probably best tweet of the year

anonymous asked:

What do you think about an “i picked up your bag at the airport but i can’t find your number so i’m about to embark on the largest scavenger hunt of all time by using your strange belongings to track you down” au with charmer or nurseydex or zimbits or something??

Well, I don’t know if you expected three mini fics, and I didn’t fully follow the prompt, but here we are.

1. Charmer

Look, Chris knew it was dumb. He knew that everyone on earth had a plain black suitcase, he knew he should have double-checked the luggage tag, he knew it was important to be sure abut these things. But knowing what he should have done couldn’t help him when he finally got his suitcase home and opened it up to find mostly yoga pants and sundresses. 

Fuck.

He zipped the bag back up and flipped open the luggage tag. It was cute, pink with some metallic lettering saying “I’m outta here!” in a handwritten font. Chris blamed jetlag and the redeye flight for making him miss the fact that it wasn’t his Sharks tag. He blamed the bag’s owner for not filling out any of the information on the tag.

Dammit.

Well, sorry random girl, he thought. He opened the suitcase up again to try to see if he could find anything that would give him a clue as to who the suitcase owner was. He moved a makeup bag aside, and hit gold immediately. Well, Samwell red. A Women’s Volleyball tshirt– mystery suitcase girl had to be on the volleyball team.

“Hey Ransom!” he yelled. “You’re facebook friends with all the volleyball team right?”

“He’s friends with everyone on campus!” Holster yelled back.

“Ask their captain if anyone flew in from the Bay Area and lost their luggage!”

_X_

“Is Justin here? My captain said he’s got my suitcase.” Chris overheard her at the door. He grabbed the bag and started hauling it downstairs. As he set it down at the bottom and caught sight of the girl in the doorway, he froze. She was pretty. Like, really pretty. 

“Um, hi,” he said.

“So you’re Justin? Oh my god, I’m so glad it wasn’t some total rando who got my bag.” 

“I’m actually Chris, Justin was just the one who was friends with your captain. Um, I’m sorry, but I kind of had to look through your stuff? Your luggage tag wasn’t filled out.” The girl laughed.

“Yours wasn’t either! Me and my teammates were like one minute away from googling the record holder for most San Jose Sharks merch, but it totally makes sense that you’re on the hockey team.” 

“Since we both forgot to write our numbers down, maybe we should do that now?” Chris suggested. The girl grinned, grabbed his phone out of his hand, and opened up a new contact. She punched in a number, and when she handed it back he saw a text of several random emojis addressed to the new contact of “Caitlin Farmer” with a girl farmer emoji and a volleyball emoji.

“Text me sometime, and maybe we can get dinner?” she said, and she was gone with her suitcase. 

Chris collapsed on the couch, a dreamy look in his eyes.

“Chowder? You get your suitcase back?” Bitty called out from the kitchen.

“Yeah! and I think I’m in love now!”

2. Nurseydex

“Cheryl, I’m telling you, I had a ton of inspiration on the plane and I wrote some great stuff for act three. No. No, it wasn’t just me thinking it’s great because I popped some melatonin and got really sleepy. It’s like, legit. Yeah, I’ll send it over as soon as I get home and–”

Derek slammed into something. If he’d been holding his phone in his hand (bluetooth is a blessing when you drop stuff easily) it would have launched across the airport. As it was, his post-flight latte was soaking through the nice white shirt of the handsome stranger in front of him.

“Shit,” the stranger said, looking down to survey the damage.

“Oh my god, I’m so sorry, I shouldn’t have trusted myself to make a phone call and not be clumsy after such a long flight,” Derek said. He set his briefcase down and pulled a wad of napkins out of the outside pocket. The guy took a deep breath, going from murderous to calm in a few seconds. 

“I wasn’t looking where I was going either, it’s not your fault,” the guy said, setting down his own briefcase and accepting the napkins. He blotted at his shirt.

“Let me pay for the dry cleaning. Or a replacement,” Derek offered. The man shook his head.

“It’s fine, it probably needed to go to the cleaners anyways.” He checked his watch. “If I run, I can probably get a new one before my meeting.” He wadded the napkins into one big ball, picked up his briefcase, and walked towards the exit with a terse nod. Derek, feeling terrible about the whole thing, picked up his own briefcase and walked to baggage claim.

By the time he was reunited with his home office, a cozy bookshelf-lined room in his brownstone, he had almost forgotten about the coffee incident. He was focused on sending the manuscript to Cheryl. Unfortunately, that was going to be difficult, considering he pulled a PC laptop out of the bag instead of his Mac.

Derek stared at the computer for a full minute. He almost couldn’t believe that this was happening to him. Hesitantly, he opened the laptop. On one side of the keyboard there was a weird thing that a few seconds of phone googling told him was a fingerprint scanner. Shit. He hit the space bar experimentally. Something flashed on the screen, and then was replaced with just a plain black screen with red text: ACCESS DENIED

Derek swore. He started to look through the rest of what was in the briefcase, but was disappointed to find it empty except for the laptop’s charger, three packs of gum, and receipts from a lobster shack in Maine. Shit. Nothing in here would tell him anything about the redhead he’d launched a latte at. 

He closed the laptop dejectedly, ignored his editor’s text messages, and went into the kitchen to make himself lunch and feel sorry for himself. This was the universe punishing him for covering a cute guy with coffee. If he had just kept his focus and waited to call his editor later, he could have sent the draft along and saved it and not be desperately trying to remember his inspiration.

Just as the self-pity spiral was really taking off, the doorbell rang. Derek sighed, put down his tea, and walked to the door. When he opened it, it wasn’t Girl Scouts or Jehovah’s Witnesses, but the guy from the airport.

“Cancel whatever you’re doing today, I need to teach you the most basic principles of digital security,” the guy said, pushing past Derek into the dining room. He shoved a stack of papers onto a chair and pulled Derek’s laptop out.

