• <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Person:</b> It's so easy to be a girl you just have to make yourself pretty<p/><b>Me:</b> What's good you snake. My eyeliner has to compete with Byun Baekhyun's, my legs are uglier than Min Yoongi's, and G-Dragon - unlike me - has unlimited access to designer brands so what do you call easy now beauty is a diddly darn competition<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
me explaing binu to my mom

me:this is eunwoo he is the pretty one

mom: he looks like a girl

me: cause he is really pretty

me: this is moonbin he is also really pretty but we are gonna called him the handsome one

mom: are you sure these arent the same person


mom: handsome one is better looking he has a kind face pretty one lookies like a zombie

i also showed my mom this gif of moonbin dancing and she said that he was her fave :”) 

INFP Levels of Friendship...

Level 1

Person: You look nice today

Me: Why thank you, you as well

Level 2

Person: You’re so pretty

Me: Awww, you really, I just, thank you, you are too sweet!

Level 3

Person: Your answer today in class was pretty sick

Me Internally: I really, REALLY like you and I trust you…

Me: Dude, thanks, I panicked like a little girl *laughs*

Level 4

Person: You’re my best friend :)

Me Internally: Pfffffff I love your stinking face I just wanna hug you and protect you and show you my world!!! I love you, please let me just be with you. I just love your presence and the vibes you give off. OMG I love you… more than you’ll ever know but I don’t wanna freak you out!!! AHHH!!

Me: *Hugs* You’re my best friend too

[TRANS] 160520 Woohyun Yongsan Fan Sign - Fan Accounts

Fan Account 1 (twt nam_shu01)

WH: XX, hi~
Fan: Hello..
WH: Wow, what grade are you in~? (signing
Fan: Middle school 3rd year!
WH: Middle school 3rd year?! Middle school 3rd year??!! Then…born in 2000??
Fan: Born in 2001!
WH: Born in 2001?!!?!!
Fan: Yeah..ㅎㅎㅎ
WH: Do you want to get married to oppa?ㅎㅎ
Fan: Yesㅠㅜ
WH: That’s a crime, a crime!! Grow a bit more and then come back, okay~?
Fan: Hehe (holds out a choker) Oppa, can you wear this just once..?
WH: Huh? Where do you put this on?
Fan: On your neck!
WH: My neck? Put this on for me~ (sticks his face forward
Fan: H..Huh? Okay..!! (trembling
Manager: No it takes too long. Just put it on his arm or go
Fan: (hesitating
WH: Ah, leave the kid alone, she’s putting it on for me. Go on, put it on, put it on for me, XX-ya~
Fan: (trembling) (It doesn’t fit Woohyun’s neck very well; struggling because it barely goes around his neck)
Manager: No, it’s too small, it’s too small. Go
WH: No, she’s done! Thank you~ (Locks fingers for both hands and shakes them)
Fan: Hehe oppa, can I get your thumbprint on the album…?
WH: Thumbprint? Haa~ (blows air on his thumb and stamps it) Touch it when you want to hold hands with me!!ㅋㅋ
Fan: Thank youㅠㅠㅠ
WH: ㅎㅎTake care~~~~

I literally came back crying ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
After he was done with signing, Woohyun touched the choker and said “I’m gonna take it off it’s too suffocating I can’t breathe”ㅋㅋㅋㅋ I felt really bad and couldn’t say anything but others told him to keep wearing it and hang on for a little longer..ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Thank you..


Fan Account 2 (twt 89to93)

During the fan sign he talked for a long timeㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ Even when the staff was telling us to go, Woohyunie kept holding on to the album, didn’t let go of fan’s hand, and kept talking and stuffㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

He was talking with a fan
And when the staff was like we’ll move on now
Woohyunie said after I listen to herㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠNam Woohyun I love youㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ


Fan Account 3 (twt LupinNamu)

I’ll say this again..
Me: Am I cute?
WH: Of course
Me: Do you like me?
WH: No I love you


Fan Account 4 (twt namstarnam)

