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two rotten apples [m] | pt. 3

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❛❛we’re next-door neighbors and have hated each other since middle school but now we’re going to the same university how can we avoid the other person like the plague so there isn’t a crime scene— what do you mean you promised my mom you would keep an eye on me???? you fucking planned this❜❜ AU

COUNT → 21.515

GENRE → smut | angst

PAIRING → jungkook | reader

WARNINGS → dom and sub tones | threesome | oral sex | explicit language | penetration | public sex | grinding | graphic dirty talk | slight female masturbation | overstimulation

LINKS → 1 | 2 | 3 | COMING SOON

As the back of Jungkook’s head rested against the driver seat’s headrest, catching his breath, your glare hardened.

Once again, he’d fucked you and not cared whether you came or not. In fact, for the duration of his penis being in your vagina, he’d barely even touched you. And sadly, it hadn’t even occurred to you he’d used you once again until it was too late. Your clit didn’t matter to him apparently; your pleasure didn’t matter to him either. All that mattered was his dick. That’s all that ever fucking mattered.

After that weekend at the camping grounds where you actually came for once, you were expecting something better than whatever the fuck he called this performance. Your horny brain had quickly forgotten that it’d been your own fingers that got yourself off—not him—and those nights you spent in his tent were no exception. Why were you so surprised? This was Jungkook you were talking about—he would never fucking care about you or any part of you.

And that’s why this was the final fucking straw.

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I’ve got some fire emblem heroes related salt to spew for a sec so bear with me.

I opened up the game to the announcement of the cleric voting gauntlet, and I was excited! I had heard that a cleric gauntlet was coming out, but I was hoping to see some dude healers in there too. I wanted to fight for Lucius, or even Azama, or hell I’d even fight for Wrys if they put him in there.

But no, we get another fucking waifu gauntlet, and I’d be relatively ok with that but whats really pissing me off is it’s all the same “innocent little sister” character type.

Literally every single goddamn one of the characters for this gauntlet are little sisters with an older brother - in the case of Sakura and Elise, two older brothers and an older sister (and possibly other older sibling because Corrin) and in the case of Maria, one older brother and one older sister BUT STILL

It feels like its just a copy- paste of the same bland character archetype and this gauntlet has become more about which game is most popular rather than which character is most popular given that peoples reasoning for their team choices will often be “well x is from y game and y game is my favorite”

I know this levels the playing field a lot because that’s been a problem in the past, but c'mon this seems extreme.

We could’ve had at least SOME variety in this gauntlet, there’s enough healers already implemented in the game to make it more interesting, Genny, Azama, Serra, Lucius, Wrys. We didn’t need for this to be the “Moe Baby Sister” gauntlet.

Ok rant over, I’m tired


honestly I think the jungle biome has been my favorite since it was added

i’ve gotten a couple anon messages welcoming me back, new followers, and a renew in reblogs of old and new art, all of which i appreciate greatly. i’m not sure i’m really back though, i’ve got mental health issues which keep me from doing much, including barely drawing anymore. but i will try to sketch sometimes and throw things up here when i think it’s decent enough. it’s nice to see an interest in my work after my not-quite-over hiatus, and nice to see some new faces too. thank you for all the likes, reblogs, and tags because i can assure you i read every single one. <3

so many people have followed me here and on birdmother and not realized that both are the same person

You’re perfect, or so you’ve been told, but it feels like you are losing yourself.

I feel pretty guilty about posting this still the zine still isn’t done, but it has been 6 months since preorders ended and almost 3 months since the last progress update for it was made. I hope it is finished someday and maybe the prospect of having physical prints of so many wonderful pieces of artwork will appease most people who are getting antsy. I didn’t want to give up on waiting for it, but my parents have been rather relentlessly hounding me for their books as if I have anything to do with it…  

Anyway, I was really proud of this when I first made it and I just hope the finished book comes out eventually. 


ユーリ!!! on Ice - TV & BD/DVD Comparison | episode 12

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JoJo and Caesar’s Authentic Switzerland Experience

Look, I’m not done shitting on how expensive my country is, and there’s not a lot of fiction taking place around here, let me have this