“I’m Will, by the way, I make software that’s hopefully a step ahead of viruses.”

“Is the draft still there?”

“The draft of what?” The guy looked confused.

“My third act breakthrough. I’m a novelist, I need to get it to my editor and I couldn’t remember if I saved it,” Derek explained.

“You know you can set up an auto-save every five minutes or so, right?” Will asked.

“This might be surprising to you, but I’ve never had a cute guy storm into my house and yell at me about computers before.” Will looked up from Derek’s computer, blushing.

“I haven’t had a cute guy dump a gallon of coffee all over me and steal my laptop before, either, but here we are.”

“Maybe you can yell about computers over lunch with me?”

3. Zimbits

Button downs. Tank tops. Slacks. Shorts. Three rolling pins. A pie tin. A half-emptied multipack of sharpies.

No lucky puck. No clothes in his size. No jerseys.

Jack sighed. It would just be too much to ask for anything to go well today. He picked up his phone to call someone with the Falconers, in the hope that they could talk to the airline and sort all this out. At the same time, his phone lit up with Tater’s face.

“Zimmboni! Look on twitter. Small internet baker has your suitcase!” Tater hung up before he could reply, so Jack just opened twitter instead. 

omgcheckplease: A bunch of pucks, some dirty jerseys, and a history textbook. Either I’m back in college or this isn’t my suitcase.

omgcheckplease: .@falcsofficial please tell your #1 player to DM me and come get his shit

omgcheckplease: and @falcsofficial tell him to give me my shit back. my hockey days are in the past, I need rolling pins, not a mouthguard

Jack smiled and laughed in the way a person laughs when they’re alone, just blowing more air than normal out of his nose. He looked through the twitter for a minute– the guy, Eric Bittle, was a Providence-based chef, whose latest tweets were mostly greetings to the various cities he’d been visiting on tour. Jack clicked the media tab on the account, and looked through the pictures. Bittle was cute. He wrote a reply.

zimmboni: .@omgcheckplease how do I send u a DM

omgcheckplease: .@zimmboni you don’t deserve to be verified, oh my god #verifybittle2k17

A few seconds later another notification popped up, and he tapped it to be brought to a DM window.

omgcheckplease: hey! sorry about the mixup. I can only imagine how confused you were to find all my book tour stuff.

zimmboni: Probably as confused as you were finding hockey stuff?

omgcheckplease: I wasn’t joking in my tweets, I did play hockey before I got into the whole cookbook/food show thing

zimmboni: Exactly, I did a book tour last year in the off-season :-)

omgcheckplease: oh my gosh, isn’t it the best and the worst?

zimmboni: I know. It’s great to meet people and talk about your work, but it’s exhausting.

omgcheckplease: that’s why I’m so excited to be back in Providence! at least until the next cookbook.

zimmboni: Well we should probably meet up to trade suitcases. Want to meet somewhere for dinner?

omgcheckplease: don’t trust me to learn where your house is?

zimmboni: I mean, if dinner goes well enough…

omgcheckplease: OH. okay, then, Mr. Zimmermann, it’s a date.

Jack smiled to himself, and got ready for his date.

nurseydex/zimbits fic prompt

someone should write this because I can’t get over how hilarious this would be. i basically just wrote the whole thing in bullet-point format, but if anyone with actual storytelling abilities wants to tackle this, i’d love you forever

  • okay so bitty’s senior year, the only friends left on smh that he hangs out with regularly are chowder, nursey and dex
  • chowder is obviously his favorite because bitty took chowder under his wing and now they’re best buds, but chowder has caitlin, so it’s not like he’s there to hang 24/7
  • he and nursey are friends, but they don’t really hang out by themselves a whole lot
  • we know that dex likes helping bitty cook and bake from tweets, sketches, and extras (remember hausgiving?)
  • so during bitty’s senior year, dex spends a lot of time in the kitchen helping him bake and hanging out with him
  • maybe also to talk about his crush on how much he can’t stand nursey
  • anyways, bitty is out of the closet so the newest frogs are probably aware that he’s gay, and also aware of samwell’s reputation (1 in 4 or maybe more)
  • they come by the haus a lot and see dex helping bitty bake, and bitty constantly calling dex “honey” or “sweetheart” (because that’s just how bitty is as a person)
  • what do they make of this?
  • obviously dex and bitty are dating

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anonymous asked:

But like, why would they act that part at all? They talked about it way too much when in reality they didn't even have to film or talk about the beds... It's like there's always a part of them trying to act "straight" or "just friends". And in that sleepy phil scene they were obviously in the double bed togethere weren't they? Why do they do these things?? You can give a long ass rant because I truly don't understand their actions sometimes

so. my theory for all these buddy buddy best friend no homo moments is that they started the trend around 2011 and just didn’t stop it. i’m sure at the beginning of their relationship (romantic or not) dan was fine having his image attached to phil. in fact, it seemed like they were very much in a romantic/sexual relationship just by looking at their old tweets and shiz. and that was probably because dan didn’t really think he would get as popular as he did. 

fast forward two years and suddenly they are both quite popular and dan does not want to lean on phil for support content-wise. so instead of referring to phil as just ‘phil’ it was more ‘my flatmate’ or ‘my friend’ or ‘someone’ or even ‘my friends’ when dan tried to act like he wasn’t just doing things alone with phil. and then there was that whole rant about being separate people. dan and phil probably didn’t want to be tied together as closely as they used to be (like the first two pinofs were quite close and not that similar to other ‘manly’ friendships). so to counteract that they would be more ‘no homo’ and stuff (mostly on dan’s side). 

