pretty sure that's what you're made for

an actual conversation i had
  • my friend: so I had to break up with my boyfriend today.
  • me: what? why?
  • my pal: he told me he was bisexual.
  • me: ...
  • my bro: well you know theres only a matter of time before he cheats on me with a girl. if he wanted to break up so bad he should've just said so and not made up something stupid like that.
  • me: i? what? thats not how it works...
  • my not so much friend: you're either gay or straight Dylan. the rest is all bullsh*t.
  • me: (gets up and starts packing)
  • my enemy: what're you doing?
  • me: looking for that friendship contract we made when were like ten because im pretty sure you didn't freaking read the fine print of the terms and conditions where is says you can't be a biphobic a-hole. I'm taking back my jonas brothers CD.
  • Jurassic Park: This is what happens when you try screwing with nature and cloning dinosaurs. It's fascinating, but what you're doing is going to reap serious consequences.
  • The Lost World: Dinosaurs have a right to life, too. You made them? Fine, just leave them alone and DON'T try kidnapping them to keep in a zoo. You're making all new mistakes with all of this.
  • Jurassic Park 3: Uh... don't let a twelve-year-old go parasailing off a restricted island filled with dinosaurs...? Don't steal raptor eggs...? What is WRONG with you people?! This is common sense!
  • Jurassic World: Creating a hybrid dinosaur? That's pretty risky, so you better have a good plan for that. Also, make sure the geneticist tells you EVERYTHING that went into it!