Understanding Emo Bands

Fall Out Boy: you can’t

Neon Trees: not considered an emo band despite being loved by many emos

Black Veil Brides: Andy Biersack and friends

My Chemical Romance: we don’t talk about this.

Sleeping With Sirens: the lead singer is a male

Pierce The Veil: this lead singer is also a male

Bring Me The Horizon: you only ever hear about them from your one friend who likes them

Imagine Dragons: an emo band that emos don’t listen to

Evanescence: they have that song that everyone knows but people still get the name wrong

In This Moment: Maria Brink

Avenged Sevenfold: they have that song about zombie sex

The Pretty Reckless: Cindy Lou Who

Shinedown: you either know that one song or you know all the songs.

Seether: their name is everywhere but you rarely actually hear their music

KoRn: corn jokes

Nickelback: hated so much that many emos refuse to call them an emo band

Falling In Reverse: they’re the band with that album cover where the tongue looks like a gross pickle

Linkin Park: meme

Marilyn Manson: this is the emo’s Jesus

Green Day: Boulevard Of Broken Dreams

Three Days Grace: taken over by creepypasta

Hollywood Undead: also taken over by creepypasta

Bullet For My Valentine: you like them but don’t know the names of any of their songs

The Killers: that blue coloured album with the buildings and the sky has Mr Brightside on it

anonymous asked:

Hey Sea Fam, I'm feeling kinda lonely lately. I used to have a bunch of internet friends, and now we've kinda drifted apart which is normal and fine and I'm not really upset by that (even tho I do miss them but our interests changed and all that). I just miss interacting? I don't have a lot of friends, and the ones I do have are all really busy with real life stuff. Do you know the best way to make friends online?

Video games. TF2. Overwatch. Anything multiplayer really. Especially if you have mic, and keep a positive attitude. A lot of multiplayers are full of people being mad so when you go in all happy it catches people’s attention.

Or, start the conversation by announcing to the server that you hate triscuits. Apparently, that worked out pretty well.

-Lou the Lobster

ero-cali  asked:

That would be cool, for a gender neutral name (i only have french ones in head) you can have sacha(idk if ash is gender neutral), camille and lou ^^

Well, if we consider veretian to be close to french (and with names like Laurent and Auguste or Aimeric, Lucien etc., we can safely say that a french name would sound veretian)

Isn’t Sacha a russian masculine name ? ‘.’ but it’s pretty

Oh Lou… it’s the name of a baby OC I made back in the DMMd fandom, and he was the son of my OTP lol 

But thanks for the suggestions ~ 

I’ll need to research in greek names too !

Hear me

Danny’s eyes drift across Steve’s backyard towards the ocean, where Kono is happily splashing about with Grace and Charlie. They are all laughing delightedly and there’s a relaxed air around them. Danny has missed this. For months it seems that everything has been difficult, or painful, or just an uphill struggle.
“Hey buddy,” Steve greets him as he sits down in the white lawn chair beside him. Back up on the lanai, he can hear Lou and his wife laughing about something, Chin and Abby joining in while Jerry tries to understand the joke.


He always thought he knew each what that meant but it’s only now, in this moment of laughter, that he understands.

“You okay?” Steve asks quietly, pressing a palm to Danny’s knee as he continues to stare out toward the horizon.
“Yeah.” He can’t find any more words than that right now because his heart is full.
“Listen, man, I just want to thank you. For everything.”
Danny is confused and he pulls his eyes away from his amazing children and focuses on the child he works with.
Okay. That’s a little unfair. Steve isn’t a child. He is one fucked up individual, but without him there wouldn’t be a Five O ohana.
“You want to clarify? I mean, everything is pretty huge. After all, I didn’t do anything huge recently. Oh wait!” he continues, slapping his palms together, “I only saved your life.”
“Yeah, you did. But not just by giving me part of your liver, man.”
Steve’s voice is soft and it’s strange, because Danny knows that Steve can be sensitive to others-it’s just rarely directed at him.
“Again with the cryptic stuff. What do you mean, McGarrett?”

