private mail

U.S. PRESIDENT AND TERRIFYING DERANGED SERIAL KILLER ANDREW JACKSON ENDORSED THE POSTMASTER GENERAL’S IDEA OF LETTING MAIL CARRIERS WITHHOLD AND DISPOSE OF PEOPLE’S PRIVATE MAIL WITHOUT NOTICE IN ORDER TO STOP THE SPREAD OF ANTI-SLAVERY LITERATURE IN THE SOUTH, SO I DON’T WANT TO HEAR HIS NAME AND “FREE SPEECH” IN THE SAME BREATH! EITHER YOU LIKE ANDREW JACKSON OR YOU LIKE FREE SPEECH, THE TWO ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE, YOU CANNOT HAVE BOTH.

See, this is why I love the ManChildTrump Kool-Aid drinkers:

Trump violated the Constitution. Hillary’s e-mails!

 Trump and his henchmen are using their own private e-mail server (exactly what they complained about Hillary doing). Hillary’s e-mails!

 Trump signed an Executive Order without knowing what provisions it contained. Hillary’s e-mails!

 Trump appointed a president from Goldman Sachs (the very company he complained about Hillary delivering speeches to) to be Secretary of the Treasury. Hillary’s e-mails!

Trump wants to make it legal for investment brokers to NOT work in the best interests of their clients. Hillary’s e-mails!

Trump’s EPA head wants to remove things that destroy our atmosphere from the list of things that destroy our atmosphere. Hillary’s e-mails!

 Yep, you Trump voters sure showed everybody else.

We decided to take the plunge and try to feature voice acting in Vicboys: A datingsim set in the Victorian age.

THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND 

  • Vicboys is set in the Victorian Age. So we’ll be looking for British voice actors or people who can pull off a British accent.
  • We have a wide set of over 25 characters, from young children to old people. 
  • It’s a commercial project.
  • We can only offer you full credit and experience. (Any other payment methods like an exchange of services can be discussed.)
  • The sprites will be revealed after de demo. Once you get cast you will be able to see the whole sprite and we’ll send you more background information on the character(s).
  • You’ have until 11:59pm on the 31st of May - Central European Time [UTC + 1] to send your submission. 

HOW TO APPLY

If you meet these requirements please follow these steps:

  • Find a character from the images below that you want to audition for. We encourage you to try out for multiple characters. We’ve got a lot of them after all!
  • We want all the applicants to at least say the following lines for every character they’d like to audition for: Hello, I’m [name]. I’m a character from the upcoming datingsim: Vicboys. But feel free to add on to this or change it to your liking. We also believe it’s important to give voice actors the freedom to improvise. This is something we’d like to pursue in the final production as well.
  • Please record yourself with a decent microphone and send your files to sakubakachan@gmail.com and put “Vicboys voice acting”  in the title of your e-mail.

People who’d like to try out for one of the suitors can find more information about their personalities here:

Jeremy - FabianKyūri - Dario - Petrus (Pronounced like Pay-trus) - Jaiden

If you have any questions you can send us a private message or e-mail. Thank you for reading. We appreciate it if you could share this post :)


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“If the election were on October 27, I’d be your President.“ ~Hillary Rodham Clinton

Clinton, referring to the 28 October letter Mr. Comey sent to Congressional leaders saying the FBI would continue investigating whether Clinton sent additional classified emails from a private e-mail server while she was Secretary of State.

She said she “was on the way to winning until the combination of Jim Comey’s letter on October 28 and Russian Wikileaks raised doubts.”

Biggest “October Surprise” of all-time. Everyone thought Hillary was headed for victory because guess what? She was! The Comey letter switched it from “pussy grabber” back to “e-mails!”

Hillary is right. If the election had been held on October 27th, she would have won.

“She fought through everything, and she prevailed against it all. But, you know, then at the end, we had the Russians and the FBI deal. But she couldn’t prevail against that. She did everything else and still won by 2.8 million votes.

The finest vote counter in America is Nate Silver. He told you what costed the election.” ~President Bill Clinton

AU ideas!

