probably funnier if you knew him

No Kissing - Peter Parker x Reader x Dad!Stark

Originally posted by prettystucky

Words: 1070
Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader x Father!Stark
Featuring: Rhodey
Warnings: making out,,,,,, mentions of schoooooool
Requested by anon
Hiiii! I love your work its amazing. Can I request an imagine where the reader’s dad is Tony and the reader and peter are flirting and stuff. Then they start dating and Tpny finds out. Also can you add like one make out part! Thank you so much I hope I could explain it.
Authors Note: I start school tomorrow….oh no. Also, this is set before Civil War- So Tony has not met Peter :)

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You ran down the steps as you texted your friend back. “Dad?” You called out, running around the main floors of the tower. “Where are you?”

“Calm down, kid,” Your father walked out from the kitchen with a cup in his hands, “What’s up?”

“My science partner is coming over soon to work on our project.” You quickly explained, hoping he would easily let this one slide. But it’s Tony Stark- your father nonetheless.

“What project? Who? Gender? Sexuality? No kissing.” He started to shoot responses at you.

You rolled your eyes; a sigh heard before you began to speak, “Dad, it’s just this guy, Peter Parker, and he’s my lab partner. Chill, he’s just my friend.” You told him, and you looked back down at your phone.

Tony sighed, “What will you two be doing?”

You shrugged and looked up, “Our project.”

Tony nodded, “Where?”

You put your phone in your pocket, “I don’t know, either my room or down here. But if you piss me off, we’re working in your lab,” You smirked, “Now, calm down and stop being such a dad!” You patted his shoulder and went to sit on the couch as you waited for Peter to text you that he was almost to your place.

You weren’t sure if Peter knew that you were a Stark. Apparently, he’s awful with names. That and, you try to stay in the shadows when it comes to your fathers’ work. You stay out of his way- especially with the cameras and conferences, it’s easier than being famous.

You flipped through the TV channels before receiving a text fromPeter.

Am I at the right place?

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He jokingly/accidentally offends your child and they take it personally (SHINEE)

Y/S/N: your son’s name

Y/D/N: your daughter’s name


Onew: -your 8 year old daughter came stomping into the house followed by Jinki who kinda waited for her to stop into her room before he sat down with you. You asked him what he did- “I told her that polka dots make her look pudgy. I thought she wanted my honest opinion not the sugar coating things”

Jonghyun: -your son made no sense to him. He was a toddle so many things made him cry still. They had a cute moment when your son said ‘silly daddy’ and Jonghyun said ‘silly Y/S/N’ and your son started crying- “no no no you’re making no sense you called me silly why can’t I call you silly? That’s not right Y/S/N” 

Key: -arguing with a 1 year old made no sense but he did it anyways. He didn’t think your daughter would be talking yet but all she could say was ‘no daddy’ to everything. So when he was talking and she interrupted he told her to shut up and she didn’t take it well. You ended up scolding him- “yeah yeah yeah you know if she said no mommy all the time you would understand my annoyance”  

Minho: -he was known for picking on his children but his older ones had no problems really with it but your youngest son was never one to deal with criticism well. He said your son was always causes problems and then Y/S/N came running to you about his father saying he was being really mean to him. You just glared at him as you comforted the small boy- “he needs to learn when I am joking it will make everything so much funnier”

Taemin: -he picked up your 3 month old daughter and all he did was coo that she was getting fat. Then she let out a wail even though you knew she probably didn’t know what he said. Taemin thought he broke her little heart when he offended her- “she’s mad at me I know it. She’s going to hold a grudge til she’s an adult”

Seokjin Scenario: Head Up!

Request: I have a request for Jin!! May I request a scenario where it’s the first time he’s meeting the readers family but instead of the family meeting him at like a dinner it ends up being a day trip to a park with the readers family? I hope that made sense omg. Thank you so much if you write this scenario ❤️❤️❤️❤️  

Genre: Fluff 


The sun was shining bright and proud on the pitch blue sky, the air was warm, the day couldn’t be better, yet, with each passing second Jin’s hands were growing increasingly cold. He held Jjanggu’s leash a little tighter for dear life and tried to swallow down his nerves.

