probably best tweet of the year

anonymous asked:

I’m sorry I’m late but i keep hearing about how mama disrespected exo. How?

a) Most of the Venue was full of EXO Ls (because It was in China which is mostly EXO territory). MNET asked fans to not use the EXO lightsticks but use the MAMA lightsticks. It’s not enough that Chinese EXO Ls spend all their money to buy overpriced tickets to a glorified KCON, they now even have to deal with their shitty rules, disrespectful security (who were manhandling not just EXO Ls but ALL fans in general), bad camerawork and uninspired stages.

b) Performing towards the last of the ceremony is always a matter of honour/seniority because that’s the most anticipated part of the event.. but they were made to perform before Wanna One which is a rookie group.

I know one might think its not a big deal, but lmao this mediaplay about “EXO declining” and “ a generational shift” on the korean discussion sites is gonna give antis a field day.

c) EXO was leading the votes in all categories they were nominated in. Yet they got only One group award which is the Album Of The Year and was given to the very end!….(probably to keep the EXO Ls on the venue from leaving.) And tbh.. it felt like a consolation prize for attending the venue than a grand prize.

d) Best Asia Style is the Red Carpet Award we have been giving EXO every year since 2013/14 and its almost like a tradition. This year again, fans voted left and right, fanbases had especially prepared tweeting plans to win it and mind you… WE WERE LEADING THE VOTES IN EVERY UPDATE and even in the total twitter trend. Yet, that award went to another group. (Keep in mind this award is 100% voting based).

e) Chanyeol’s rap was cutoff during the performance. its not abt Soyou, but they couldn’t get Punch to perform with him (who is the original singer) mainly because they werent going to give em an award. Also, Stay with me wasnt given the best OST collab  even though it had a HUGE gap in votes and given the 30% weightage to votes, it should’ve won against Ailee’s songs’ comparatively smaller gap in digitals.

f) Xiumin was supposed to have a key performance… but… where was it?

g) EXO CBX in Japan were given the Best Style award (which was live voted), and the Global fanchoice award for EXO (which was the only category where EXO was leading and won , it being 100% voting based)In short, no merit based award and they still invited CBX over to attend the day just after the Elyxion- dead tired- and along with other popular groups, used them as bait to sell tickets and promote trainees from MNET’s own survival shows.

h) They also subtly copied EXO’s Elyxion’ VCR right in front of CBX eyes for SOTY. The stamp, wax and envelope anyone? whats more, it was a classic Chanel vs walmart lmao.

i) Remember the drama over deleting votes? EXO being in the lead for Best Male Group and then being accused of and shaded left and right about being favored or buying votes or how their career is a gift from SM? Guess all that MNET’s talk about “fairness” was clickbait to stir attention cause Best Male Group was again given to a third party.

I mean… why even make us vote and call it a 30% criteria when you just gonna give it away as you like??

j) Idk if i am being too extra now but in their opening VCR they wrote the sentence “One cannot be No. 1 forever” ? over Chanyeol’s shot in the VCR. Does this count as shade lol…??

k) The boys themselves seemed upset, tired and kinda low throughout the ceremony… with the camera panning into their faces every ten seconds to get reaction from the audiences and it was almost hypocritical knowing how mnet is just using them as a name to sell tickets and ratings and that’s it. 

Maybe I am being overdramatic, but the way the events unfolded…it was just disappointment after disappointment. I even thought they might not get their AOTY lol. And even when they got it… it tasted bitter.

And in general.. it is upsetting as an exo fan… you work hard for your faves who work equally hard , but you know that their company treats them and you.. like shit.. everybody is getting visibly tired of this. And even award shows that are supposed to atleast treat them decently as successful artists just treat them like money making clickbait and nothing more.

It hurts.


And people think we are whining over not getting the other daesang? It’s not even the point that upset us.

anonymous asked:

What do you think about an “i picked up your bag at the airport but i can’t find your number so i’m about to embark on the largest scavenger hunt of all time by using your strange belongings to track you down” au with charmer or nurseydex or zimbits or something??

Well, I don’t know if you expected three mini fics, and I didn’t fully follow the prompt, but here we are.

1. Charmer

Look, Chris knew it was dumb. He knew that everyone on earth had a plain black suitcase, he knew he should have double-checked the luggage tag, he knew it was important to be sure abut these things. But knowing what he should have done couldn’t help him when he finally got his suitcase home and opened it up to find mostly yoga pants and sundresses. 

Fuck.