➸ gets into a cab only to find someone else already inside AU
out walking their dog who starts chasing after the other person’s dog AU
cat/dog runs away and other person finds it AU
mistaken identity AU
pen pals AU
sit next to each other in orchestra AU
partners in (literal) crime AU (theft? fraud? hacking? murder?)
partners in dance class AU
trapped on a deserted island together AU
wizard AU where one accidentally apparates into the wrong house
protester and police officer AU
lab partners AU
new neighbors AU
one’s blind and falls in love with the other’s voice AU
hair stylist/make up artist and actor/model AU
bffs when they were little but one moved away and they run into each other again AU
mailman(/woman) and person who receives a lot of mail AU
private detective and client AU
➸ archaeologist AU
paramedic AU
runaway royalty and confused commoner AU
android and human AU
ghosts in love AU
go to the same support group AU
just keep running into each other everywhere AU
orchestra player/pianist and concertgoer AU
younger siblings are best friends AU
photographer and model AU
writer and editor AU
immortal and non-immortal AU
➸ screenwriter and director AU
greek god and roman counterpart AU
ALL OF THE AUS

Quick reminder that the Democratic Party didn’t start this “Get all huffy over a technicality” game.

Trump demanded to see Obama’s personal papers for years.

Trump continually dragged up an incident with a private e-mail server.

Trump’s campaign benefited from a slew of day-to-day e-mail leaks.

Trump constantly reminds people of every single missed step in the media and brands them “fake news”.

Trump proved that this strategy works.

People are simply adjusting to the new rules. They’re playing the same game now. And guess what? It’s not fun. It’s really annoying. But when you force a hand, that’s on you.

I need help

I can’t believe I’m doing this, but after the events that occurred today, I feel like I have no choice

to anyone who doesn’t follow me, hi. my name is Ben. I’m an 18-year-old transgender male (pre-everything) in college. 

my mother is extremely manipulative and abusive. she has been invading my privacy for as long as I can remember, demanding to know the password to my email and not allowing me to put a passcode on my cell phone. she also put a tracker on my phone that I can now disable but not remove. she has also been very controlling of my finances. I earned scholarships that help me pay for college, but she has admitted to using some of my money that I earned on my own from working and even looks at all of my purchases (since my debit card is under her bank account). on top of all of this, she has also emotionally abused me by cutting off my communication with certain friends and constantly belittling my mental health and gender identity.

this past month has been a lot worse than usual. I have been planning to move into an apartment off-campus next semester with my girlfriend (my mom thinks she is just my best friend). the apartment is a lot cheaper than living on-campus and offers a great living situation. I brought her on a tour of the apartment yesterday, but because she wants to control every aspect of my life, suddenly we “can’t afford it.” when I showed how upset I was, she called me a bitch but still demanded that I eat lunch with her. I refused, telling her I was uncomfortable, and she decided to threaten me by saying if I didn’t sign the lease to live on-campus next semester, she and my dad would personally go into my dorm room, pack all my things, and bring me home early, therefore withdrawing me from my school. fast-forward to today. I woke up sick and decided to skip my 8 a.m. class (I emailed my teacher to let him know). my mom then calls me up a few hours later yelling at me for missing class. at some point she admitted that she has been accessing my school email and finding out if I’ve been going to class or not–instead of just, you know, asking me. keep in mind that I’m 18 years old (a legal adult), my school email has personal information in it, and violating someone else’s private mail is considered illegal

I know it’s a lot to ask, but if you have any money that you’re willing to send my way, I would really appreciate it. this situation with my mother has gone on for far too long. I don’t have a steady job right now (I’m working part-time online and working every now and then as a babysitter) because I’m a full-time student. I have a bit of money to start my own bank account, but I would graciously accept anything you want to give me. I need to start getting money as soon as possible so I can cut ties with her completely. even as little as a few cents would go a long way.

my PayPal is bldiodene@gmail.com

thank you so much in advance.

Rules (JB)

For: Anonymous

Prompt:  JB as the beast and y/n as Belle.

Okay so I started this about four or five times with four or five different plot lines. And this probably isn’t exactly what you wanted but it’s what I ended up with. I hope you’re not too disappointed.

Other staff at the cleaning company you worked for had warned you.

