prevent colds


Soooooo with the potential reveal that Lance is in the red lion and Keith is in the black lion for season 3, I started thinking about what paladins might be able to swap lions if needed.

And then i thought way too much about this. And it became… a thing.

In the comics, there’s a scene where Pidge has to fight all the paladins, and she explicitly says that she HAS to take Lance out first because he’s able to work and enhance every other team member so well. So that’s where the idea that Lance could pilot all the lions came from. But what do you guys think? Am I wrong and a garbage human? What are your ideas?

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Workout/Health Tips

I’ve watched PLENTY of videos, read TONS of articles, and visited a BUNCH of blogs. I’ve compiled some tips that have helped me on my journey; I hope they help you as well. 

-Use chop sticks (when & if you can). The idea behind this is tip that eating with chop sticks makes you eat slower. The slower you eat, the more time your body has to begin the digestion process AND it becomes easier for you to tell if you’re full or not. When you’re scarfing down your 4 plates - even if they aren’t high in fat & are your healthy foods, you’re just eating on a probably already full stomach. *another way to eat slower that doesn’t involve chop sticks is to eat snacks with your non-dominant hand.

- Lemon & cucumber water. This one really doesn’t need much explanation - so many fitness bloggers and youtubers have sworn on this cleanse. Living at college it can be difficult, but my school does have fruit infused water sometimes which is great. If you’re living at school and your dining halls don’t offer infused water, here’s a tip - the lemons are most likely by the tea & the cucumbers are at the salad bar; it’s all about searching. Also, drink ice water as soon as you wake up and wait 5-10 minutes before eating; it boosts your metabolism.

- Smaller plates & bowls –> BLUE. Now this tip is all about our dear friend, Portion Control. If you decrease the size of your plate/the surface you’re eating off of, your body will be like “hey, that’s a whole plate of food, when the plate is empty, I’ll be full.” I included “BLUE” in this tip because it’s scientifically proven that the color blue suppresses appetite, making you eat less. Whereas red has the opposite effect - it makes you hungrier. (Why do you think McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Burger King, & Chik-fil-a all have red in their logo?)

- Wear your gym clothes & sneakers around the house. This one sounds weird but when I’m wearing my workout clothes & sneakers, I tend to be less lazy and more productive. It’s sounds insane, I know, but it works! Try it for a few days - you’ll probably spend less time in front of the TV and more time on your feet. Whether you’re cleaning around the house, going for a walk, or doing meal prep, anything is better than being plopped in front of the TV with a bag of chips.

- Green tea before bed. I’ve been doing this for the last 2weeks and it’s great. Green tea is proven to boost your metabolism, calm your nerves, and it prevents to flu and cold by 60%.  I recommend drinking your hot tea about an hour - two hours before you go to bed. Also, try to stop eating food 3-4hrs before bed.

- Eat healthiest part of meal first. This goes without much explanation but let’s say you’ve just finished a great High Intensity Interval Training (HIIT) workout and you’ve gotten lunch. On your plate, you have your protein, a salad, & a small serving of carbs. The first thing you’re going to want to eat is not going to be the carbs - no matter how good that pasta looks. This is because if you eat your healthy portion first and happen to get full before finishing your entire meal, you’ve avoided the unhealthy portion. If you ate the unhealthy portion first and got full, you just missed out on the protein and nutrients your body needs after a HIIT workout. Also, when eating salads, try to get your dressings and sauces on the side.

If you’re interested in more tips I’ve found helpful, feel free to message me!

Do you want to play with us?

Originally posted by litourgiya

Pairing: IvarxReaderxHvitserk
Rating: Explicit
Words: 8,587
Tagging: @inthenameofodin @tiyetiye @rockyrascal

Warning: Smut, threesome, cursing, hair pulling, rough sex, spitting, spanking, orgasm denial/delayed, being tied up and blindfolded. (I suck at warning tags so if you think one needs to be added, please tell me.)

Notes: My first threesome and let me tell you it was hard to write! First time writing Hvitserk too, I hope it went well. Sorry for the length, I don’t know how this monstrosity ended with so many words but I hope it’s worth it. Thank you for your advice concerning it. Ivar and Hvitserk love each other in this (take notes Hirst). Again, sorry for any mistakes! Enjoy, sisters! 

King Ivar and his great army advanced through England quite easily, pillaging and killing every single person that stood on their way. Today was a great day for the King; he had won the ultimate battle that raged for almost four months. He had slaughtered the entire royal family without a second thought and had taken the praised crown of York. Soon, the news would spread, giving Ivar the fame he craved, the fame he deserved. For he was the most brutal yet the most worthy man you ever met. The kind of man you dreamt of but never could admit it out loud. It didn’t help that he was unfairly attractive. So attractive that even Balder, the most beautiful god in Asgard, would be jealous. 

