. First impression: this person is precious and deserves so much more in life, they are so strong
2. Truth is: you really are one of the strongest people I know and I hope that things are looking up and upper for ya nowadays! Hang in there kiddo!
3. How old do you look: 15?
4. Have you ever made me laugh: Yes!
5. Have you ever made me mad: No!
6. Best feature: YOUR PIANO SKILLS
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: I have a crush on all my mutuals aa
8. You’re my: favorite scorpio
9. Name in my phone: probably drippy
10. Should you post this too? If you wanna!

thecrystalhero  asked:

Okay but for real uhhhhhhhhhhh any of the Zelda games

zelda as a whole is honestly never been something I’ve been too interested in. the lore is great and the games have wonderful locations and characters and all that jazz it’s just not my thing? something about the way it controls messes me up directionaly, and im shit at puzzles. Although I will say:

mm: the aesthetic is possibly the best in any game I’ve ever played ever. had to play alongside a walkthrough bc again: i’m awful. I still haven’t been able to beat majora since like an idiot i didnt do any of the sidequests so i have 5 hearts BUT it’s still probably my favorite overall. 

botw: beautiful. 100% gorgeous. the trailer made me cry. the gameplay makes me cry harder. daruk is my son. please buy a switch.