Steve waved towards where Kono and the kids are playing, his hands a flappy randomness buzzing with energy.
“Family, Danny,” he finally adds. “You share this with me. I’m lucky to have gotten to watch Gracie grow and I’m grateful you let me be a part of it.”
Danny slaps Steve’s shoulder and laughs. He sips at the juice-he misses beer, and coffee, mostly coffee-that fills his pint glass and looks back out over the water.

“You know, we’re pretty lucky to have you as well, goof,” Danny smiles. “Be nice if you showed it a little more though. This, us, we’ve not been so great.”
“You don’t hear me,” Steve says softly, his words barely a whisper on the wind.
“What’s that supposed to mean?” Danny asks, and he can feel his anger bubbling. “What do up you say that I don’t hear? I hear you complain about procedure! I hear you moan about my driving! I hear you bash my love of Bon Jovi and decent pizza! I hear you make stupid decisions that endanger my life! I heard you order me to jump off a fucking roof!” Danny is breathless, his rant consuming him. He gasps in heavy breaths and tries to calm himself down. “I hear you talk about how you’re worried about Kame’s blood pressure. I hear you worry about your sister and little Joanie all the way over in LA on their own. I hear you worry that Kono misses Adam so much it makes her reckless. I hear you talk about Lynn, and how your dates go, and I see your swagger when she stays over. I hear you when you ask me to be someone I’m not just so we can get along better.”

Danny’s heart aches. He hadn’t expected to let that all pour from him. Damn the mess he was on. He cried at a goddamn advert three nights ago so he knows something is messing with his emotions.
“When you jumped, you didn’t hear me when I told you I loved you.”
Steve’s voice breaks a little on the last word and Danny’s gaze whips around quickly so see Steve’s pale face. The other man swallows a little, wringing his fingers as he watches Danny’s ever changing expression. Danny, to his credit, doesn’t say a word. Not because he doesn’t want to, but because he has no idea where this is going.
“Things between us have been wrong for a while. We both know it. The arguments a little sharper, a little more bitter, the words more cutting. I’ve been pushing you away.”
Steve is shaking now and Danny reaches out, places his hands over Steve’s and waits him out. Steve draws a couple of breaths before switching their hands around so that he is holding Danny’s instead.

“I need you to listen, Danny, and really hear me.” His eyes stare into Danny’s, who can only nod at the request, swallowing against a sudden bout of dry mouth. “I like Lynn, she’s outgoing and fun and likes a lot of what I do, but she isn’t you. She doesn’t challenge me, she doesn’t make me breathless. She doesn’t give of herself endlessly, like you do. But you were with Melissa-are with Melissa-and I had to try and move on. I tried with Kath, but she would rather lie to me and put herself in danger that’d be with me. I let her go and I needed to let you go too. But I can’t. I don’t know how. You are in my thoughts even when you aren’t around. I need you to listen, to really hear me this time. I love you. I can’t pretend I don’t anymore. I won’t pretend.” Steve stops speaking abruptly and Danny swallows again, painfully aware that Steve needs a response.

It’s just, he never thought this might happen. Steve was always so driven, his career and his commitment to Five-0 the most important things in his life.

But apparently not.

“Shit. Say something please.” Steve’s eyes are red rimmed and wet and Danny isn’t so worried any more-not about them, not about this.
“I hear you,” he smiles, before pressing a soft kiss to Steve’s mouth.

Behind them, the east of their ohana breaks into spontaneous applause, and he’s pretty sure Lou says something about it being about damn time.
Danny really doesn’t care.

Damaged Demigods Chapter 11

Percy, Annabeth, Leo, Hazel, Frank. Piper, Jason, Nico, Will, Clarisse, Chris, Pollux, Conor, Travis, Katie, Lou, and Cecil filled the Hades cabin.

Leo hadn’t had this much interaction in months, yet he still knew what he was doing. He made everyone laugh. Leo and Clarisse started a chant. “Spin the bottle! Spin the bottle!” More and more people joined in, so they all decided to play.

“Can we do opposite gender only?” Katie said.

“Excuse you,” Will said.

“Yeah, no.” Nico agreed

“If I have to kiss a girl, so do you.” Will said.