Me: Oppa hello
WH: Oh? Long time no see
Me: Do you remember me?
WH: Yes, but I know for sure that I’m not an oppa to you
Me: Darn it (Both laugh)
WH: How old your son now?
Me: 5 years old
WH: Wow he must’ve grown so much


Fan Account 5 (twt ifntranyo)

So effing cute how he smiles after hiding the album and the fan looks back
Some fan reached out to get her album and he was like fooling around hiding it behind his back so effing cute ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ so cute ㅠㅠㅠㅠ Nam Woohyun is the cutest in this world ㅠㅠㅠㅠ He would rub the album on his clothes saying that it got dirty with his fingerprints ㅠㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜ (dead)


Fan Account 6 (twt dropp8482)

Thank you for wearing this flower crown for so longㅜ so prettyㅜ
When I said “Long time no see” and he said “I know, I missed you”, I had to hold my tears back. Put the flower crown on him and quivered cuz he was so pretty
Our beautiful Namu I love you

Said it’s his wish to make a small theater and hold performances there, hold events there, and meet with fans. 200, 300 seats ㅋㅋ He says the competition is our own ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ


Fan Account 7 (twt oooziyoung)

My fan account for Woohyun’s fan sign
Me: Sobㅠㅠ Oppa on mine your eyes are open ㅜㅜ (T/N: Talking about the album)
WH: Oh? It’s the limited edition? ㅋㅋ What number are you?
Me: 971
WH: You barely made itㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Me: Oppa can I show you the prettiest thing in this world?
WH: (confused Namu)
Me: (shows him the mirror)
WH: I am pretty
Me: Prettiest in this world (x2) Oppa can I pet your head just this once? (T/N: The way she phrases it makes it hard to distinguish who’s supposed to pet whose head)
WH: (extends his hand to pet my head)
Me: No, I’ll do it
WH: No it’s okay (then stuck his head out ㅜㅠ)
Me: (pet pet)
WH: How is it?
Me: (thumbs up)
I went back (to my seat) after saying bye with our fingers laced sobㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅠㅜ You’re too handsome ㅠㅜㅜㅠ

Translated by: togetherinspirit7
Credit: Twitter

[TRANS] 160925 ‘INFINITE ONLY’ Yeongdeungpo YP Bookstore Fan Sign - INFINITE

Fan Account 1 (twt lick012)

At the fan sign today, I asked Gyu to draw me a ring on my finger ㅋㅋ And then he told me to show it to many people and drew it on my middle finger..a (thick) band^–^


Fan Account 2 (twt Mukiryuck_k)

DW - Hello
Me - Hello, oppa!
DW - It’s nice to meet you kyakya
Me - Oppa you’re too good-lookingㅠㅠ
DW - Oh! Thank you~
Me - I’m worried because you got so skinny
DW - Ah right. I make sure to eat all my meals but maybe it’s because I move around a lot or because I talk too much

SJ - Hello~
Me - Hi~
SJ - I missed you
Me - Me too!! Please suggest a color I should dye my hair!
SJ - Mm I think you’ll look good in a bright color. Mm blonde? Not too light, but a little light?

SY - Is your name Atom?!
Me - No no Arom. That’s my nickname from elementary school..
SY - Arom?? That’s a pretty name
Me - Oh thank youㅠ But oppa, there isn’t a good picture..(couldn’t continue
SY - Yeah…I know.. Everyone told me that. Around twenty people told me the same thing

HY - Arom!
Me - Yes it’s Arom~ Oppa
We just looked into each other’s eyes for a while..He stared at me with these wide eyes and my heart thumped..these words just came out on their own
Me - Oppa you’re so good-lookingㅠㅠ (has nothing else to say)
HY - Thanks, Arom
Me - Oh? You got something on your hand

L - Hi~
Me - Ah, my store manager said he saw you at Yuldong Park not too long ago!!!
L - (pauses for a bit) Uh..uh..I didn’t go to that store but I did film at the park!!
Me - The manager said he was shocked because you were so good-looking

WH - A…reum?
Me - It’s Arom!!
WH - Arong??
Me - Ro with an M!!
WH - Ah Arom!!
Me - Please make my heart thump!!
WH - Heart thump? What should I do for you..heart thump??
Then he kissed his finger heart and held it close to my lips. Not on my lips though so don’t misunderstand x