You tried to fight the attraction you had for him but you couldn’t fight the feelings you felt in his presence. You couldn’t deny the wetness between your legs every time he roared one of his clever speeches, perched proudly upon his throne or his chariot. You couldn’t deny the dreams you had. Him above you, taking whatever he wanted from your willing and helpless body.

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4 Ways to NEVER get Sick or Con Crud Again!

New video for those who happen to give a F*ck. Flu season is passing but a ton of folks are still catching Colds and going to conventions getting Con Crud. And being sick is never any fun so I decided today to give you 4 steps to prevent colds, Flus, and illnesses of any sort. So pay attention today


Foodie Friday: Milagu Paal

-¼ tsp turmeric
-¼ tsp powdered black pepper
-Pinch saffron
-Sugar or honey (optional)

Bring the milk just to a gentle boil or simmer on the stove. Add each of the spices and stir to mix thoroughly. Sweeten with sugar or honey if desired. Drink hot to prevent cold and flu.

Note: If saffron is not available either due to expense or lack of local supply, consider using ginger instead.

Magical Ingredient!

Though the cold and flu season is technically done here where I live, it still lingers here and there. And as a kitchen witch, I feel I should always be prepared with a home remedy or two just in case those viruses rear their ugly heads again. Cough drops are helpful when the sickness sets in, but preventative remedies and remedies that are known to truly kick a cold’s ass tend to be a little harder to come by depending upon the situation.

Milagu paal, however, is a great remedy both after catching cold or flu and as a preventative, due to the soothing cream of the milk and the antiviral, antibiotic, and anti-inflammatory properties of the spices mixed in. I’ve covered turmeric and curry in the past, but an ingredient I feel often gets glossed over is the ever-present table spice we all know and love: black pepper.

What we see as peppercorn in our pepper mills and grinders is the dried fruit of the pepper vine, native to the tropical regions of India. Its use can be traced back to antiquity as a spice and as a medicine, as an expensive commodity (so much so that it likely was only affordable for the wealthy of Greece, and was used to stuff Ramesses II’s nose during his mummification ritual).

As a medicine, it was often used to treat illnesses ranging from constipation to insomnia, colds and flu. Pepper oil is used today as an ayurvedic massage oil, and its essential oil remains popular.

The presence of pepper in some traditions of witchcraft is undeniable, and among its correspondences are banishing, exorcism, cleansing, healing, prosperity, cursing, hexing, protection, and empowerment.

Most often, pepper is used for protection. Whole peppercorns may be carried in sachets or amulets to ward against Evil Eye, and pepper can be ground and mixed with salt and eggshell to create a potent protection powder.

In root work, pepper is frequently used in Goofer Dust, Hot Foot Powder, and Crossing Powder - all of which are meant to be a jinx to cause bad luck, keep someone away, or simply prevent others from casting hexes and curses against you.

A common practice is to burn peppercorns prior to saging a new home so as to banish evil spirits and negativity. (If you decide to try this, please be conservative in the amount of pepper being used, else the smoke becomes an irritant to the eyes, nose, mouth, and skin).

Work pepper into spells that are linked to deities associated with war or strength, such as Mars or the Morrigan, in order to give an additional bit of heat to the magic.

If seeking to work a prosperity or wealth spell, try incorporating whole peppercorns, as pepper is historically cherished and remains the single-most traded spice in the world. Trade routes for pepper spanned from India and China all the way to Britain, and later on to the Americas, and pepper trade was part of what fueled trade on the Silk Road. As such, peppercorns have a strong association with wealth and prosperity, making them a great addition to such spells.

In the kitchen, the benefits of pepper cannot be overstated. Both from a magical and a culinary standpoint, a kitchen without pepper flounders just as much as a kitchen without salt. When working your magic in the kitchen, consider what type of meal and what the intent of the meal is in order to determine how you should use your pepper. A pot roast, for instance, is great for health, prosperity, and happiness. Consider using whole peppercorns in the seasoning batch to banish sickness and invite wealth. Or, if you’re cooking a dish to provide protection, channel that intent into it as you grind it in a mortar and pestle or in a pepper mill.

And if someone is afflicted with cold and flu, consider working a protection, cleansing, and banishing spell to cast the illness out and bring in health, such as in a traditional Indian milagu paal!

May All Your Meals Be Blessed! )O(

It’s Not What It Looks Like (Movie!Enoch x Reader)

Summary: When Enoch finds you outside in the middle of the night, cold and homesick, you unintentionally spend the rest of the night in his room. Now you have to suffer the consequences over breakfast.

Warning: Nothing, really? I mean it sounds slightly suggestive, I guess. Also slight fluff, woo (not exactly a warning, but I thought you’d like to know).

Author’s Note: First MPHFPC imagine !! And of course it just had to be Enoch. It’s a bit all over the place but I hope it makes sense. Feedback is appreciated!