–At least I got you for moral support – he said, looking down at his dog perfectly groomed for the occasion, with his navy blue collar on and sitting serenely by Jin’s side, looking impassive and composed and every single thing that Jin was not. Jjanggu observed him silently with his head tilted to the side and Seokjin felt as if he was somehow reproaching him.

–What? – He asked, even if he knew Jjanggu wasn’t answering. His little dog did a little jump and barked a couple times startling him and Jin sighed.

–Alright, alright, I’m going… – Jin straightened his shoulders and took a deep breath. If anything, this day hadn’t started the way he had hoped. –You’re supposed to be on my side… – Jin murmured with a strained voice, feeling a drop of sweat going down his right temple.

He was supposed to meet your family for the first time and that thought alone made his nerves way too noticeable for his liking. He still remembered agreeing with you on this, saying that yes, he was absolutely and one hundred percent sure it was about time to meet your parents, and he also remembered the way you’d kissed him after that. He smiled lightly with that thought, he was doing this for the both of you and he only had to man up. The thing was that he wasn’t meeting only your parents, but also half of your family and he was already late, only because he was too nervous the night before and didn’t sleep well, which resulted in him sleeping through his alarm and not being able to go with you and your parents in the same car. He could only hope his first impression wasn’t affected by that, but he knew it most probably would.

He’d arrived to the park on his own with only Jjanggu to accompany him, Jin tried to remember all the little warnings you’d given him, just advice before hand, as you defined it, while Jjanggu led the way inside the park. You’d talked about your father believing he was funnier than he truly was, about your mom’s never ending curiosity, and alright, he could have expected that. There was also the crazy aunt that invited herself to the trip and well, didn’t every family have one? You spoke about some of your cousins, mostly to say they were a little nosy and hyperactive. Jin was half confident with that part, life had given him some friends like that and maybe he could manage to not turn this meeting in a total disaster.

Jjanggu suddenly tugged at the leash and ran forward, dragging Jin along with him, he recognized your voice sounding at the distance and then you weren’t so distant anymore because Jin was bumping against you and Jjanggu’s leash got entangled around your bodies.

–Jin! – you giggled and held onto his arms, doing your best to get away from the knot of limbs and kissing his cheek before crouching to caress Jjanggu behind his ears.

–Hi babe – he smiled, but that smile lasted about a second because then he noticed all the eyes fixed on him, your entire family scanning him from head to toe like the outsider he was and then your father spoke, spiky fork in hand with which he was tending the grill, cheshire cat like smile spreading across his lips.

–So, the sleeping boy has arrived – he said and Jin laughed breathlessly.

–Hi…– he choked a little and tried not to look like he wanted to run the other way around.

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Scars - Chapter 9

Reader x Yoongi

Warnings: None

Words: 1,074

Chapters: 8 , 10

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“(y/n)?”, “Mom”, I sobbed out as I engulfed my mother in a hug. She was shocked because of the state I was in, “(y/n) sweetheart what happened?”, I didn’t answer so she just rubbed my back.


“Honey? Who was at the do-(y/n)?”, my father walked up to where me and my mother were hugging, “what are you doing here?”, “can I stay here? I’ll explain later”, “obviously you can stay, come inside”, my father moved aside to let me in, but I didn’t move chasing him to furrow his brows in confusion. “Erm, dad, there’s someone I’d like you to meet”.


“So you’re telling me you’ve been hiding your pregnancy and the actual birth from us, your parents?!”, my father exclaimed. Ughhhh, I wish I never told them, now I’m going to have an ear full. “I wanted to tell you, I did, but-”, “but? But nothing, we are your paren-, it’s what’s his face, isn’t it?”, “Yoongi?”, my father nodded. I couldn’t lie to my father, “he just wanted to wait for the right time”, “the right time would be the second you found out that you were going to have a human growing inside you!”. He began shouting, scaring Kaia, causing her to cry out.


