prob like 10

half and half soriel junk aka when ur pal is super goofy and showy when u dance and u realize hes damn cute

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Flint. She wants him dead and she wants me to do it.

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iKON’s cheeky maknae: Jung Chanwoo

Chanwoo [on Hanbin]:  If you know him well, he’s really not the bad boy type.  He’s the type to be a completely open book like an idiot. (trans cr. @ikonot7)

New milestone - blaze it.

Husband!Minghao
  • The Best Friend™ Husband
  • he loves you but you can sure as hell bet that he’s always ready to go for the drag
  • don’t get me wrong, Minghao definitely has a romantic side with his wife and he’s probably adorable when you were still his girlfriend but when girlfriend turns into wife… well people get comfortable and you two go from 
  • Him: “Oh do you want to order mint ice cream and share?”
  • You who hates mint ice cream: “Yeah..!”
  • to 
  • “Why do you always buy mint ice cream, you know I hate it” “Its the only thing i can love in peace, you finish everything else”

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wanna one as teachers

may or may not be based on real teachers???


yoon jisung:

you’ve heard rumors of this teacher being a crack addict, and honestly, they’re probably right. unsure if he’s high on opium cocaine or just a super enthusiastic person. always has this weird smile on his face. sometimes he comes in after lunch and his eyes are red. kicks the door all the time and does magic tricks for the class.

ha sungwoon:

that one super short teacher who you can’t tell if he’s a teacher or a student from the back profile. one day when there’s a fire drill, you’ll inevitably lose him in a sea of students. extremely short-tempered but can be fun at times.

hwang minhyun:

kind of paranoid at times, like he’ll just stop talking in the middle of his lesson and ask “is there someone behind me?” and slowly turn around?? stutters a lot but has some sick roasts. tilts his head a lot when he speaks and forgets things really easily, like one day he’ll ask you to pass out some stuff and when you give him back the extras he’ll be like “what’s that?” and stare at you creepily. 

ong seongwoo:

the one who’s super cool with all the students bc he graduated college like 2 years ago. everyone likes him and his classroom is the hangout at lunch. people sign up for his class solely bc he’s teaching. very friendly and tries to get to know you. 

kim jaehwan:

some students caught him smoking weed behind the gym one day. mysteriously absent on april 20th. doesn’t really teach, and students throw food at him all the time. randomly leaves class without telling students. always has the same 7/11 coffee cup in his hand even if it’s 1 pm. loses your papers all the time, and too lazy to grade anything. just ends up throwing half your assignments away.

kang daniel:

this teacher just really loves pets. like he has pictures of his cats and dogs as his wallpaper. he’ll miss like two weeks of school in the beginning of the year to take his dogs to a dog competition in minnesota. brings his dogs to class sometimes. always has stains on his clothing. i swear he just rolled out of bed and threw on whatever the hell was lying on the floor.

park jihoon:

tries to teach a foreign language but students take advantage of his kindness to fuck around in his class. you’ll probably never learn anything and cheat on every test. everyone talks in his class during tests, so you’ll probably just take out your phone and google translate all the answers. tells students about his problems and asks them for advice a lot. 

park woojin:

the pe teacher that everyone hates loves. he drives that same busted-up ugly ass car to school everyday even though he’s rich af and seeing him first thing in the morning totally ruins your mood. he wears the same outfit everyday. every damn day. is he jungkook or something?? only owns one set of outfits prob. apparently he has like 10 jars of empty peanut butter containers in his office?? 

bae jinyoung:

the teacher that you drove insane and into retirement. while you were watching exo showtime on your phone, this teacher was teaching to the two people who were actually paying attention. gets angry after he finds out no one cares about what he’s talking about and proceeds tells you his life story while you play card games with your friends. very oblivious, you probably can cheat while sitting right in front of his desk.

lee daehwi:

super sweet teacher who actually genuinely cares for his students :’) the coolest classroom + has his own wifi?? has swivel chairs and yoga balls, makes class way more fun. has an umbrella for his students to use on rainy days if they have to run to the office or something. this teacher makes everyone soft ;;

lai guanlin:

everyone thinks this fobby teacher comes from asia but he’s actually from louisiana. very addicted to milk tea. not afraid to call you out for your stupidity. “lol these questions are for like 3rd graders in taiwan wtf you mean you can’t do it?” tells you stories of how many car accidents he’s gotten into and how many cars he’s totally destroyed. gets off topic really easy. 


if you go to my school pls don’t expose me

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So as someone who really loves cooking, I can say for a fact that I really love anime and manga that involve cooking. 