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Cold remedies and tips

I am currently sick af and thought I’d use this time to give some great remedies for colds.

Aromatherapy: I actually got an aromatherapy diffuser for Christmas, and I have been using peppermint oil to help clear my sinuses. There are all sorts of oils that you can use that help when your sick, just look on Pinterest!

Use shower melts too, you can pick up a shower vapor tablet at CVS and take a warm shower to open up your sinuses. Plus, you always feel better when you’re clean and fresh, especially after laying in bed all day.

I like using my mint face scrub, which does the same thing as the peppermint oil in my diffuser. It makes me feel like I can breathe better.

Take Emergen-C if you think you’re likely to get sick. Tho these are for more preventative measures, it has something crazy like over 1000% of your daily vitamin C, and other vitamins to help prevent a cold.

DRINK WATER. DRINK WATER. DRINK WATER. And drink orange juice!

Try to stay away from dairy if your throat is sore. I like to eat a lot of soup, fruit, and rice when I’m sick.

Sleep!!! I know you want to go out, or have to go to work, but call out and get your rest, because your body needs it. Lay in bed and watch tv or read and sleeeeep all day. And if someone covers your shift, don’t be stingy and cover theirs in the future. Help each other out.

Keep lights dim to avoid headaches and migraines

Tan alka-seltzer plus cold formula!!! I know it tastes like shit, but it helps with symptoms. Zicam also helps with cold symptoms and doesn’t taste as bad.

Another thing, DON’T PANIC about stuff you need to get done or should be doing. You need to REST. I was so busy during Christmas, but as soon as the day after Christmas hit I woke up sick, and had no energy to do anything on my massive to do list. I got a little anxious about it, but I realized I needed to let my body rest!

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So Imagine This...

Wonder Woman 2 is about how Diana covertly prevents the Cold War into breaking out into nuclear war and how her actions lead to the fall of the Soviet Union. During her mission she comes across her imprisoned Uncle Hades who was forced to do the bidding of the movie’s villain. She releases him, and when she does he’s like “holy shit thanks so much for saving my ass back there. Here, Imma get you a gift, brb”. But like he doesn’t come back and Diana kinda just shrugs and is like “lol ok whatevs I didn’t want a gift from my weird uncle anyway” and just continues on with her life

The last scene of the movie is Diana in the present and she’s on her way back to her place in Paris after dealing with some Justice League stuff and Hades shows up like “super sorry about the wait I got held up at work with the underworld thing and all, I finally got you your present. It’s waiting for you in your apartment.” Diana says thanks because she doesn’t want to piss off her weird uncle, but she has her sword and shield out when she opens her front door and she’s expecting a three headed dog or a tank or some weird shit but it’s actually none of that because Steve Trevor is sitting on her couch

BTS Reaction to Their S/O Always being Warmer/Hotter than Everyone Else

Request: Can you do a bts reaction of their s/o always being warmer/hotter than everyone else. (Hands always warm, that jerk {me} that wears a sweater, shorts and thin tights on cold days)


How? Just how? is all Namjoon could ask himself when you appeared outside of the dorms with a thin sweater paired with shorts with tights underneath. He looked at you in amazement as you sauntered pass him ignoring the fact he was looking at you as if you had grown another head. He was wearing thick jeans and a padded jacket with multiple layers underneath, it was freezing! You would just shrug your shoulders saying it wasn’t that cold even though Namjoon looked like he was about to turn into a walking Popsicle.

“How y/n?? I’m literally freezing my balls off, how are you warm??!!

Originally posted by minyggi


Jin always though you were some special breed of alien that was created by accident in a lab on another planet that was immune to the cold. How could outside almost be at freezing temperature and you could still feel somewhat warm enough to wear shorts with only a thin pair of tights under. He would give you a look of concern sometimes when he would be shivering from the cold but you were absolutely fine.

“Are you sure you’re human y/n?”

Originally posted by jinsasleep


Yoongi never really over thought the fact that you would be warm in the colder weather than everyone else. He just though that you had grown so accustom to the cold that you could wear less clothing than the average person would. But once in awhile when outside was deadly cold and you would be wearing normal clothes he would give you a confused look as if you were wearing ten layers of clothing in the hottest temperature.

“You’ve gotta be at least a little bit cold y/n, it’s freezing”

Originally posted by dreamyoongi


As you walked beside a very much clothed Hoseok, covering every inch of his body to prevent the cold from nipping at his sensitive skin, you shook your head.

“It’s not that cold” you shrugged as you kept your gaze ahead. Hoseok’s head would snap so quick in your direction you were surprised it didn’t break. His eyes widened as he looked at you like you were a crazy person.

