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Fragments - Part 9

Word Count: 5766

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Warnings: Canon typical violence, Canon divergence 

A/N: Unbeta’d. Any mistakes are mine.

Comments and constructive feedback always welcome

Fragments Masterlist


Sam was normally the first one up every day, but today Dean and you were in the kitchen at the table way before Sam. Dean was playing Words With Friends with Mary while you were infatuated with sending snaps to Donna. “Dean!” You grabbed Dean and pulled him over, holding your phone out to take a selfie. “Flower crowns! Strike a pose!”

“Y/N.” Dean groaned but posed with you anyway. He secretly loved it, not that he’d ever admit it. “How did you even find out about Snapchat?”

“Donna downloaded it for me.”

“Remind me to kill her next time we see her.”

“Sure thing. Except you love it.” You smiled and batted your eyelashes. “Don’t think I haven’t seen you checking yourself out in the filters on my phone. You make an excellent duck face by the way.”

“Shut up.” Dean abruptly turned back to his game and laughed, sending a message to Mary. You peered over his shoulder, seeing that he played the word twerking.

“How are you gonna play a word that didn’t even exist when she was alive? That’s cheating.”

“It’s in the dictionary.” Dean shrugged. You scoffed and went back to playing with Snapchat filters, moving on from the flower crown to the puppy face.

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The Last Page

Sam Winchester x Reader

Word Count: 1193 

Warnings: embarrassment (reader), mild angst (only the very slightest), fluff.

A/N: Like I said earlier, this idea just came to me. I know it’s not super original, but I thought it was cute. I need to show Sam some love. Sorry this is kind of cheesy and ridiculous. Anywhos, enjoy.

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The light from your computer screen seared your eyes as you read the 45th news article you found today. You had been at it for at least eight hours, maybe longer, and your body was slowly shutting down. The strong coffee Sam made a few hours back was now doing little to help the situation, so you decided to head back to your room.

You smiled at Sam, who sat across the library table from you, his face buried in a book. “I’m heading in. Night, Sammy,” you saluted as you gathered your things. You piled your numerous books on top of your laptop and picked up the heavy pile with both arms.

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Meatballs

PART 2

a/n: This is a quick idea I had and needed to get out of my system, there will be a second part so dont worry too much

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Warnings: Just Boomer getting a little too handsy, basically he goes to a dinner party and flirts with Luce, a girl he probably shouldn’t be flirting with…

Digger “Captain Boomerang” Harkness X OFC // Suicide Squad

word count: 2,163

1. The Party

“Finally,” Anita sighed as Luce pushed through the screen door, her arms full with a bag of groceries.

“I bought all the spaghetti they had at the store,” Luce stated as she set the shopping bag on the table. She reached into the brown paper, pulling out a large can of Guinness and crossed to the living room, handing it off to her uncle who occupied the recliner in the corner, his old hound dog curled up at his feet. He was a bitter old man but the one thing that made him smile without fail, was a cold beer.

“You’re a God send,” he stated, cracking the seal and taking a drink.

“No problem, Manny,” Luce replied with a smile. Though she referred to the man as her uncle they were not technically related. “Guess who I ran into on the way back,” she began, returning to the kitchen to empty the rest of the shopping bag’s contents.

“Big Foot,” Her sister-in-law replied. It was obvious by Anita’s tone that she had no patience for Luce, preoccupied with slicing tomatoes.

“Remember last week, Eddie was talking about meeting that guy from Australia at the bar?” Luce leaned against the counter as she spoke, “I met them on my way home.”

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Dialogue Prompts

1. “Do you ever wear a shirt?”

2. “I swear to god if you keep playing that song I’m going to decapitate myself.”

3. “Wait you like me? As in like like me?” “Oh my god you’re such a four year old, yes I like like you.”

4. “Let’s say hypothetically, if I’m in jail right now, would you pay my bail?”

5. “Rumour has it you’re in love with me…” “Babe we’ve been together for years…?”

6. “I’m gonna keep using stupid pick up lines until you agree to go out with me.”

7. “I only come over to play with your dog.”

8. “Do you ever think about every time we go to space we’re sorta invading the aliens territory and we’re probably pissing them off.” “Oh god, why are you like this?” “Hey, I’m just trying to prevent an alien invasion.”

9. “Stop calling me by me that stupid nickname, I’m pretty sure everyone thinks that’s my name.”