and then we get to the past few years and how close they’ve become again as people on camera and as a brand. but the ‘no homo’ stuff still happened (mostly last year there is barely anything this year) because it was just a common thing to do. the constant presence of ‘phan’ in their internet personas probably weighs a lot so it probably is just more comfortable to ward of shippers by adding in bits like that no matter how out of place the bits might seem. place the tour bus tour next to the sick scene and they seem polar opposites. and while this used to happen, it has been occurring less and less, so much so that people don’t even notice the gay parts anymore because dan and phil don’t blatantly point it out by negating the gay parts.

a lot of dan and phil’s image is the idea of ‘phan’ whether they like it or not and it seems like they thought it threatened their actual real life relationship, be it romantic or platonic or otherwise. and that’s understandable but it’s embarrassing to watch the ‘we are only best friends’ bits in older videos because all of them just seem so forced.

they did these things for their image as best friends but now that tatinof and all that stuff is over, it’s sort of closing that ‘best friends only’ chapter in their lives. who knows if the ‘just friends’ moments will continue for much longer

TUMBLING TUMBLEWEEDS.........

Since I am now day 3 into this sinus infection (feeling much better though, and thanks for the sweet well wishes), I have been tumbling around here, and other sites when some interesting thoughts hit my congested head!

It appears that “some people” are doing all they can to throw shade at all of the fun and positive things we are seeing from our dreamy duo. And don’t you really wonder why that is?? It made me think of a saying my Dad used to say to us growing up….“never believe anything you hear, and only half of what you see”. In my drug induced state…this made me a little mindful of what we “don’t” see. Take away ALL of the press, PR, OL, con, interviews, etc…and what do you have?? Well let’s count, shall we??

1-BTS pics from S2 with a very cozy S/C, complete with water bottles and *gasp* kissing!! Quick, get the spray gun!!

2-Last years GG’S with the arm around Cait, the intense gazing off camera, and let’s not forget…pizza in the room at 4am. Who knew??

3-2016 time travel gaps. Where do we begin?? Well, we know Cait was in Cannes, while a surly Sam stayed home. But, then came Wimbledon, while Sam was “off the grid”, only to learn later that he too was in London for the Barbour photo shoot. And let’s not forget the bonny Prince himself tweeting Sam to “enjoy the tennis”. We then had random pics if Cait’s “holiday ”…Ireland, Portugal, Italy… while Sam was being papped on the streets of NY, and even a “placed pic” in Montreal, then off the grid himself. My thought here….Sam did all that, only to join Cait on said holiday, and they spent the summer together. Just follow the “shoe” in the shadow!

4-Fast forward to filming time, and we get Cait’s birthday, and the traveling forehead. There is absolutely no way in hell that Sam was not there with her…..none, period, fini!!

5- Ahhh, the Bafta’s. Initially a little shocker, but probably the best thing to happen to us in a very long time, and why, you might ask??..that backstage shot of Sam and Cait. Case closed.

6- Christmas and New Years- We all saw pics, tweets and a host of innuendo, but my assessment?? Sam went to Amsterdam for the obligigatory narrative, had dinner with friends, and flew to LA to see Cait, and have the “fireside chat” meeting that sparked his January 4th IG post, and now here we are. ECCC video, PCA video, FB Q&A, and once again, cosy bts pics. And my freaking favorite?? T2 premier. Talk about getting jiggly with it?!? Sam and Cait OWNED that space for all the world to see!

I am sure that I have missed many other important events in between, but the point of my drivel is quite simple. We no longer need to “prove” they are together, in any capacity. IMO, they are co-workers, friends , lovers, and if I am really going down the rabbit hole, married as well. And the sheer joy and happiness they have exhibited for the past month tells me that they have been (under some freaky circumstances) and are now living their lives their way. The complete lack of response from Sam and Cait when “others” have tried to piss on the current love parade should be celebrated. If they can ignore and live it, then so should we.

So, let the SamCait flag fly! And everytime someone swerves into our lane with a “why”…our response should be why not? Just keep looking at what we don’t see. It is all there, and they are slowly raising the curtain! As @mama-tumblz so eloquently stated…these are desperate times for some, but not us!

Happy Thursday Tumblerinias! I am off to see if Cait is using Sam’s “pole” today! (I will NEVER get over that one from flocklander)!😘😍😂😂😂

Happy Birthday Akutagawa!

The cast and crew act completely normal around him, besides the casual innuendos and insults they slip in during and between scenes (which to him is their normal). He’s slightly bitter (more like very bitter) that no one has wished him happy birthday besides Atsushi, but that doesn’t count because he’s nice to everyone. Unbeknownst to Aku, they’ve set up a surprise party for him in his own apartment that Dazai has picked the locks to. He’s not stupid and knows somethings up, but he doesn’t have enough proof yet. After filming, they manage to drag him back to his apartment instead of going to a bar and drinking himself into misery with the promise that Dazai would notice him (notice me senpai, it’s my birthday) and they all scream incoherent greetings the second he steps through the door. They got at least 10 phone calls complaining about the noise during the first hour of the party. It lasted until 4 am (and started at around 9 pm). Not much can be remembered from the minute Chuuya brought out the alcohol, but all of them have vague memories of them doing a strip truth-or-dare that turned into absolute chaos. Asagiri-sensei sees all of their drunk tweets and receives 4 drunk calls and decides to just cancel the filming the next day. The entire cast was hungover and absolutely miserable the following morning, but of course, Dazai and Elise managed to capture many blackmail photos.

Akutagawa doesn’t know if this was the worst or best party of his life, and to be fair, doesn’t quite want to. There’s a reason why he can’t recall some events, and it’s probably to keep himself safe. 