He zipped the bag back up and flipped open the luggage tag. It was cute, pink with some metallic lettering saying “I’m outta here!” in a handwritten font. Chris blamed jetlag and the redeye flight for making him miss the fact that it wasn’t his Sharks tag. He blamed the bag’s owner for not filling out any of the information on the tag.

Dammit.

Well, sorry random girl, he thought. He opened the suitcase up again to try to see if he could find anything that would give him a clue as to who the suitcase owner was. He moved a makeup bag aside, and hit gold immediately. Well, Samwell red. A Women’s Volleyball tshirt– mystery suitcase girl had to be on the volleyball team.

“Hey Ransom!” he yelled. “You’re facebook friends with all the volleyball team right?”

“He’s friends with everyone on campus!” Holster yelled back.

“Ask their captain if anyone flew in from the Bay Area and lost their luggage!”

_X_

“Is Justin here? My captain said he’s got my suitcase.” Chris overheard her at the door. He grabbed the bag and started hauling it downstairs. As he set it down at the bottom and caught sight of the girl in the doorway, he froze. She was pretty. Like, really pretty. 

“Um, hi,” he said.

“So you’re Justin? Oh my god, I’m so glad it wasn’t some total rando who got my bag.” 

“I’m actually Chris, Justin was just the one who was friends with your captain. Um, I’m sorry, but I kind of had to look through your stuff? Your luggage tag wasn’t filled out.” The girl laughed.

“Yours wasn’t either! Me and my teammates were like one minute away from googling the record holder for most San Jose Sharks merch, but it totally makes sense that you’re on the hockey team.” 

“Since we both forgot to write our numbers down, maybe we should do that now?” Chris suggested. The girl grinned, grabbed his phone out of his hand, and opened up a new contact. She punched in a number, and when she handed it back he saw a text of several random emojis addressed to the new contact of “Caitlin Farmer” with a girl farmer emoji and a volleyball emoji.

“Text me sometime, and maybe we can get dinner?” she said, and she was gone with her suitcase. 

Chris collapsed on the couch, a dreamy look in his eyes.

“Chowder? You get your suitcase back?” Bitty called out from the kitchen.

“Yeah! and I think I’m in love now!”

2. Nurseydex

“Cheryl, I’m telling you, I had a ton of inspiration on the plane and I wrote some great stuff for act three. No. No, it wasn’t just me thinking it’s great because I popped some melatonin and got really sleepy. It’s like, legit. Yeah, I’ll send it over as soon as I get home and–”

Derek slammed into something. If he’d been holding his phone in his hand (bluetooth is a blessing when you drop stuff easily) it would have launched across the airport. As it was, his post-flight latte was soaking through the nice white shirt of the handsome stranger in front of him.

“Shit,” the stranger said, looking down to survey the damage.

“Oh my god, I’m so sorry, I shouldn’t have trusted myself to make a phone call and not be clumsy after such a long flight,” Derek said. He set his briefcase down and pulled a wad of napkins out of the outside pocket. The guy took a deep breath, going from murderous to calm in a few seconds. 

“I wasn’t looking where I was going either, it’s not your fault,” the guy said, setting down his own briefcase and accepting the napkins. He blotted at his shirt.

“Let me pay for the dry cleaning. Or a replacement,” Derek offered. The man shook his head.

“It’s fine, it probably needed to go to the cleaners anyways.” He checked his watch. “If I run, I can probably get a new one before my meeting.” He wadded the napkins into one big ball, picked up his briefcase, and walked towards the exit with a terse nod. Derek, feeling terrible about the whole thing, picked up his own briefcase and walked to baggage claim.

By the time he was reunited with his home office, a cozy bookshelf-lined room in his brownstone, he had almost forgotten about the coffee incident. He was focused on sending the manuscript to Cheryl. Unfortunately, that was going to be difficult, considering he pulled a PC laptop out of the bag instead of his Mac.

Derek stared at the computer for a full minute. He almost couldn’t believe that this was happening to him. Hesitantly, he opened the laptop. On one side of the keyboard there was a weird thing that a few seconds of phone googling told him was a fingerprint scanner. Shit. He hit the space bar experimentally. Something flashed on the screen, and then was replaced with just a plain black screen with red text: ACCESS DENIED

Derek swore. He started to look through the rest of what was in the briefcase, but was disappointed to find it empty except for the laptop’s charger, three packs of gum, and receipts from a lobster shack in Maine. Shit. Nothing in here would tell him anything about the redhead he’d launched a latte at. 

