pride and prejudice 200

“so this is how liberty dies ... with aramis hanging from the ledge of a married woman’s window”

Summary: Truly, Constance thinks, it must be a unique sight: four idiots dangling out a bedroom window in Louis de Bourbon’s perfectly nice back garden, breaking the law. 

Treville’s going to kill them when he finds out.

THE TITLE IS THE BEST THING I’VE ACCOMPLISHED IN MY WHOLE CAREER SHOUTOUT TO @emilybrontay FOR HER HELP anyways this was done in an effort to feel creative whilst simultaneously writing a really dry essay on ethics. it’s definitely part of @hansolosbutt‘s modern detective (brooklyn nine nine) au. hopefully i’ve given enough context in the fic for it to actually make sense, but at this point, who KNOWS. reviews are love and sunshine and excellently placed star wars references. speaking of, it is universally acknowledged fact that modern au anne has watched pride and prejudice over 200 times and also wants to be padme amidala when she grows up.

Constance Baudin prides herself on being good at her job.

At least, that’s what she told Deputy Commissioner Richelieu in the aftermath of the attempted murder two weeks ago. The Deputy Commissioner had said, “I must confess I was shocked to hear the matter was dealt with so gracefully, Detective,” and Constance, who perhaps had been experiencing one of Aramis’s severe bouts of utter lack of self-preservation, had said, “I pride myself on being good at my job, sir,” in front of Captain Treville, the bloke from Major Crimes, and someone who she thinks might have been the DA’s assistant.

Thank God Richelieu has what Porthos calls a right perverted sense of humor under that mustache of his, else Constance might’ve lost her job right there for giving attitude to the Deputy Bloody Commissioner.

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i cannot believe there’s yet to be a high profile lesbian adaptation of pride & prejudice in the like 200 years it’s been out?? i mean come on, there’s nothing more lesbian than darcy emotionally uhauling the second she meets lizzie’s eyes

1812: Do not you feel a great inclination, Miss Bennet, to seize such an opportunity of dancing a reel?

2012:

shashashakinbaki, I was in the middle of doing your Pride and Prejudice fill when it sort of just disappeared.  Not sure what happened!!  But here you go bb, hope you enjoy.  -Emmy

Originally posted by freetobekjd

To Be Fond of Dancing by astrangelady 

(7,438 I General I Complete)

“How can you possibly know that? You have too much faith in people, Scott,” Stiles said accusatorily with his arms crossed indignantly. Scott just smiled.

“And you don’t have enough faith in people.”

A Sterek Pride and Prejudice AU

Pride and Werewolves by Benaya 

(18,313 I Not Rated I Complete)  *sterek, omega!Stiles

Pride & prejudice teen wolf style

Pride and Prejudice and Werewolves by Mythomanya 

(20,379 I Teen I WIP)  *sterek

New neighbors moved in the big house at the end of the street and Scott has a little something for one of them. On the contrary, Stiles got a little bit of hatred for one of them.
All that and Scott getting bitten and turned into a werewolf the night after they met said neighbors for the first time. And, of course, Stiles is the one with enough head on his shoulders to actually deal with all of it and come to the right conclusions.

I’m Pride, & He’s Prejudice! by SimplyBe 

(22,536 I Teen I WIP)  *sterek

AU where the characters of Teen Wolf are the characters from Pride and Prejudice.  Stiles is Elizabeth, Derek is Darcy, Scott is Bingley, Kira is Jane, and Peter is Lady Catherine.  :D  So basically, just enjoy and let your teen fantasies run wild!

Scowls and Sarcasm by dr_girlfriend 

(20,056 I Teen I Complete)  *sterek

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single alpha in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a mate.  

Whether or not Derek Hale felt that way was hardly a concern to the neighborhood — the very fact of his arrival was enough that the surrounding families seemed to consider him the rightful property of one or another of their eligible sons and daughters.  That was, of course, before they met the man.

Pride and Prejudice by lheadley 

(123,828 I Not Rated I Complete)  *sterek, scisaac

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single werewolf in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a mate.”

A Sterek (and Scisaac) based parody of Jane Austen’s “Pride and Prejudice”. Written in the voice of Jane Austen, not the voice of Teen Wolf, and following the original text very closely. Bascially names and pronouns are changed, and there is the normal strategic product placement associated withTeen Wolf, but otherwise this is Austen. It is remarkable how little the characters have to change to fit with the Austen novel - although Lydia Martin and Melissa McCall get a bit of a rough deal in the translation. Scott, Isaac, Stiles and Derek match the character types very well, however - personality traits have not changed that much over the centuries. January 2013 marks the 200 year anniversary of the publication of Pride and Prejudice.