anonymous asked:

do you really think Brendon's dick is small? like I'm not disagreeing I just want to know. i've heard some stuff about Ryan being hUgE but I need receipts hunty

For Brendon:
-what Audrey said here
For Ryan:
-those pretty odd era ryden pics

Interviewer: Who in the band is most likely to kiss a member of the same sex?

Ryan: I don’t know. I think Brendon may have…as a joke, you know-

Interviewer: Yeah, it’s always as a joke.

Ryan: I mean, you’re looking for something obviously-

Interviewer: See most bands can’t wait to talk about the rest of the um, the group.

Ryan: What I was just saying is- Brendon’s watching this on a monitor from his hotel room right now and if we say anything bad about him he beats us.

Interviewer: With a stick?

Ryan: Yes.

what she says: I’m fine

what she means: Live In Chicago released March 24, 2008 contains a live version of the song There’s A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought Of It Yet in which Ryan Ross asks the crowd if they know what jazz hands are and proceeds to ask them to do the action ‘jazz hands’ every time the chorus is played. They continue to start the fun and unique song and as soon as Brendon Urie starts the first chorus Ryan Ross yells “jazz hands” into his microphone and when the second chorus came around he did it once again and-


pretty. odd. panic! at the disco lockscreens