I think he was very tired today..he was yawning..
Me - Oppa, you’re really tired aren’t you..
SG - Yeah so sleepy..couldn’t sleep..we recorded late at night so I barely got any sleep
Me - Oh no
SG - I think all the members are having a bit of a rough time because we have so many schedules

p.s. I didn’t even ask for it but Lee Sungjong wrote this for meㅋㅋ
But Sungjong..did you know that I was gonna get on the wrong subway train and end up taking the taxi because subway trains stopped running..It’s been 3 hours since the fan sign ended but I’m not home yet..ㅋㅋㅋ

Both of us, let’s hang in there…


Fan Account 3 (twt ron0428new)

Todays’ INFINITE fan sign

Sunggyu was last and as soon as I knelt in front of him he closed his eyes. When I asked him ‘Are you tired?’ he said his eyes hurt and showed me >_< this face for a while.

My heart hurts. I feel sorry for him. Ha oh no our baby
But so cute ㅠ ㅠ I thought I was gonna go insane

DW: Is your name ♡♡? It’s so unique and pretty
Me: Thank you. This is your present
(On the envelope, it said “Just a present. Giving you what I want to receive”)
Dongwoo cracked upㅋㅋㅋㅋHe asked me for a handshake ♡
Also told me that I look like this celebrity. So much wit

SJ: Hello
Me: The concept this time is crazy. I framed this picture
SJ: Oh really? ㅋㅋ
(The person in front is talking to Sungyeol about him being skinny)
Then Sungyeol and Sungjong both started arguing over who’s skinnier
SY: (Pointing at Sungjong) He has nothing worth seeing
SJ: Ah ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Me: Did you buy that Dy♡ hairdryer?
L: (Cooed aww and stuck his lips out - my eyes went blind) It’s still sold out so I couldn’t buy it
Me: You can buy it directly! 
L: (wide-eyed) Really? But when…
Me: Next time?
L: Well, I’m going to Japan anyways ㅋㅋ
Then we held hands
Why ㅠ I can use my savings account for you

I asked Woohyun to write me ‘May you live a long life’ and he wrote it for me without asking me anything
What why do I feel humiliated even though I was the one who asked him

Before fan sign started, there must’ve been something on Sunggyu’s nose because Woohyun took it off for him after looking at him for a while. Then Sunggyu said something and narrowed his eyes at him. What was it? I’m curious

Me: I like all the songs this time!
WH: Really? Which one do you like the most?
Me: Typhoon! (Woohyun stuck his pen out towards me) (Pause) After an unfinished farewell…(Flustered)
WH: Why are you being so shy ㅋㅋ So cute. You have some cuteness ㅋ
I’m tone deaf…and you’re cuter.

Me: This is a ring holder. You hang your rings on here
SY: Aah like the thing you do this and this with your rings? (Faint♡)
Me: Yeah, it’s shaped like a hedgehog
SY: Ah but I’m not wearing any rings right now
Me: (Holding my hand up) It’s okay, I have some on
SY: …(Taken aback)
Why did I do that.

Me: (You’re so good-looking that) my words aren’t coming out ㅠ
HY: ??
(Explaining the gift on and on)
HY: Oh your nails are sparkly and pretty
(I have glass gel nails)
Me: Really? Look, my ring is INFINITE too
(Shows him my hand with the infinity symbol ring)
HY: Oh! You’re right
…What did I do

After talking with Sungyeol I was gonna move onto Hoya. The person in front wasn’t done so I looked at Yeolie again and before I knew it, I drooped my eyebrows and said ‘You got too skinny…’
Yeol touched his arms and chest and said ‘Skinny? That’s not true’ and looked at me with narrowed eyes.
I mean, I guess those clothes made you look skinny…


Fan Account 4 (twt kimkyujang0428)

160925 Yeongpung fan sign #sunggyu text of when he mentioned ‘Please Take Care of My Refrigerator’

SG: Oh yeah, before Arirang tomorrow I’ll be making an appearance on ‘Please Take Care of My Refrigerator’ again. You’ll get to see my changed refrigerator. I’ve been living like a normal human being lately
HY: Who asked you?
SG: I just wanted to say it?


