prissy poodle

Character of the Day: Percy Jackson

Nicknames:

Boss, Camper Boy, Captain Salt Water, Kelp Head, Mr. Optimism, Pedro, Perry Johanson, Peter Johnson, Poodle Boy, Prissy, Seaweed Brain, Water Boy, Aquaman

Quotes:

“Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it’s a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.“ 

"I’m not saying hello to a pink poodle,” I said. “Forget it." "Percy,” Annabeth said. “I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle." The poodle growled. I said hello to the poodle. 

"Jumping out a window five hundred feet above ground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I’m wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck." 

. ”“Monkey bar,” Annabeth said. “I’m great at these.” She leaped onto to the first rung and start swinging her way across. She was scared of tiny spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure.“ 

"You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.”