“He’s moody.” They’d said.

“He’s anti-social.”

“He’s volatile.”

“He’s downright mean.”

After working for your new client for almost two weeks you  didn’t know why everyone had been so quick to speak badly of him. Okay, so he hadn’t said a lot to you since you’d started working for him. And yes, when you did cross paths he did tend to glower at you. And admittedly he had snapped at you once when all you’d done was pick up his mail and put it on the sideboard to stop people standing on it. But it had only been once and as he’d pointed out his mail was private correspondence and tidying it away wasn’t on your job list. Overall though working for Mr Im was like working for anyone else, you just had a few more rules to follow. Such as:

‘Don’t pick up the mail.’

‘Only was the clothes in the downstairs laundry basket, not the upstairs laundry basket.’ Since you hadn’t come across one pair of boxers or briefs while doing laundry you were assuming that was what was kept in the upstairs basket. If so the fact he didn’t want you to see his underwear was kind of cute. If not then it meant he preferred to go commando which probably wasn’t something you should be thinking about. The avenues your brain went down when you did were inappropriate to say the least.

And the most important rule. ‘Never enter the room opposite the study.’ He’d told you this one at least three times.

This rule baffled you slightly. You were allowed into his bedroom to make the bed, you were allowed into his bathroom to clean and into his study to dust. Those were surely the three most personal spaces in a person’s home. So you had no idea what he could be keeping in his spare room that was so private that he didn’t want to let you in there to clean.

As someone who watched far too many crime dramas your mind had strayed to some very dark places. Was he hiding shrines to the people he’d stalked and killed? A torture chamber? Freezers full of body parts?

As someone who watched far too many Disney movies your mind had strayed to some less dark but more ridiculous places. Did he have a sister who was scared of her own magical powers and was hiding away from the world? Was it a doorway to another dimension like in Monsters, Inc? Had a witch cursed him to be an anti-social recluse until the day he died unless he found love before all the petals wilted from a magical rose and that was the room he kept it in?

Okay, maybe comparing him to the Beast from Beauty and the Beast was a little harsh. You couldn’t expect everyone to like you.

And you managed to stay out of that room and out of trouble for another two weeks. And then came the day that the electrician knocked on the door. He’d come to look at the lights in the kitchen which had been flickering even though Mr Im had changed the bulbs twice. You’d told him you thought it might be mice, they’d chewed wires in your grandparents’ house and the same thing had happened there but he’d just grunted and carried on down the hallway to his study. And then apparently he’d called an electrician. Now, you were allowed to answer the door and sign for packages as long as you didn’t touch the said packages but you weren’t allowed to let workmen into the house without getting Mr Im’s go ahead first, even if they had ID, that was clearly stated on your rules list. So you’d asked the electrician to wait and had gone back into the house to find him.

Being loud inside was something else that was forbidden, ‘Work quietly and don’t make unnecessary noise’ being rule number seven on your list so rather than shout for him you’d gone door to door, knocking on each door and then pushing it open slightly so you could check he wasn’t just ignoring you, as he was wont to do. Ignoring you was something he was good at. And without thinking you were soon knocking on the door to the spare room and pushing that open too.

And you were met with a room lined with bookcases. Okay, so that had not been what you were expecting when he’d told you to keep out. Unless they were filled with books he’d be embarrassed at you finding him reading. But no, they were just books you’d find on anyone’s bookshelves you realised as you stepped further into the room and started scanning the titles. Some were fiction, some were non-fiction. There were fantasy novels, crime novels, some classic works. Reading was something of a passion of yours and you soon found yourself running your fingers over the spines of the books, trying to decide which one to pick up first. And then you remembered you weren’t in a library or a bookshop, you were somewhere you shouldn’t be and you pulled your hand back quickly and began backing out of the room. Only to bump into something solid.

As you turned, surprised, you realised that the something solid was Im Jaebum. Your client and employer Im Jaebum who had warned you never to step foot into this particular room. And he looked furious.

“Um… I was…” you started to say but the look on his face made you stop. He looked hurt as well as angry.

And the yelling you’d been expecting since you’d turned to see him there never came. There was a beat of silence as he continued to frown down at you and then he said the words “I thought I could trust you.”