“Right. Sorry.” Katie apologized. Nico found a bottle that they only keep in their cabin for this reason. Demigods usually don’t drink. No one wants to become addicted. They rearranged themselves into a circle.

“Only rules are that you have to kiss on the lips.” Percy said.

“And if you don’t?” Annabeth asked.

“You must!” Both Connor and Travis yelled in unison, laughing hysterically. Inside joke?

“Hazel spins first.” Nico said.

“Huh? Why?” She asked.

“You’re the guest. And this is your cabin.”

Hazel sighed and spun the bottle. It landed on her.

“Do I kiss myself?” She asked.

“Go ahead, Hazel kiss yourself on the lips.” Leo said, sarcastically.

Annabeth giggled. “No. Choose someone next to you.”

Hazel was sitting next to Nico and Frank. Her choice was obvious. Still, the two didn’t kiss too often, and it was a bit nerve racking with everyone watching. Frank smiled and kissed Hazel, who blushed.

Frank spun the bottle, which seemed like it went forever.

“Damn, Zhang. Can we make a rule to not spin with all of your strength?” Leo asked. Everyone laughed, and it landed on Lou. They both blushed, but reluctantly got the kiss over with.

“I’m Frank, by the way.” He said, returning to his spot next to Hazel. Lou laughed. They just met by kissing. Lou spun the bottle, which landed on Leo.

Leo smirked. Lou was pretty attractive, so why not? “Wipe you’re mouth first. I am not kissing Frank first.”

“Let me think about that…” Lou said, but pulled Leo in and gave him a big, slobbery kiss on the lips. “Congratulations. You now kissed Frank.” She said, smirking.

Leo wiped his mouth. “I will so get you back for that.”

“Yeah? Let’s see you try.”

Leo raised his eyebrows as if saying Woah. This chick is attractive. But he shut up and spun the bottle.

Which landed on Nico.

Leo was trying not to look pleased, but Nico’s pale face now turned red.

“Pucker up, ghost boy.”

“Wait. Leo. Don’t-” Leo didn’t listen, and he kissed Nico. His smile was so big, he was given some questionable looks. Did Leo like Nico? Meanwhile, Will looked jealous.

“Ugh. Valdez. Gross.” Nico wiped his mouth on his sleaves. Leo’s smile weakened a bit, but it was still a pretty wide smile.

“You know you love me, Neeks,” Leo said. Nico refused to look at Leo or Will, and spun the bottle. It landed on Annabeth. She smiled and they crawled to meet at the middle. Annabeth leaned in and kissed Nico. It was hardly a kiss. Their mouths just touched awkwardly for a split second. “Bet you wish I was Percy,” Annabeth muttered so quietly, so even Nico could hardly hear it. His eyes widened, and they returned to their spots. Percy watched Nico, cautiously, but no one else did. Percy knew something was up. He wrapped his hand in Annabeth’s, as if claiming she was his. Nico looked across at Annabeth, but she was too busy spinning the bottle to look back. Will told her, Nico thought, angrily.

The game continued with many awkward kisses, a few friendly fights, and ten minutes of the Stoll brothers arguing about who was a better kisser after they had to kiss. Finally, Travis spun the bottle and, of course, it landed on Katie.

“No way.” He said.

“Not gonna happen,” Katie agreed.

Both were blushing, and refused to look at each other.

Nobody reacted as much as Connor Stoll. “Finally! Do you know how long I’ve been waiting for this!?”

Travis punched Connor’s shoulder. “Shut up!” He complained.

Connor was loving ever minute, and so was Clarisse. “Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!” They chanted. Everyone joined. Connor pushed Travis closer to Katie and Clarisse pushed Katie towards Travis. This surprised her, and she yelped.

“Hey! Don’t touch her.” Travis said, and grabbed Katie before she could fall. Before anyone could process what just happened, Katie leaned in and kissed Travis. He was suprised, but kissed her back. Everyone cheered, They kissed for a long time, and then started throwing tongue into it. Right in the middle of the circle, the two were making out.

“Woah. Break it up. There are kids here!” Percy complained, pointed at Hazel.

Frank agreed and covered Hazel’s eyes.

