pretty stuffed on bullshit

AMERICAN HORROR STORY ASK MEMES

Send one of the following to my muse to see their reaction:

- “There’s not gonna be any swimming pool you stupid slut!”

- “Witch up.”

- “You’re all I want, You’re all I have.”

- “Don’t worry, she won’t bite. I took her teeth.”

- “Don’t make me kill you again.”

- “Oh… I’m quaking in my loafers. What are you going to do? Murder me?”

- “That’s why I didn’t take the meds. I was afraid my dick wouldn’t work, because I met someone.”

- “I bet you think about sex.”

- “Why does being dead make me so horny?”

- “Don’t be a hater, dear.”

- “The war is coming… and you are going to lose.”

- “I’m not a virgin, I get it all the time and guys find me hot.”

- “Why would you kill God’s innocent creatures?”

- “You need to pay for what you’ve done.”

- “All monsters are human.”

- “The only thing you have to be afraid of is me.”

- “You kind of make me wanna kill myself.”

- “I’m pretty stuffed on bullshit.”

- “I know everything. I’m the Devil”