pretty fast

andromedasstars  asked:

hi your andriel 'I hate Neil Josten and his pretty face' headcanon is beautiful and pure and wholesome and has healed my soul and i was hoping you'd be open to expanding on Neil's 'revenge' calling out Andrew and being dorky in the process?

Hi! Sorry for the late reply! Thank you so much and, sure, here you go!

  • Andrew is waiting for it
  • he knows Josten’s too much of an actual child to let go of the video
    • no matter that he solved the coming-out problem
    • and made Renee and Reynolds a tonshit of money
    • fucker never knows when to back down, does he?
  • so really
  • he’s not that surprised when Nicky sends him a link to some live streaming website
  • there’s 10-reasons-to-hate-Andrew-Minyard-by-Neil-Josten in the page name so it’s not hard to guess what’s going to happen

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Whenever I’m alone with you
You make me feel like I am home again
Whenever I’m alone with you
You make me feel like I am whole again

Remus Lupin & Sirius Black, Gryffindor common room, 1977

I think the reason Lars has become such a succesful Space Pirate (and so fast!) is because he’s 100% organic. 

He can sneak in easily into Homeworld facilities because he’s invisible to Gem scanners.

If he’s ever caught he can’t be contained in force field prisons.

And he’s immune to destabilizing technology.

The Gem Empire has underestimated organic life forms for so long, they specialized all their defences to be used only on their own kind. Organic life is pretty much invisible to their technology now. I bet they never even considered the idea of an organic life form surviving long enough in their planet to pose a treat (If Lars wouldn’t have turned into a pink zombie, Steven and Lars would have simply starved to death in a few weeks). 

Gem Society is completely unprepared for a fully organic adversary. If this is true, Lars may actually have even more advantages than Steven in Homeworld.

anonymous asked:

what about if matt or nicky or someone calls neil pretty and neil gestures to his face burns and says 'not anymore'. like hoooow do you think andrew would react to that?

  • Kevin complains about how long Allison held up the team while she did her hair and makeup
  • Allison responds with “Whatever, pretty boy.”
  • Kevin scowls at her
  • Matt says “Kevin isn’t pretty, Neil is pretty.”
  • Neil gestures to his face and says “Not anymore.”
  • Nicky just barely thinks better in time to stop himself from telling Neil his burns are because he’s too hot
  • But Andrew is sitting right there, so Nicky musters up a verbal filter
  • Andrew glares Neil down and his voice is all judgment as he says “You can’t fucking stop, can you?”
  • Neil asks “Stop what?”
  • Andrew still looks annoyed as he responds “Lying.”
  • Neil fucking melts and Andrew looks away in disinterest