“Not that COLD!!! Y/n, I can’t even feel my toes and I’m wearing two pairs of socks.” he stammered as his teeth were clattering from the cold.\

You rolled your eyes as you stuck your hands in your shorts that were placed over a pair of sheer tights. You could feel Hoseok’s eyes piercing holes at the side of your head as you peered down at your under dressed body.

“I have no idea how you can be dressed like that and still be alive” he exaggerated 

Originally posted by jjeonguk


Jimin had no idea how you could be out in such cold weather only wearing a sweater with shorts and not even thick tights to keep you warm. But never really minded it, he used your abnormal body temperature to his advantages as he would use you for your body heat. He would always pull you tight against him and place his cold nose in the crook of your neck enjoying the warmth radiating from your body. You didn’t mind it to be quite honest, you loved this close contact and how cute he looked when he was cold with his pink ears and slightly puffy face.

“Jagi you’re so warmmm, don’t let go”

Originally posted by albumher


Tae would always be concerned about you being cold, he would ask you multiple times if you wanted to wear his jacket or borrow a pair of his sweatpants, but you were fine. You weren’t really affected by the cold weather and although you kept telling him he would still worry. You loved how concerned he was about you and how much he cared for your well being that you would give into him and take his jacket just to make him feel better although his pouting face was so cute. He would instantly break into a boxed smiled as he felt contented with you accepting his jacket so you wouldn’t be cold.

“You will be extra warm if you wear my jacket jagi”

Originally posted by mvssmedia


Jungkook would look at you all shook whenever you would come over only wearing a sweater with shorts and tights despite the coldness of the weather outside. This would eventually result in him asking you the most ridiculous questions to why you never got cold and was always warm in freezing weather. You couldn’t help but laugh at his confused expressions as you shook your head at his ridiculous questions. But he would be serious and didn’t get why you were laughing, he would be genuinely concerned for your health.

“Are you cold blooded y/n,…………….like a reptile….? he asked as he slowly inched away from you.

Originally posted by heliogabalusroses

Bimbo Winter Wear

Most bimbos know that bimbo fashion is about putting yourself on display, and drawing attention to your best bits.  That’s usually done by showing a lot of skin.  But what about the bimbos who have to deal with colder climates, with actual winters and snow and such?

Well, the same basic rules apply, but you have to be a bit more creative than just exposing as much of your tits and ass as the law allows.  You should still be putting yourself on display, and drawing attention to your best bits.  Look for form fitting fashions that define or highlight your curves.

Sweaters can be your friend, but choose your friends carefully!  Avoid loose, baggy sweaters that just hang off of you and make you shapeless.  Instead, go for close-fitting sweaters, and you’ll draw plenty of positive attention no matter how thick the material is. In fact, as long as the material is contoured to your body, thicker sweaters can make your tits look even bigger and softer than normal.  Exposed flesh will make guys want to see your tits, but wrapping them in a soft, fuzzy sweater is going to make them want to feel them.

There are a number of men who also enjoy long socks and leg warmers; if your man is a fan, or if you’re not currently attached, feel free to take advantage of this!  Your extremities (a big word for the “ends” of your body: feet, hands, and head) are what get cold first, and where you “lose” most of your heat, so you’d be surprised how little you need to wear if you have a warm pair of socks on.  Thicker materials are often OK here as well, but you might do well to ask guidance on what your partner prefers.

Thick materials do not belong around your waist/hips, though!  That’s one area you need to keep as skin-tight as you can manage.  For this area, you should look for materials that are thin but still insulate well.  Denim jeans work great this time of year.  If you need a little extra insulation, opt for some lycra leggings under your jeans instead of panties.  Shapewear also tends to be very effective in retaining heat; not so great in the summer, but helpful in the winter!

Required to wear a skirt or dress? See if you can wear a slip or petticoat under the skirt. It will provide an extra layer of insulation, can help trap warmer air close to your skin, and doesn’t change the shape of the skirt. It also can move with the skirt for easy access/exposure, if that’s the intent of the dress or skirt.

We’re sure you’ve heard this before, probably most of your life, but layers, layers, layers.  Dressing in layers not only helps with insulating you against the cold, but hopefully you might even get warm enough to be able to remove some of the layers when you’re indoors. Never underestimate the enjoyment that comes from watching a woman removing clothing, even if she’s still covered underneath; the removing of a layer invites the viewer’s mind to imagine the next layer coming off, and then the next, and so on. You stay warm, and they get hot, so it’s a win-win!  But keep in mind the show you’re putting on, and don’t wear anything too difficult or awkward to remove.

Winter is the time to get furry, too.  Fur is not only warm, but it puts in peoples’ minds that you’re as luxurious and soft as the fur you’re wearing is.  They’ll want to pet the fur, and they’ll want to pet you too.  As @hypdom has said time and again, “Bimbos are soft on soft on soft.” (By the way, @hypdom has a tag for “winter bimbo” with his ideas for winter fashions for bimbos. Go check it out for more suggestions!)