He also has a vague memory of Dazai saying that he was one year closer to death… and is torn between being grateful he got noticed or scared

anonymous asked:

I saw your instagram drarry edit (amazing btw) but do you ever wonder what they're tumblrs would look like?

the edit is here for context! thank u sm :’)

  • ok
  • so
  • draco probably makes tumblr first
  • let’s be real
  • he’s organized as hell
  • organized tagging system and all that jazz
  • keeps to his aesthetic
  • runs only two blogs
  • 3 if u count his NOW INACTIVE anti harry potter blog where he roasted harry 25/8
  • the url is @/potterstinks duh
  • also had harry blocked at one point
  • his main blog is a studyblr
  • the url is @/dracostudies
  • handwriting made for royalty!!!
  • perfect notes!!!! perfect grades!!!
  • his description is probably smth like:
  • draco, eighth year, slytherin and proud. // read the faq before asking!
  • his other blog is @/slytherindaily, which he runs with blaise, pansy & theo
  • basically:
  • welcome to slytherin daily, a blog dedicated to providing fellow slytherins with the latest news, tweets, and updates on (the best) hogwarts house. we track #slytherindaily.
  • now for harry
  • harry’s blog is literally a MESS
  • barely posts anything
  • when he posts tho, he gets at least 7623763 notes
  • USUALLY SHITPOSTS LIKE THIS
  • reblogs lame as fuck memes
  • he still has the default tumblr theme aND DEFAULT FUCKING ICON
  • doesn’t tag anything???
  • i mean???
  • url: @/harryjames
  • because he tryna be low key abt being famous but failing tbh
  • k thks bye

okay. please read this.

there is a viral post going around of a tweet. the tweet says something along the lines of, “I look African American in my display picture. I’m white I swear” and then a picture of a girl.

please do not share that photo. please do not make fun of that girl and her appearance.

that tweet was posted in 2012 by my best friend. 5 years ago, she wasn’t as educated. she didn’t know what was or was not okay to say.

someone dug up that tweet to use it against her, and it’s spread everywhere. it’s all over twitter, instagram, facebook, and probably even tumblr.

the person who posted it has cropped out the date so you think it’s recent. it’s not. it’s 5 years old, when she was younger and dumb.

please, please do not share that post. and please do not attack her for her looks.

iwillneverletgoipromise  asked:

Sorry to bother you again, but since we need to focus on our battle here, I think we could find a way to contact the cast and convince them to make another live chat all together, something like for fans and have them sing What'sUP for us; it would be a way to let them know we're still very much invested and it may be a good promotion, I don't know:D I just need to seem together


I want all of my wonderful followers to know that they are NEVER bothering me! You guys are fam <3 so send me asks all you want!

I think people have been contacting the cast via Twitter but we haven’t heard a single peep from any of them except for when Brian released his statement (and a few other supportive tweets, but no direct statements about anything specific). 

I know there are several “What’s Up” singalongs happening already and some even got Paul Ogola (Jela) and Lwanda Jawar (SuperPower) to get in on the videos. I’m not sure if you’re a member of the Sense8 Fan Group on Facebook, but it is an amazing place for campaign ideas like this.

If you are not a member, you can request to join here [x]

Tumblr is a great spot for GIFs and theories, but Facebook & Twitter are probably the best social media platforms to campaign, with Twitter probably being the absolute best way to do it. Hashtags are key!

But August 8th is coming up and I think it would be amazing if the cast did something for the fans. They have for the past 3 years, but who knows if they will this year. I need to see them all together too, it hasn’t even been a month since the cancellation and I miss them so much my heart hurts. The only thing we can really do is tweet them, which I have done in the past and I see others doing to this day :) so keep it up!

So I stalked the Twitters of 3 Trumps

Melania, Ivanka, and Barron (the acct was unverified tho so idk)
There are some things I observed from stalking them.

Melania:
-her smile was so beautiful pre-botox/es
-it was mostly active 2014-early 2016
-she really likes flowers
-and her porch
-and the new york skyline
-she loves calling her husband and son “my two boys”
-she tries to be ig aesthetic but it probably was acceptable in those years to filter most pics
-she looks so uncomfortable ???
-it looks like she forced most people to take pics w her “for the memories” HAHAHA
-okay but really her husband cannot smile without looking forced
-she had a pregnant photoshoot and her husband’s fave part was the big fan bc it proved he wasnt in a toupee wtf
-boi u have a wife that is hot and preggers appreci8 her
-anyway
-my fave tweet is this one tbt of her parents and Barron because it really is the best pic there

Ivanka:
-she supports LGBTQ ppl (idk about ++ but this is from a pride month tweet)
-also she spread awareness abt gender gap
-okay her tweets were too boring to stalk too deep
-but she loves her little boy !!!
-and her daughter !!!
-she shares lots of articles that seem pretty okay
-I’m sorry she bored me but what a proud mom she is hahaha

Barron:
-WEEB
-little boi asked to be added on steam
-tweets went from “i love my fam” to “i like tanya from youjo senki”
-he’s currently looking for fan-art of himself for a new icon
-he’s retweeting some of them !!!
- and complimenting the artists
-whatta nice boi
-he also has crunchyroll premium
-and asked suggestions for “japanese animations”

TL;DR they are normal people too despite their riches and that one relative they have in common. Also Barron is a weaboo dont @ me.

so update accounts on Twitter are spreading around a petition for people to sign, and literally begging for more tour dates, so that Harry will add more tour dates to his first tour? are you… kidding me? why can’t they just leave things alone and be happy for those who got tickets? why are they forgetting that Harry’s probably going to be around for years and years, touring albums and performing new songs and feeding us what we long for?

fans also seem to be getting mad at the wrong person with all of this. yes, it’s Harry first solo tour and yes, Harry had a say in where he wanted to perform… but, he probably didn’t get into specifics and say he definitely wanted to perform in a specific arena in a specific country under a specific capacity. his tour team and management are the ones who organise that… it’s not Harry’s fault that he’s not coming to your country, or that he’s not selling enough tickets or he’s only doing one date for a specific place.

