pretty sure this makes no sense

nydescynt  asked:

How do you think Car Boys will end? (/will it even end, or will it continue forever?)

i have a (very very loose) plan for how it might end, and we’re honestly getting pretty close… basically, griffin and i are both pretty conscientious about making sure we don’t overstay our welcome. i’d rather make too few episodes of Car Boys than too many, if that makes sense

i try not to. i feel like 200-year-old cigarettes should burn like firecrackers.

in new vegas i can interpret it as NCR growing tobacco (which im pretty sure isnt the canon but w/e it really does make a lot of sense) but like nobody on the east coast could bossibly be farming tobacco on that scale because everyone is too busy fighting over trash and eating trash and living in trash

maybe there’s a massive tobacco farming organization just beyond the map limit and nobody talks about it

thephillesterdefensesquad  asked:

I've been looking through tags for a while and I'm struggling to find this fic I read a while ago. I'm pretty sure that the main plot was Dan being a world-famous hacker, under a cool nickname, and Phil was his policeman boyfriend but Phil was also working on a case to find out who the world famous hacker was (if that makes any sense)

If You Think You Know Me

could it be this fic?

- tori

kajuned  asked:

Can you give me an example of your sense of humor? :3

oh my gosh. Probably everything I write?

My Story Time tag, which is largely True Things from my personal life that for whatever reason crack me up.

I think reading a few select short(ish) works of fic can tell you everything you need to know about my sense of humor, in increasing length so if you don’t think I’m funny you can stop after the smallest possible number of words read and spare yourself:

Oh, Hell No  (1.4k)

Rule 34 (2k)

I can’t believe Dean and Cas are STILL making out! (4.8k)

Until I Know This Sure Uncertainty, I’ll Entertain The Offered Fallacy  (13k)

Hurry Up And Wait  (22k)

Or… pretty much everything in my AO3. I think I’m hilarious. :D

But if you’re looking for something other than fic to get an idea of my sense of humor, have this ridiculous anecdote:

Yesterday Mr. Mittens  did some grocery shopping. Among other things, he bought a jar of honey roasted peanuts. Possibly because I hoarded the last jar of honey roasted peanuts he bought last week.

I’d been nibbling on peanuts for several days by this point, going through an entire pound of them one handful at a time. There’s like one level of peanuts left at the bottom of the old jar, chilling on what looks like a salty, honey-flavored sandy beach.

I don’t think he knew what happened to that old jar, because I’d stashed it beside my Comfy Chair; not out of malice or with any sort of devious desire to prevent anyone else from sharing them. It was a combination of laziness and convenience. But when I saw the brand new jar sitting on the counter yesterday afternoon, I thought it would be FREAKING HILARIOUS to just swap the brand new, full jar out for the nearly empty one.

I figured Mr. Mittens could have a O_O WTF moment wondering how I could’ve possibly eaten an entire pound of honey roasted peanuts in, like, an hour, and not died or whatever…

Long story short, he didn’t notice.

Nobody ever laughs at my jokes, so I don’t expect anyone else to assume I’m funny at all.

The end. :P

I have a theory that the room the Housekeeping Witch was at in POA. Was possibly Newt Scamanders room. 

I mean, That has to be a pretty big animal to fit in the room, and we do know that Newt was at Hogwarts in the third movie

Hogwarts is located in the Highlands of Great Britain. Newt lives in Dorset which is in South Great Britain. It would make sense that he would need a place to stay. Like maybe it was one of his nundus who answered the door. We dont know for sure. It could be true. 



after months of trying to make sense out of this damn apartment i finally sat down and did the math (or like. i didn’t do math at all, which is why the proportions are all wrong. sorry about that lol). i think this is pretty accurate? possibly? man i’ve looked at every single angle i can find of all these rooms now and this is like. the only way for the whole thing to make sense? i think?

the only thing i can’t map out is where the door ins ep7 is (where isak opens the door for even and they make out). i have two guesses, which is why there are these vague (front door?) things in blue. lmao. i’m pretty sure where the blue door where the boys leave is tho (the one that just says front door). 

but! let me know if you can find any mistakes or have any new thoughts!!

Yo guys, this theory would actually make sense, and if someone says “well Ana has full gray hair” well, it’s kind of a weird society thing that men age nicer than women(which is stupid, but weirdly true) so this could actually all work out. Like, why else would she have a Native American skin? But, I’m pretty sure it’s her dad Photo not credited to me, found it on a Facebook group

Edit: in the pharmercy tag cause yes

I noticed somethin about Megs in tfp.

