primer posts

anonymous asked:

Cuantos años llevas en tumblr? Porque tienes como muchas publicaciones y es a lo "WoW".

En diciembre cumplo un año desde mi primer post

Te quise como nunca a pesar de que sabía que nada es para siempre.
Te entregue partes de mi aún cuando sabía que ibas a llevártelas.
Te confesé todo de mi aún cuando sabía que con eso podrías destruirme.
Te di todo de mi a pesar de que sabía que tú no dabas todo de ti.
Te llene de tantas cosas y aún así tú te marchaste.
Te deje ir, cuando lo único que quería era que te quedaras.
Te dije adiós cuando mis labios querían decirte no te vayas.
Te ame y te amo aun cuando sé que tú ya no lo haces.

this. is. wifflekeg.

ok so it’s getting nice out again in middle-america, which means that it’s wifflekeg season again.

what is wifflekeg, you ask?

  • wifflekeg is a game that combines the two best things america has to offer: baseball and beer.

how is wifflekeg played?

  • wifflekeg is played just like any game of wiffleball, with one extra addition - a keg on second base.
  • there are no gloves, and instead each player has one (1) red solo cup. every player must be in possession of their cup at all times, and when in the field, your cup must never be empty. when a player steps up to bat, they must still have their cup on them (some shove the cup in their pocket, personally i hold the cup with my teeth).
  • if the batter pops the ball up and a fielder catches it in their cup, the batter is out and they must finish the fielder’s cup. (if the fielder catches the ball with their hand and not their cup, the batter is still safe. we also play pegs and pitcher’s hand.)
  • once the runner gets to second base, they have to fill up their cup at the keg before advancing. the runner then must finish that cup before they get to home plate, or else the run will not count.

other random rules we had to add:

  • the Brandon rule: if you throw the bat, you have to do a kegstand
  • the Marissa rule (wassup) : if you foul off more than 4 pitches in any at-bat, you have to finish the pitcher’s cup

so basically it’s a bunch of people getting drunk and pretending to play baseball and I DARE YOU TO TELL ME THAT SMH DOES NOT DO THIS WHEN IT GETS NICE OUT.

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We’ve been threatening to do this for a while, but the tumblr BU crew (@hakunimaatta, @heyfabbro, @oetterbox, and myself) finally put our heads together and made a BU hockey primer so that y’all can learn to love these losers as much as we do. 

Because there are four of us and we’re intense, we couldn’t fit the whole thing into 10 slides for tumblr, so there’s more below. Enjoy!

El primer amor no es la primera persona que te gustó, sino por la que hiciste cosas que nunca imaginaste y nunca olvidarás.

Cariño sé que no siempre tendremos días rosas
sé que a veces pelearemos y alguno de los dos terminara llorando
Estoy consiente de que habrán días malos
Pero cariño prometamos que aún cuando la tormenta este cerca no soltaras mi mano, no dejarás que esos problemas derriben todo lo que ya hemos construido juntos.
Cariño promete que aún cuando estemos al borde de la deriva siempre habrá una solución hacia cualquier situación.

Promete que aún cuando tengamos miedo nos tendremos el uno al otro.
Prometamos una vida juntos cariño.

BOHNES

quick primer for if ur gonna listen to bohnes !!

bohnes is the newest (2015/16) project by alex deleon, formerly frontman of the cab. if you liked whisper war, this could be for you!

he used to look like this:

here he is with patrick stump:

and brendon urie:

william beckett?:

now bohnes looks like THIS

… impressive, right?

anyway !!! bohnes has released three songs.

guns and roses - my personal favourite. the genre is… alternative pop? idk. it’s got a good dance part n stuff, and the verses get u GOING. it’s like.. edgy dance. i love it. click, click boom

middle finger - more of a ‘fuck you’ song. anthem. has the lyrics ‘so I put my middle finger up / i’m done being your slave
my generation’s had enough / and you should be afraid’
v fuck you and “i’ll be fine without you, look at all the shit you did to me and i’m STILL fine’ etc. good beat

witchcraft - i’d count this as more of a ‘love’ song. starts off slow and cute and, yet again, turns into something that makes u wanna dance. kinda sounds like a justin timberlake song at the beginning ?? wild. 

and if you like aesthetics, bohnes is still for you !!!!!! the music video for middle finger is v edgy aesthetic-y. and so is guns and roses. nice !! 

check bohnes out, see what u think!

SAMUEL BARNETT: Dirk Gently is a holistic detective, which means he believes in the interconnectedness of all things. He’s sort of psychic — but not. His powers don’t really help him. He’s no good at interpreting any of these messages that he receives. He’s trying to use these so-called powers for good, but keeps on getting himself in a complete state. So, he needs people around him. It’s why he needs a detective agency. For me, he’s the antithesis of Sherlock. Sherlock is all intellect, and brain, and has his mind palace. And Dirk’s got his emotional neuroses cottage.

MAX LANDIS: He has heart, and hunches, and nothing else.

BARNETT: He’s brilliantly stupid and stupidly brilliant.