Let’s talk about coats and jackets for a minute.  There’s really no need to get the giant, puffy, Michelin-man coats except in extreme climates.  A good coat has three parts: a breathable liner to let warm, moist air escape away from your body; a layer of fibers with plenty of gaps for that warm air to fill and be trapped in; an outer layer with a dense enough weave to the material to prevent water or cold air from entering the fiber layer.  The thicker the fiber layer, the more warm air it can hold, so the more insulating it is.  However, it takes more time for warm air to fill that space between the fibers, so it doesn’t provide any real benefit unless you’re out in the cold for very long times.  In other words, those super heavy coats don’t necessarily keep you warmer; they’re designed to protect you from “prolonged exposure” (being outside for a very long time).  Few bimbos really are going to experience that kind of time outside. So you’re better finding a fashionable coat that looks good and is good at trapping heat, instead of just grabbing the thickest coat you can find.  And put the coat on a few minutes before you go outside, to let the insulating (fiber) layer build up that layer of warm air before going out in the cold.

While we’re talking about winter outer wear, let’s not forget hats, scarves, and gloves.  They’re not only great ways to keep warm, but there’s tons of options for accessorizing your outfits with them to really keep your style pumped up to 10!  Fur works great for these also!

Most bimbos already know this, but winter is definitely boot season!  Wear them and enjoy them!  They’ll help keep you warm, also.  Get yourself some good, comfortable, everyday boots to wear, and not just the super sexy boots with spike heels.  Everyday boots can look great and even be sexy, but don’t forget that you’ll have to walk on wet pavement and possibly snow or ice with them, so make sure they’re stable and they fit well.

This topic was requested by @justanemptydoll, but we hope these tips have helped give everyone ideas on how to develop or extend a bimbo winter wardrobe.  The key thing to keep in mind is to keep your body on display (even if not your skin), and to be pretty and pleasing.  In the summer it’s great to make everyone stare and want to see more of you; in the winter, make yourself as warm and soft and pettable as you can so everyone wants to feel you.

What are your tips for bimbo winter fashion? Send them in, or send us pictures of your own winter wardrobe!

Happy Together

Originally posted by jorindelle

Fandom: Vikings

Pairing: Ivar x reader

Summery: Reader and Ivar spend some time together on the beach.

Warnings: None

It was early morning and the sun was already two or three hours high in the sky, meaning the towns people were only now waking and beginning their daily chores. You, on the other hand, had woken long before by night terrors and had decided to clear your mind by taking a stroll down by the shore.

The sand crunched and shifted underneath your feet as you walked along the edge of the water, the waves lapping up and drenching the bottom of your dress. You had been a fool taking only a thin shawl with you on your walk. It did nothing to prevent the cold onshore breeze from sending violent goosebumps all down your body, but you were already to far from your hut to turn back now and swap it for some warm furs.

“(Y/N)!” A familair voice called out. Startled, you dragged your eyes up from your feet and looked around. You hadn’t expected anyone else out by the water at this time, let alone your good friend, Ivar. He was waving at you, only a little further away from where you stood, his hands fumbling with a flat stone which he threw into the water, watching it skip across the surface before sinking. “Come here.”

Hitching your skirt up with one hand, you hurried your walking pace.

Finally reaching him, Ivar moved over so you could sit beside him on the cloth that had been laid out upon the sand. 

“Never expected to see you out here, Ivar.” You said, smiling. “I thought you were terrified of the ocean.“

“Well, I’m not in the ocean, am I?” Ivar jested. turning to face you. A smile graced your lips as you took in his appearance. The two of you had known each other since you were children, yet every time you looked at him you became breathless. He had the kind of face that stopped you in your tracks, and you supposed he was used to that from you by now. The sudden pause in your expression when you looked his way, followed by a weak smile and the blush that gave it all away. You particularly loved how he looked back at you. The brilliant smile he’d give in return and the intense look in his mesmerizing blue eyes. 

“No, you aren’t.” You agreed, looking back out at the water. “What are you doing out here?”

“Thinking about England.”

You blinked twice. “England?“ 

“That is what I just said.” Ivar smirked. “I wish to go there someday - discover it’s riches for myself.”

Letting out a content hum, you thought back to the stories your father had once told you of the far off land and how he had fought along side Ragnar Lothbrok, Ivar’s father, the first time they had arrived. 

“And what would you do there, Ivar?” You asked him.

Ivar grinned at you and shuffled around as to rest his head on your lap. “It’s what we would do there, (Y/N).” He said, gazing up at you as your fingers ran through his short hair. “Because you would come with me. Would you not?”

“I’d follow you to Hel and back.”

Ivar huffed happily and looked up at the orange and pink sky above. “I often dream of battle with you by my side, as beautiful as Freyja herself.”

“Don’t say that.” You warned him as not to upset the Gods.