His fighting is actually like… kinda bad? He wastes a lot of energy on being flashy when he’s fighting with a lot of like spins and shit when he literally has no reason to?

And there were a few scenes in Darkness Rising when he was fighting Optimus where he like straight up posed for a few seconds and like… if he didn’t have his foot on Oppy I’m pretty sure OP would’ve decked him.

We all know that tfp Megatron is like super extra but like… when he’s fighting it’s more of a show than anything else and tbh that makes sense since he was trained as a gladiator.

Of course he’s going to be overdramatic and flashy in combat. That’s how he learned how to fight!

And the fact he’s wasting all that energy on being extra and STILL is more than a match for say, Ultra Magnus who is a trained military dude, kinda shows how powerful he really is

i feel pretty empty rn. i’m not sure if it’s all in my head and i just need good sleep or what but i feel lonely and it sucks. i know that makes no sense to you because you see that i’m constantly surrounded by people but it’s more like i feel as if i don’t have any friends to talk to anymore about anything. all my emotions and problems ive had lately have been just sitting inside me eating me alive as they continue to pile up. yes i have you guys and other friends but i don’t feel secure . i don’t feel like any of those friends really know me and i hardly trust anyone anymore. maybe it’s my own fault for being so closed off to the world because of my fears. either way i hope i can find a comfortable place for myself soon.

Sangwoo through the chapters
  • Sangwoo: Chapter 1- Oh definitely 100% straight, let's murder this woman
  • Sangwoo: Chapter 2- Definitely straight! Let's torture this gay shit
  • Sangwoo: Chapter 3- I'm straight! Right?
  • Sangwoo: Chapter 4- This perverted stalker makes me feel loved but I'm pretty sure I'm straight
  • Sangwoo: Chapter 5- ...Am I gay?
  • Sangwoo: Chapter 6- I AM GAY
  • Pidge: Well aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice.
  • Lance: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and... um...
  • Pidge: No, you go on. If you can find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I'll admit that we're friends.

“Demisexual people don’t experience sexual attraction until a deep bind has formed…so like EVERY OTHER PERSON–”
Mmmm nope. Couples who wait in a relationship to have sex do so because they want to get to know each other better before they start doing the do. They already find each other sexually attractive (mostly), they already have the attachment, it’s just polite to actually get to know your s/o before trying to get in their pants. I’m thinking it might be slightly culturally influenced. Also, there are people who start dating just so they can bang, so the above statement doesn’t make sense.

Demisexual people don’t feel that sexual attraction until they feel close enough to their partner, so that could be weeks, months, or years, depending on the person. It’s more of an emotional attachment than a polite gesture the way it is with other couples.

I mean this is just my take on it, but I’m pretty sure that’s the general idea.

So I refuse to believe Jocelyn is dead
  • There’s no way they would kill off such an important character in the 4th episode. 
  • Clary just got her back
  • Lucelyn got their first kiss and we need more.
  • Plus Jocelyn was acting hella shady this ep so it wouldn’t make sense for her to just be killed off.
  • The Sebastian storyline is coming soon and she is pretty important in that regard.
  • They killed her offscreen which would be a pretty crap was of killing an important character.
  • We need a Lucelyn wedding or I’m suing.
  • Malec have their first date soon and I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t be doing that if Jocelyn was actually dead.
  • Valentine still loves Jocelyn, why would he send a demon into the institute if he thought it would kill her? I don’t know how but maybe she got out/valentine has her? idk I’m in denial okay.
  • There’s a promo for 2x05 where Clary is talking about how she can bring Jocelyn back so maybe she is dead and Clary brings her back somehow???




so, because hs ruined my sense of right and wrong, i decided i was going to write some blackrom prinxiety. for the unitiated, blackrom is essentially when you love to hate someone and also kinda want to make out with them. so, there is going to be harsh language, a bit of violence, that kinda stuff. if any of that makes you uncomfortable, don’t read this. 

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It makes total sense, though, doesn’t it? The Romans have plenty to be salty at over Christmas

  1. Jupiter is probably still bitter that some upstart-monotheists managed to usurp him in the state religion after almost 6000 years of being head honcho
  2. The Romans had tons of festivals that were pretty awesome, and I bet New Rome goes all out for big festivals
  3. Literally EVERY SINGLE CHRISTMAS TRADITION COMES FROM PAGANISM. The day itself is based on the Winter Solstice, which every pagan cult celebrated. Evergreen boughs for the Solstice were a ROMAN TRADITION GODS DAMMIT, mistletoe was a ancient Celtic symbol of peace, the list goes on.

