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OMG SO AND SO IS FUCKING PROBLEMATIC! THEY ARE EVIL AND THE ABSOLUTE WORST HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET! I HATE THEM SO MUCH AND THEY'RE BETTER OFF KILLING THEMSELVES THAN BREATHING MY UNPROBLEMATIC AIR. IF YOU SUPPORT THEM YOU'RE A RACIST SEXIST HOMOPHOBE AND NEED TO DIE TOO! I'VE NEVER MADE A MISTAKE EVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
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[listen] What you are about to hear vaguely describes a podcast in eight or more songs. A Kakos Industries playlist. art by videntefernandez
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i understand if you don’t support dream daddy for whatever reason you have, but for the love of all that is fucking common decency, do not pirate the game.
don’t pirate games in the first place, (especially indie games) but especially don’t do it out of spite to “get back” at the game grumps or the multiple lgbt people who worked on the damn thing who are guilty of “supporting” them, making them so inconceivably evil as to not deserve a few bucks for something they created.
i don’t give two shits about your pissy attitude over this or that thing so and so game grump said five years ago, just don’t steal fucking indie video games out of sheer spite. i really shouldn’t have to explain why that’s wrong.