probable none

My favorite thing about that post is that probably none of you even knew what Brian Roberts looked like until you saw it. but now every time you see anything about Comcast you’ll remember. Youll remember my post. It’ll haunt you.

I know everyone’s always talking about Bucky having a mass freak out when he finds out all the dumb shit Steve’s been doing while he was gone but at the same time I feel like the next time Steve jumps out of a plane with no parachute every single other avenger is gonna freak out while Bucky’s just standing there like

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here’s more of seungcheol with his new silver/gray hair in gif form ≧◡≦

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What one does with the truth is more difficult than you think. I learnt this the hard way, a long, long time ago. And now, my life will never be the same…

Wonder Woman (2017)

See, the problem with how Sara Lance is written in Arrow is that they make you think she’s this brooding, stone cold killer, which she totally is. But once you watch Legends of Tomorrow you realize she’s also just like the BIGGEST FUCKING DORK??? When you’re watching Arrow, you miss out on the finger guns and the peace signs and the trademark Sara Lance smirk. You miss out on the flirting with girls from every era and the “pew” sound she makes when she announces it isn’t her first rodeo. In conclusion, every person should watch legends of tomorrow

shit the signs prob do/say

*from my experience*

Aries: bad bad texters, make everything obvious, *randomly curses at u* (not a surprise if u find them talking to themselves), crazy drivers vroom vroom, *screams but cools down after 3 min*, laughs manically when angry, looks focused about everything,  jokes about things that’ll make you widen your eyes (rly personal shit)

Taurus: asks when and where they’ll be able to eat, make literally 0 sense sometimes, lazy bean always saying they’re tired, virgo #2, will fight u, takes their fights seriously, MI X ED SIGNALS!!?!!?!?

Gemini: “idk I like them but I don’t, you get me?”, hates it when u repeat music but they do the same shit, acts smart but can’t backup their arguments, rly loud laughers, *screenshots everything*, repeats their jokes until someone laughs at it

Cancer: adds everything w daddy, “im not emotional wtf”, likes to be derpy, either babies u or likes being babied, becomes victim if u dont return affection, has atleast accidentally called their teacher mom/dad once, “send that to me!”

Leo: actually leaves yelp reviews, s/o > frnds/u, dramatically cries when hungry, “lets take an uber”, turn to preachers at random times, #triggered, goes to places just for the pictures

Virgo: judged u atleast once, involves themselves in drama & accidentally becomes a victim, not scared of u, independent woman who dont need no man (unless u got some leo in u), my opinion > urs

Libra: literally wild af, talks really loud, says shit without even thinking twice omg??, wings everything, air head #2, s a ssy, “idc if they don’t like me……but why tho”, leo #2, have dank memes to back up their argument, most likely to send u a nude/ or have u call them daddy/mami, suggest i v e

Scorpio: text them at 4 am and they’ll reply, actually really hate spooky shit, could pull off as Geminis if they weren’t so mysterious, also looks rly hot, thinks about every bad scenario, the worriers, staring at you either means they hate u or they like u pick one

Sagittarius: *freedomly flirts*, so harsh like ouch?, the type to ask u to dinner and say they forgot their wallet, says no but does it anyways,  *shows u a song then reminds u they showed u it everytime u listen to it*, mimics everything, most likely to wear something that’ll grab someone’s attention

Capricorn: *looks rlly powerful but likes a dominant person*, lets you copy their hw #realOG, looks rly confused, depended on 167% of the time, looks rly hot, looks so serious but is really singing in their heads, ride or die

Aquarius: air head #1, say the weirdest shit sometimes omg?, leo #3, won’t apologize for none, probably already found out the secret to life, doesn’t hide anything, “im n o t we a  k”, makes a joke bout everything

Pisces: more sensitive than cancer like wyd astrology, says “what” after you just explained yourself, “dude what if like…”, oblivious , person: look at that cute person pisces: where?! *looks everywhere but the cute person*, no one knows what they’re thinking

We all know how Sportacus gets speeding tickets in Lazytown.

We all jokingly assumed that it’s because he’s a speed junkie or ticketed himself for going one mile over the speed limit, but this is Lazytown. The only character we see driving a car regularly is Stingy, who always drives slowly. Assuming he’s obeying the speed limit, then we know that Lazytown’s speed limit must be based on walking speed. The average human walking speed is 3 miles per hour while the average jogging speed is between 6 and 8. Imagine Sportacus getting a speeding ticket for jogging at 8 miles per hour (12 kph)!