He closed the laptop dejectedly, ignored his editor’s text messages, and went into the kitchen to make himself lunch and feel sorry for himself. This was the universe punishing him for covering a cute guy with coffee. If he had just kept his focus and waited to call his editor later, he could have sent the draft along and saved it and not be desperately trying to remember his inspiration.

Just as the self-pity spiral was really taking off, the doorbell rang. Derek sighed, put down his tea, and walked to the door. When he opened it, it wasn’t Girl Scouts or Jehovah’s Witnesses, but the guy from the airport.

“Cancel whatever you’re doing today, I need to teach you the most basic principles of digital security,” the guy said, pushing past Derek into the dining room. He shoved a stack of papers onto a chair and pulled Derek’s laptop out.

“I’m Will, by the way, I make software that’s hopefully a step ahead of viruses.”

“Is the draft still there?”

“The draft of what?” The guy looked confused.

“My third act breakthrough. I’m a novelist, I need to get it to my editor and I couldn’t remember if I saved it,” Derek explained.

“You know you can set up an auto-save every five minutes or so, right?” Will asked.

“This might be surprising to you, but I’ve never had a cute guy storm into my house and yell at me about computers before.” Will looked up from Derek’s computer, blushing.

“I haven’t had a cute guy dump a gallon of coffee all over me and steal my laptop before, either, but here we are.”

“Maybe you can yell about computers over lunch with me?”

3. Zimbits

Button downs. Tank tops. Slacks. Shorts. Three rolling pins. A pie tin. A half-emptied multipack of sharpies.

No lucky puck. No clothes in his size. No jerseys.

Jack sighed. It would just be too much to ask for anything to go well today. He picked up his phone to call someone with the Falconers, in the hope that they could talk to the airline and sort all this out. At the same time, his phone lit up with Tater’s face.

“Zimmboni! Look on twitter. Small internet baker has your suitcase!” Tater hung up before he could reply, so Jack just opened twitter instead. 

omgcheckplease: A bunch of pucks, some dirty jerseys, and a history textbook. Either I’m back in college or this isn’t my suitcase.

omgcheckplease: .@falcsofficial please tell your #1 player to DM me and come get his shit

omgcheckplease: and @falcsofficial tell him to give me my shit back. my hockey days are in the past, I need rolling pins, not a mouthguard

Jack smiled and laughed in the way a person laughs when they’re alone, just blowing more air than normal out of his nose. He looked through the twitter for a minute– the guy, Eric Bittle, was a Providence-based chef, whose latest tweets were mostly greetings to the various cities he’d been visiting on tour. Jack clicked the media tab on the account, and looked through the pictures. Bittle was cute. He wrote a reply.

zimmboni: .@omgcheckplease how do I send u a DM

omgcheckplease: .@zimmboni you don’t deserve to be verified, oh my god #verifybittle2k17

A few seconds later another notification popped up, and he tapped it to be brought to a DM window.

omgcheckplease: hey! sorry about the mixup. I can only imagine how confused you were to find all my book tour stuff.

zimmboni: Probably as confused as you were finding hockey stuff?

omgcheckplease: I wasn’t joking in my tweets, I did play hockey before I got into the whole cookbook/food show thing

zimmboni: Exactly, I did a book tour last year in the off-season :-)

omgcheckplease: oh my gosh, isn’t it the best and the worst?

zimmboni: I know. It’s great to meet people and talk about your work, but it’s exhausting.

omgcheckplease: that’s why I’m so excited to be back in Providence! at least until the next cookbook.

zimmboni: Well we should probably meet up to trade suitcases. Want to meet somewhere for dinner?

omgcheckplease: don’t trust me to learn where your house is?

zimmboni: I mean, if dinner goes well enough…

omgcheckplease: OH. okay, then, Mr. Zimmermann, it’s a date.

