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Dylan Bernard Performs “Gasoline” at Private EP Launch Party

fembot77  asked:

Crack!Fic Prompt: The whole Caskett story set to the tune of Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how we became writer and muse, one sexy-ass pair     

In the theatre district, born and raised
In the library is where I spent most of my days
Writing in the stacks, using books as tools
Yachts, private parties, book launches, so cool
When one bad guy
Who was up to no good
Started killing people just like I would
I worked one case and talked to the mayor
He said “Go work with Detective Beckett, you make quite a pair!”

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But we just worked cases, putting bad guys away
She gave me a kiss and then she told me to shove it
I put on my flannel and tried not to love it

She got shot, and that was real bad
Sitting in the waiting room with my mom and her dad
Is this what real life is like?
She dates a guy who rides around on a bike?
I left her alone and then we were finally near
It took her a while to see my feelings were clear
If anything, I can say this love is rare
Our wedding is coming with marches and fanfare

I crashed my car around 7 or 8
And watches as she yelled my name in the air
She looked at the crash
It was finally fair
I got her back for that damn birthday scare!