Princess shirt with prison tattoos=most accurate description of Harry Styles I've ever read.
… I mean look at this baby-pink polka dot wearing,
Mermaid titty tat having,
Creme slik puffed sleeved tartlet.
This bright floral button up royal with the rebel swallow bird cleavage.
This “isn’t it fabulous you can see my laurel tats pointing directly to my d**k through my lace shirt that costs more than my tiara” princess of strumpets.
A sheer floral shirt of majesty the princess only wore once much to the despair of her subjects.
And the “I gotta cover up the mermaid tatas but let the vag breathe for live television in my crushed velvet dream of a princess shirt.”