“Oh darling, it doesn’t matter, atleast we know now, I mean she could have hidden it for years and we would be clueless, now stop shouting and come look at your beautiful granddaughter”, my mother said whilst patting Kaia’s back as she held her. My father looked to my mother and then back to me and point with his index finger, “this conversation isn’t over missy”, I rolled my eyes at my dad, he still treated me like a child.


My father then went over to Kaia and picked her up, she instantly began grabbing at his face and squealing making my father smile, “she’s just like (y/n), isn’t she honey?”, mother asked as she was also grinning at the scene in front of her, “yeah, she is, her face, her mood, everything is just like her”, he was admiring Kaia, he was practically in love with her already.


“That’s the last of the bags”, Hoseok announced, “I’ll get goi-”, “oh no dear, it’s too late to be driving around now, you can stay in our guest room”, “oh no-”, my father interrupted him , “son, I suggest you save your breath, she won’t stop till you accept”.


After I put Kaia down, I went back to the living room to find Hoseok and my dad laughing about something, it was probably some stupid as my mum was rolling her eyes and turning up the volume on the TV to try and block them out. “Hoseok, you got funnier and funnier every time I see you”, I sat down beside my mother, resting my head against her shoulder. “What about me, I am your daughter”, “I have a daughter?, Honey I never knew we had a daughter”, my father’s joke didn’t go well with me as I was already pretty upset.


“For God sakes dad let it go!”, I screamed as I stood up. “I do not need you whining right now I’m already trying to deal with the fact that my ‘boyfriend’, the father of my child, was sleeping with another women for God knows how long!”, my voice cracked at the end, I wiped the tears from my eyes. “You know what I’m tired, I’m gonna go to sleep”, my voice was hushed. I walked off even though my dad called me back.


Later in the night there was a knock at my door, “(y/n)?”, my dad called out, “can I come in?”, “yeah”. I stayed laying as my father came in, he walked over to the bed and sat down beside me. “I’m sorry”, he began combing my hair down with his hand, “it’s okay, you didn’t know, so don’t apologise”, “see this is why no one deserves my princess, god I’m gonna kill him”, “dad it fine, I just want to move on, leave him behind, even though it’s gonna be hard”, he nodded as I spoke, “what about Kaia?”. I sighed loudly, “I honestly have no idea”.


The next day, Hoseok went home, but not before thanking my parents for letting him stay. I woke to hundreds of notifications from Yoongi, calls and texts. I had to hold back from texting him back. I love him so much, and I hate being away from him, but I can’t look at the man who betrayed and hurt me.


My parents were having friends over so I decided to take myself and Kaia out for the day. I dressed her up in her baby grown, coat, hat and mittens, I could let my baby get cold. After putting her down in her pushchair, I then placed a blanket on her, before heading out into the city centre.


The first place I went to was the public art display, I would always come here with Jungkook, we’d get in trouble for climbing them, or trying to vandalise them. I smiled remembering the time Jungkook ended up getting caught by one of the police men because the idiot tripped over himself. I then visited a few other attractions in the centre before heading to my favourite cafe, I loved the cappuccinos there.


Once I ordered my drink, I sat down and waited to be called, as I waited I fed Kaia, getting a few disapproving looks from people. “There we go”, i said as I put Kaia back in her pushchair. Just then one of the the workers called out my name, “(y/n)?”, “oh yeah”, I said back, getting up out of my seat, to go get my drink.


My mum called me telling me to get back as it was getting late, she wasn’t lying, it was already 7pm, I spent an hour in the café, on my phone and saying with Kaia.


I began walking back home, surprisingly she was still wide awake squealing. “Okay, calm down baby, we’re going back to grandad and Grandma". Whilst walking Kaia decided it was a good idea to kick her blanket off herself and onto the ground, “ughh”, I groaned. I crouched down to pick it up.


“Oh, look who’s back in town”. The second my ears picked up the voice my body froze. That voice belonged to one person:


Jinyoung.