He said them ever so calmly and ever so quietly but they still hit you like a slap in the face, and the thing was you weren’t even sure why. It wasn’t like you were that close. But nonetheless you found yourself stumbling over your words as you tried to explain yourself. “You can I just… you weren’t in your room, or the study… and there’s a man at the door… an electrician and…”

“Electrician…” he repeated.

“I didn’t want to let him in without asking you first.” You explained.

“Right.” He said, not looking any happier. And with that he turned on his heel and walked out of the room.

For a second all you could do was stand there, rooted to the spot. You’d expected him to blow up at you, yell at you and tell you that you were fired. Maybe he still would.  You hadn’t expected was for him to look so sad, so disappointed. You found yourself hurrying after him.

You caught up to him just before he made it to the front door and you grabbed his arm. Okay, so the electrician had been waiting for a while but he could wait a little longer. This was important.

“Look,” you said as he stopped and turned, a look of confusion on his face, “I’m sorry. I’m really sorry. Honestly, I wasn’t thinking when I opened that door, I was so focussed on finding you. And then I saw all the books and I know it sounds silly but I just couldn’t help myself, it was like they were drawing me in and before I knew it I was in the middle of the room and…”

“I like books.” He said, cutting you off, his eyes taking on a faraway look. “But she loved them. If I came home and couldn’t find her that’s where she’d be.”

You didn’t know what to say to that. In the month you’d worked for him the only emotion Mr Im had ever shown was mild annoyance. And now he was standing in front of you, shoulders slumped, a real vulnerability in his eyes and in his voice and you had no idea what to do. “I’m sorry.” You said again. You desperately wanted to know who this ‘she’ was and why she wasn’t around, how she’d hurt him so badly but you didn’t want to push him. “I didn’t mean to upset you.”

“It’s not…” he started to say but he was interrupted by the ringing of the doorbell. He straightened up, the mask of indifference he’d worn since you’d met him slipping back into place. “I’d better let him in.” he said.

“I don’t know if it’s something you’re ready to talk about yet…” you said to his retreating back, “… but if you ever decide it is, then I’m here.” You told him. “I’d listen.” Saying so was a risk, you knew that. There was still every chance that he was going to fire you. You’d broken rule number one after all. But the look on his face when he’d mentioned her… whoever she was… he’d looked heartbroken.

Mr Im paused for a second, his back still to you. “I’ll think about it.” He said quietly. And then he stepped forward to open the door.

I’ll think about it…

Maybe you weren’t going to be fired after all. But more importantly than that maybe he would. Maybe he would think about it and maybe he would talk to you. You hoped so. You couldn’t help thinking it would do him good.

Voice Actors

Hi, guys, do you remember  I talking about a new project? Well the authors and I need your help.

Here I leave the invitation that one of the authors does.

Mr. Platin says:

Hi everybody, I’m looking forward some voice actors to my coming comic, Zootopia Retribution.
Here the voice subjects:
-Judy Hopps ( rabbits )
-Nick P. Wilde ( fox )
-Chief Bogo
-Jack Savage ( rabbit, men )
-Sky ( vixen )
-Stu Hopps and Bony Hopps ( rabbits )
-Agent X ( wolf, men )
- Dr. Kagan ( dog, men )
-Serenity
-Sheep
-some background polices and agents

Write me here ( https://plus.google.com/u/0/116985935401868141741 ) here or in the Youtube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi_hQVP6hqaTb_vPGzXhq_w ) private,Hangouts, G-mail ( gyuszos@gmail.com ) if you want to /can be the voice actor some of them
.  

Or you can send me a message and I will contact you with the author. With heart we hope you can help us.

hi everyone im in inpatient again.

please note that this is in no way an URGENT request or anything. just want to make that clear.

so three weeks after being discharged from the eating disorder ward, im back. much like last time I have nooo clue how long I’ll be here. I’m depressed and grouchy and I have a headache.

anyway some people have asked about sending me stuff so. i have an Amazon wish list full of frivolous presents and stuff here. if you want to send something by mail personally send me a message and I can send you the mailing address privately!

you can also donate to my PayPal at bonescollide@hotmail.com to a) help me keep my outside life together and b) allow me to buy more frivolous crap to make me feel better about my shit situation.

