primitive hut

- Lady dragons “choosing” to dress in skimpy outfits

- Two of the most powerful dragons in the world are in metal bikinis, one of which is canonically raped a bunch of times and is known for giving birth more than anything

- The evil Flight is the Black Flight, who all have dark-skinned human forms save for two females

- Trolls and Tauren are Jamaican and Native American-coded, live in huts and primitive societies, versus humans, gnomes, and dwarves who are white, European and technologically advanced

- Seriously, try to name a black human lore character. I’ll wait.

- Blood elves are canonically ‘the most beautiful and magical of all races’, but under no circumstances may they have dark skin

- Every single important female character is wrapped up in another male’s bigger story: Jaina/Sylvanas-Arthas, Tyrande-Malfurion, Maeiv-Illidan… Onyxia and Nefarian both died, but Nefarian got a seamless resurrection and became a raid boss and master evil villain while Onyxia (who had a FASCINATING storyline) became a mindless silent P1 add

- Dead wives by the dozen. People born who you don’t even know who their mother was (Cairne, Lorna)

- Honestly this list is endless. Metzen might not have spear-headed every aspect of the story, but he was the lead designer and had the final say, and he only started ‘changing his tune’ when his daughter pointed out all the stupid shit he’d created

- Fuck Chris Metzen