probably makeup

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it occurred to me tonight that…none of you know what I look like. which weirds me out a bit? I rant a lot on this blog and talk to quite a few of you and none of you have seen my face (except becca and jayne cause they’re stuck on this island with me) soooo here are two pictures of me awkwardly smiling after my cousins wedding. goodnight friends 🐢
(please do not re/bl0g)

youtube

I’m sure a lot of you guys will be interested in this. Its probably the best makeup video out there since it has a lot of really good tips that anyone could use. Give it a watch!

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I haven’t posted any selfies in a while sooo here’s one of my makeups from halloween! ♥ 

distracting/calming post-election masterpost <3

so i think we’re all pretty freaked out and upset

and if youre like me youve been shaking/crying/throwing up/dissociating all day

well its a good thing my entire life is about happy little distractions

Cooking videos/my favorite chefs on youtube

These are all Chef John from Food Wishes and hes really relaxing and funny

Onto other chefs!

My favorite crafts/polymer clay tutorials

Makeup tutorials and hauls/unboxings

well thats all for now folks

feel free to add more, and ill probably add onto it some tomorrow

Okay, okay, so I started thinking this morning and now I cant stop thinking about this

So, Neil ends up spending a lot of time with Allison and eventually gets curious about makeup
So he asks her to teach him
So he eventually gets really good at it
And he wears it a lot, but its usually pretty subtle
Foundation and concealer, eyeshadow, maybe eyeliner, a little mascara, and a pinkish nude lipstick
But sometimes he’ll go all out with winged liner, a bold lip, false lashes, and contour and highlight
He looks like a literal queen

On days when the makeup he’s wearing brings out the blue in his eyes Andrew asks “yes or no?” more often
He secretly loves it when Neil wears makeup

And so one day he asks Neil to do his makeup
And Neil agrees hesitantly
Because that means Andrew will have to be okay with sitting still for a bit while Neil touches his face
But Andrew is okay with that because he’s curious and he trusts Neil

So he eventually ends up with a face full of makeup
He looks amazing
With dark red-almost-black lipstick and dark eyeshadow to match the black of his outfit
And winged liner
And flawless lashes and contour
He loves it
But he wouldn’t dare say that
He just says 320% and walks away

Later that day he asks Neil to teach him

Batfam Halloween Headcanons
  • Jason would probably dress up as Jason… Voorhees
  • Your eyes almost roll out of your head
  • Dick would dress up as some punny thing or inside joke that nobody but he would remember 
  • “Nuts and bolts,get it?!” You laugh at how happy he looks
  • Barbara is Daphne from Scooby Doo
  • Her makeup is probably the best it’s ever been
  • You’re lowkey proud (you taught her how to use makeup!:’)
  • Tim is probably the most casual besides Damien
  • He has some glasses,a “Vote for Pedro Shirt” and some converse 
  • At least he tried
  • UNLIKE DAMIEN
  • He just walks downstairs in his civilian clothes 
  • “……..?…..”-Damien Wayne,2016
  • “Why aren’t you dressed up,brat?” 
  • Damien scoffs at Jason,”Dressed up for what?”
  • Collective gasp™
  • Before they can interrogate him,you and Bruce walk down the stairs for a grand entrance
  • You’re dressed as Morticia and Gomez Addams,looking #flawless
  • Bruce refused to have just a mustache so that was a no go,he just had his stubble
  • Bruce,to your dismay,bought you the most beautiful (and expensive) lace dress
  • The kids are stunned at how good both of you looked before Alfred came down the stairs behind you
  • He’s in the very first batman costume you three had put together
  • That you hand sewed 
  • Eyebrows on the cowl
  • Underwear (”They are trunks,Mistress Wayne”,he corrects you) on the outside
  • He’s very proud he can fit in it
  • “…..” Then the kids almost die of laughter while you and Bruce just smile at him
  • Even Damien cracks a smile
  • “What..the hell is that thing,Al?” Dick manages to say through laughs
  • “I’ll have you know,Master Dick,that this is the very first Batman ensemble.”
  • The kids all have ‘wtf’ written on their faces
  • “Who would let the old man wear that?”
  • You bristle in annoyance,”I thought it was good.”
  • Jason cringes a little,”Oh..sorry,Ma.”
  • “Just kidding it’s terrible.”
  • The kids let out their held in breaths,they thought it was ugly but they didn’t want to hurt your feelings,Bruce’s on the other hand
  • “Can you believe he actually went on patrol like that?” Bruce tries to squeeze you to be quiet but it didn’t work
  • They all start laughing again
  • You give Bruce’s deadpanned face a little kiss
  • “Cheer up,Mon amour. It’s Halloween.”

A/N:I had to do that with Alfred

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oooeeeeee tagged for the bias/bf(???) selfie tag once again by the  GORGEOUS @tvixx 😍😍😍 i tried to do haken but my other selfies turned out shitty LOL

funny story: I came across the pic of him and that doggo and it reminded me of mine so i called her over as if we were about to go on a walk and GRABBED HER and forced her to take selfies with me and she hated it :’)

also, Happy Valentine’s Day!! I will be tagging all of my loves (old and new)!!: @rapperravioli @tranquies @dontcallmemarge @taechulo @raikages @taehyung-the-baehyung @bunny-hyuk @reila-ravkong @littlegraymouse @kens-barbie @tadaachii @fxck-vixx @army-arie7 @chokemekai @lattaek  @k-popastrology @alovelypisces @jespere-hope @minminyoongi @chimmychimm @hosnaps @imjaebumsnovia @dorkshik @90jtw @chiboijohnny @hakyeon-go-go as always, no pressure if you do not want to do it or are tired of me tagging you in things~ 💗💕💗💕💗💕