These Touhou 4Kids posts are literally giving me cancer as I read them.
Now you listen and you listen here bub. Priscilla Harvey is a maverick for justice and freedom in America and she won’t have you besmirching her proud 4Kidsian Heritage. She’ll send you to the Shadow Realm like she did that one fortune teller.
(Jokes aside, ya do hafta admit that the posts’re kinda accurate)
Elvis Presley left Baptist Hospital at 1:55p.m. today with his wife Priscilla and their newborn daughter, Lisa Marie. Climbing into a long black Cadillac, Presley commented, “Oh, man, she’s too much,” when asked how he liked his daughter. He said he was “still a little shaky,” echoing his earlier comment when he brought his wife to the hospital Thursday. Mrs. Presley, dressed in a pink dress and with long, flowing hairdo, was pretty pleased with her daughter herself. “She’s perfect, she couldn’t be any better,” she told a reporter. The proud grandfather, Vernon Presley, said he liked his new role fine. “I think it’s going to be great,” he said. About 75 fans, including a number of Baptist Hospital student nurses, gathered outside the hospital entrance awaiting the singing star’s departure. Many more persons watched through hospital and nearby office building windows, including three construction workmen on the hospital roof. One hospital administrator said: “Today is the only day we’ve really had any trouble. I can’t keep my girls at work.”
Elvis and Priscilla Presley with Lisa Marie at Baptist Memorial Hospital in Memphis, TN, February 5, 1968.