So when the Greeks, who fully dabble in the mortal world and have tons of other holidays, show up to visit New Rome for Christmas with presents and Santa and the whole nine-yards they are shocked to find not a single shred of Christmas. Instead the Romans are celebrating Saturnalia from December 17 - 22. 

“But wait,” you say, “Isn’t Saturn the Roman form of Kronos? Why would you celebrate that!?

KRONOS IS NOT SATURN. More on that under the cut. 

So the Romans would go all out celebrating Saturnalia. The Pontifex Maximus would perform a sacrifice to Saturn at the temple, the Senate has a public rite to honor Saturn, everyone has the day off, and there is a public feast in the Forum. It was a time for games, gambling, and masquerade balls (or as close as the Romans ever got to it). Pine boughs were hung everywhere, and on December 22 was the feast of Sol Invictus, “The Unconquerable Sun,” to celebrate the return of the sun after the longest night of the year. Fun times!

But before you get your knickers in a twist, Saturnalia is basically Christmas because on December 19th (Sigillaria) there would be an exchange of gifts, usually accompanied by a verse of poetry (presents and Christmas cards, the Christians stole literally everything). 

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Shoutout to people having respectful conversations with someone of a different background for the first time.

You do, in fact, sound as awkward as you think you do.  More awkward, actually, because while this is your first conversation like this, it is definitely not the first time for the person you’re talking to, and they may be pretty tired of it.  And you’re stumbling around not sure what words it’s okay for you to use, and what’s okay to bring up, and you may not even be making much sense.

But it’s obvious that you see the person you’re talking to as a fellow person, worthy of respect.  It’s obvious that you’re trying to connect and find common ground.  You’re listening to what they’re saying, and when you say something insulting (which you almost certainly will), you apologize and don’t do it again.

You’re nervous, and yes, it’s obvious that you’re nervous, but you’re still trying.  And it’s okay.  You’ll get better at this.  This is only the first of many conversations like this, and as the novelty wears off, you’ll get better and better at paying more attention to the conversation, and less attention to how you come across.  After a while, this will just be a conversation like any other.

But first, you have to have this first conversation.  Which you’re doing!

Go, you.

Uhh… Actually Kathleen Kennedy and JJ Abrams both knew from the start that they wanted Adam for the role. As for Lupita- who was needed for her voice and would be playing a CGI character, I’m pretty sure they had to pick and choose to some extent before they decided she was perfect for the role. And even if it WERE white privilege it wouldn’t make sense because almost everyone else in the cast- white or not, had to audition. Why can’t we just appreciate the movie and everyone who was a part of it? Why do you all have to make everything into some social justice statement?

Yoongi’s gf having the same characteristics as him

Namjoon- Namjoon would probably be super chill about the whole situation and would resign to the fact that these sorts of things just happen in life. He’d be really happy about how well they get along and how easily she can put a smile on Yoongi’s face.

Seokjin- He would try his absolute best to make her laugh with his dad jokes, but to no avail. Regardless, he would get along pretty well with her, despite her constantly roasting him about his sense of humor without any hesitation whatsoever.

Yoongi- He would really appreciate that his girlfriend understands exactly how great it is to just lay in bed and do absolutely nothing. He would admire how quick she was with her words and make sure his soft cuddling was low key enough for the both of them as they share compositions and ideas with each other.

Hoseok- Sunshine baby would find any and all of their synchronization in movement and personality cutely hilarious, and it’d be his goal to make Yoongi’s girlfriend smile as much as he makes Yoongi himself smile. Aside from Yoongi, she’d probably get along with him the most out of all the members.

Jimin- He would be really intrigued by their similar looks and their personalities, but he probably wouldn’t be so surprised that it was her who won Yoongi’s heart. He’d be his normal, soft mochi self around her and would be secretly glad that she was shorter than him.

Taehyung- Tae would be totally amazed that the two of them were so alike. He’d be convinced that there was some hidden, dramatic back story about long lost twins, but he’d be primarily focused on being a soft dongsaeng for her and would try to win her favor by rapping Yoongi’s parts.

Jungkook- Jungkook would be really excited to meet her and she’d probably be one of his most favorite noonas. He’d constantly meme around to make her laugh and would be a total fluff bunny to win her attention and affection. Without a doubt, he would make fun of his hyung about how whipped he was for her.