“Hey!” Hazel protested, and covered Frank’s eyes.

Travis and Katie stopped kissing, and were ignoring everyone else in the room.

“I can’t believe I had to make the first move,” Katie complained.

“I think the bottle made the first move,” Travis argued. They were both red.

“You would’ve never kissed me…” Katie sighed. Travis looked confused.

“Hey, that’s not true,” Travis argued. Everyone watched the two, awkwardly.

“This was fun, but I’m gonna go. It’s getting late.” Katie said and walked out of the cabin.

Travis grunted. “Wait up!” He called to Katie and ran after her.

Clarisse shook her head. “About time.”

“Reminds me of someone…” Connor said. He, Clarisse, and the others who were there in Percy’s first few years at camp half blood glared at him and Annabeth. They laughed. Percy put an arm around Annabeth and pulled her closer. Annabeth kissed Percy on the cheek

“I miss those days, sometimes,” He muttered.

“Me too,” Annabeth agreed.

The demigods decided it was getting late, and they all went to bed. Finally it was just Hazel and Nico in their cabin. “So… you and Leo?” she asked.

“I know right?! What was that about?” Nico asked.

Hazel giggled. “I think someone has a crush on you.”

“Oh gods. I hope not.” He said. He thought about dating Leo Valdez. Would he be as nice and supportive as Will? No, he’s probably joke way too much for Leo’s liking. He wouldn’t sing him to sleep… Nico thought about all the things he missed about Will. He felt heartsick as he fell asleep.

Ignore (Request)

u meet harry and lou teasdale and you are a fan of lou so u just talk to her and kind of ignore harry then u and lou get friends and u always avoid seeing harry (bc u are a fan of him and get really nervous) and it upsets him bc he likes u


Ever since you were a little girl, you had dreamed of being a makeup artist. You had always enjoyed the concept of making someone look their best without making them look like someone else. It was about inspiring people and allowing them to see just how naturally beautiful they were and teaching them how to elevate all of their best traits.

At the end of your second year of college, you had the opportunity to do a job shadow with a professional hair and makeup artist, in order to gain some valuable work experience. Little did you know that you would be shadowing one of your idols; Lou Teasdale. The thought alone was enough to give you butterflies, but even more so because you knew she had four very famous clients that you would also be working with.

If you were being honest with yourself, you knew you were going to get nervous around the boys; especially Harry. You were admittedly a fan of One Direction and had a pretty substantial fangirl crush on Harry, you had just never imagined that you would actually meet him in person so you weren’t at all prepared for that, let alone potentially doing his hair.

The thing about you was that you were a particularly quiet person, especially when you were nervous. Sometimes that came across as being a bit standoffish, but you didn’t mean it to. So when you met Harry for the first time after arriving at your job, you managed a very polite hello and then tried to avoid all eye contact with him for the rest of the day. It wasn’t because you didn’t want to talk to him, but because you simply didn’t know what to say and it made you incredibly nervous.

You got comfortable with Lou pretty much right away because she was a female and technically your boss. You even got pretty friendly with the other boys. But anytime Harry would come into the picture, you would make any excuse you could to be somewhere else.

After about six weeks, you noticed that Harry stopped trying to make small talk with you. He would sit in the chair and let you do your work in silence before muttering a ‘thank you’ and then leaving. You knew that it was your fault he was like this - if you were him, you’d be put off by your behaviour as well - but you didn’t know how to fix it at that point. It had already been six weeks of basically ignoring the guy, there was no way you could magically change it up now.

Finally, Harry snapped. You were standing alone in the makeup trailer cleaning some brushes after all the other boys had headed off to get ready for the show when you turned and saw Harry standing there, leaning against the door frame. You jumped a bit at his sudden presence, but gave a polite smile and went back to cleaning. He stood there and watched you in silence, making you increasingly uncomfortable. You were almost at the point of making a comment, but he beat you to it.

“Have I done something?” He asked.

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“ Alright. I think it’s time we discuss somethin’ pretty important.   Lou glanced his way, trying to keep a completely straight face.  “ If you could listen to only one artist, band, singer, etc., for the rest of your life, who would it be and why? ”