Thank yew sooo much for being patient with my stupid arse, been stressing and upset a lot these past few days. but i’m all good now, sorry for the wait bibs xx


-Z

“Don’t look at my wife” - Bucky x Reader - Part 2

Heyo, my potatoes! Maybe I won’t upload anything tomorrow, but Friday there should be either a one shot uplaoded, Part 3 to this or Part 2 to “Past, present and eternity”. Maybe even more than one ;D I hope you enjoy!

Part 1Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6

Summary -  Your husbands words still ring in Bucky’s ears. He actually didn’t want to look at anyone’s wife’s backside, but unfortunately he couldn’t take his eyes off you. You on the other hand had nothing against it. You thought it was quite entertaining.

Words - 1,563

Warnings - slight sexual tension your butt’s just amazing, omega!Reader x alpha!husband, domestic abuse and mentions of rape - if I forgot anything please tell me


Originally posted by marvel-dirtbag


Bucky’s POV

“As a punishment you have to stay another hour”, Steve whispered to Bucky, watching Alderman follow his wife and Tony. “But I wonder if it’s still a punishment.” He smiled at him inappropriately for a moment and he just rolled his blue eyes, still gazing at you.

“It’s not like-” “You stared at her ass, even though she’s married”, Steve interrupted him. “Language”, Bucky hissed at him. “Really? You, too?” He shook his head a bit dissappointed. “Anyways, you should keep your distance.”

With that said Steve made his way over to the bar and talked with this man, who had his black hair gelled back. Bucky followed him but stopped at the other end of the bar and ordered a beer.

In the corner of Buckys eye, he could just look past Steve’s arm and see you. You sat down on a bar stool moving so gracefully, it left him breathless. He just realized he held his breath, when the bar keeper gave him his beer.

From time to time Bucky thought you were looking at him, smiling. “Yeah, we provide the third world with our newest technologies to upgrade their healthcare system and even created an organization for people wanting to help them locally, like building hospitals and we provide them with food and clean water as well.” Bucky rolled his eyes again, slugging down his beer and ordering a glass wodka. This guy sounded like a saint, but Bucky knew this was all show.

“And you provide our soldiers with weapons. But that’s another talk, isn’t it?”

You turned around, leaning on the bar with your drink in your hand.

“(Y/N)”, Eric mumbled angrily. Bucky grinned to himself, saying to you in his mind “You go, girl!”.

Hastly Eric changed the subject and Bucky blurred out. He looks at you again. He’s just faszinated by your grace. Bucky asked himself, why you’re married to that dumbass, who was talking with his best friend.

The moment your eyes met his, he looked back to his glass. He felt your eyes were resting on him, so he looked back to you again. You smiled.

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anonymous asked:

*knocks shyly on a door* Senpai, what would Law, Zoro, Kid, Killer & Marco do to make their s/o laugh? *gives you cookie, because your're awesome* *runs away*

Omygosh I’m a senpai now??? What when how why

Don’t run away from me, I swear I don’t bite!! ;w;

*offers you half of the cookie* I’m not amazing; YOU are. Now go sit down while I make another batch of cookies we can share (´ω`*)


Law

Uses his ability to make the most ridiculous combination of a living or nonliving beings, or both actually.

Somehow I imagine him as someone who’s knowledgeable about puns. He read this one book which contained puns from around the world and because he has this almost-photographic memory, he remembers it all.

“I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.” “Law…”
“What do you call polar bears who get caught in the rain?” “Law oh my god”
“Drizzly bears.“ “Law please stop.

If your nape or anywhere near neck area is ticklish, he’ll nuzzle on it until you’re wheezing and begging him to stop the assault.

Sometimes the interaction between him and his crew are fun to see because he’s a bit biased towards Bepo. Shachi and Penguin are not amused.

Zoro

I can see him blowing raspberries onto your stomach to try and elicit a laugh or two from you, especially when the both of you are napping together on Sunny’s deck. The other Strawhats caught the both of you in act several times already and it just naturally becomes an usual daily scene of the Strawhat Pirates.

If you’re not that ticklish however, he’ll tell you funny stories that involved the Strawhat members being ridiculous. There’s this one time when he slips in jokes about Sanji, and he discovers that he doesn’t really like to see you laugh because of the stupid cook so he just changes the topic.

