pretty-poodles

Summary of GOT7 Jackson Show feat 2jae
  • JB just woke up from napping
  • Jackson said to him JB was actually closest to him but everyone thinks that JB is close with Youngjae.
  • JB said he close with all the members
  • Jackson kept pushing JB to say him as the closest member with JB
  • At the end, JB said he wasn’t close with Jackson
  • Light suddenly off and both Jackson & Youngjae sing Happy Birthday, Youngjae in English while Jackson in Korean
  • Jackson: Why am I singing in Korean and you (to YJ) in English? LLOL
  • Youngjae has no interest in acting but will act if he is being told to act
  • Youngjae acting in Dream Knight got a lot of attention according to Jackson
  • Jackson learned how to act from Youtube video ‘How to act’ kekeke
  • Youngjae wanted to act in a sitcom like ‘High Kick’
  • To JB & Youngjae, music is first
  • Youngjae & JB played a compliment relay where both give compliment each other and respond with ‘Yes, I love you’ and they need to face each other
  • JB to Youngjae: You’re handsome
  • YJ to JB: JB is more handsome but JB misheard him saying ‘less’
  • Youngjae got hit by toy hammer
  • YJ to JB: JB is handsome, good at composing music, good at singing, have big eyes
  • JB: Yes, I love you
  • YJ stuck out his tongue , JB: your tongue is long, YJ: Yes, I love you
  • JB complimented Youngjae for having big eyes but Jackson said it was a diss then hit JB (to JB, YJ did have big eyes)  
  • Youngjae liked when JB said his eyes were big and even said ‘Why can’t I have big eyes? ‘
  • YJ said thank you when JB said complimented him about his music is nice and ended up got hit
  • JB asked YJ to do properly which YJ replied, ‘Yes, I love you’
  • YJ to JB: Your hair look nice, pretty like poodle (JB: Yes, I love you) Your eyeliner is nice (JB: Yes, I love you) Your pillow mark looks nice (JB: Yes, I love you)
  • YJ stuck his tongue for the third / fourth time
  • JB to YJ: your pimples look unique today
  • YJ: Of course
  • In the end, he got hit again. Kekeke
poodle emoji reviews

apple:

one might say this is a pretty…. standard poodle!! (absolute silence) no, heh, get it, cos like…. (silence continues) there’s three sizes of poodle, right, and standard is one of them, and… (silence grows deafening) ahem. so he’s got the trademark gradient shading and soulless eyes of an apple emoji, but you know what? he’s not hurting anybody. 3/5 this muggle of a poodle is a-okay


google:

AMAZING! BEAUTIFUL! JUST SPLENDIFEROUS! a proud pink boy, with the absolute best nose in tonight’s lineup. i love how his eyes peer out inquisitively from underneath the forehead puff. however, somethin’s buggin me here. the face, which is not covered in poodle fluff, is white. shouldn’t the bare parts of the legs and tail be white too? 4.87/5 for slight artistic inconsistency


microsoft:

hmm. i’m not gonna lie, this poodle is imperfect. the thicc microsoft border is clearly in evidence, and the tail looks kinda like a mallet, and the ear is too small, and that ever-so-slight tuck between the tummy and the hind leg just isn’t workin for me. but look at that happy lil tongue! 2/5 i’m not gonna tell him he’s ugly, are you?


samsung:

oh my! this boy is shaped like a friend! there is such shyness in his expression, even in the tiny pink nose. i love how his poodle puffs look like little clouds. i will say that while the lowkey gradient-ish shading works for the puffs, it’s not quite so flattering on the rest of his body; but overall, a solid poodle. 4/5 keep it up buddy!


LG:

oh…,, oh dear, y- you poor little thing. is, is there any way i can help?? can i get you some nice juice maybe? 1/5 unfortunate


HTC:

is it just me, or do HTC emojis always look kinda like zoo pals plates? 1/5 blease… go back to the early 2000s commercial whence you came


facebook:

pink appears to be popular among poodle emojis, but who am i to decry it when it works so doggamn well? this boy is quite alright! the cel shading really accentuates the fluffiness of those spectacularly rosy poodle puffs, while also emphasizing the smoothness of the bare areas. the face and head/neck/chest puff could use some work, though… i ain’t quite diggin that shape. 3/5 pretty in pink


messenger:

this is it, folks! the most handsome poodle of the night! and he knows it. his face is radiant with the good-natured confidence of a guy who’s popular because he’s not just attractive and charismatic, but also kind. the shading is fantastic, and while i’m still partial to pink on poodles, the blue is a nice change of pace. 5/5 best in show


facebook:

not a bad minimalistic take on the classic poodle. i’m not a fan of how the face and legs are shaped, but the choice to hide his eyes under the forehead puff is interesting. it makes him look mysterious and gruff, like an anime character. 3/5 intriguing


mozilla:

this is just the facebook poodle with awkward-looking feet and a profoundly menacing ambience. there is also something very heterosexual about him. he looks like that possessive jerk from every romcom ever who keeps his frightened girlfriend from the man who’ll treat her right. 2/5 she doesn’t love you marty


emoji one:

AAAH!!! 1/5 stop starin at me with them big ole eyes


emojidex:

normally, the punchline of every emoji review post is the shitty emojidex specimen at the end. here? not so. the kinda sickly, yellowish tint of pink and the sloppy linework leave a bit to be desired - but this boy knows how to accessorize! that’s the smile of a benevolent pal who’s trying his best. 4/5 hairbows never go outta style

anonymous asked:

Why not something before canon about Harlos?Maybe something noncon and possessive Harry? Btw love you sweetie 👏👏

Calling me petnames and leaving little nice comments is a sure way to get your prompt filled sooner than its turn because affectionate names are my weak point.

Also, this is Harry Hook’s perspective, it’s gonna deal with some violence and dark desires.

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