Crack!Fic Prompt: The whole Caskett story set to the tune of Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I’ll tell you how we became writer and muse, one sexy-ass pair
In the theatre district, born and raised In the library is where I spent most of my days Writing in the stacks, using books as tools Yachts, private parties, book launches, so cool When one bad guy Who was up to no good Started killing people just like I would I worked one case and talked to the mayor He said “Go work with Detective Beckett, you make quite a pair!”
I begged and pleaded with her day after day But we just worked cases, putting bad guys away She gave me a kiss and then she told me to shove it I put on my flannel and tried not to love it
She got shot, and that was real bad Sitting in the waiting room with my mom and her dad Is this what real life is like? She dates a guy who rides around on a bike? I left her alone and then we were finally near It took her a while to see my feelings were clear If anything, I can say this love is rare Our wedding is coming with marches and fanfare
I crashed my car around 7 or 8 And watches as she yelled my name in the air She looked at the crash It was finally fair I got her back for that damn birthday scare!