He pulls harmless practical jokes. Tripping people, passing salt instead of sugar or vinegar instead of soy sauce… Small things that aren’t so dangerous.

In private, he also makes funny faces if you can laugh from those too.

Kid

He doesn’t have a clue to be honest. Like, at all.

This dork needs someone to tell him what to do because he thinks like a child. He thinks what makes him laugh will make you laugh too, so he’ll crucify people and expect you to laugh, really.

His interactions with his crew are sometimes hilarious as fuck though, so if you see them on such particular time, you’ll giggle and Kid will be clueless on what you thought was funny.

Most of the time he doesn’t really mean to make you laugh, but some of his actions are just ridiculous and childish you can’t help but chuckle. He doesn’t understand why but he likes to hear your voice anyway so he’s kind of proud about it.

He’s more into practical jokes which is actually dangerous and can cause potential harm to other people. But he doesn’t care about it if he’s rewarded with your laugh in the end.

If you have a dark sense of humor though, the both of you will get along so well and you’ll joke about things that makes other people get nightmares.

Killer

He knows that you would usually grin and chortle outloud while he rants about his troublesome experiences with Kid, so he always tells you about his adventures when you’re both just relaxing together.

Him and you has a lot of inside jokes though. Mostly involving Kid or the crew, and it stems from all those private times mentioned above. Given a certain situation, you and him often will look at each others and burst into a fit of laughs. The crew finds it a bit creepy yet amusing at the same time.

He’s actually amused by the fact that you find his eating habits funny. Once, he stuck a whole bag of pocky sticks to each one of his mask’s holes. The discomfort was worth it when he saw you kneeling and hitting your fist repeatedly on the floor while laughing so hard with tears in your eyes.

The Massacre Soldier turns into The Tickling Soldier whenever you play around with his hair. He’ll take his long strands of blond hair, pin you in place, and goes to tickle your weak spots using his hair-weapon.

Marco

Tickle fights! Or, he’d rub those prickly stubbles of his on wherever you were ticklish. Something like this will probably happen.

He’s not afraid to tell self deprecating jokes to make you open up to him whenever you’re feeling sad, and it makes him even happier if you can smile from it.

Marco sometimes does an impression of people he knew. Most of the time it’s someone from the Whitebeard crew and he will mess around, especially when doing an Ace impression. It’s so well done and too priceless, he always manages to liven up the party by doing it. It gets even funnier when he’s drunk so you usually help the guys to shove alcohol down his throat and he always scolds you in the morning for the horrible hangover, but truthfully he’s angry because he can’t remember your laugh from the previous night when he’s sober and not because of the pounding headache.

He also turns into his phoenix form and flies around targeting innocent people. Everyone seemed to suddenly caught on a strange bluish hue of fire.

zlaying  asked:

can you make an imagine of luke being jealous of you and calum and he tries to get your attention and like he thinks you don't like him and you like calum and ahh basically a jealous/fluffy imagine? :)))

a/n: okay I felt bad that I hadn’t posted anything at all and then I got so carried away with this that it’s still only half done but I figured I’d split it into two so I could give you guys something now. There is a little smut in it, I mean it’s like pretty tame but. Also it’s my first ever attempt at writing anything smutty so be kind lol :-) 
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Luke could pinpoint the very moment he realised he liked you; when he tripped on nothing stepping to shake your hand the first time you met and his cheeks went so red he could feel them burning because of course his first impression would be so lame and you were so pretty. You just smiled sweetly and took his hand, steadying him and introducing yourself. He wasn’t sure he believed in love at first sight, but the romantic in him liked to believe in clichés, and he liked to think that one might be real every time he looked at you. 

He could also pinpoint the moment he realised his love might be a little one sided, a little more unrequited than he initially hoped. In fact, he could pin point various moments since he’d met you when that little pang of envy had hit him right in the chest. Every time he walked into Calum’s room and you were there, tucked under the blankets watching a movie, or napping; every time he spotted you across the room laughing at something Calum had said; every time you needed a hug and it was Calum’s arms that comforted you.