“It’s true.” Ivar chuckled, a dazed look coming upon his face as he remembered the dream. Taking your free hand, he planted a loving kiss into your palm. 

Neither of you said another word for what felt like a eternity, the two of you just enjoying the other’s company. It wasn’t until the sky had turned blue and the fishermen had set out when Ivar spoke again.

“(Y/N)?” He mumbled.

“Hmm?” You looked back down at him, removing your fingers from his hair and laying your hand out behind you, the other still in his tight grip.

“Kiss me.”

Don’t Look Back (ACOTAR AU) Part 13

Here, have some: scooby doo, innuendos, drunk feysand sexytimes + nessian and if you squint there’s rhycien

so with that. this chapter is NSFW. enjoy.

bonus points if you correctly count how many times i wrote ‘fuck’ or a variation of it in this chapter. no ragrets x

part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, part 9, part 10, part 11, part 12, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18Part 19

Only two weeks ago, had Azriel sat at his Birthday dinner sipping whiskey and being treated like a King.

Now? He had really drawn the short straw with this one.

The Senior Halloween party was taking place at Helion’s house in the suburbs, and it was absolutely essential that you wore a costume, otherwise you just wouldn’t be allowed entry. Even Amren was participating, though, she was most definitely not participating in the group costume that was organised.

“We’re just missing Velma,” said Ines, already taking a horrifically large amount of photos that made Azriel want to die.

Cassian patted Azriels’ head, “Oh liven up, Scooby.”

Azriel resisted the urge to bite Shaggy’s hand off.

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The Labyrinth Chapter 22

Originally posted by bts-we-are-bulletproof

Genre: Gang AU/ High School AU

Pairing: Reader/Jimin

Length: 5.0k

Summary: Finding an injured boy collapsing in front of your house, you decide to help him, only to find out he’s associated with some underground business. After that fateful night, you surprisingly find him in the new class you had just transferred into.

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Honeymoon {Remus Lupin x Reader} *SMUT* *REQUESTED*

I WROTE THIS IN MY PARENTS’ OFFICE AND I THINK I SHOULD WIN A SHAMELESS AWARD. anyway, im a sucker for Remus so this was totally worth it :)))


(and yes, anon, this is for you)


Every move they made was calculated carefully as they slowly danced to the bedroom of their new home. With lips locked together and hands around each other, they undressed their clothing and left them in a messy pile on the floor. Remus had imagined his honeymoon about a dozen times with (Y/n) and so he took his time to indulge into her sweet pair of lips, not feeling the need to rush things. He wanted it to be precious and gentle. As he unlaced her wedding gown, his mouth watered at the sight of her looking so beautiful in her tiny white lingerie. It was his first time seeing her without the uniform or the dresses she would wear on their dates and he was happy to finally see it all come off. She smiled at him and placed both of her hands on his broad shoulders while he held her waist, swaying slowly under the romantic candlelights. He pressed his forehead against hers and softly whispered,

“Hello, Mrs. Lupin.”

(Y/n) chuckled at the sound of her new name and bit her lip before answering, “Hello, Mr. Lupin.”

“You look so lovely tonight, darling,” he said before pressing a kiss on her lips, feeling the excitement rise in his chest as she tugged on his neck tie, deepening the kiss. She moved her lips against him in perfect synchronization and with a gentle push, she sat down on the bed while he proceeded to unzip her lace lingerie, not taking his lips off her.

She was really sweet, almost like chocolate. Not a day passes by that he loved her less than before. He was happy to spend every second of his life with her and she felt the same for him. After finally removing her undergarments, he shrugged off his coat and gently crawled on top of her, gazing into her (e/c) eyes that captured his heart the first time he saw her in the Great Hall. He unbuckled his belt and threw his pants aside while she pressed kisses down his neck, keeping her fingers intertwined in his brown hair she adored so much. She unbuttoned his white shirt and pushed him to sit back so she could climb on his lap.

“I love you so much, Remus,” she said, kissing him once more before trailing down to his jaw, throat, and collarbone. He played with her (h/c) hair around his long finger as she left kisses along the scars on his body and the small patch of hair on his chest. His heart beat loud like a strong drum, shouting her name and her name alone. It thrilled him but he held the instinctive urge to pounce on her and did his best to be patient. She was teasing all his favorite spots dangerously and by the time she reached his boxers, he was almost panting. She sat once more on his lap and kissed him passionately, tongue tasting his lips while he guided his fingers to her bum. He squeezed her there, making her moan into the kiss, a sign that he wanted her now.

“So beautiful for me. So sweet,” he praised.

She laid back on the mattress and allowed him to get on top of her, his turn to tease her. He kissed her neck to her breasts where he left small bites but not enough to bruise. He sucked on her nipples gently while his other hand massaged her, moans leaving her mouth as he licked them.