One that I’m particularly fond of is Yumeiro Patissiere, because oh my god the food looks so amazing and I always feel hella inspired to make dellicious stuff whenever I watch the show.

Yesterday, I decided to take a crack at a sort of tedious (But super worth it) dish called the Mille Crepe, which basically means I make a jillion crepes, make some pastry cream to swipe over those lil guys, add some fruits, and make a cake out of it. So that’s what I did. 

And oh my god, it looked and tasted so rad.

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Mille Crepe aux Fraises
(serves: probs like 10 people)

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Ingredients for Crepes-

  • 2 cups milk
  • ¾ cup water
  • 4 eggs
  • 1 egg yolk
  • 6 Tablespoons butter, melted
  • 2 Tablespoons sugar
  • 2 teaspoon vanilla
  • ¼ tsp salt
  • 2 cups flour
  • oil or clarified butter for cooking the crepes

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Ingredients for Filling-

  • 2 cups milk
  • 2 cups heavy cream
  • 8 egg yolks
  • 2 Tbsp corn starch
  • 2/3 cup sugar
  • approx 2 tsp vanilla (give or take)
  • Thinly sliced strawberries (as needed)

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Procedure for Crepes-

  • Mix all the ingredients with a regular hand held whisk. Combine them thoroughly because you don’t want any lumps in this beautiful masterpiece, right? Just remember, the anti-anthem of this recipe is ‘My Humps’ by fergie. ye.
  • Once that’s all done, let it chill in the fridge for an hour, and in that time, work on your pastry cream.
  • Once that’s all ready, heat a large pan up to high and brush it with cooking oil or clarified butter. Once it’s hot enough, pour about a ladle-full of crepe batter on. Move the pan around and stuff so that the batter’s thinly spread and sorta circular.
  • Wait until the edges are pale and starting to brown, then flip it over and let it cook for one more minute. After that, plop that shit onto a plate and repeat for the rest of the batter till you’re out. IF YOU ARE HAVING ISSUES WITH FLIPPING THINGS OR WHATEVER, CLICK HERE FOR A DUMB TUTORIAL.
  • Once all your crepes are done, let them chill in the fridge for about 20 minutes until they’re not hella hot anymore, then get started on dat cake-makin process.

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Procedure for Pastry Cream-

  • Put the milk, vanilla and heavy cream in a medium sized sauce pan and heat for about 5-10 minutes, until it’s hot but not boiling, then remove it from the heat.
  • During that time, mix the eggs, corn starch, and sugar in a bowl. Temper them by gradually adding about a cup of the hot cream mixture into the eggs while stirring it a shit ton so the eggs don’t curdle.
  • Once it’s tempered, pour the egg and cream mixture into the rest of the cream and turn the heat on low. Stir frequently to prevent the eggs from curdling and keep at it until it’s thick enough to cover the back of a wooden spoon.
  • Once that happens, remove it from the heat and put the custard in a sealed container, refrigerate until it’s what’s cooler than bein cool. 

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Assembly-

  • Place one crepe on the plate, then add a thin layer of cream and then some strawberries, then top it with another crepe and repeat.
  • Don’t add strawberries to every single layer and use the cream sparingly, this is a cake not a mess of cream and fruit you gosh darn plebians.
  • Let it chill for at least an hour in the fridge, covered, so the cake will set. I neglected to do this because I am a dumb, but don’t be like me. Be better than me. 

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And ye. that’s it. you just made a super fancy cake. I hope you’re proud of yourself cause I am. Now eat it. EAT AND EMBRACE THE FACT THAT YOU WASTED SO MUCH TIME MAKING SUCH AN AMAZING DESSERT.

Feed it to your favorite person. They will be so impressed trust me omg. 

aight nerds, well, I’d love to stay and chat buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut I don’t wanna stay and chat. 

Later, nerds. Later.