Jack smiled to himself, and got ready for his date.

nurseydex/zimbits fic prompt

someone should write this because I can’t get over how hilarious this would be. i basically just wrote the whole thing in bullet-point format, but if anyone with actual storytelling abilities wants to tackle this, i’d love you forever

  • okay so bitty’s senior year, the only friends left on smh that he hangs out with regularly are chowder, nursey and dex
  • chowder is obviously his favorite because bitty took chowder under his wing and now they’re best buds, but chowder has caitlin, so it’s not like he’s there to hang 24/7
  • he and nursey are friends, but they don’t really hang out by themselves a whole lot
  • we know that dex likes helping bitty cook and bake from tweets, sketches, and extras (remember hausgiving?)
  • so during bitty’s senior year, dex spends a lot of time in the kitchen helping him bake and hanging out with him
  • maybe also to talk about his crush on how much he can’t stand nursey
  • anyways, bitty is out of the closet so the newest frogs are probably aware that he’s gay, and also aware of samwell’s reputation (1 in 4 or maybe more)
  • they come by the haus a lot and see dex helping bitty bake, and bitty constantly calling dex “honey” or “sweetheart” (because that’s just how bitty is as a person)
  • what do they make of this?
  • obviously dex and bitty are dating

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It’s funny because all the WoSo world seems to be outraged that Sam Kerr is not on the shortlist for Player of the Year, Nikki is going to break her phone liking so many tweets about it, but Sam herself is probably somewhere on the Sky Blue frat house wrestling with Brooklyn in an oversized t-shirt, perfectly happy 

Japan visit

Ey guys, first of all - I want to really thank you for all the heartwarming messages ♥ I have not yet responded to all the asks, but I’ll try to asap! (will probably queue them!). Sending a huge hug to everyone who encouraged or cheered me up when they’ve seen me not doing well.
Secondly - I’ll be visiting Japan, from Dec 29th 2017-January 7th 2018, so the activity will fluctuate, I might not be able to respond in chat either, starting tommorow. I’ll be possily using a SIM with data in the end, with hopes it will work out. I might tweet something @s0rrymonster twitter! The trip is very very unplanned  and will probably be just Tokyo (in best case Kyoto too)( it’s been a sudden “now or never” approach with a friend), for a moment it looked pretty bleak with this even becoming reality, but in the end it’s happening, so hopefully I’ll see you guys soon! And maybe with some new inspiration!
So stay well until then, happy new year 2018, in case I could not wish it later proper. Thank you for sticking to me, old and new people! May your wishes come true in 2018 and you face it with new confidence and vigor! ><

See you soon! Sending a hug to all who want one!

DEAR K-POP LOVERS HEAR ME OUT FOR A SEC

Most of you probably don’t stan any bands. MAMA is coming up and Day6, a band from JYP, has told us that winning Best Band at MAMA this year is basically their only goal. So if you do not know who to vote for in the Best Band category, Day6 is most likely to be nominated, so instead of “wasting” a vote, please help us out!

P.S. If you wanna help out even more, I basically tweeted the same thing, if you could RT so we could get more votes that would be great.
https://twitter.com/ElDoradoSoo/status/919970800383471616

anonymous asked:

Im sry but 4-5years??? Most ppl moved on during those 2 years, after that there will only be a small amount of ppl left and Hannibal will again be cancelled after one season. I feel betrayed. I feel its bc of his new show - of course it is or how else would be earn money during the next 4-5years. I feel let down. I feel used. Are my feelings even legit? Am I just sensitive and impatient? Im just angry now.. pls console me somehow .___.

Okay, I’ll do my best. <3

4-5 years is not the best news, but I think Bryan is giving us a broad window of what to expect in a realistic way. I’d always said that it would be at least two more, probably three (keeping in mind that writing and production happen only after a deal is inked). So it being a year or two longer than that doesn’t really surprise me, fwiw.

Where I think you’re jumping to conclusions is with regard to the audience, both in the fandom and the general audience. A great deal of people have moved on in the last two or three years, yes, but I tend to think there isn’t going to be any more mass exodus: the same people who are here after two years will be here after two more, by and large. And we might pick up a few souls in the meantime.

And it’s really only a two year wait, not four of five, until we would start getting information about dates, plans, ideas, and eventually production news and bts photos and all that. True content drought isn’t going to last that long for the fandom. There will be hype. There always is.

That brings us to the issue of the general audience, whether it will be so depleted that Hannibal will be cancelled again. Cancellation is always a possibility, ofc, but there’s no real connection between who is going to be watching the show and the number of people in the fandom at any given moment. It’s not like the people who have left the fandom or don’t post about the show anymore are just going to boycott a new season, should it come. They’ll check it out. The general audience is going to depend on advertising campaigns and hype, the television landscape of the time, the network its on, and what the reputation that Hannibal had gained during its initial run does to the franchise burnout that had hampered the show in the first place. Worrying about whether a theoretical next season would get cancelled again is just borrowing trouble, imo. And even if it did happen, we’d still…have another season in the meantime? What’s there to get upset about in that?

