princess and the pear

will anything ever be as great as the princess diaries movies, though?

popcorn tasting like pears
“make all the boy moose go WHAAAAA.‘” 
the ever iconic foot pops
“are you sassing your grandma?”

anyway what i’m saying is that the movies are great and i love them a whole lot

Thank You Mario But Our Princess Is in Another Castle
  • Thank You Mario But Our Princess Is in Another Castle
  • The Mountain Goats
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I saw some guys dressed up like sorcerers
Blue robes that flowed above the ground
They came and went and I was frightened for my life
I tried not to make a sound

Just when my solitude was closing in
I heard a howl like screeching tires
And I told you the one thing I know how to say
Through the bright ringing drone of 8-bit choirs

Yeah when you came in
I could breathe again

from Black Pear Tree (2008)

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Thank You Mario But Our Princess Is In Another Castle
  • Thank You Mario But Our Princess Is In Another Castle
  • The Mountain Goats & Kaki King
  • Black Pear Tree EP
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Thank You Mario But Our Princess Is In Another Castle- The Mountain Goats & Kaki King

“I waited here all by myself
The room was dark and it smelled like sulfur
I heard the screams from way down in the darkness
Felt pretty sure my life was over

I kept my hat on just for luck
Sang simple tunes the whole night through
I wondered if I’d wake to find myself in flames
As I waited here for you

Yeah when you came in
I could breathe again”

Wedding Night To Remember

Deep in the chapel’s chambers, candles were alight for the ceremony that none in the great castle next door knew about. No deep sounds of music, no bridal march, no banners of France and Austria; just the steps of wooden shoes and a swooshing of skirts. 

Amabella had her mother’s sixpence in her shoe’s heel, her tiara a modest ringlet with blue stones to match the princess’s eyes. The moonlight caused her gown to glow, a dusted white pear shimmer almost a star in it’s own right it light up the corridor she was tucked way with the priest waiting on the groom to arrive. 

Hardly past womanhood, the young princess’s heart drummed in her chest that this was the reality. Becoming a union with her betrothed was signed into law already but to have a secret ceremony on their own.. 

Was she ready for past and crown to be left behind as she became the wife of Lukas? Nor minding the wife to the King of Austria, on baited breath she waited. 

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Thank You Mario But Our Princess Is in Another Castle

I waited here all by myself
The room was dark and it smelled like sulfur
I heard the screams from way down in the darkness
Felt pretty sure my life was over

I kept my hat on just for luck
Sang simple tunes the whole night through
I wondered if I’d wake to find myself in flames
As I waited here for you

Yeah when you came in
I could breathe again

I saw some guys dressed up like sorcerers
Blue robes that flowed above the ground
They came and went and I was frightened for my life
I tried not to make a sound

Just when my solitude was closing in
I heard a howl like screeching tires
And I told you the one thing I know how to say
Through the bright ringing drone of 8-bit choirs

Yeah when you came in
I could breathe again

from Black Pear Tree (2008)

2012 Szóke Mátyás Királyleányka

Királyleányka is a native white grape to Hungary (originally from Transylvania) whose name roughly translates to “Little Princess” (like me!).  Light minerality on the nose with lemon, pear skin, apple, and some gummy notes. Nice acidity on the palate with more lemon, pear, and florals. 

3/5 bones

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Királyleányka

12.5% abv

Mátra, HUNGARY