10. “Pardon my French, but I think I"m in love with you.”

isn’t enough time apart? Part II (Zach Dempsey x Reader)

I’ve finally ended the part two of this imagine. i thought that two parts was going to be enough but i couldn’t so im alredy working on part III, let me know if you liked it or i should just drop it. thank you for reading and I hope you like it. 

Resume: Zach and the reader found themselves working together after 10 years since their break up when they’re fully professionals - Part I 

Warnings: This is too long and i’m sorry I tried to cut it. And english is not my mother lenguage. ive spent so much time reading and re reading this but please let me know if you find some mistakes so I can fix them 

Words: 2674

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the ghost of you (dylan/eric)

Words: 2640

Trigger Warnings: idk i cant think of any???

Request: Hiya! Would you do a imagine where it’s 2017 and the reader is a teenager going to columbine, and lives in one of their old houses, and doesn’t really pay attention, but the ghost of Eric and Dylan see her and fall in love? I know it’s a weird request but please consider????💘💘💘💘love ur account!!

A/N: fukc this is so badddddd im soRRY!!!!


You crashed onto your bed, sighing angrily and chewing gum.

“I hate this fucking house mom! Go choke!” You shouted cheerily at your mom, who rolled her eyes in the doorway.

“You’ll learn to love it, m’kay?”

“No, fuck you mom! Literally suck on a chode!” You smiled, flipping her off as she left the room. With a snarl on your face, you pulled out your phone from your pocket, flipping on your stomach and opening up snapchat.

Your friend had messaged you, which you hadn’t responded to for three hours. You hadn’t responded to anybody for three hours, you were to busy bitching in the car about how much you hated moving and how you would rather kill yourself than move to fucking Colorado.

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Actual online Star Wars experience

Me: (blah blah reasons, evidence, blah blah) and thats why I think Reylo would be such an epic and interesting way for this trilogy’s story to go in, not to mention all the set up I feel was present in TFA for something more substantial to develop in ep 8 and 9

Other Star Wars fan: Hm I guess the whole light and dark side romance would be pretty cool, kinda like Bastilla and Revan! But what about the age gap? Isn’t Kylo like 30 and rey’s only 19 wouldn’t he be robbing the cradle hard, not sure Disney would do that lmao

Me: well interesting you brought that up. Leia was 19 in ANH, like Rey was in TFA , and Han was 29 at that time, like Kylo in TFA. Han and Leia have the exact same age gap it really wouldn’t be the first time in the saga there was a 10 year age difference between characters in a relationship.

Other Star Wars fan: is that so, huh, you got me there I suppose. I would be a bit of a hypocrite if I disliked the Reylo theory because of the age difference but still loved the Han/Leia romance, maybe Kylo and Rey will get to-

Anti who staggers into our conversation: TWINS, Rey and Kylo could be twins, in fact they definitely are don’t you remember in the EU Han and Leia had twins, Rey and Kylo will be exactly like Jaina and Jacen, so obvious #incest ship, THATS GROSS, when will Reylo end y'all nasty

Me:

Originally posted by gameraboy

anonymous asked:

Tell us a sad story.

Not sure why you want to hear a sad story … but alright.

Well here’s one that happened fairly recently and it still makes me sad to think about. I have been driving the route back and forth between my house my boyfriend’s house for almost 10 years now; and every time, around the halfway point – I’ve seen the same man outside of his house, working around his front yard. He looks like a typical guy’s guy. Pretty buff, always working on a car or motorcycle in his dirty work jeans that have more holes in them than you could imagine possible. But all that’s not what made me notice him … what made me notice him was the big, beautiful German Shepherd that’s always by his side. No matter what he was doing whether it was working on some machine, building something in his front yard, or just sitting on his porch having a beer, that dog was always at his feet. Well about a month ago, as I was driving over to see my boyfriend, I looked over at the man’s home like I normally do, to see what he was up to … and to see him with his dog. This time however, it all was a bit different. Instead of being busy at work, I saw the man sitting in the middle of his lawn, crouched down on his knees– staring at something below him. There on the grass, spread out just in front of the man’s body, was a large tarp, and sticking out just from the edge of the plastic, was a shaggy black and brown tail. The man looked so still– and I couldn’t be certain, but it seemed like he was crying.