What Bryan’s tweets tell us is that the show is at full reset, and it’s going to have to go through the full process that any new show goes through to get made. We’re probably not going to get news in the next few months that a series is being ordered, which I think was the best-case scenario that most people were hoping against hope would come about. He estimates it’ll take a couple years to settle negotiations between the two studios that they have to work this out with (which tends to indicate they’re going after Clarice and Will together after all). That could turn out to be something less than two years, as well. It’s not like he can anticipate that. If, at the end of two or three years, it’s not looking likely that the studios can ever come to some kind of agreement, then we’ll know that it’s not really going to happen after all. In the meantime, we also know that they’re at least aiming for a proper show (not a single movie event or some such) and they’re trying to do it right, and make it complete.

What Bryan’s done, since he can’t give us any guarantees, is given us a window of possibility, and an honest explanation of the timeframe of hoops the process has for him and DLC to jump through. American Gods most certainly plays some part in that delay, and like you, I find that frustrating. But Bryan would have been a fool not to have taken that American Gods contract when it came to him, since it was such a major project and they were willing to wait till he was ready (had Hannibal stayed on for a full seven seasons, they would not have made American Gods till it was done). And he’s paid for it too–he lost his dream job of showrunning a Star Trek series largely because of American Gods

So I wouldn’t feel betrayed. He’s being as faithful and open as he can be: he’s pursuing the show, giving us an understanding of what it takes to get there, and telling us what to expect. Hannibal was terribly difficult for him in terms of exhaustion and budget and subject matter. Him making sure that he takes the time to do it right this time is good for everyone. 

anonymous asked:

But like, why would they act that part at all? They talked about it way too much when in reality they didn't even have to film or talk about the beds... It's like there's always a part of them trying to act "straight" or "just friends". And in that sleepy phil scene they were obviously in the double bed togethere weren't they? Why do they do these things?? You can give a long ass rant because I truly don't understand their actions sometimes

so. my theory for all these buddy buddy best friend no homo moments is that they started the trend around 2011 and just didn’t stop it. i’m sure at the beginning of their relationship (romantic or not) dan was fine having his image attached to phil. in fact, it seemed like they were very much in a romantic/sexual relationship just by looking at their old tweets and shiz. and that was probably because dan didn’t really think he would get as popular as he did. 

fast forward two years and suddenly they are both quite popular and dan does not want to lean on phil for support content-wise. so instead of referring to phil as just ‘phil’ it was more ‘my flatmate’ or ‘my friend’ or ‘someone’ or even ‘my friends’ when dan tried to act like he wasn’t just doing things alone with phil. and then there was that whole rant about being separate people. dan and phil probably didn’t want to be tied together as closely as they used to be (like the first two pinofs were quite close and not that similar to other ‘manly’ friendships). so to counteract that they would be more ‘no homo’ and stuff (mostly on dan’s side). 

and then we get to the past few years and how close they’ve become again as people on camera and as a brand. but the ‘no homo’ stuff still happened (mostly last year there is barely anything this year) because it was just a common thing to do. the constant presence of ‘phan’ in their internet personas probably weighs a lot so it probably is just more comfortable to ward of shippers by adding in bits like that no matter how out of place the bits might seem. place the tour bus tour next to the sick scene and they seem polar opposites. and while this used to happen, it has been occurring less and less, so much so that people don’t even notice the gay parts anymore because dan and phil don’t blatantly point it out by negating the gay parts.

a lot of dan and phil’s image is the idea of ‘phan’ whether they like it or not and it seems like they thought it threatened their actual real life relationship, be it romantic or platonic or otherwise. and that’s understandable but it’s embarrassing to watch the ‘we are only best friends’ bits in older videos because all of them just seem so forced.

they did these things for their image as best friends but now that tatinof and all that stuff is over, it’s sort of closing that ‘best friends only’ chapter in their lives. who knows if the ‘just friends’ moments will continue for much longer

TUMBLING TUMBLEWEEDS.........

Since I am now day 3 into this sinus infection (feeling much better though, and thanks for the sweet well wishes), I have been tumbling around here, and other sites when some interesting thoughts hit my congested head!

It appears that “some people” are doing all they can to throw shade at all of the fun and positive things we are seeing from our dreamy duo. And don’t you really wonder why that is?? It made me think of a saying my Dad used to say to us growing up….“never believe anything you hear, and only half of what you see”. In my drug induced state…this made me a little mindful of what we “don’t” see. Take away ALL of the press, PR, OL, con, interviews, etc…and what do you have?? Well let’s count, shall we??

