princeton music

A summary of every avenue q song:

Avenue Q Theme: Sesame Street but everyone hates their life

What Do You Do With A B.A. in English?: welcome to the hell that is the job market Princeton

It Sucks to Be Me: who’s the most screwed up? (spoiler: it’s everyone)

If You Were Gay: NO HOMO BRO

Purpose: Follow Your Undefined and Poorly Thought Out Dreams

Everyone’s a Little Bit Racist: we’re all assholes and that’s ok

Mix Tape: in Avenue Q we don’t say “i love you” we say “i got you a mixtape” and i think that’s beautiful

The Internet Is For Porn: PornHub: the Musical

I’m Not Wearing Underwear Today: too much information, buddy

Special: why did they make a muppet seductive

You Can Be as Loud As The Hell You Want (When You’re Making Love): why am i listening to a song about two muppets having loud sex

Fantasies Come True: gay dreams with Bert and Ernie

My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada: Rod is in the invisible closet and refuses to get out

There’s a Fine, Fine, Line: way to screw the pooch there, Princeton

There is Life Outside Your Apartment: New York is a wonderful and yet truly awful place (ft. the world’s most easily talked down jumper)

The More You Ruv Someone: if you want to kill them horribly, that’s love, probably

Schadenfreude: suffer for comedy

I Wish I Could Go Back To College: man life sucks

The Money Song: give us your shit

The Money Song (Reprise): Trekkie gives them his shit

There’s A Fine, Fine Line (Reprise): things are better now i guess

Do You Do With A B.A. In English (Reprise): “I’m not some young kid who doesnt know anything! Fuck you!” and self deprecation

For Now: nihilism, only happy

A mix of songs from musicals that will rip your heart out.

Still Hurting - The Last 5 Years // Not A Day Goes By - Merrily We Roll Along // I’ll Cover You (Reprise) - RENT // With You - Ghost // There’s A Fountain/ It Don’t Make Sense - Parade // We Do Not Belong Together - Sunday In The Park With George // Left Behind - Spring Awakening // Witches Lament - Into the Woods // Fallen Angel - Jersey Boys // Somewhere That’s Green (Reprise) - Little Shop of Horrors // So Anyway - Next to Normal // Legally Blonde - Legally Blonde // A Little Fall of Rain - Les Miserables