After that day, I never saw the man working out in his front yard anymore; in fact I don’t ever see him at all. It just makes me so sad to know how someone’s whole world could depend on the life of another thing, and when that thing is gone, it’s like their world just collapsed. It breaks my heart every single time I drive by now.

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~My name is Karaquantae but everyone calls me Kara

~I’m 16 years old and in 11th grade

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Social Justice 12!!

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Thank you all for reading, please follow or reblog this post so I can find other amazing studyblrs and maybe a few can fine me?? Haha

anonymous asked:

Tré destroying his drum kit reminds me of when he set it on fire like 17 years ago and while it is burning down Billie is playing good riddance like 10 feet away not even acknowledging the fire even exists (also I'm smiling thinking about Tre destroying his kit tonight it makes me happy for some reason)

same lmao i’m pretty sure i made a textpost about this on my old account because it’s the funniest video in existence dbksjska. i still get messages about that post from people telling me that it made them wanna start listening to green day because ICONIC

anonymous asked:

isnt that age gap illegal? like when Toby was 11 Tim was 17 im pretty sure its illegal

I’m sure it would only be illegal if Toby was under the age on consent, which he isn’t. I would also like to say that the two started dating when Toby was like 18 or 19, so I’m sure that this is legal. Trust me I know a married couple that have a 10 year age gap. I’m sure this is fine.

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not 2 b a boohoo sucky baby but my childhood bully apparently does her grocery shopping here now. i havent seen her in like 10 years since i moved cities… and yet… here she is lol.

she came up to the counter and i went to greet her and like mid sentence i realized who she was. so im pretty sure my expression changed for a fleeting moment.. not sure if she caught it… im pretty sure she didnt recognize me. she told me she wasnt ready to order, so i said alright, and went to serve another customer. anyway so like a few mintues later she left. during that time all of those memories just came crashing down on me.

like wow? your childhood really does shape you into the person you are! no wonder im the way i am. no fucking wonder! she was horrible to me! shes about 5 years older than me, and was way bigger than me (now we’re the same height). i vividly remember when she used to tell everyone not to talk/play/look at me. i remember playing by myself bc of this. eating alone bc of this. i also remember when my mom dropped me off in the morning at summer school, she and her squad would sit there and wait (like a predator waiting for its prey lol) until my mom left to start the daily harassment sessions lol. i remember stalling my mom in the morning by purposely forgeting my jacket in the car so she’d stay longer. i also remember telling the teachers but bc latoya (thats her name) was the “sweetest child”, no one believed me so nothing was done. there was more stuff that she did to me but w.e

and like the worst part about it all is that… latoya looked pretty well off… you know? theres this whole romanticized narrative of the bully getting what they deserve. either they grow up to be uglee af, or they lose all their friends or idk… basically the bully isnt supposed to win(?). but wow shes winning.. she was with some guy, im assuming her bf.. like wtf… do you even remember how you treated me? why do you get to be happy? sorry but whoever said karma was a thing is stupid.
The Truth is Out There

The Truth is Out There.

A normal day in the lab at plumber HQ took an unusual turn when Bluckic and Driba- while arguing-accidentally knocked over a beaker filled with a strange pink liquid, right over Ben who’d been trying to get the two to focus on the question he’d asked them.

Upon hitting Ben the liquid turned into gas and it took Ben transforming into Cyclo Spin to clear the room from all the smoke.

“What the heck was that?” Ben demanded once he transformed back.

“A truth serum.” Driba answered.

“An untested, truth serum.” Bluckic added.

“But don’t worry, it’ll wear off in 24 hours.” Driba continue on.

“We think.” They finished together, not at all ressuring Ben that he shouldn’t worry, like they said.

Both galvans had wicked grins on their grey faces. After all this could be very amusing. Playing truth or dare with someone who couldn’t lie had to be hilarious.

And the two of them fully expected this to lead to funny situations, interesting secrets to be revealed and over all useful blackmail material.

As it turned out, it did not.

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anyway shout out to the person who’s making me feel bad about wanting another cat so soon. it’s almost as if….i understand myself well enough to know that i handle grief really badly and wont be able to move on from this soon at all, so i cant just ‘wait until ive moved on’ and this is gonna make my depression heaps worse and, guess what, having a cat has hugely helped with my depression the last 10+ years. like..trust me, this is gonna help me move on. it might not make sense to some people, but that’s okay, as long as they dont make me feel bad about it. it’s almost like…………..i know what’s best for me……….and im going to do it for once……………..