Please fire me. I work at an coffee shop near an Ivy League campus and these spoiled, rich students are generally terrible customers. And one time, a parent of one of these kids came in, and was digging around for the change for her coffee. When she realized she didn’t have it, she reached her slimy old hand into my tip jar and pulled out the change she needed!
oh my god so my dad went to princeton and he was part of the same frat/club aaron burr was in and he says that not only do they have a portrait of burr on the mantle, they swear by him like “i swear to burr i didnt eat ur pudding cup” oh my god