it honestly breaks my heart that not all of us will have the opportunity to see him on his first tour. it really does. i cannot stress that enough… because… we all deserve to see him on his FIRST tour, performing his FIRST album, as a solo act for the FIRST time. we got him here. we supported him up until this point. it would be a perfect thing to give back to us for all those sleepless nights and money spent on him. 

so - and i cannot stress this enough - i’m not trying to be horrible to those who don’t have tickets, because it is unfair that you didn’t any for this tour and i wish he did have bigger venues to be able to hold all of us, but, i highly doubt Harry’s team will add more shows because they seem to have it all set out in stone of where Harry wants to go and what venues are best suited to him for this tour. if they add more, they’ll either have to bring the start of the tour closer or make him work right after New Year in order to get these extra dates performed and done. which means, he’ll have no time to properly celebrate the new year with his family… which is something he missed out on when being in the band… his career is now under his control. 

these update accounts make it sound like this is his ONE and ONLY tour and that when it finishes, it’ll be completely over for Harry and he’ll disappear from us for the rest of his life and do nothing else… completely forgetting that he literally indirectly tweeted saying that he’ll (most probably) tour next year - “if you’ll have me”. he’ll be back. he’ll tour again! and before we know it, he’ll be in stadiums, performing to 90,000 people with the best aesthetic and the best music and the best stage presence. he’s easing himself into that. dipping his toe into the water, if you will. he’ll be there - it just takes some time.

i don’t know why, and i don’t to sound whiny or be a bitch to those who didn’t get tickets, but, this really annoyed me… maybe because i’ve seen it all over my Twitter timeline… update accounts kind of urk me in the wrong direction anyway, but, this is just the tip for me right now. :((

Old Memories:

→081029 Donghae’s cyworld sidebar update:

A lot of my friends have been with me latelyOur Siwon^^ and Eunhyuk that I missed A LOT! ㅜㅠㅜㅠㅜㅠLeeteuk, Heechul, Hangeng, Yesung, Kangin, Shindong, Sungmin, Kibum, Ryeowook, Kyuhyun I LOVE YOU^^I miss you all. We’ll meet on the 8th of November^^

→091212 Donghae’s Cyworld Update: Title : - The! history! moment! Golden! Disk! - Hello!! It’s me!!! We’re Super Juni~~~orrrrrrrrr^^ If there werent staffs and ELF who helped us we couldn’t smile and exist! like this!!!!! Though (he) had cried a lot when came up to the stage…our eunhyukiestill keeps crying now!!ㅜㅠㅜㅠㅜㅠ I love uuuuuu babe don’t cry

→12.17.2009 Donghae’s Comment:

답답하다…우울하다…힘이없다…넌? (니사랑… 이동해)
feel oppressed…be dispirited…no strength…are u? ( Your love…Lee Donghae)

→12.18.2009 Eunhyuk’s Comment:

왜그러는데 뭐야 말해봐 (내사랑… 이혁재)
Why were you like that? What is it? Tell me. (My love..Lee Hyukjae)

→On 3rd January 2010, Donghae left a comment on Hyukjae’s Cyworld.

He wrote:

I love u..(Your love… Lee Donghae)

→Donghae’s sidebar update:

Anchovy you belong to me~!!

→Donghae’s comment on Hyukjae’s Cyworld:

멸치야!! -I love uuuuuuuuuuuu-주님의 아들 이혁재!! (니사랑… 이동해) 

Anchovy!! -I love uuuuuuuuuuuu- Son of God Lee Hyukjae!! (Your love… Lee Donghae)

→[100509] Donghae’s comment on Eunhyuk’s Cyworld:

Our beloved Eun!!~~^^ During 4th album will be together with you as always!!^^I love you man!! ㅎㅎㅎ (Your love.. Lee Donghae)

100509 Donghae’s twitter update:

@donghae861015:Hi ! ELF We are Eun & Hae

100516 Donghae’s  Twitter Updated:

@donghae861015:Eunhae^^ ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

@donghae861015:On a rainy day, EunHae’s second picture kekeke

Hyukjae’s comment to Donghae: Recently you seem to be more active on twitter than doing the activities for Vol.4 (My love…Lee Hyukjae) Donghae’s reply: I think about you more than Twitter so!much!more! Our…Eun[Silver] (Your Love… Lee Donghae)

@donghae861015:Eunhae couple’s 3rd photo ^^ Don’t we look good together? ㅎㅎㅎ Monitor Music Bank!!

100521 Eunhyuk Twitter Update:

@AllRiseSilver:feeding him !!!!!

@AllRiseSilver:Happy monkey after eating banana

@AllRiseSilver:Let’s go for 13 weeks

100604 Eunhyuk Twitter Update:

@AllRiseSilver:Ah irritating…Taking selcas is really hard…I keep cutting off my face…We are doing the Music Bank dry rehearsal!!!!!

@AllRiseSilver:Good…theres 10 weeks left!!!!! Kyuhyun ah~ quickly come back and take the award away~ thank you ELF~ jjang

100604 Donghae Twitter Update:

@donghae861015:Refreshing team!! ㅎㅎ Who will get hit with water today!? ㅎㅎ

100606 Eunhyuk Twitter Update:

@AllRiseSilver:The both of us~ are going away~♪

100607 Eunhyuk Twitter Update:

@AllRiseSilver:Reached Korea!!!Went to Singapore on the same day…ㅋㅋㅋ

HEECHUL to EUNHYUK: I’m in korea too where are you?

