prince disease

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(170413) Minhyuk’s Fancafe update
(1) Because of my halo the picture won’t come out ㅠㅠ please help solve the problem
(2) No matter how I take it, it’s still the same ㅠㅠ
Answer: It is called the Prince Disease (t/n: being vain)
Ah I see!
(3) Now that I recovered from the Prince Disease the picture comes out well
(4) Heh

translated by fymonsta-x ϟ take out with full credit.

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“…instead of trying too hard to look young. I want to look my age, but still have some charm. Just looking young as a “frozen man” isn’t as important. I don’t want to dye my hair pink and pretend like I’m young, like someone.” -Jang Suwon, 2016

anonymous asked:

I've just started getting into block b and I was wondering if you could help me get to know them/their personalities☺️ so far I know Zico, taeil, p.o and ukwon, i still need to YouTube them tho I feel like I'm gonna be in deep rip lol

Hi, hello and enjoy, cause it’s about to get crazy in here

Ah, it’s been a while since I’ve gone through the Block B fever them so excuse if I mess up on some points, I’m rolling on 2013 knowledge ^^’


ZICO - Woo Jiho

  • Since he’s one of the ones you know, I don’t think I will write much and most of it you will probably know.
  • A talented lyricist and rapper who is inspired by other successful artists such as G-Dragon
  • He is the blunt and straight to the point leader who works really hard to achieve success
  • Loves each one of his members, but is the closest with Kyung
  • He actually went to school with Kyung and they were best friends back then
  • He is fun and does not care about his image that much. He wants to be known as a funny guy who just happens to be dead serious about music
  • He can point out a mistake and pick a fight if something goes wrong
  • He does not put on a fake act to seem friendly around people he dislikes, but he wouldn’t be an ass about it either, pretty mature if you ask me
  • Affectionate
  • Talented
  • Likeable
  • Caring
  • BUT blunt and dead honest
  • Lead meme

If you want to see his serious side, watch the making of “Jackpot” <- it’s actually a nice video to get to know them


TAEIL - Lee Taeil

  • The oldest member who just happens to suffer from baby face syndrome (I know the feels)
  • A very dorky member, he has a special charm to him and he can get flustered quite easily
  • He is warmhearted, cute and sweet
  • He’s like honey but sometimes a bit bitter, you know
  • Every member loves to smooch and bother him
  • He has his little crazy moments, he likes to have fun
  • HE SO DOES NOT TRUST THE MEMBERS
  • But he loves them too~
  • He’s like the baby of the group, how is he the eldest

Come and die watching this cute compilation, and have something sweet for bitter days /HERE/


B-BOMB - Lee Minhyuk

  • The sexy member
  • Has a nice butt and he knows it
  • He’s a bit awkward and evil
  • My bias wrecker *cough*
  • Mispronounced ‘dimples’ for something extremely inappropriate, I could send a gif but most will probably know what I’m talking about
  • He is a great dancer
  • How many times will I write ‘dorky’ in this post… Block B is all dorky so that’s a problem
  • He never can’t do something, and when he can’t - he can
  • He wants to be influential to people (He’s failing but let’s overlook that)
  • Loves bothering Jaehyo
  • Sexy
  • Awkward
  • Evil
  • But weirdly caring and loves to share kisses
  • Dork
  • Sexy meme

Watch him be evil /HERE/


P.O - Pyo Jihoon

  • ShaMeLEss
  • The youngest but he’s such a freaking boyfriend material
  • He’s a walking angel
  • Like he literally couldn’t stand watching another member clean up everyone’s mess (the loser had to clean up) and he ran back to help him, such a freaking sweetheart
  • He felt like Mino was better suited for Block B and also felt as if he stole his place, this boy gives me feels
  • Extremely derpy
  • Has a good fashion sense… usually
  • He was quite awkward for a long time, but he warmed up to cameras and fans
  • Will give you second hand embarrassment
  • He let a fan touch his eyebrows, this pumpkin >w<
  • Stanning him will bring you happiness and riches
  • Shameless
  • Sweetheart
  • Caring
  • Helpful
  • Awkward sometimes
  • Baby meme

Watch him help Jaehyo clean to have a nicer life!


U-KWON - Kim Yukwon

  • Mood maker of Block B
  • Shining bright like the sun
  • Always messes up something, but he’s pure perfection so don’t mind it
  • Cheerful and dorky (of course)
  • Loves to see people smile
  • Knows the ‘lyrics’(?) to Ievan Polkka
  • He is supposedly very innocent according to the members but I’m not that convinced
  • He’s random. He accidentally made a word ‘beup’ and used it as a meme in conversations and gave it a defiition. Tsk tsk
  • He is also awkward. Welp
  • But he always makes people around feel more at ease and it’s a truly beautiful trait!

