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The Boy Next Door

Summary: You didn’t used to hate the boy next door.

Word Count: 1289

Warnings: Angst, swearing

A/N: this is going to be a crazy ride y’all. also niall just released his new song and I’m about to die

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anonymous asked:

Hi Evie! I am a 20 year old girl who has been interested in kink for about 5 years, mildly practicing it privately for 2 years, and have began really trying to gain a foundation of education on BDSM throughout this year. Basically, I am not clueless, but feel pretty close to it! I would like to get into my local scene, but 1) I am extremely shy, 2) I don't know what to expect/how to present myself, and 3) I don't know where to start. I also feel I'll be viewed as too young. Any suggestions? <3


I think you are totally on the right path! I actually just made a video to help out shy people, new people and introverts getting started in public kink. I highly recommend you watch it, which you can see here. 

Also make sure to read the description. I link several videos to go over what to expect at dungeons, general public kink etiquette, and what sloshes / munches / ect are like and what they are, and how to find events.

Best of luck!


  • The cute boy who answers the phone?
  • Why is there a letter of resignation on my desk? 
  • I want to hear you say it out loud.
  • You didn’t move down here because I kissed you.
  • You so moved down here because I kissed you.
  • This divorce is killing us! You need to go apologize.
  • Just say you were wrong for walking out, so we can go back to being a happy family.
  • Do you think there’s something wrong with having sex with a woman who wants you to call her… mama?
  • You can’t just bring somebody in.
  • I saved her life. I saved your asses.
  • That’s why I didn’t tell you she was coming.
  • I’m ignoring the stripper. Today is a day for ignoring things. I am all business today.
  • I don’t even know if he’s normal. One minute he’s hot, the next minute he’s arctic
  • This is a woman who has needs, who has wants, who needs and wants magic in her life.
  • This is not a dirty little joke that you can make your dirty little jokes about, dirty man.
  • You don’t know me at all. You think you do, but you don’t, so don’t call me names.
  • Pain is what forces us to grow.
  • I barely notice your incredible breasts or your cellulite-free thighs because your brain is such an immense turn-on to a man as highly evolved as I am.
  • Oh, you’re… wow, you’re naked.
  • I know, and you’re… beautiful. I’m sorry, I… thought I could but…
  • You can’t reject me, you have low standards… you have no standards!
  • Were you completely naked? Did you stand in front of him like a pealed banana while he looked over your best parts?
  • Sex is best when you feel like you want to kill the other person.
  • It’d be weird to punch him out now, right?
  • I miss the good old days. When life and death was decided by God instead of doctors.
  • You are a… a judger. You’re a judgy judger who has no right to judge until she tries it for herself.
  • Hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
  • Yeah, well, at least you’re getting out there. Me? Two dates seems to be my limit.
  • Okay, so we’ll wait. I’m good with waiting. I’m happy with waiting.
  • I’m not the one who ruined lives here today.
  • Who knew that meaningless sex could be amazing?
  • I am sex-less. I am without sex. 
  • I thought I was okay with it. But I’m not sure if I am okay with it.
  • I want you to talk to me. Do you not see that we are a perfect match and you’re screwing it up?
  • Your brother’s an ass. His vision is probably impaired because he can’t see past his own ego.
  • No, he’s going to be an ass, like he’s always been.
  • You’re mine and I’m not walking away because you’re scared.
  • So… I am fighting now… because I love you. And I think we can be something.