Fan Account 5 (twt jjongM133)

My twitter friend went to the fan sign today and because Sungjong’s was so cute, I got permission from her to write about it

She told Sungjong that because he lost weight, he looks a lot cooler on stage, and it’s hard to lose weight even if you decide to do it, so it’s really amazing how he was able to do it successfully. Sungjong was listening to her very intently and became all bright and told her thank you very much


Fan Account 6 (twt ohmyyeol_827)

Me: (Hands him my letter)
HY: Thank you, I’ll read it well
Me: Oppa, I wrote this letter really quickly because I couldn’t prepare a present for you and I felt badㅠㅠ
HY: What are you saying? You’re the present

HowonㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠThank youㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

Me: Oppa you’re the best
HY: Of course ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Howon is the best

Me: (Gives him pain relief patches as present)
L: (Surprised)
Me: Oppa, please be healthy always
L: (Sigh) Thank you, I’ll get better soon
Me: I was really worried because your knees aren’t well
L: I can’t help it since we’re promoting right nowㅜㅜ

Let’s not be sick, our Myongmyongie ㅠㅠ Your face breaks my heart…


Fan Account 7 (twt Eogiyadieoracha)
Lee Howon ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Someone gave him pumpkin sweet potato as his present and after looking at it ㅋㅋㅋ He said “Hey thanks!!!” ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Then he started talking to her asking stuff like where are you from ㅋㅋㅋ


Translated by: togetherinspirit7

From this set of prompts:   you give me a different fake name every time you come into starbucks and I just want to know your real name bc ur cute but here I am scrawling “batman” onto your stupid cappuccino

There they were again Remus thought as soon as he eyes met grey one over his counter. That bastard had been giving him fake names every time they visited. The first time they visited, they were accompanied by an indian bloke with incredibly wild hair (the kind that’s never seen a brush in it’s whole life) and Remus thought he could just drop dead at that moment.

They were incredibly pretty: narrow grey eyes with a winged eyeliner that slayed, a sharp nose and full lips that could pout like professional. Needless say, Remus felt himself blushing almost as soon as they opened their mouth. Except when it came to say their name.
“Name please?” He asked while holding his marker to a cup.
“Excuse me?”
“My name, dear Remus, is Prettyme” they smirked as they glanced on his name tag. Remus rolled his eyes but let it slide.
Except that continued. They came over almost every day the past weeks, each time with names even more ridiculous. There had been batman, robin, romulus(they had goofy grins on their face the whole time like that was actually the funniest joke ever), sexywonder and even emotions like happy, sad, excited and serious.
What was worse was that they actually spent time chatting with each. Remus knew they had a Thai heritage from their mother’s side, that they had a little baby brother(who refused to give his name as well when he came), that the indian guy was his best friend/brother/platonic soulmate and possible brother-in-law. He knew all that except their name.
“Can I have a Chai latte please love. And you look absolutely delicious today.”
Remus felt his cheeks warming and judging by the smirk on the so-gorgeous customer, it was quite apparent.
“Name for today?”
“Sirius. Like the star,” they answered and winked.
Scoffing Remus wrote the name and mumbled “sure call yourself the brightest star now.”
Sirius visibly brightened upon hearing that and gave their softest smile to the barrista. “It’s actually my name.”
“No really” and they actually pulled out their identification card and placed it on the counter.
“well fuck me now. You ARE actually name after the brightest star.”
He should not do that. Really should not. Might have not even been flirting all that. And yet, he scribbled his number on Sirius’ cup, purposely letting their fingers brush when he handed the cup.
Few minutes later, he got a text from an unknown number and felt his heart roaring. ‘Hey cute wolfy boy ;)’
Well if he ended his service with a giddy smile, it’s no coincidence.

me: i have no idea how this person feels about me. i wish theyd just tell me

person: you mean so much to me in my life and i’m not letting you go again and you’re smart and sweet and really pretty

me: i have no idea how this person feels about me. i wish theyd just tell me