prima ponders

  • liking creepy pasta, violent media or horror films, fictional characters that are murderers: 👍
  • liking forensic science, human psychology, wanting to investigate crime scenes as a career: 👍👍
  • liking real life murderers, idolizing white supremacists and rapists, being upset about serial killers getting a death penalty: 👎👎👎

tcc fandom starter pack:

  • pasty ass white girl
  • 13-17 years old
  • 2edgy4u demeanor 
  • “i just think [insert murderous white supremacist here] is hot!1!!. 
  • some god awful hair cut
  • “welcome to my twisted mind”/ “my sick obsession”/ “we’re all mad here”
  • natural selection 
  • a url with bae or baby next to some serial killer’s name
  • flower crown edits, moodboards, memes
  • self-insert and shipping fan fics
  • “i only like death if it’s used to kill helpless people but not justified death penalties” 
  • “i can’t control who i’m attracted to”
  • little understanding of the sexist/racist/homophobic motivations behind their fascination 
  • “HE’S NOT A SERIAL KILLER!!! HE JUST KILLED 5 PEOPLE!!”
  • “you’re just jealous” 
  • greasy complexion
  • won’t fix their fucking eyebrows
  • anyone: *accidentally does something offensive without understanding why it might be*
  • anyone: *is honestly naive to how their interests and behavior might be a problem and wants to fix it*
  • anyone: *draws or writes something that doesn't cater to everyone's interests or is poorly constructed*
  • tumblr: OMG SO AND SO IS FUCKING PROBLEMATIC! THEY ARE EVIL AND THE ABSOLUTE WORST HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET! I HATE THEM SO MUCH AND THEY'RE BETTER OFF KILLING THEMSELVES THAN BREATHING MY UNPROBLEMATIC AIR. IF YOU SUPPORT THEM YOU'RE A RACIST SEXIST HOMOPHOBE AND NEED TO DIE TOO! I'VE NEVER MADE A MISTAKE EVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
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hello everyone! i’m a 19-year-old looking for extra cash i can put towards spending on a college. to those interested, please contact my email sailorplath@gmail.com.

i am open for nsfw requests but consult me first about what kinks you have in mind.

  • poetry ($5)-will do an either rhyming or freestyle poem for any theme of your choice. 
  • original fiction ($10)-a 1,000 to 2,000 word short story featuring your own original idea, characters, and plot. or you can let me take a spin at it and surprise you.
  • review ($15)-a 500-1,000 word review on a piece of work you’d like my critique on. i’ve been doing critical analysis writing for over two years now and will happily look over and publish a piece describing my thoughts on something you’ve made be it your own writing project, short film, or animation. if you’re interested in more review requests of the audio drama variety, check out my cake and cookies offer on podcake.
  • fan fiction ($20)-a 1,000 to 2,000 word one shot fan fiction for any fandom you want. i’ll even do the research but if you must know, i namely specialize with audio drama and anime. feel free to let me know what ship or scenario you’re going for and queue me in on details i should know if i’m not familiar with a certain show or book you’re going for. set the scene and i’ll make the rest of the magic happen.
in case you’re still wary about paying me to write you something, feel free to check out my short story on google docs, fan fiction on a03, and reviews and articles on podcake. 
contact me about details and i’d be more than happy to write you something special. ✿

sinner’s orgy

[listen] What you are about to hear vaguely describes a podcast in eight or more songs. A Kakos Industries playlist. art by videntefernandez

01. despicable me-pharrell williams 02. america’s suitehearts-fall out boy 03. smile for the paparazzi-cobra starship 04. glory and gore-lorde 05. skulls-bastille 06. don’t mess with me-temposhark 07. being bad feels pretty good-does it offend you, yeah? 08. caesar-i blame coco 09. money-mindless self indulgence 10. dead!-my chemical romance 11. monsters-matchbook romance 12. supermassive black hole-muse 13. devil do-holly golightly and the brokeoffs 14. i can’t decide-scissor sisters 15. when you’re evil-voltarie