OK thanks love u

Well, that escalated quickly…. (Donald, you do realise that the children were actors too, don’t you?)

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About time for an updated commissions sheet. ^^;

I enjoy drawing OCs, cartoons, animals. I reserve the right to refuse a commission for any reason. Prices remain flexible for complexity and full body/less than full body status.

Send an ask, private message, or e-mail to commission. ^_^

Payment through paypal: komodomatta@hotmail.co.uk - I will send an invoice.

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Get to Know Me Meme

Favorite Male Actors (4/5): Tom Hanks

“There isn’t any great mystery about me. What I do is glamorous and has an awful lot of white-hot attention placed on it. But the actual work requires the same discipline and passion as any job you love doing, be it as a very good pipe fitter or a highly creative artist.”

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Hi. I’m looking to sell some of my older paintings, or else, some originals in general if there’s something you were interested in but do not see displayed here. There are a couple animal paintings stashed someplace where I can’t find them, so I’ll update the post if/when they turn up. [Tumblr seemed to have issues formatting this post, so please send me a message if anything looks weird… or upside down.]

More of what is available can be found in this post: https://chainsmoke-art.tumblr.com/post/160708290210/hi-im-looking-to-sell-some-of-my-older

Please inquire via private message or e-mail avidinterest@gmail.com for the pricing of each individual piece, or make your best offer. They would be mailed to you matted and backed with a tracking number.

Though I’m generally hesitant to let go of my stuff, I could really use the money. If you know someone interested in purchasing original paintings/artwork, please signal boost.

Thank you very much in advance!

AU MasterPost

send me ship and AU and I’ll write it

➸ out walking their dog who starts chasing after the other person’s dog AU
➸ cat/dog runs away and other person finds it AU
➸ mistaken identity AU
➸ pen pals AU
➸ sit next to each other in orchestra AU
➸ partners in (literal) crime AU (theft? fraud? hacking? murder?)
➸ partners in dance class AU
➸ trapped on a deserted island together AU
➸ wizard AU where one accidentally apparates into the wrong house
➸ protester and police officer AU
➸ lab partners AU
➸ new neighbors AU
➸ one’s blind and falls in love with the other’s voice AU
➸ hair stylist/make up artist and actor/model AU
➸ bffs when they were little but one moved away and they run into each other again AU
➸ mailman(/woman) and person who receives a lot of mail AU
➸ private detective and client AU
➸ archaeologist AU
➸ paramedic AU
➸ runaway royalty and confused commoner AU
➸ android and human AU
➸ ghosts in love AU
➸ go to the same support group AU
➸ just keep running into each other everywhere AU
➸ orchestra player/pianist and concertgoer AU
➸ younger siblings are best friends AU
➸ photographer and model AU
➸ writer and editor AU
➸ immortal and non-immortal AU
➸ screenwriter and director AU
➸ greek god and roman counterpart AU
➸we were skiing/snowboarding and got on the same lift and now the lift is stuck au
➸ski patrol au
➸mcdonalds au
➸you work at the ice cream stand across from my hamburger place and you’re cute au
➸the electricity went out and i don’t have candles au
➸you turned up at my door sopping wet and i dont know what else to do au
➸reached for the last item on the shelf au
➸detention au
➸playing romantic interests in a play au
➸time travel au
➸summer camp au
➸sat next to each other on the train/airplane/bus au
➸spilled my coffee all over your shirt/coffee shop au
➸roommates au
➸stuck in an airplane au
➸went on the school trip together au
➸"your sandcastle is pathetic” beach au
➸ballet au
➸boarding school au
➸romantic comedy scriptwriters AU
➸disney world characters au
➸Picking apples at grocery store when all of them fall down AU


HALLOWEEN

➸I tried to buy all the Halloween candy in a store before you could
➸Met trying to grab the last of a costume in a specific size
➸Came to the wrong Halloween party
➸Wore the same exact costume
➸Surprise decorating neighbors yard with fake spiders/webs
➸Pranked the wrong person on accident
➸Grabbed at the same time for the last copy of a scary movie
➸Came to investigate someone screaming next door
➸The kids we’re escorting to trick or treat dropped their bags
➸Accidentally scared a kid and their adult is angry
➸Dog chased me up a tree when I tried to knock on the door
➸Tried to get get the last perfectly round pumpkin at the same time
➸You took my pumpkin pie on accident and I have your apple one
➸I ran out of candy and aren’t you too old to be trick or treating
➸Hugged/kissed wrong person in a costume like my friend’s.