“Remus…,” she gasped after feeling the tips of his fingers rub her moist womanhood.

He slipped a finger inside and tormented her with teases and whispers, his lips brushing against her jaw but not pressing into a kiss. (Y/n) was writhing and moaning beneath his touch. She bucked her hips to him after he added another finger, feeling her orgasm coming close.

“Come on, love. Do it for me. That’s right. Bet you taste delicious down there,” he encouraged and shortly after, she felt herself release.

Remus removed his boxers and positioned himself between her legs, his length rubbing up and down her soaking slit.

“Are you sure, darling?”

“Yes, Remus…Want you now,” (Y/n) moaned.

He smiled at her and kissed her softly before pushing inside. It was his turn to moan.

“O-Oh…yes..Mm, so nice and tight, darling.”

She felt so good and warm around his hard member. He pulled out and thrusted back in and soon enough, it became a pace. Slow and gentle were his movements, wanting to make sure she feels every inch the length he pushed inside her. Her nails dug scratches on his back, leaving behind red trails but Remus did not mind. It quite turned him on.

He continued thrusting into her until he reached the spot that made her buck her hips into him once more.

“Remus, right there! Mm…”

“Here, love? Gonna cum now…”

As they neared their orgasm, Remus pushed her knees to her chest and slightly quickened his pace. Afterwards, he released inside her and watched her smile satisfyingly as she came as well. He cleaned her up, ever the gentleman he was, and tucked her under the thick blankets to prevent her from feeling cold. He kissed her gently and waved his wand, snuffing out the candles before lying down beside (Y/n) and falling asleep.

Curing the Common Cold: The Witches’ Way

 Ah, it’s that time of the year again. Nearing the end of summer, and starting up…the cold season. For everytime our craft has drawn us to go outside in cauld winter weather, there’s a time it draws us to an herbal remedy! For more posts like this, check out my Instagram @witches.corner 

This is meant for the common cold only. Do not use in place of medical attention if you suspect something more serious is at hand or if you are immunocompromised. 

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We don’t believe what’s on TV - Chapter 25

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Resume: I had an ordinary life, or that’s what I wanted to believe. I lost myself in the TV series that I listened to forget the normal boring life. What I didn’t know, however, was that my life would change completely overnight.

Finding myself in 2013 at Beacon Hills County.

This will be a Stiles x Reader but only further in the story

In this chapter: Hypnosis and demons, what’s inside my head?

Word count: 5783

A/N: Yeah yeah I know I’m a week late but I got a double words chapter! This chapter is the hypnosis as you could have guessed. It’s more on the reader story line, and y’all can learn a bit more of what’s happening to her and how she got there. But especially, what’s inside her head. Thanks to @maddie110201 who proofreaded it tonight, you know you’re the best, right? I hope y’all like this chapter! I’m a bit nervous about it so please tell me what you thought of it! (Ps: if you’re on the tag list or if you really enjoy this series it would be super kind to leave a feedback! It makes the author wanna continue! And especially with this story, it takes a lot of time for me to write it but only a couple of seconds are needed for a feedback!)

“I don’t think it’s actually a good idea …” I murmured, my arms crossed against my chest, staring at the metal basin filled with water and ice. “Finally I don’t want to very much,” I continued, laughing nervously, feeling the gaze of far too many people on me.

“Y / N …” A voice came close to me and warm hands rested on my bare, cold shoulders. My body was already cold and I hadn’t even put a foot in the basin. “If you don’t want to, nobody’s going to force you,” Scott finished, stroking my shoulders gently. I glanced around at the animal clinic where Scott was working. The exact place where Isaac was hypnotized in the same basin in the same way and where Scott, Stiles and Allison would make the sacrifice to the nemeton in order to find their parents at the end of this season.

In front of me, on the other side of the basin was Deaton. He had his arms crossed on his chest and was waiting, his neutral gaze hiding all his thoughts. Scott was on my right, supporting me as best he could. Stiles was on my left and when my eyes met his, my heartbeat slowed slowly.

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Omega Children Headcanons

-Omega children are generally petite and quiet but very intelligent

-Despite being small they actually eat a lot of food in one sitting, sometimes even more than Alphas

-They love baggy clothes, often times Omega children will wrap up in one of their parents sweaters or bathrobes. The softness and the parental scent comforts them

-A little cluster of Omega children talking about their future Alphas and being all red faced and embarrassed about it but gushing nonetheless

-Small Omega nests filled with teddy bears and nursery quilts

-Being very cuddly with their Omega and Beta friends

-Omega children sometimes prefer their Alpha parent, but they always share a close bond with their Omega parent

-They are even more sensitive to the cold than adult Omegas and are often dressed very warmly to prevent a cold

-Some parents preferring to homeschool their Omega children to keep them safer

-Always trying hard to help their parents do things and beaming with pride whenever they are praised

L O V E B O U N D 

I. “Rainbound

I’m sooo happy to finally present the first part of LOVEBOUND. This fanfiction will include long and short, romantic and sad, smutty and funny different little dribbles about Taylor’s life in London. The chapters may have a connection to each other and maybe they won’t ;) Click on the link below and listen to the song while reading. Let me know what you think & I’ll continue. 