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#3 Fighting (LASHTON/4)

LUKE:

You and Luke rarely fight, and when you do, they’re usually small, but now you’re standing less than two feet away from each other, shoulders moving up and down rapidly from all the yelling. Your throat is raw and you want nothing more than for this fight to be over. You didn’t even remember what started it, but now it had become about the time you were spending with your friends, who happened to be guys. This angered you a lot, mainly because you gave him a lot of trustto be out on tour with his many gorgeous fans.

“How many times do I have to tell you? They are just friends. For fucksake.” You turned around and started putting on your flats when you felt a large hand brush your shoulder. You shrugged it off, not bothering to turn around to look at him.

“(Y/N). Please, look at me.” He said softly. Tears blurred your vision and you cursed quietly, not wanting to seem weak. You were pissed. And you had every right to be. He didn’t trust you and, damn it, it hurt.

“Leave me alone,” you said with a shaking voice. “I’m just going for a drive. Don’t worry. I’m not gonna be out fucking some random dude.”

“(Y/N).” He sighed and forced you to turn around. You eyes were everywhere except for his. He tilted your head up and, finally, you looked at him. His eyes were wet and he had a look of guilt written all over his features.

“It’s not that I don’t trust you, it’s just-”

“But you don’t trust me,” you interrupted causing his jaw to clench.

“It’s just that I don’t like how you give them more attention than me. With me being gone all the time as it is, I want you to spend the time you have with me. I know I sound selfish, but I just, I love you. And when you’re out with all of these guys, even if they are friends, I feel like you’ll realize you like them better than me and you’ll leave. I don’t know what I’d do if you left.” His voice was soft at the end and he was looking down at his feet. Reaching your hand out, you touched his cheek and he flickered his eyes to yours.

“I understand what you’re saying. I guess I’d feel the same way. But you should be more confident Luke. Even if I am hanging out with my friends during the day, who’s the one I come home to everyday? You. I love you. So get that through your head.” You stood on your tiptoes and gave him a quick peck on the lips, and he smiled at you, wrapping his arms around your body.

ASHTON:

“Who is that?” You asked Ashton, handing him your phone the moment he walked through the door. Somewhere in your mind, you knew it was just a fan, but with all of your insecurites, you built it up to be something huge.

“Her? Hm, I think her name was Emily. She was a fan that I met the other day.” He gave you a small peck on the cheek before walking into the kitchen to get a snack to eat.

“It doesn’t look like she’s just a fan,” you said harshly. It was true. Sorta. Ashton’s arms were wrapped around her and he had a huge grin on his face, but the angles that the pictures were taken just seemed wrong to you. 

“Oh, come on babe. Seriously? You don’t really think I’d cheat on you with her? She was like 13,” he said, rolling his eyes. He didn’t seem to think it was that big of a deal that you were hurt and that bothered you.

“I don’t know. Maybe you’re just saying that to me so I’ll leave you alone about it. Who know’s? You’re gone all the time, so who knows what you do in your free time.” You knew you were wrong, but something was just fueling your fire and made you pretty irrational.

“You really think that about me?” He questioned. “Goes to show how much respect you have for me. I don’t know what your fucking deal is, but if I say I didn’t cheat, I didn’t fucking cheat.” He was pissed now, and why shouldn’t he be? You were being kind of crazy and going off on him for no reason.

“I don’t know, Ash. I’m probably just tired, and if you say it wasn’t anything, fine. I believe you. But just promise me, that instead of cheating, you’ll just break up with me. I don’t think you would, but if you fall in love with someone who’s prettier, funnier, and just all around better, just break up with me.”

A wave a realization his Ashton as he realized what this was all about. You were just scared that he was going to find someone he liked better, though he knew that wasn’t possible. “(Y/N). I love you. I love everything about you and I don’t think there’s a single person on this planet that I could ever love more than I love you. So you don’t have to worry, all right?” He leaned down and gave you a passionate kiss to show his love.

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