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Hey guys! This has nothing to do with PJO but a week ago, when I came back from running, I found this dying baby on the street without too much hopes, so I started to take care of it, take it to the vet and feed it.

Now, luckily, it’s better, and if everything goes well, on Monday it could go fly and be free.

So, can I ask you a favor? Can you wish for it recovery? It health is the only thing that occupies my mind now.

Being a Chubby Girl and Dating Jerome

By: @weeniehut-jerome

Requested by:  @jaycecobb9

Could you do some Jerome headcanons of him dating a chubby girl? I love your writing and thank you! :)

A/N: Holy shit did I enjoy writing the ending! Hope you enjoy and feedback is always great, since it helps me improve these head canons for you all, so hopefully I can include imagines for requests. Two more new headcanon requests will uploaded very soon! By the way, hope you catch those 2 DC comic book references 😏😏😏


  • Whenever you and Jerome are out, he always makes it his top priority to show you off and make you feel beautiful
  • “Who’s this young lady here Jerome? “
  • “Well if you’d use your eyes, then you’d see that this gorgeous angel, is none other than my beautiful queen. Honestly Penguin, need me to get you a monocle or something so you can see?! “
  • “No… that’s stupid….. why would I need that for-ED! JEROME IS BEING MEAN TO ME! “
  • Ed just sighing cause he’ll probably end up murdering the two idiots for not letting him do his work, and he really doesn’t want to have to traumatize such a pretty girl
  • Jerome loves hugging you from behind, wrapping his arms around your body, that to him, is the body of a goddess
  • This usually ends in him starting a tickle war, and he’s ruthless
  • “Jerome! Haahahaa stOP IT! Ahhahaha!”
  • “Nope, I just love that pretty laugh of yours doll. Not to mention how much I love touching every part of your beautiful body.“
  • What you call your “chubby stomach”, he calls his baby’s little tum-tum
  • TUM-TUM KISSES EVERYWHERE!
  • You always feel like Jerome deserves someone who is actually pretty, someone that just isn’t as- big as you
  • However he thinks that he’s the one who doesn’t deserve you, someone as beautiful and kind like you, and just accepts him for who he is
  • “NO ONE, will EVER, compare to you in any way possible doll. “
  • Whenever you see someone who’s just drop dead gorgeous just come up to the two of you and start flirting with Jerome, you just look down and avoid eye contact, because you’re always scared Jerome might look in their direction and flirt back
  • Funny thing is, he never even takes his eyes off of you. He’ll just roughly push the person away and hold your hand ever so tightly
  • “Hey puddin’! Why don’t you and me leave this joint and-”
  • Le push onto the hard cold floor
  • “Not interested.”
  • If anyone ever dares to make snide comments about you or make you feel uncomfortable, well then-
  • *click-click BOOM!*
  • You would look at yourself in nothing but your undergarments, and just stare with hate and despair at the places in your body that made you feel so insecure
  • So you grabbed a black marker, and just started drawing lines on your body, lines that drew what you thought was the perfect body
  • When Jerome saw you drawing these lines, and saw the tears that slowly danced their way down your cheek, he was just heartbroken
  • He got a damp towel and wiped off all the lines, before moving on to wiping your ongoing tears
  • Next thing you know, Jerome is going through your makeup, pulling out a dark red shade of lipstick and messily applying it all over his plump lips
  • “Jerome…*sniff* …what are you doing?”
  • He then lifted you up from the cold floor, leading you to the bed you both share, and gently laying you down, as if you were a priceless jewel that would shatter at the softest touch
  • He’d take off his shirt, lipstick still in hand, and lean towards your tum-tum, a warm feeling as his breath hit you, before his soft lips kissed the surface of your skin, and leaving a single mark on your skin before leaving more all over your exposed body as he’d whisper sweet nothings into your ear
  • He’d then take the cap off the lipstick, and draws one single word on your body, before placing his smeared ruby lips on yours, and showing you that you truly were
  • BEAUTIFUL

anonymous asked:

I'm 4500 in credit card debt, how do I pay it off and still save money on minimum wage?

Your number one priority should be paying off that debt. Savings are great, but they mean nothing if you have debt to negate them. If you really want to do both at the same time, start by making monthly payments on that debt. If you want to actually pay it off, pay more than the minimum. Then set aside a little bit in savings every month. Do your monthly budget and figure out how much you can set aside to both your debt and your savings and really go all in right away and get that nonsense out of the way so you can really start saving.

[Working on a relationships page, if you want to be on it, and we’ve interacted at all, give this a like. Right now all that is there is Whiskers and he’s dead.]

Man, i don’t know what pissed it off this much, but I’ve been resting my arm all afternoon and it’s getting worse. Hopefully it’ll calm down overnight since icing didn’t help, or I’ll try some ibuprofen.