“The Kakapo is a large, flightless, nocturnal parrot native to New Zealand–and it is critically endangered. Conservationists were aware of its decline (primarily due to the introduction of mammalian predators to their ) as early as the late 1800s. In the 1970s, it was uncertain if any of the birds still lived. A small population was discovered and moved to predator-free islands, and as a result of the tireless efforts of the Kakapo Recovery Group, kakapo numbers slowly started to increase. As of June 2016, the entire species count is just shy of 160 birds–which, while still critical, is that many birds further away from extinction.” 

If any bird has cause to say "thanks”, I think the kakapo is a great candidate! :)

I wanted to design my own “Thank You” cards this year, as its now post-holidays, and many of us are wearing new socks, playing new games, and reading new books given to us by loved ones. I had a lot of fun making this, and hope it brings smiles to my friends and family.

If you are interested in a set of Kakapo Thank-You cards, I am printing a few extra sets–get in touch with me via e-mail or private message before January 10! $20 for a set of 10, with hand-stamped envelopes (three guesses as to what color the stamp will be).

Alternatively, there is another way to get a set that I’ll be sharing shortly…  

Attention all people on the autistic spectrum!

I’m an autistic radio DJ at 91.5 WDBK (DJ Hippie, host of That Gosh Darn Hippie Show), and I’m planning out a series of one minute clips for April for Autism Acceptance month that will star all of US! The rules for this are super simple…. All you need to do is make a recording introducing yourself, then share your experiences as an autistic person, info-dump about your special interest, share autistic headcanons for your favourite characters, tell people what you want them to know about actually autistic people, organizations that you like for autism (So people know other places to give besides Autism $peaks), or basically anything you want for 60 seconds (It can go a little over, too, if needed)! Then, send your recording to DJGoshDarnHippie@gmail.com ! You can make more than one, too, if you want (Note: If we get a lot of people for this, though, we might narrow down multiple submissions from the same person)! These clips will play almost like commercials or PSAs in between songs during breaks all throughout the month of April!

The main rule right now is just to not curse and to stay appropriate (This is going on the air, after all! Have to follow FCC rules). I’m hoping to get as many people as possible for this (Which is why I’m starting on this so early) so please spread the word around! If you have any questions, send me an ask, private message, or e-mail. Can’t wait to hear from you! Stay groovy!


Edit: A friend of mine told me that there are non-verbal autistic people who want to be involved, too. If you want a chance to share your experiences/special interest/ect. on the air and you’re nonverbal, you can have someone else read what you want to say on the air, or use a text-to-speech program if you can’t find someone else to help you. Also, if you want, you can send an e-mail with what you want to say and I can read it for you, too. Thank you very much for bringing this to my attention, Tim! Peace and love!


Edit 2: I noticed some people are saying they’re too nervous to speak on the air… For those who are too scared to or maybe even have anxiety, hopefully this will ease your worries a little bit: This won’t be live. Any mistakes or bloopers that you make can be edited out if you want to make it sound perfect (I often have to edit some shows myself for pre-recorded episodes). If that doesn’t help, you can also just send an e-mail with what you want to say and I can read on your behalf if you wish. Stay groovy!


Edit 3: Yes, Self-DXers are allowed! 

I am an innocent mother who just wants privacy and I show that by having a public instagram account where 90% of my photos are of my child who I want privacy for I am a mother and my family just wants a normal life and we clearly show that by stalking fan accounts and then trying to start fights, sending e-mails, leaking private information about the fans I mean we reALLY JUST WANT PRIVACY HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THAT also follow my instagram and twitter both @ innocentmotherbriana thanks
—  Briana the Innocent Mother Jungleworm