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Como seres humanos tenemos la costumbre de cometer errores, como el de culpar al amor cuando no funciona alguna relación amorosa..
“El amor no existe” dicen muchos después de terminar con alguien, El amor SI existe, lo viviste y sentiste junto a esa persona.
“El amor duele” claro que duele, si las cosas no dolieran todo sería fácil, no habría porque luchar, porque arriesgarse
“El amor hace daño” El amor no hace daño, el daño lo hace la persona, no trates de culpar al amor por lo que te hizo esa persona, cúlpala a ella, cúlpala a ella por haberte destrozado tanto el corazón, por haberte hecho llorar todas las noches, cúlpala a ella por todo el daño que te provoco, el miedo que te dejo al no volver a confiar en otra persona, cúlpala a ella por no poder enamorarte de alguien más, pero como somos seres humanos, torpes y ciegos preferimos culpar al amor que a esa persona, pues no queremos darnos cuenta que esa persona ya no nos quiere y decimos que el amor no va con nosotros, que no servimos para eso, que mejor solos, pero eso es seguir en el mismo error. El amor existe y cuando aprendas a darte cuenta que fue esa persona y no el amor, lo entenderás.

THE BEST MAKE UP OF ALL TIME

Here’s a list of my favorite make up products by category! These are all tried and true after years of experimentation 💋

FACE
- Moisturizer: Clinique Dramatically Different Moisturizing Lotion. Get the gel instead of the lotion if you have oily skin

- Primer: Nivea Sensitive Post Shave Balm for Men. Don’t question, just try it

- Foundation: Too Faced Born This Way or Lancôme Teint Idole Ultra 24Hr. Honestly can’t choose between them. Apply both with a damp beauty blender

- Concealer: Tarte Shape Tape. If you’re on a budget, Maybelliene Fit Me is actually worth while

- Cream contour: Clinique Chubby Sticks. Blend out beautifully

- Powder (extra coverage): MAC’s Mineralized Skin Finish Natural

- Powder (no coverage/for baking): Laura Mercier’s Translucent Setting Powder. NOT the secret brightener be careful

- Bronzer: Buxom’s Hot Escapes Bronzers if you want shimmer and Benefit’s Hoola if you don’t

- Contour: NARS Contour Duos. Color to get depends on your skin tone!

- Blush: NARS Blushes cannot be beat. Orgasm is an all time classic and looks amazing on everyone. I also LOVE the Lorac Unzipped Cheek Palette but it’s gone so you’d have to find it on eBay or something

- Highlight: Best highlight of all time is Becca Cosmetics x Jaclyn Hill Champagne Pop

- Setting Spray: Urban Decay All Nighter

EYES
- Eyeshadow primer: Urban Decay Primer Potion

- Eyeshadow: best brand for eyeshadow IMO is Anastasia Beverly Hills or Lorac. Great first palette is the Lorac pro

- Eyeliner: Stila Liquid Eyeliner NO DEBATE THE END

- Mascara: Maybelliene Clump Crusher (get water resistant to hold your curl)

- Eyelash curler: best eyelash curler of all time is from Shu Uemura which they stopped selling at Sephora but you can order it online

- Fake eyelashes: Absolutely love the Kiss brand’s Blooming line because they’re multilayered and have such a thin band and so many different styles

EYEBROWS
- Filling in: Anastasia Brow Wiz no debate

- Setting: Anastasia Brow Gel and if you’re really gonna rub them off, NYX waterproofing gel on top of that

- Maintenance: Tweezerman. Spend the money. No other tweezers are worth your time

LIPS
- Balm: only chapstick I truly believe works (and doesn’t make them worse in the long run) is Burts Bees

- Lipliner: Urban Decay 24/7 Glide On

- Lipstick: Too Faced’s La Crème line and Melted line

- Lipgloss: BUXOM!!!!! They are so unreal amazing perfect everything I’ve ever wanted. Also love the Urban Decay Naked glosses

Hope this helps anyone who’s looking for some new bomb ass make up products that won’t waste your time or your $$$!

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we are proud to present…

the official primer for the 2017-18 san jose sharks.

brought to you by allie and sriram, san jose’s favorite local sharks fans even if the rest of the city doesn’t know it yet.

for more shenanigans and to understand the ventriloquist doll, check out the sharks holiday videos: 2009, 2010, 2011, 2013, 2014 (the most iconic video in history), 2015, 2016

thanks for your time,

@marlleau and @tamilprongspotter

Pisoteado, adolorido, cansado, decepcionado, enojado mi triste corazón.

Me reprime por las noches que lo deje descansar, que ya no me ilusione tanto y que deje de confiar.
Que está cansado de sentirse tan bipolar, que no quiere más inestabilidad.
Que lo encierre con candado y que no lo deje escapar.
Que lo mate de un disparo mejor si me vuelvo a enamorar.

Mi corazón teme a que regreses de nuevo, tu monstruo sin sentimientos y me destruyas aún más.
Mi corazón tanto como yo tiene miedo de escucharte decir “te amo” una vez más.

I’ve been seeing this stuff all over the damn place lately and was 100% skeptical about using it as a primer. But earlier this week I was in the men’s shaving aisle at Target, waiting for Devin to pick out razors and this stuff caught my eye. And so for $5.54 I figured, what have I got to lose?

I’ve been wearing it under my foundation for the past three days and oh. my. gosh. The hype is so real! I usually have a problem with my foundation looking really cakey in between my eyebrows, around my nose, and on my top lip and it usually wears off on the tip of my nose after a few hours. But when I use this, not only does it make my foundation lay better and look super smooth on the skin, even in my problem areas, but it keeps it on all. day. long. It smells a little manly at first but otherwise, 10/10 do recommend, pick this stuff up next time you see it!