1-BTS pics from S2 with a very cozy S/C, complete with water bottles and *gasp* kissing!! Quick, get the spray gun!!

2-Last years GG’S with the arm around Cait, the intense gazing off camera, and let’s not forget…pizza in the room at 4am. Who knew??

3-2016 time travel gaps. Where do we begin?? Well, we know Cait was in Cannes, while a surly Sam stayed home. But, then came Wimbledon, while Sam was “off the grid”, only to learn later that he too was in London for the Barbour photo shoot. And let’s not forget the bonny Prince himself tweeting Sam to “enjoy the tennis”. We then had random pics if Cait’s “holiday ”…Ireland, Portugal, Italy… while Sam was being papped on the streets of NY, and even a “placed pic” in Montreal, then off the grid himself. My thought here….Sam did all that, only to join Cait on said holiday, and they spent the summer together. Just follow the “shoe” in the shadow!

4-Fast forward to filming time, and we get Cait’s birthday, and the traveling forehead. There is absolutely no way in hell that Sam was not there with her…..none, period, fini!!

5- Ahhh, the Bafta’s. Initially a little shocker, but probably the best thing to happen to us in a very long time, and why, you might ask??..that backstage shot of Sam and Cait. Case closed.

6- Christmas and New Years- We all saw pics, tweets and a host of innuendo, but my assessment?? Sam went to Amsterdam for the obligigatory narrative, had dinner with friends, and flew to LA to see Cait, and have the “fireside chat” meeting that sparked his January 4th IG post, and now here we are. ECCC video, PCA video, FB Q&A, and once again, cosy bts pics. And my freaking favorite?? T2 premier. Talk about getting jiggly with it?!? Sam and Cait OWNED that space for all the world to see!

I am sure that I have missed many other important events in between, but the point of my drivel is quite simple. We no longer need to “prove” they are together, in any capacity. IMO, they are co-workers, friends , lovers, and if I am really going down the rabbit hole, married as well. And the sheer joy and happiness they have exhibited for the past month tells me that they have been (under some freaky circumstances) and are now living their lives their way. The complete lack of response from Sam and Cait when “others” have tried to piss on the current love parade should be celebrated. If they can ignore and live it, then so should we.

So, let the SamCait flag fly! And everytime someone swerves into our lane with a “why”…our response should be why not? Just keep looking at what we don’t see. It is all there, and they are slowly raising the curtain! As @mama-tumblz so eloquently stated…these are desperate times for some, but not us!

Happy Thursday Tumblerinias! I am off to see if Cait is using Sam’s “pole” today! (I will NEVER get over that one from flocklander)!😘😍😂😂😂

Happy Birthday Akutagawa!

The cast and crew act completely normal around him, besides the casual innuendos and insults they slip in during and between scenes (which to him is their normal). He’s slightly bitter (more like very bitter) that no one has wished him happy birthday besides Atsushi, but that doesn’t count because he’s nice to everyone. Unbeknownst to Aku, they’ve set up a surprise party for him in his own apartment that Dazai has picked the locks to. He’s not stupid and knows somethings up, but he doesn’t have enough proof yet. After filming, they manage to drag him back to his apartment instead of going to a bar and drinking himself into misery with the promise that Dazai would notice him (notice me senpai, it’s my birthday) and they all scream incoherent greetings the second he steps through the door. They got at least 10 phone calls complaining about the noise during the first hour of the party. It lasted until 4 am (and started at around 9 pm). Not much can be remembered from the minute Chuuya brought out the alcohol, but all of them have vague memories of them doing a strip truth-or-dare that turned into absolute chaos. Asagiri-sensei sees all of their drunk tweets and receives 4 drunk calls and decides to just cancel the filming the next day. The entire cast was hungover and absolutely miserable the following morning, but of course, Dazai and Elise managed to capture many blackmail photos.

Akutagawa doesn’t know if this was the worst or best party of his life, and to be fair, doesn’t quite want to. There’s a reason why he can’t recall some events, and it’s probably to keep himself safe. 