Maybe the sudden temperature spike made it angry, although I thought they preferred heat. I s2g if there’s a 10 degree range I can exist comfortably in…

the only things i care about anymore:

  • writing poems and drawing
  • getting enough sleep
  • not being cold
  • wearing interesting socks
  • the prospect of love
  • making bread
  • student exchange applications
  • the adventure zone

anyway, conclusion, i need to be on spring break because school has completely fallen off my priority list and i dont even care

  • Someone: *deeply hurts me*
  • Me, five minutes later: ah well we're all just human forgive and forget ahaha :)
  • Bioware: *makes Cassandra Pentaghast straight*
  • Me, three years later: you all deserve to rot in h e l l

lookforanewangle said: Hmm, Harley Quinn Arkham Knight style maybe?? Or maybe Suicide Squad version. Your pick. :)

I gotta say that I prefer the SS outfit over the Arkham Knight outfit. Especially the taint of pink and blue instead or red and black

Relations

She’s a slave to others’ ambition, saving the world is priority.
Comes off as an independent, but gives into aged authority.
A subject of the hive mind theory, damned to that inferiority.
As the mother controls her actions, preying on her minority.

She’s victim to her own issues, of princess glitter and gold.
Pretends to hear every word, yet won’t listen to what’s told.
Easily bought by gifted favors, her soul even more so sold.
Maturity isn’t her strong point, when reality starts to unfold.

She’s reflecting a labored life, prisoner turned institutional.
Rougher due to her scars, soft from being called reusable.
Wall of lies without true need, hides because it’s excusable.
Poetic words of loved misery, tragic if not equally beautiful.

She’s something I don’t know, far from any understanding.
Figments of this imagination, to which there’s no planning.
I wonder if such person exists, or could be so enchanting.
Who says I will be her choice, is a subject notwithstanding.

Recipe: Eggplant Parmesan

Description: Tangy, cheesy, and wonderful. 

Game Ingredients: Eggplant, Tomato

This recipe restores 175 energy and 70 health. It gives +1 Mining and +3 Defense bonuses. It can be obtained from Lewis after gaining 7 hearts with him, and sells for 200g. 

Difficulty: Easy, 45 minutes. Serves 5.

Eggplants are pretty plain, so the herbs and spices in this recipe help out a lot. 

-1 eggplant
-1 large tomato
-Mozzarella cheese
-398mL can of tomato sauce
-5 tablespoons Olive oil
-1½ cup of Panko bread crumbs
-1 egg

-Herbs/seasoning: basil, oregano, garlic powder, tarragon, chili powder, salt, pepper, roasted red pepper seasoning, and/or thyme. Not all are necessary, but basil, salt, and pepper are priorities. 

Cut off 8 slices from the eggplant. The eggplant I bought was pretty large, so I only needed 4 slices from it, which I then cut in half. 

Crack the egg in a bowl and add 1 tablespoon of water to it and beat the two together. Put the breadcrumbs on a plate. You can add some herbs to the breadcrumbs if you like. Take the eggplant slices and douse them in the egg mixture, and then cover them in the breadcrumbs.

Pour the olive oil into a frying pan on medium heat until the oil is hot enough in that it sizzles when you drop in a breadcrumb. Reduce the heat to medium-low and place the eggplant slices in the pan. Cook on each side for about 4-5 minutes. The crumbs will turn a golden brown and the eggplant slices will be greenish in colour.

Slice up the tomato and mozzarella cheese. In a small baking dish, pour 1-2 teaspoons of olive oil on the bottom of the dish and tilt it around to evenly distribute it. Open the can of tomato sauce and pour in just enough to coat the bottom of the dish.

Layer the eggplant, cheese, and tomato in the dish. Sprinkle over a pinch of each herb/seasoning. I had some leftover feta cheese so I put that on top as well.

Pour the rest of the tomato sauce over top, and then finish with a generous heaping of shredded mozzarella cheese. 

Bake in a 350°F oven for 15-20 minutes, or til the cheese is melted and bubbly. Let it cool for 10 minutes, and then serve. It makes for a very tasty side-dish.

“Eggplant parmesan” is a bit of a misnomer though. There’s usually no actual parmesan cheese. 

-SVR

Monday, 3:45AM

I made an odd choice Sunday night and decided to drink black coffee at 9PM, so here I am, filling up these hours with some prep for the upcoming week, and familiarizing myself with the 4AM silence again. It’s been quite a while since we’ve run into each other…

As you go through your career, you will begin to find the areas of work you love and in which you will shine; you will, hopefully, find a field where you can maximize the motivators and satisfy the hygiene factors. But it’s rarely a case of sitting in an ivory tower and thinking through the problem until the answer pops into your head. Strategy almost always emerges from a combination of deliberate and unanticipated opportunities. What’s important is to get out there and try stuff until you learn where your talents, interests, and priorities begin to pay off. When you find out what really works for you, then it’s time to flip from an emergent strategy to a deliberate one.
—  Clayton M. Christensen, How Will You Measure Your Life?