EUNHYUK to HEECHUL: Ah? I’ve always been beside hyung….about…40cm beside (you)… DONGHAE to HEECHUL: What hyung is reaching Korea? i am in front of hyung HEECHUL to DONGHAE: Don’t lie! You were sitting right beside me!! Infront of me was Yesung EUNHYUK to DONGHAE: Then you’re in front of me?????DONGHAE to EUNHYUKi am in your heart…

100701 Eunhyuk&Donghae Twitter Update:

@AllRiseSilver: Teuki-hyung!!!!!! Totally happy birthday!!!!!ㅋㅋㅋ but cake on hyung’s face…looks more like graffiti…..ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ We really love you,right?ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

@donghae861015: It’s our Leeteuk hyung’s 28th birthday !!! Happy birthday you’re getting older now it’s your 28th birthdayㅎㅎㅎ You’re so old ㅎㅎㅎ I love you hyung 100914 Donghae twitter update :

@donghae861015:Me with Eunhyukkie !! EunHae at Mokdong !! ^^ 101003 Eunhyuk Twitter Update:

@AllRiseSilver: It’s time to go… Ah I’m nervouuuuss Here is Narita Airport!!! Now, pop into Italy!!

[101025] Donghae’s CY BGM Update: Just a small thing ^^
[Hyukjae sang “I’m Yours” at Sukira Public Broadcast]

101103 Eunhyuk Twitter Update:

@AllRiseSilver: Today is Eunhae Kira!!! 89.1 from 10 to 12, be with us♥

110219 Donghae Twitter Update:

@donghae861015:Yokohama Arena!! Yesterday was the first concert !! Today is the second!! Aja aja!! love ELF !! Eunhae !!

@AllRiseSilver: everyone, receive lots of luck in the new year! I hope 2013 becomes your best year…

@AllRiseSilver: Brand new morning!!!!! Finally, the sun rose in new year 2013!

@AllRiseSilver: wow the first sun of 2013!!! Sun is ris…i..ng..? Is the …sun up? It probably did ^^^^

@AllRiseSilver: Its snowing heavily. Everyone, please be careful of the snow-filled road. I got dragged out by Lee Donghaek.. 

@donghae861015: @AllRiseSilver:my mood is good^^ 

@donghae861015:because (we/I) were/was hungry ㅎㅎ goodnight !! EH

@donghae861015:Eunhyuk-ah, you are my friend !!^^ Was this from when you were in middle school ?? ㅎ

@AllRiseSilver: @donghae861015 I’m going to get ready to sue you for false tweet, Lee DongHaek

@AllRiseSilver:Its Korea, Donghae-ya!!!!!!!^^^^^^^^^^

@donghae861015: @AllRiseSilver:eunhyuk-ah You Are Always Behind Me…^^

anonymous asked:

You know what makes me emotional looking at G's tweet/snap/insta? 2 yrs ago, B&G were so down emotionally and probably lost all hope for love after betrayals and here we are now, they are the happiest they've ever been, enjoying a peaceful, beautiful sunset with their lover and best friend. What are the chances you find someone who could love you and appreciate you even more and so quickly. They know how lucky they are ie. Blake saying they are contented and it's an incredible feeling. Sob.

I’m sobbing now too! Nicely written. I was just thinking how if someone had told them two years ago where they would be now they wouldn’t have believed it.

Blake, you and a hot, bikini-clad Gwen Stefani will be boating at sunset on Lake Texoma after having just wrapped up a romantic week off together in Oklahoma. His head might’ve exploded!

- B

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Words: 1702

Warnings: swearing (if you can’t tell by the title)

Genre: fluff, AU, getting together, pokemon go (?)

Summary: Dan’s a bit obsessed with Pokemon GO and just when he conquers a gym he’s been battling for the past half-hour, a cute boy has to go ahead and ruin his short lived excitement.

Read on AO3: x

A/N: This was inspired by this tweet, although I kinda changed it up a bit. Also keep in mind I wrote this at 1-2am so it’s probably not the best lmao. (btw I’m Team Instinct and I’ve been playing almost nonstop since I got the app)

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Warrior Cats Movie Announced! - Why You Should Be Excited!

by LZRD WZRD

China, may just be our salvation after all.

I went to bed last night ready to find myself a good bunker to hunker down in after suffering through the final presidential debate. Jonah Goldberg summed it up best that these things sound like a nasty divorce proceeding. I was ready to divorce myself from life last night until I woke up today to discover literally the greatest news ever: Warrior’s author Kate Cary tweeted out this morning, quote:

“Finally, I can share our big news!

WARRIORS MOVIE!

All I know atm is “Alibaba Pictures” and “in development”. I’ll keep you posted.”

So unless you’re Tennelle Flowers, this is probably the greatest news of your entire life. This is in a sense, the birth of my baby. I’ve been reading Warriors for 10 years and throughout that time me and the rest of the fandom were continuously told this was never gonna happen. Now I admit, this announcement doesn’t guarantee it’ll actually happen. It also doesn’t mean that I get to star as Jayfeather in the sequel films. And most importantly, it doesn’t dispel any of the misgivings that Tennelle had in her video: Why You Shouldn’t Want a Warriors Movie. However, what it does do is give me a reason to live. The 49ers suck, Hillary Clinton’s gonna be president, and I have a calculus test on Tuesday. But, there’s a Warriors movie in the works and if there was ever proof that there’s a god watching over me, this has gotta be it. I’m LZRD WZRD and this is: Why You Should Be Excited About the Warrior Cats Movie!.

