prettycharly

Mac & Dennis Move to the Suburbs
  • “Dee, I will smack you in the teeth!“
  • “You already sleep with an old man, and for no other reason than you seem to enjoy it!”
  • “I don’t really know how famous it [Mac’s famous mac and cheese] is.“
  • "Everything I do, I do for you.”
  • "I’m standing in the hot one!!
  • Wally Schmidt
  • "Seize the gap! You fat bitch!”
  • Wally Schmidt MUST think they’re gay.
  • "It’s a hot one today isn’t it?“
  • "No, I didn’t hear that [the smoke alarm]”
  • "NEWS FLASH… ASSHOLE! I’VE BEEN HEARING IT THE ENTIRE TIME!“
  • "BECAUSE I HATE YOU!”
  • They’re abusive gay husbands
  • Mac’s wild hair
  • Dennis is so pretty
  • Charlie and Frank’s unexplained Russian hats
  • "Yeah?!“ 
  • "Den~nis~~!”
  • Black–old man
  • Louis C.K. lookin’ Pool guy
  • *Throws mac and cheese plate*
  • *Turns into driveway* “Use your turn signal you fat pig!”
  • *Boys stare silently as Wally introduces himself*
  • "I have to take a piss. Out of my penis.”
  • "His name is old man.”
  • AIR FRESHENERS ALL OVER THE WALL WITH THE TRASH
  • Honey I do” list
  • “…Weird.“ 
  • Wally hallucination  
  •  “You’re eating the dog!“
  •  "I didn’t go to school for that!”
9.5/10 ☆