The first time: “You’re giving me a speeding ticket because I’m jogging?”

matt0044  asked:

So what's this about Simon Says being episode 10? Doesn't seem that big of a deal. Only ones out of place are the Origins on Netflix and those were always all over the place to begin with. That said, it shouldn't be too hard to navigate for any casual new viewer.

Well i mean… they’re not the only ones. i’ve only watched the first two eps, and already it’s got a pretty obvious error.

Ep1 is Stormy Weather, which is cool. It’s a good intro point cos it spells out a lot of things and the duo are still kinda clumsy/feeling out their dynamic. A+++ intro ep, 5 fists of the north star.

 But then… ep 2 is Evillustrator? For some reason??? Evillustrator opens with Nathanael drawing/daydreaming about saving Marinette from Stormy Weather and…what’s this, Alya as a villain? Does he not like Alya? what is this?

Now, as a person who has seen the show, I know it’s Lady Wifi. Cool for me, who knows why he pictures her this way, but for someone who has never seen it, it’s a bit confusing…like, gosh, what does he have against Alya??? But when the Lady Wifi ep rolls around, what? I guess he’s clairevoyant? lmao no, anyone with half a brain is immediately going to realize it’s just completely out of order, that’s all. and it’s off putting when that happens. [note: it happens on netflix with other shows sometimes too (usually an ep or two) and it’s always, always annoying]… all the other versions at least have some semblance of an order. Lady Wifi is before Evillustrator in every other country, for obvious reasons. 

and mind you i have only watched the first two eps, i’m sure there’s more and i’m justggfdjghdk

Okay sorry for that tangent lol. onward to your actual question… you asked about Jackady (Simon Says). And the thing with this episode, is that is heavily implies that Gabe has figured out his son is Chat Noir. 

[gifs from this post]

Like. 

Very, very heavily.

There is no way around that. He knows. Hawkmoth or not, Gabriel at least suspects it’s the ring [which he knows about because he has a book on the miraculous]. 

Now…the problem with this being episode 10? It’s because after this, the rest of the season, he’s just gone. He’s not seen again until the final episode lol. Bubbler is episode 9 [so right before this one]. And Mr Pigeon [the only other ep he really appears in] is episode…5? 6? I forget. 

Again…Hawkmoth or not, it seems really…odd??? for it to be so early on lol. For him to know for all that time and do literally nothing about it. And don’t pull the “lol but he doesn’t care what Adrien does” cos i will fight you. He’s distant and yes totally neglectful and downright emotionally abusive [tho unintentionally i imagine] but he’s not a heartless monster. He cares about his kid.  

But yea, originally it was episode …18?? for the english version [according to the wiki], which is a bit better. French version was directly before Volpina, the ep in which he is studying the book with the miraculous in it [probably researching whether or not he was correct about the ring lol]…it’s just like, the further away from Volpina the ep is, the less sense it makes to me??? It loses it’s relevance the further away it gets, so it just really fuckin baffles me. 

Also, as a personal note, i could honestly ramble and rant about the Agreste family drama for days, cos it’s literally my favourite aspect of the show… i love it more than the love square, i love it more than fuckin adrino and chloenette, i love it more than butts i love it more than air. so just… mashing it all together right in the beginning, instead of spreading it out and letting it breathe a little…. idk it just fuckin gets to me ok? it bothers me a lot.

But maybe that’s just me tho.

Luke Arnold:  [The shark scene] was the first time it got to be just the two of us doing a big sequence together to that extent. We definitely top that in Season 4 — there is so much Flint and Silver stuff and it gets really, really deep. There’s a lot to look forward to on that side.

Me, halfway through Season 4:

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summary: the feelings for your friends with benefits are changing. months pass, and you feel your gut telling you that you want more. you’re just not sure if he feels the same.

college student!reader, friends with benefits!jungkook

piece 1, piece 2, piece 3

this component is based off russ’s cherry hill

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Hanging out with other bi folks

Pros:

  • You can watch movies and discuss how attractive literally everyone is
  • The queer headcanons for said movie characters are A+
  • You can complain about bi erasure together
  • You can reassure each other of your validity
  • You can have wholesome and supportive conversations
  • You can learn from each other’s experiences
  • There will probably be cookies

Cons:

  • There are none

When will Akutagawa start calling Atsushi by his name?