So diving into this, I always figured that the best way to adapt Warriors would be for all of you to give me a few thousand dollars per month on Patreon.com/LZRDWZRD, that’s L-Z-R-D W-Z-R-D, and with that I could produce four amazing seasons of an animated Warriors series. I actually tweeted out this plan last week, stating that I’d split the original series up so Into the Wild would be a stand-alone season, with books 2 and 3 being combined into season 2, books 3 and 4 combined into season 3, and then book 6 would be season 4. What’s nice about this order is that it will still work if we replace seasons with movies. Into the Wild would be the perfect book to adapt to film by itself. It features a fish-out-of-water protagonist in Firepaw whose desire to find freedom and a place in the world is the perfect way for people to get invested in the film’s universe. Additionally, the book features a complete villain arc with Brokenstar and ThunderClan’s desperate efforts to oppose him, while also featuring sequel bait with Tigerclaw and Fireheart’s quest to expose his treachery. This is the perfect formula for a successful first movie. We’ve already gotten to see part of it come to life via SSS Warrior Cats’ fan episodes of the first few chapters. These videos total a little over an hour and cover the first 50 pages of the 270 page book, or about 20%. When you cut out the intros, outros, and announcements, these easily come in under and hour. Then when you factor in that the videos are pretty slow-paced to begin with and feature additional material like the Whitestorm fight sequence, it’s easy to imagine this all being condensed into 15-25 minutes without losing any of the original material. So if we give it 20 minutes for this early section and multiply that by 5, we would have about an 1:40 minute film, which is about the time it took the Guardians of Ga’Hoole movie to translate three books into one movie’s worth of material. So given that, I don’t think we’d have to worry about this first film cutting much out.

Plus the middle part of the book gives plenty of leeway for the writers to add their own touches. Firepaw’s training, Yellowfang’s introduction, the trip to the Moonstone, and the battle with ShadowClan all take up a lot of narrative time but don’t contain a lot of material vital to the spirit of the story. Now obviously I’m not saying they should cut any of this out, but parts of it could easily be condensed or changed for the benefit of the film and the artists working on it. I could definitely see some dark and visually stunning sequences coming out of the Gathering and Moonstone chapters which I would love to see on screen. This movie also provides a great opportunity for Firepaw’s “romance” with Spottedleaf to be better developed. It’s easily the weakest part of the book and series as a whole in my opinion, although I might argue that Firestar’s obsession with a childhood crush at the expense of Sandstorm makes for a really compelling character flaw. But since this movie doesn’t have a guaranteed sequel to flesh that angle out, they might just give this couple actual screentime and chemistry. So if anyone should be excited about this movie, it should be the Firestar and Spottedleaf shippers, who may just get to see this relationship done proper justice. Another sequence from the book that could be improved on in the movie would be the climactic battle between Firepaw and the ShadowClan rebels against Brokenstar and his followers. In the book, this battle only takes up four pages and I’m not talking about War and Peace pages people. It always seemed like kind of a letdown that this huge event starts and ends so quickly. That’s not to say that it’s bad, as Firepaw does have a really important moment when Whitestorm jumps in and stops him from killing Clawface to avenge Spottedleaf. For all of the people who say he’s a Mary Sue, this is a scene that proves that he had to learn and grow as a character before ascending to the paragon of virtue that he later became. I really hope they keep this in the movie and give the whole scene a real theatrical embellishment. There are so many emotions going on in this scene between Firepaw’s lust for revenge and Yellowfang’s confrontation with her murderous son that it’s hard to imagine how the studio could make this battle being anything less than spectacular, let alone screw it up. Which brings me to the next part of the video: How to Screw Up a Warriors Movie and Make Tennelle Smirk at Me (in 60 seconds or less!)

Now all of this great stuff completely hinges on the studio’s decision to make this film for ONLY Into the Wild. The reason why Legend of the Guardians underwhelmed was because of the studio’s decision to crush multiple books and arcs into a single movie. If the studio decides to throw out Brokenstar or give that arc a back seat, the logical replacement would be to have Tigerstar’s coup and subsequent exile be the climactic scene. The problem with this though is that an insane amount of material would end up getting cut and characters like Ravenpaw, Cinderpelt, and Cloudtail would suffer immensely. Also forget about that Firepaw-Spottedleaf romance. Heck, they might even cut out Silverstream and Graystripe’s relationship and instead replace it with Fireheart and Cinderpelt. Cinderpelt would get pregnant and then die like Silverstream and then I would lose my mind and storm out of the theater. What would really suck about this is that the movie would end on a relative low-note, rather than the New Hope-esque ending of Into the Wild where a giant success took care of an immediate threat with another bigger antagonist lurking in the shadows.

Tigerclaw’s exile was a good thing, but the effect of it devastated Bluestar who nearly tore apart ThunderClan as a result. Not to mention, Silverstream’s death destroyed Graystripe and led him to leave the clan. The end of Forest of Secrets sees Fireheart standing all by himself with the task of carrying his adopted clan resting on his inexperienced shoulders. That’s why this is ideal as the second movie in the series, as it builds on everything the first book setup, while also shaking up the status quo drastically enough to warrant more interest going forward.

Warriors gets compared to Guardians of Ga’Hoole a lot and while it’s fair to worry that this movie may be a disappointment like that, there are two important things to note. 1) the Guardians of Ga’Hoole movie wasn’t that bad and has plenty of supporters. If a Warriors movie makes the same mistakes, it could still be salvageable if the cast and animation is good. Heck, even a major deviation in the storyline could still be well received, although I don’t see any reason for that to happen, which leads me to 2) Warriors is better setup to succeed than Guardians of Ga’Hoole. The reason why the Ga’Hoole movie combined multiple books was because of the structure of the series. Many of the main characters weren’t introduced until late in book one or even in book 2. The first book also doesn’t have the big fight climax that other books in the series have, which translate better to a cinematic story. By contrast, Into the Wild has all of its major cast members introduced immediately in the story and has a satisfying climax that builds on them. Given all of that, there’s no reason for the studio to deviate from just adapting Into the Wild. It’s still very early in production and I’m sure we’ll have a lot more to discuss and speculate on going forward. But just for now, we can sit back and celebrate. Our childhood starts again today and maybe, just maybe, it’ll be alright.

Riley, my one-year-old puppy was struck by a car yesterday, and is in need of an emergency surgery. Her hip and femur were fractured in the accident.