Have a very fun day with this stuck in your head


JAEHYO - Ahn Jaehyo

  • Hates receiving affection from other members. They disgust him (What a loving guy)
  • He has a prince disease (In love with his own looks, very confident)
  • Loves Pikachu and especially his Pikachu onesie
  • He’s the diva of the group. He’s sassy and the failure of others amuses him
  • But also helped a few (two?) other idols get into the kpop industry, so he’s quite helpful!
  • He gets flustered quite easily, but he will never shy away from admitting he has godly looks
  • YOU GET IT, HE’S THE HANDSOME SQUIDWARD OF THE GROUP
  • He has a dorky (omfg can I stop) side to him too. He’s cute and weirdly charming in his own way
  • Yes, he is my bias fml (it’s funny cause he’s not even my type wtf)
  • Members + Affection = NO
  • confident
  • Sassy
  • Helpful
  • Easily flustered
  • Charming
  • Handsome meme

Watch Jaehyo be violated by everyone


KYUNG - Park Kyung (A.K.A. Cucumber)

  • Can’t control his face
  • Produced all the Block B albums with Zico
  • He’s a mess
  • The derpiest of them all
  • I can’t really tell for sure, but wasn’t he like the most perverted member as well? Let’s give him that
  • His smile is contagious
  • His laugh is contagious
  • His voice is freaking beautiful
  • He’s one of the smartest people living, he may not look like it but that boy has a higher IQ than I could ever imagine

WATCH /THIS/
And proceed with /THIS/
Then finish off softly with cute little smirk when reminded that he’s the only one who saw Zico shower /THIS/


BLOCK B

  • This group took a huge part of my childhood
  • My info may be old
  • But I’m sure it’s still relevant
  • Love these guys, because they need and deserve it

Block B is:

~ Maya signing off

anonymous asked:

Sorry for not letting this mpreg Laurent idea go but!! Following that, the Summer Palace could instead involve Damen racing ahead to arrive, pacing the gardens as Laurent goes into labour... The poor servants who has to serve him.

I’m picturing Laurent ignoring early labor pains and watching the road and Damen comes up behind him and Laurent is rubbing his stomach, “Tell me when the king approaches.”

.:MONSTA X IN SCHOOL:.

Monsta X: Gangsters.

Short description: All of them are in the “starship” classroom. They’re the “new Gangsters” and they created their own name: “Monsta X”. The actually rivals of “BTS”.

Members

Son Hyun Woo (aka. Shownu)
With a good body, the best at gym class (specially when they need to use the swimming pool). Because of his body and his face he’s a bit intimidating, but actually he’s a cinnamon roll. The leader of the gang. Some people said that he looks and acts like a robot.

Lee Minhyuk (alias “The loud one”)
He has those two faces: The loud, childish kid who likes to talk and is soft VS the gaze killer, actually can be quiet at times, doesn’t care if he actually burned the entire school. Because he talked too much, teachers moved him away from the guys but he can even talk with the walls.

Chae Hyungwon (alias “Black Prince”)
Suffers from: “Prince disease”. The one who actually seems like a gangster. The girls in school like him, but they’re too scare to even try to talk with him. Actually he’s just a bit quiet, can be as strange as Minhyuk sometimes.

Shin Hoseok (aka. WonHo)
Shares his name with one of their rivals (Jung Hoseok) so they created a nickname for him. Suffers from prince disease too, but unlike Hyungwon, he’s flirty and isn’t quiet. In reality he’s a crybaby and can be as soft as a feather.

Lee JooHeon
Everyone thinks (because of his face) that he’s all cute and fluffy, and yeah he cam be, but beware… He can be rough when he needed to be. He wouldn’t think twice about using his fist to protect someone in danger. Even if his face can be a little intimidating too, actually nah, he’s just a normal kid that has swag.

Im Changkyun (aka. I.M)
He’s… The type of guy who can be walking all cool through the school hallways and suddenly he would just start bobbing his head and being strange all by himself and then suddenly stop and continue walking like nothing happened. No one actually knew he was in “Monsta X”, he was a secret gangster.

