probably built by aliens

Reasons I am actually the Red Lion of Voltron:

  • I have red hair
  • I am really temperamental
  • I too would attempt to break into a space base all by myself to save Keith Kogane
  • I probably would have also noped the fuck out when Coran came to me in that getup and expected me to let him fly me like you think this is a game son. Doth thy mother know you weareth her drapes?

Reasons I am not actually the Red Lion of Voltron:

  • I’m not a sentient robotic feline built by aliens over 10,000 years ago
  • I probably would have spat Keith’s bitch ass out in the first episode. “Good kitty” Who’s a good kitty now bitch certainly not me the fuck