The surgery will cost almost $5000; so as a full-time student, I am reaching-out for help to cover the cost.

Riley is a puppy who absolutely loves to play with people, and is brimming with personality. She’s a Pomeranian and Chihuahua mix. So, she has the sass of a Chihuahua.

Putting her down can’t be the only option — she’s still a puppy with many years ahead of her. She’s like a child to me, and if you have a pet too, you probably understand how I feel.

One of the best decisions I’ve ever made was adopting Riley last August — and I don’t want to lose her due to financial reasons.

If you cannot help, please spread the word.!

My social media platform is very weak and I would appreciate it if you guys can share the link before on your social media platforms. Every tweet, tumblr post, facebook post, and etc will help us out!

Again, Here is the link: gofundme.com/2czknbg Thank you for your support!

Doctor Who: An Adventure in Brine and Plaice

(that title, oh brother)

Y'know, I really like drawing the River and Docco comics but I’ll be honest the overwhelmingly positive response to them has been reeeeally quite surprising. I’ve got a pal called Mark who is super into Who and he helps me out with some of the strips sometimes if I get stuck for monsters or locations and even he’s taken back by the fandom’s response (but that might be because we’re out of touch grandpas).  

So thank you to those who email and tweet Titan and say how much you like the River comics, I realise you’re probably more than likely showing your love for the character more than the strips themselves but it’s still really encouraging to see you like them. Lets face it, these comics are basically fan-fiction but in a licensed book, so it’s crazy I’m even getting away with it.

Anyway, Fish People. They’re rubbish. Mark, the friend I mentioned earlier has been banging on about me using Fish People in a Docco comic for the best part of a year so this comic exists to basically shut up him up ;) I loves ya buddy! Thanks for all the help (but seriously enough about the Fish People now)

A quick note! Doctor Who: Eleventh Doctor #15 has been pushed back until next week. I think the first issue of the Four Doctors event is out then as well. I have covers and comics in/on both. YAAAAAAAAY?

When Rolling Stone magazine recently asked about the accusation that she was culturally insensitive Perry said: “Can’t you appreciate a culture? I guess, like, everybody has to stay in their lane? I don’t know. I guess I’ll just stick to baseball and hot dogs and that’s it … If there was an inkling of anything bad, then it wouldn’t be there, because I’m very sensitive to people.” In its incredulity and doggedness, this was an answer that reminded me of an exchange in the First Wives Club; Goldie Hawn: “I drink because I’m a sensitive and highly strung person.” Bette Midler: “That’s why your co-stars drink.”

In a similar spirit of cultural insensitivity, Avril Lavigne, pop punk’s Benjamin Button girlwoman, released her video for Hello Kitty earlier this year. In it, we see the probably 49-year-old Lavigne surrounded by four identikit, glassy-eyed Japanese dancers as she enjoys sushi, sake and shouts random Japanese phrases (“KAWAII!”, “ARIGATO”) in an exaggerated child’s voice. Lavigne responded to accusations that it was cultural fetishisation by tweeting: “RACIST??? LOLOLOL!!! I love Japanese culture” – a response pulled from the same chapter in the pop star charm-school book as: “LOL!!! Some of my best friends are black, you know.”

Questions about Perry and Lavigne’s intent (or lack thereof) are less significant than the end result of using these cultural stereotypes. Admitedly, pop stars can be a confused bunch – I was once asked by a white singer if I thought it would be OK if he called his song Blackface – but the power of Brand Perry and Lavigne Inc can’t be denied. Dark Horse has had nearly 500m YouTube views, and Perry’s audience includes the very young (my five-year-old niece and nephew loved Last Friday Night (TGIF)). In not taking the minstrel-y feel of these videos and performances to task, we are somehow complicit in a reductive treatment of non-western cultures. The road of cultural insensitivity leads very quickly to the slipstream of racism, because racism isn’t just someone calling you a name in the street or in the playground; it’s a subtle, creeping thing that hangs about in words left unsaid and moments not challenged when they should be. As Maya Angelou said: “The plague of racism is insidious, entering into our minds as smoothly and quietly and invisibly as floating airborne microbes enter into our bodies to find lifelong purchase in our bloodstreams.” Racism is born from cultural stereotypes and the idea that “other” is a thing we don’t fully understand. This is an argument powerfully articulated by the Native American voices in last week’s article about the backlash against headdresses worn at music festivals. It’s like looking at cultures through the distorted glass of a display box in a museum. For privileged pop stars such as Perry or Lavigne, it’s hard to understand the subtleties that create a feeling of outsider-ism when you are not white.

A dirty little tease from Guggie

Guggie is playing dirty y’all. It’s take no prisoners time. The man is a PR master. This is an extremely effective way to get us to stop bitching about the Baby Mama drama. Well played Guggie. I tip my hat to you sir. 

This man is just the best. He’s my favorite kind of Satan. Pure evil in only a delightfully fun way.

First… no this is NOT the real wedding. This is a promo shot from 4x16. They really went all out, so I’m even more certain Cupid has drugged Oliver and this is his hallucination. I highly doubt Felicity will be walking by 4x16. There were shots of Mama Smoak in the hospital when they were filming 4x17, so my guess is that’s when the biostimulator gets implanted.

But WHATEVER. Seriously, this is waaaaaay too much fun. FELICITY’S DRESS IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!! 

It’s glamourous and ethereal and I just want to stare at her ALL DAY LONG.

Since this is probably Cupid’s wedding dress (and Oliver is hallucinating Felicity) we technically get TWO weddings out of this deal, which is further proof of Arrow’s lack of chill. 

Personally, I’m thrilled.  If they want to parade Emily Bett Rickards out in a wedding dress once a week until the 100th episode, I say go for it.  

Two years of wedding fun? SOLD. MILK. IT. BABY.  

Color me a captive audience.