Akutagawa has been making a point of calling Atsushi a “man-tiger” (”Jinko”, 人虎) or “you” (貴様, “Kisama” which is a very rough and rude way of addressing someone and can also be translated as “you bastard” or “you son of a bitch”, that sort of thing) since the first time they met.

We know that Aku doesn’t have a problem with remembering names (he calls Kyouka by her name, Higuchi is Higuchi for him, Dazai is Dazai-san etc. etc.).

Atsushi, naturally, gets special treatment.

When they first met Atsushi was Aku’s mission target, the one he was trying to retrieve for Port Mafia to get the promised huge reward for Atsushi’s capture. It was probably easier to think of Atsushi as an object, a mark, someone who is defined by and reduced to his ability (Aku might do it a lot with his marks, it’s easier to finish off someone when you don’t think about them as a person). Hence the “man-tiger”, “jinko” (as if it’s all Atsushi is).

Akutagawa might use this way of distancing himself from the people he’s supposed to kill or capture, to subconsciously protect himself from developing any feelings of sympathy for them.

But what about the second time they met? Third time etc.?

The reason “Jinko” nickname stuck with Atsushi and Aku made a point of never calling Atsushi by his actual name (and at this point it’s 100% deliberate, there’s NO WAY Akutagawa doesn’t know Atsushi’s name) could be because of resentment and jealousy that Aku felt after he learned that Atsushi is Dazai’s new subordinate, the one who is, in Dazai’s words, much better than Aku.

Why would he bother being nice to someone who (in Aku’s opinion) stole the attention and respect of the only person that matters, which Aku has been desperately trying to gain for ages, to no avail?

Now the question is, what kind of miracle (and it’ll take nothing less than a miracle at this point) needs to happen for Aku to change his attitude and to act friendlier with Atsushi and to be able to call him by his name?

(btw isn’t it funny that the ED of S1 of BSD is “Namae wo Yobu Yo” by Luck Life which means “I’ll Call You Name”. The lyrics are quite interesting, I’ve always wondered if it could be in any way related to Akuatsu. Wishful thinking, probably).

I could see several scenarios.


1.  Atsushi saves someone who is really close and important to Akutagawa (Gin, there are no other candidates tbh). And dropping the “man tiger” nickname is Aku’s expression of gratitude, a “quod pro quo” of sorts because he doesn’t want to owe the man-tiger anything (or maybe he was lectured by Gin about it and had to agree).


2. Dazai tricks Aku into calling Atsushi by his name using some convoluted plan (HE WOULD, plus Aku doesn’t listen to many people but he might actually listen to Dazai once in a while).


3.  It just slips out. And keeps slipping out. Again, and again, and a few more times. Until Aku gives up and just switches to “Nakajima” (not sure that he would want to be on a first-name basis with his former sworn enemy, so Nakajima would probably feel more natural to him).

I could see this kind of scenario if they keep being partnered to go on joint missions for a while, maybe after a couple of years or so.

”Atsushi” though …. might come after MANY YEARS of working together, saving each other’s asses over and over again, coming to realize that they do, in fact, care whether their partner lives or dies. I don’t see it happening anytime soon, although who knows, maybe Asagiri will surprise us all (fingers crossed but not getting too hopeful).


4.   Aku does it on a dare from Chuuya or Dazai (provided he agrees to that dare, which is a bit hard to believe, but it depends on what’s at stake. Would a “favorite subordinate” badge from Dazai do the trick?).


5.  If Akutagawa wanted something from Atsushi and the only way Atsushi agreed to it is if Aku dropped the “Jinko” nickname. Once again, the favor has to be HUGE for Aku to agree. After all, Atsushi made him promise not to kill people for half a year, he has more power over Aku than he himself realizes.


6.  If Aku starts viewing Atsushi as an ally instead of an enemy / rival, and decides to drop the nickname all by himself. Now what needs to happen for Atsushi to gain that sort of change of heart in Aku is anyone’s guess.


7.  Nothing changes, the nickname gets stuck forever, Atsushi will have to deal with it (he’s probably used to “Jinko” by now anyway). The only difference will be that with time, “Man-tiger” will (hopefully) stop feeling like an insult, but more of a nickname, sometimes exasperated, sometimes (maybe) dangerously close to an endearment.


“A rose by any other name would smell as sweet”
William Shakespeare

No idea is a bad idea Illumi
  • Hisoka: I’ve got an idea.
  • Illumi: We’re not gonna murder anyone.
  • Hisoka: I don’t have any ideas.