He also has a vague memory of Dazai saying that he was one year closer to death… and is torn between being grateful he got noticed or scared

anonymous asked:

I saw your instagram drarry edit (amazing btw) but do you ever wonder what they're tumblrs would look like?

the edit is here for context! thank u sm :’)

  • ok
  • so
  • draco probably makes tumblr first
  • let’s be real
  • he’s organized as hell
  • organized tagging system and all that jazz
  • keeps to his aesthetic
  • runs only two blogs
  • 3 if u count his NOW INACTIVE anti harry potter blog where he roasted harry 25/8
  • the url is @/potterstinks duh
  • also had harry blocked at one point
  • his main blog is a studyblr
  • the url is @/dracostudies
  • handwriting made for royalty!!!
  • perfect notes!!!! perfect grades!!!
  • his description is probably smth like:
  • draco, eighth year, slytherin and proud. // read the faq before asking!
  • his other blog is @/slytherindaily, which he runs with blaise, pansy & theo
  • basically:
  • welcome to slytherin daily, a blog dedicated to providing fellow slytherins with the latest news, tweets, and updates on (the best) hogwarts house. we track #slytherindaily.
  • now for harry
  • harry’s blog is literally a MESS
  • barely posts anything
  • when he posts tho, he gets at least 7623763 notes
  • USUALLY SHITPOSTS LIKE THIS
  • reblogs lame as fuck memes
  • he still has the default tumblr theme aND DEFAULT FUCKING ICON
  • doesn’t tag anything???
  • i mean???
  • url: @/harryjames
  • because he tryna be low key abt being famous but failing tbh
  • k thks bye

okay. please read this.

there is a viral post going around of a tweet. the tweet says something along the lines of, “I look African American in my display picture. I’m white I swear” and then a picture of a girl.

please do not share that photo. please do not make fun of that girl and her appearance.

that tweet was posted in 2012 by my best friend. 5 years ago, she wasn’t as educated. she didn’t know what was or was not okay to say.

someone dug up that tweet to use it against her, and it’s spread everywhere. it’s all over twitter, instagram, facebook, and probably even tumblr.

the person who posted it has cropped out the date so you think it’s recent. it’s not. it’s 5 years old, when she was younger and dumb.

please, please do not share that post. and please do not attack her for her looks.

So I stalked the Twitters of 3 Trumps

Melania, Ivanka, and Barron (the acct was unverified tho so idk)
There are some things I observed from stalking them.

Melania:
-her smile was so beautiful pre-botox/es
-it was mostly active 2014-early 2016
-she really likes flowers
-and her porch
-and the new york skyline
-she loves calling her husband and son “my two boys”
-she tries to be ig aesthetic but it probably was acceptable in those years to filter most pics
-she looks so uncomfortable ???
-it looks like she forced most people to take pics w her “for the memories” HAHAHA
-okay but really her husband cannot smile without looking forced
-she had a pregnant photoshoot and her husband’s fave part was the big fan bc it proved he wasnt in a toupee wtf
-boi u have a wife that is hot and preggers appreci8 her
-anyway
-my fave tweet is this one tbt of her parents and Barron because it really is the best pic there

Ivanka:
-she supports LGBTQ ppl (idk about ++ but this is from a pride month tweet)
-also she spread awareness abt gender gap
-okay her tweets were too boring to stalk too deep
-but she loves her little boy !!!
-and her daughter !!!
-she shares lots of articles that seem pretty okay
-I’m sorry she bored me but what a proud mom she is hahaha

Barron:
-WEEB
-little boi asked to be added on steam
-tweets went from “i love my fam” to “i like tanya from youjo senki”
-he’s currently looking for fan-art of himself for a new icon
-he’s retweeting some of them !!!
- and complimenting the artists
-whatta nice boi
-he also has crunchyroll premium
-and asked suggestions for “japanese animations”

TL;DR they are normal people too despite their riches and that one relative they have in common. Also Barron is a weaboo dont @ me.

“R.I.P. BETH”

So I’ve been curled up in bed all day ill with a constant supply of tea which has given me plenty of time to think, particularly about Beth and TD since I watched TWD100 this morning. (23/10/2017)

I’m sure a lot of people have probably already mentioned this but I realised something. As a community of people who share the belief that Beth may still be alive, AMC could literally shut all of us down in just one tweet. Simple as that:

“Better late than never! R.I.P. BETH” *Insert picture here* Case Closed. End of debate. Moving on.

But they haven’t. In nearly 3 years. Not a thing. And this really gets my theorist brain going. They could so easily set the record straight on exactly what happened and what’s going on (shameless reference) but they choose not to. They actively choose not to.