P.S. This may include a sensible topic for some people (warning). 

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anonymous asked:

Hello! How about a scenario with link? Perhaps him and his s/o are cooking and link ends up adding the wrong ingredient?

I do hope this is fine 💜

- Aya

Spicy Confusion

The sky was painted a shade of light blue, clouds of various shapes and sizes decorated the once plain canvas as flocks of birds flew with ease. The sun shone brightly, its warm rays providing light and warmth for the villagers of Hateno Village to indulge. However, the chilling air seemed to have been able to pierce through the warm light and kiss each and every inch of exposed skin there was, forcing people to wear multiple layers of clothing to defend themselves from the cold. The red tint in the tips of their nose and ears - sadly - proved that it was ineffective.

Kids were forced to stay inside their homes instead to play and shopkeepers avoided leaving the doors and windows open to prevent the cold air from getting inside. Farmers had to bear with its deadly kisses as they took care of their crops and mothers rushed to finish their tasks. Despite being summer already, it seemed that the temperature did not want to cooperate with it.

Behind the house and model houses of Bolson Construction stands the home of a young couple. The pot nearby accepted the blazing heat from the burning piles of wood below, cooking the meal prepared by both Link and his lover. The simmering liquid which cooked the sliced meat slowly vaporized into thin smoke, and the aroma embraced the two young adults as they talked to one another. The dish was simple to make, Prime Gourmet Curry. It was enough for the stomachs of those who ate it to feel warmth spread throughout their bodies, and it was surely something everyone had to eat sooner or later.

The chatter between the two was disrupted by a pair of rushing footsteps nearing them, and both of them turned their heads to see an ecstatic Amira. The mother of two faced [name], a large grin plastered on her face. She intertwined her fingers together and pleaded, “Oh, dear! May I borrow you for a second? I really want to show you something I made.” The couple looked at each other before shrugging, [name] stood up and patted their clothes down. They turned their head to face Link and asked, “Can you put the Goron Spice for me?”

Link stood up and nodded as a reply, refraining from something with someone else around. They gratefully smiled, placing their lips upon his cheek for a second before joining Amira. “I’ll be back soon, don’t worry!” They exclaimed, and he watched their figures getting smaller until they were no longer there. The knight stretched, popping a few bones to release the tension from his shoulders.

He walked inside his home, breathing in the welcoming scent of wood of the space enclosed by four walls. Nearing the shelves where the Goron Spice resides in, he eyed the multiple containers; each held different kinds of spices and elixirs. Everything looked the same except the colours of the liquid inside. His lover decided to transfer each and every one of them in the same kind of jar, admitting that it was quite uncomfortable for them to see so many different containers in one spot. It was not difficult to differentiate them from each other, thanks to the help of the pieces of paper taped in each container. Link made the mistake of not paying any attention to what he was reaching for, confident that his instincts were right with its choice of jar.

He left his house and neared the pot, popped the cork open and poured the adequate amount of spice in–

Oh dear, was that purple swirling around inside the pot?

Link’s baby blue eyes widened, finally realizing the mistake he has done. He soon regretted ever trusting his instincts, and should have checked if what he got was the correct one or not. He held the jar up and read the label taped onto it.

It was not Goron Spice, but Monster Extract.

A look of disbelief and annoyance overtook his features, and Link could not help but breathe out a deep sigh. What should he say once [name] gets back?

He decided to wait instead, the food still looked edible enough to eat. Maybe they can even turn them into meaty rice balls instead.

“Link, what’s that smell?” Not even before a minute after they made the mistake did he hear their voice. He turned and watched as they neared the cooking pot with confusion. Eyeing the food before them, they crossed their arms and asked, “What did you do?”

“I… accidentally added Monster Extract instead of Goron Spice?” Link responded in a questioning tone, scratching his nape with his free hand as embarrassment flooded his cheeks, turning them into a shade of pink. He looked at the ground and waited for them to react. Instead, what he only received was a soft slap on the back of his head, causing him to gasp in surprise.

“How many times I have told you to check before confirming that it’s the right one?” They asked, although they knew they didn’t need an answer for that. Link chuckled under his breath, muttering an apology as he smiled. [name] shook their head and patted his shoulder.

“Don’t worry, we can still eat it. Come on, it’s almost done,” they said, getting inside to get the utensils needed. “It’s your turn to wash the dishes after this for your mistake!” They exclaimed. Link shook his head and followed after, shouting back an “Okay!”