print on glass

Dear anyone going to Starbucks,

You order
-size
-iced or hot (if applicable)
-drink

It is not a
-frap
-frappe
-frappy
It is a frappuccino

Biristas do not know the secret menu. We can follow a recipe if you have it but don’t order a drink and get upset if we don’t know what you’re talking about

We do not carry everything all the time. Some things are seasonal and some will never return

If i hear one more time that lattes have more foam then a cappuccino i will lose it

Stop trying to cheat the system. You aren’t crafty by ordering ice in a seperate cup. You’re an asshole. I will make the drink to the correct lines and just not put ice in. Enjoy the space between your drink and lid.

Trenta TRENTA not trenti, not tentra, Trenta

I don’t have a size called regular

If someone gave you a drink order just show it to me, I promise even if you don’t know what it means I probably do.

No im not putting food in your frappuccino

I know it’s expensive

Not all locations have decaf brewed. Some need to do pour overs.

Don’t tell me how to make menu drinks. I know what I’m doing.

Please stop gripping the glass. I hate cleaning hand prints off the glass all the time.

No you can’t have that free.

Asking for a drink in a bigger cup will not give you more drink.

Almost everything we make has set measurements that’s why it tastes the same where ever you go. That also means that you get the same amount of liquid no matter how little ice.

No the hot sauce is not for coffee.

Thank you for your time,
Your very tired barista

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THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY WISHES OH GOODNESS THAT’S SO SWEET OF YOU!! I really don’t know how to thank you enough! 

Seriously, my Birthday was just amazing thanks to all of your lovely messages and gifts you made! I’m going to make a print of this so I can look at this over and over again. *sobs*

Come over to my parteh, eyyyY!!

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I got glasses that looks just like Stanford Pines’ as one of my gifts. I can now dweeb out with #style.