And here’s the best bit. If they did confirm that Beth died in Coda, I’m pretty sure 95-98% of us would still watch TWD. We joke about ‘If Beth doesn’t come back this season I’ll stop watching!’ and some of you might be serious, but the vast majority aren’t. And AMC know this. If they were to confirm Beth’s death, it is very unlikely they would lose any significant amount viewers. Yes we would be very butt-hurt and probably cry in the corner for a bit but we are all too invested in this series to bail out now.

So what is stopping them?

iwillneverletgoipromise  asked:

Sorry to bother you again, but since we need to focus on our battle here, I think we could find a way to contact the cast and convince them to make another live chat all together, something like for fans and have them sing What'sUP for us; it would be a way to let them know we're still very much invested and it may be a good promotion, I don't know:D I just need to seem together


I want all of my wonderful followers to know that they are NEVER bothering me! You guys are fam <3 so send me asks all you want!

I think people have been contacting the cast via Twitter but we haven’t heard a single peep from any of them except for when Brian released his statement (and a few other supportive tweets, but no direct statements about anything specific). 

I know there are several “What’s Up” singalongs happening already and some even got Paul Ogola (Jela) and Lwanda Jawar (SuperPower) to get in on the videos. I’m not sure if you’re a member of the Sense8 Fan Group on Facebook, but it is an amazing place for campaign ideas like this.

If you are not a member, you can request to join here [x]

Tumblr is a great spot for GIFs and theories, but Facebook & Twitter are probably the best social media platforms to campaign, with Twitter probably being the absolute best way to do it. Hashtags are key!

But August 8th is coming up and I think it would be amazing if the cast did something for the fans. They have for the past 3 years, but who knows if they will this year. I need to see them all together too, it hasn’t even been a month since the cancellation and I miss them so much my heart hurts. The only thing we can really do is tweet them, which I have done in the past and I see others doing to this day :) so keep it up!

Reflection On Drama

This post was submitted by “Drama.”

After reading one of Diana’s re-tweets today & reading some of Sam’s earlier interviews …..I think it is possible that at one point Sam had a major crush on Cait and was hoping for something more. Cait from day one stated she would never date an actor. Looking at some of his earlier interviews & even the denial one….I think Sam adored her and Cait clearly looked at Sam as friend/coworker. If my speculation is correct then all of the drama must be even more painful for him. To be hated by shippers because you are not with a woman who clearly does not want to be with you. Then when you find happiness …the person you are with gets hated on as a well.

Sam more so than Cait has been called by shippers every vile name in the book. Why? Because he is not with Cait. Shippers seem to forget that it was Cait who always seemed upset that people thought they were a couple. In fact the first denial interview was done because “she felt it was important.”

Maybe it was the wrong approach? Instead of denial interviews I think the best thing Sam and Cait can do is continue to live their lives. Let the chips fall were they may. Sam seems to be finally comfortable doing that and seems to have found happiness.

Anyway….lol….. I wish them both the best!!!! I can’t wait until season 3 so ALL of us can focus on what’s important. Outlander! The above post is just my opinion …my jumbled thoughts…😂


Thanks for sharing your thoughts “Drama.”

I used to think that Sam was more into Cait than she was into him but honestly now I think he just hammed it up more when they were doing PR, especially the first year of the show.

Even the “Ah Chloris!” poem he published three years ago was probably posted for a reason other than he was pining away for Cait. (Yes I know he liked someone’s tweet who asked if the poem was about Cait but I think that was fanservice. If it was about an unrequited love for Sam, I don’t think that he would have revealed the identity of the person by liking a tweet. He might have just have enjoyed the poem and wanted to share it or was reading it for some sort of a Rabbie Burns event and decided to post it. Who knows?)

Again, this is just my opinion but it seems that Sam likes athletic women (like Mackenzie and Abbie) who enjoy a physically active lifestyle. Although Cait does like some active pastimes like tennis, she is a self-professed “lazy bones” when it comes to serious workouts. She seems to be more of an artsy hipster type like Tony. I think both Sam and Cait have found SOs that make then happy and with whom they can share their lives.

I agree that if Sam and Cait just live their lives the way they have been lately (i.e., not flaunting but also not hiding Mackenzie or Tony), in time it will be clear to everyone that they are not together. 

Finally, I agree that the important thing that I hope all fans can unite about is the upcoming season 3 of Outlander!  😘🎉🎈🥂🍾🍿🎈🎉😎

“How do American know ‘NANI’” is probably the best tweet of the entire year, only more improved by the op later replying with “nani the fuck”