pretty sure shes a troll

It's not just the food that's revolting.

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Back in my college days, I lived on campus and ate the 20-meals-a-week meal plan at the cafeteria. It was… terrible. Seriously. I know people complain about their college cafeteria all the time, but they still gain their “freshman 15”. I lost mine. The food was disgusting. Sunday spaghetti was made from tomato sauce and Saturday’s cheap hamburgers. One week they didn’t bother ripping up the hamburgers: watery, sauce-tinted, overcooked noodles garnished with dry, leathery, two-day-old hamburger patties. It was still better than the other options. At first, they had a “make your own pizza” line, but removed it because everyone was using it, and “bread isn’t cheap.” I remember seeing a real salad in their “healthy eats” line and getting excited, because it’s hard to screw up salads, only to realize that it was literally floating in oil. The salad on the actual salad bar was not an option; it was changed out every morning, whether it needed it or not. Oh, sorry, I meant the ice in the salad bar. Not the salad, no. A student wrote his initials in the tuna and it remained for a solid week. Sometimes the salad would grow its own salad.

They had a big board set up for student complaints, and they would write responses back. Oddly enough, the board rarely had bad things to say; the manager, may he be haunted by a thousand bedbugs, confessed that he didn’t have time to answer every complaint, but he did read every one, and took the complaints into consideration. And, as far as we could tell, threw away all the ones he didn’t like.

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Small headcanon, I like to think Shock loves and observes astronomy/astrology, especially now that she has a lot more free time with Oogie gone and all. When she tries to explain what it is and why she likes it to the others, she tries at first but ends up just fucking with them

anonymous asked:

Just for information about troll romance. I don't think gender really means anything when forming a relationship for them, they also form four different types of relationship at once, one in each category. So of course Xefros is bi, all trolls are. Or they are pan, because gender doesn't matter to them. It's all about how the personalities compliment each other.

yeah, im gonna have to disagree with you on that, anon. you do have a point. trolls don’t quite see gender when it comes to romance and there isn’t an expectation to be w/ any gender like there is here on Earth. BUT trolls can have a preference ! hussie himself compared it to that of a fetish here on Earth? tho he really meant like. preference i guess. im not a huge fan of the wording he uses but his point is clear.

“Is Kanaya a Lesbian?

I think this was pretty obvious a long time ago.

But then, homosexuality in a society where bisexuality is the norm is kind of a different thing. Rather than being a swapped preference, it is a more exacting preference. Somewhat like a fetish for a particular gender. When Karkat was talking to John about it, he indicated trolls don’t even have a word for the orientation. It’s not something that appears to have any cultural significance to them. Which might seem odd, but then, they’re aliens. Maybe a way to view it is how we view people with more exacting preferences, like certain fetishists. We don’t actually have common words to describe most people like that, and their presence doesn’t have nearly the same social ramifications which homosexuality does. Humans seem to make a very big deal out of homosexuality, while treating other forms of preference as barely worth noting. When Karkat was <3< hitting on John, the reasonable human response was to say “I am not a homosexual.” But the troll response would be more like “Sorry, not interested,” without invoking orientation. Very much like a guy with a fat fetish isn’t too likely to reject a thin girl by saying “Sorry, I am just this HUGE chubby chaser, so I must decline.” […] Not that any of this changes how we view Kanaya. From a human perspective, she’s an unmistakably gay character.“

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kanaya is a lesbian! she only likes girls! but it isn’t as if that’s strange to trolls, just not what is conceived as the average.

also, im pretty sure that when aranea refers to all trolls as bisexual, she means biologically, like flowers having both parts, but thats my interpretation

all relationships are about how personalities compliment each other, even human relationships. 

so xefros could be gay, it just wouldn’t be something that was worth pointing out in any way, shape, or form, seeing as the Average Troll likes both. he could be bi! but the likelyhood of that being confirmed is low, because he has no use of bringing up if he only likes guys or likes both, because trolls don’t see it as an important trait or idea

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honestly healthybyholly (now pasta-and-proteinbars) is the scariest thing on this site like.. i was pretty sure she was a troll, and she sometimes makes the exact same posts twice word for word. but shes posted photos of herself, including nudes, and some from an instagram account that was definitely her, so unless this is like a really elaborate troll, the odds that shes a completely real person are dangerously high

Day 8: Leave A Comment Below

I’m iffy about this one. I like the plot and some of the ideas I had, but don’t feel so great about the execution… Ah well, that’s why I get to come back to these in the future and try and make them better.

Bucky got in to YouTube just to give him a place to vent about the 21st Century. He never counted on getting popular. Or having Darcy use her own YouTube channel to start messing with him. Being messed with he could deal with, but being shipped

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anonymous asked:

1) "No wonder even in death she felt most alive!" Pretty sure this was a delena troll being sarcastic since they're salty about your blog. The thing is they embarrassed themselves again by using those examples. First of all, the things they listed were AFTER Elena said that line in season 4. There was nothing in s4 to make her say that line. Second, that rain kiss was a terrible JP self proclaimed insert that she later made fun of in a video at a con. Third, 'feeding each other like pets' LOL ->

“No wonder even in death she felt most alive!” Pretty sure this was a delena troll being sarcastic since they’re salty about your blog. The thing is they embarrassed themselves again by using those examples. First of all, the things they listed were AFTER Elena said that line in season 4. There was nothing in s4 to make her say that line. Second, that rain kiss was a terrible JP self proclaimed insert that she later made fun of in a video at a con. Third, ‘feeding each other like pets’ LOL ok, you already talked about this but Damon’s standing there while Elena bends awkwardly in to take a bite they both look ridiculous and it’s not cute or sexy, that anon’s right that Elena is like Damon’s pet though. Fourth, the 'mistletoe kiss’ never even happened because Kai thankfully hit Elena in the head with a shovel and saved us all from such a fate. And finally, No anon that’s not what consuming, passionate love looks like as we’ve all been saying Plec’s writing is crap just like de.  ok, you already talked about this but Damon’s standing there while Elena bends awkwardly in to take a bite they both look ridiculous and it’s not cute or sexy, that anon’s right that Elena is like Damon’s pet though. Fourth, the 'mistletoe kiss’ never even happened because Kai thankfully hit Elena in the head with a shovel and saved us all from such a fate. And finally, No anon that’s not what consuming, passionate love looks like as we’ve all been saying Plec’s writing is crap just like de.            

The thing is they embarrassed themselves again by using those examples.

This is why I was so confused about the ask because I was like … these are terrible examples, are you being sarcastic right now because none of these things indicate a consuming and passionate love and are terrible ways to substantiate the claim that she felt alive even in death, like seriously, being fed a sandwich? HOW? It’s not even SEXY.     

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Now all I’ve gotta do is cut ‘em out and they’ll be ready to hang!

Next batch of trolls coming soonish??? Maybe??? My hand is killing me.