Yoo Kihyun
Why he’s even in “Monsta X”? Is what everyone always ask. He tries to act all cool and everything but he always fails to do so. Actually? He likes to tease people and can be pretty sociable, usually you can catch him trying to pull a prank for the teachers. There are some rumors that said he’s a good singer, but actually no one knows if it’s true or just a rumor.

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Hi everyone c: I continued these ones, so now it was MONSTA X turn! Everything is just fiction and all, so please just take these as entertainment ^^ Thank you guys :)

Admin Miyu & Eileen

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‘Daedric Princes’ continued…

Meridia: Daedric prince of life and infinite energy. I decided to give Meridia an Angel-like quality in this design (something that I think was started in Skyrim by giving her statue huge wings and being depicted in game as a blinding light) and also made her energy source a lantern based somewhat on the design of the dawn breaker artifact.

Molag Bal: Daedric prince of domination, slavery and patron of Vampires. The big bad of the new 'Elder Scrolls online’ game is the cause of all vampirism on Tamriel and I wanted to reflect this whilst also keeping his design close to his original description of horned and clawed and covering him in the chains seen across his realm, Coldharbour.

Namira: Daedric prince of decay, disease and darkness. Due to her relationship with the beggars I decided to dress her in rags and cover her eyes. She is thin, frail and sickly and I hope this reflects her nature of decay. Also being associated with repulsive creatures, she is usually depicted with having a small demon tugging at her robes, which I included here too.   

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"Open up my heart" segment: Choosing the best PRINCE in SHINHWA (2/4)

Results: 
0 ~ 3 marks: A person who has gotten the Prince Disease from others
4 ~ 7 marks: (Located) in the middle of a narcissistic and heterosexual (?)
8 & above marks: Prince Disease stage 3

anonymous asked:

What if all of Prince!bts are like childhood friends and when they meet up with their partners and it becomes a competition "My partner is..." "well mine works in...." "you guys won't believe this but mine actually..." I hope this is making sense

i don’t think it would be a competition, per se, just more of like ‘holy shit really’ or ‘i knew it you sneaker motherfu-’

“okay, so who first?”

“what do you think this is? natural selection?”

“stop it. we came here to talk, not to fight so let’s start with…”

“jeez, by the time we actually decide, we’re all going to get our arses kicked so i’ll just say, mine’s a maiden who worked by the bakery store down the-”

“flower shop?” seokjin ears perk at the mention of that particular shop because that’s the only one in the village and jimin’s narrowing his eyes at, “hyung… who is your court partner?”

aha, funny thing is, she’s the one working at the shop beside the bakery,”

“so the flower shop!” taehyung calls out, only to have eyes on him, “spill it, taehyung. who’s yours?”

taehyung bites his lip and sinks down on the bench, only to have jimin yank him up by the ear, “either you tell them or i will,”

“fine, fine, fine!” taehyung raises both hands up in defense, smacks jimin back because shit, that hurt, and then he says, “maiden who works at the castle after my mother thought her knitting craft was lovely,”

“was it during some annual celebration thing down the village?”

“are you talking about the one that happens every summer or fall?”

“no, neither,”

“winter?”

“i think so,”

“ah, then it’s probably that one,”

“okay, next,” yoongi groans, waving a hand and then it’s-“okay, who’s yours, then?” seokjin takes the lead to be the oldest, only to pin him with a look.

yoongi sighs and leans back, shrugging, “the new maiden that started two weeks ago,”

“holy shit, you work fast, huh?”

“what about you, then?” yoongi gripes, flicking namjoon’s collar and he should’ve known to just shut the ever freaking up-“tick tock, namjoon. tell us already,”

“i swear, you guys have turned into a bunch of gossping lads with nothing else to do with their spare time,”

“it’s that lady who works at the bookstore, isn’t it?”

“how did you know?!”

“i followed you, hyung,”

you followed me - cut the nonsense, then,” namjoon leans over the table, poking at the youngest’s forehead, “who’s yours, kid?”

the said guy only leans forward, folds his arms and smiles at them, “try to take a guess,”

“oh look at him - having the prince disease to be so cocky with us,”

“we’re older than you, brat! we’re not guessing anything!”

“then you won’t know,”

“jungkook…”

“…fine. it’s that girl down the-”

“restaurant? the one you visit so often?”

okay how did you know that?”

“i followed you,

“great, we’re all following each other. don’t we seem like nice people-”

“but it’s funny, don’t you think?”

“what is?”

“we’re all princes, who have fallen in love with commoners.”

“commoners are fucking amazing, man.”

“finally i have something to agree with you on.”