i'm not really into any of those ships since -
me, shoving breadsticks into my purse:
i have to leave now
i find the theme of the story to be much more fascinating to be honest, like the whole concept of what it means to be good or evil, girl or boy, and the fact that this series is set for kids who may have their own confusions about the lgbtq community as well as on the original fairy tales
me, fully enamoured whilst slowly replacing breadsticks:
yes, you love agatha, we know, you love agatha so much, she’s the light of your life, you love her so much, you just love agatha, we KNOW, you love agatha you LOVE agatha ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE AGATHA. WE GET IT.
sophie: 140% sure she’s a slytherin her ambition to get what she wants is amaze and scary and she’s extremely cunning (like that scene in book three when she convinced agatha to let go of tedros so sophie herself would get a chance with him yikes!) whoo what a queen agatha: def hufflepuff (although i can imagine her in ravenclaw too) she’s excellent at finding things (remember in the last ever after when she was tasked to find excalibur ?? yea ;•)) and her loyalty to her friends is heartwarming and like a hufflepuff, she will always do the right thing :•) tedros: i can’t see tedros being anything but a gryffindor like he’s brave to the point of being reckless and his chivalry is admirable and his self-arrogance is a plus lolol hort: after a great deal of thought, i’ve placed him in hufflepuff which honestly surprised me but i’m nodding at my own thoughts bc at the end of the day, hort does what’s right even if it’s not the easy thing and he’s loyal to what he believes and he’s good at finding things too (wish fish in the moors ;•)) that probably explains why he and agatha naturally go along so well! hester: definitely a gryffindor she’s brave and loud and has a heart of gold i remember in the second book when aric was going to attack the girls under the bridge during the trial of tale and she let her demon out - she’s basically risking one of her lifelines - to get beatrix and the other girls out of the blue forest and then she continued to fight aric and his boys until she was literally unable to fight anymore :•) anadil: i don’t really know anadil that much (i felt that she didn’t get much screen time like she was just there helping but i’m trying to reread anadil parts to get a firmer grasp on her character) but ultimately i’ve placed her in ravenclaw because even though i don’t truly understand her she has a presence that’s hard to ignore, she has originality and i know she’s vv intelligent dot: in my mind, she’s a split between hufflepuff for her loyalty and easygoing nature and ravenclaw for her originality and her ability to easily accept quirks, but i think that she would ask to be placed in hufflepuff because she believes that the common rooms sound “plenty comfortable” and she didn’t want to climb all those “insufferable” stairs to the ravenclaw common room and then be asked to solve a riddle bc not only would that be physically exhausting but mentally xD rafal: snake snakey snake snake u know how woody from toy story says “there’s a snake in my boot!” ?? rafal is the snake in woody’s boot lady lesso: definitely a slytherin she displays the best and worst traits of that house and i’m so proud of her why u think my username is the queen ?? she’s clever and cunning (remember when she was going behind sophie’s back in the third book to teach the students to fight on good’s side?? yEA QUEEN) and not to mention that she has a great deal of self-preservation that evelyn sader points out in the second book when agatha looks into evelyn’s memories and evelyn talks to lesso about her son and rhetorically asks lesso which person she would pick if it came down to it which evelyn knows that lesso would pick herself ;•) professor dovey: the mcgonagall! of the sge universe! def gryffindor vv brave and stands for what’s morally right and speaks her mind like in book two when evelyn hurls her out of the room when dovey ranted about how boys don’t deserve to be treated as lesser human beings and that boys are flawed and human such a queen ahh yes august sader: ravenclaw at heart tbh he’s vv informative and knows the way to the best ending of the tale of sophie and agatha and he’s super brave and accepting that he’s willing to give up his life to help ensure that the students live at the end of book one (fAV) evelyn sader: s l y t h e r i n what a snake what a snake what a cunning ambitious snake that had tunnel vision only for her goals like honestly she is the Extreme Slytherin™ every evil slytherin should look up to her she’s terrible and awe and striking tristan: (my heart hurts my red-headed bby hold on give me a moment) ahh okay okay so my bby is definitely a hufflepuff like my bby omg all he wanted was to feel accepted and he switched schools and genders (;•)) to do so just because the boys at the other school were bullying him except for cinnamon roll tedros and aHHHHHH HHHH kiko: hufflepuff h u f f l e p u f f hufflepuff need i say more ?? ?????? beatrix: this strong-willed girl def a gryffindor vv outspoken and knows how to defend herself and others (found black magic spells to protect herself and her classmates in book three ;•)) and fights and heals to the end beatrix is so underrated she’s such a proud moral queen that went through such a successful character development so proud of my bby merlin: [SCREAMING AT THE BACK] ravenclaw!!!!! has a lot of funny character quirks (like his preference to sleeping in trees) and is a really well-rounded character and a really Great Magical Grandpa™ aric: he doesn’t deserve a house (though tbh he’d be placed in slytherin of course) but he’s so unworthy of a house that he’s labeled as a muggle callis: this goddess is a mixture between all the four houses but i feel like she’d definitely pick ravenclaw bc she’d want to learn more about potions and hexes (in book two she asked agatha so much about what she learned during her school days haha what a cute mother haha so dedicated and so kind haha so brave and self-preserved haha no im not crying what) castor: what a gryffindor pup pollux: def a slytherin no doubt about it he only looks out for himself from what i’ve read in the series and he’d probably only risk his own skin for his brother but even then i think that he’d do that if it were in the most dire of situations vanessa: slytherin what else so ambitious and has no regard for other people’s needs and wants like mother like daughter amiright stefan: gryffindor at heart he committed so many moral acts (despite slipping into honora’s house yikes!) but he does the right thing and cares for people that he’s protective about honora: one of those sweet hufflepuffs who don’t want to bother anybody and want to live a peaceful live and vv friendly arthur: he definitely has qualities of a slytherin (aHEM PRESSURING GUINEVERE INTO MARRYING HIM FOR THE ‘GOOD OF CAMELOT’ AHEM EXCUSE U U NASTY MANBEAR NEVER PRESSURE A NOBLE HONORABLE WOMAN TO DO ANYTHING ESPECIALLY IF YOU WANNA WOO HER) but he would 100% pick gryffindor u feel? like people would ask and he would just reason it by pointing at his side at excalibur and then he’d be sauntering off to the groom room guinevere: hufflepuff material over here she’s extremely loyal and knows to trust those around her like merlin and she does what’s right for herself and the future lancelot: this swashbuckling top-notch swordsman would be in gryffindor vv valiant and chivalrous there’s a reason why he and arthur were best friends
bonus! reaper: [lets u pet him] u know what this is? you: what me: ravenclaw material [winks] bUT LIKE HONESTLY this brilliant cat knows how to read and how to pass on the message he has his own presence and aura of being a vv smart cat that u need to be at least 10 feet away from unless you’re callis or agatha or else you’ll get your eyes clawed out and a finger sliced off!!
Noctis turned around to look at his freckled friend in mild disbelief, who was standing two steps above him on the stairs.
There was always a competition between them on Valentine’s Day to see who received more chocolate from their schoolmates. Just as the prince declared his victory for two years in a row after school and led Prompto out of the classroom, his best friend, whom he had to admit he’d been a little too close with in the past three years, asked him out.
“Be my valentine?”
Without any other words said, Noctis traced a step back up the stairs to close the distance between them to tug his best friend down by his tie for a kiss.