prima ponders

  • liking creepy pasta, violent media or horror films, fictional characters that are murderers: 👍
  • liking forensic science, human psychology, wanting to investigate crime scenes as a career: 👍👍
  • liking real life murderers, idolizing white supremacists and rapists, being upset about serial killers getting a death penalty: 👎👎👎
  • anyone: *accidentally does something offensive without understanding why it might be*
  • anyone: *is honestly naive to how their interests and behavior might be a problem and wants to fix it*
  • anyone: *draws or writes something that doesn't cater to everyone's interests or is poorly constructed*
  • tumblr: OMG SO AND SO IS FUCKING PROBLEMATIC! THEY ARE EVIL AND THE ABSOLUTE WORST HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET! I HATE THEM SO MUCH AND THEY'RE BETTER OFF KILLING THEMSELVES THAN BREATHING MY UNPROBLEMATIC AIR. IF YOU SUPPORT THEM YOU'RE A RACIST SEXIST HOMOPHOBE AND NEED TO DIE TOO! I'VE NEVER MADE A MISTAKE EVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
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hello everyone! i’m a 19-year-old looking for extra cash i can put towards spending on a college. to those interested, please contact my email sailorplath@gmail.com.

i am open for nsfw requests but consult me first about what kinks you have in mind.

  • poetry ($5)-will do an either rhyming or freestyle poem for any theme of your choice. 
  • original fiction ($10)-a 1,000 to 2,000 word short story featuring your own original idea, characters, and plot. or you can let me take a spin at it and surprise you.
  • review ($15)-a 500-1,000 word review on a piece of work you’d like my critique on. i’ve been doing critical analysis writing for over two years now and will happily look over and publish a piece describing my thoughts on something you’ve made be it your own writing project, short film, or animation. if you’re interested in more review requests of the audio drama variety, check out my cake and cookies offer on podcake.
  • fan fiction ($20)-a 1,000 to 2,000 word one shot fan fiction for any fandom you want. i’ll even do the research but if you must know, i namely specialize with audio drama and anime. feel free to let me know what ship or scenario you’re going for and queue me in on details i should know if i’m not familiar with a certain show or book you’re going for. set the scene and i’ll make the rest of the magic happen.
in case you’re still wary about paying me to write you something, feel free to check out my short story on google docs, fan fiction on a03, and reviews and articles on podcake. 
contact me about details and i’d be more than happy to write you something special. ✿

sinner’s orgy

[listen] What you are about to hear vaguely describes a podcast in eight or more songs. A Kakos Industries playlist. art by videntefernandez

01. despicable me-pharrell williams 02. america’s suitehearts-fall out boy 03. smile for the paparazzi-cobra starship 04. glory and gore-lorde 05. skulls-bastille 06. don’t mess with me-temposhark 07. being bad feels pretty good-does it offend you, yeah? 08. caesar-i blame coco 09. money-mindless self indulgence 10. dead!-my chemical romance 11. monsters-matchbook romance 12. supermassive black hole-muse 13. devil do-holly golightly and the brokeoffs 14. i can’t decide-scissor sisters 15. when you’re evil-voltarie

i understand if you don’t support dream daddy for whatever reason you have, but for the love of all that is fucking common decency, do not pirate the game.

don’t pirate games in the first place, (especially indie games) but especially don’t do it out of spite to “get back” at the game grumps or the multiple lgbt people who worked on the damn thing who are guilty of “supporting” them, making them so inconceivably evil as to not deserve a few bucks for something they created.

i don’t give two shits about your pissy attitude over this or that thing so and so game grump said five years ago, just don’t steal fucking indie video games out of sheer spite. i really shouldn’t have to explain why that’s wrong.