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A-Z NSFW: Jaehyun

Originally posted by markleesdoft

Disclaimer: I couldn’t find the original poster this came from, but I got this from philanddanxreader, I didn’t come up with this.

A = Aftercare 
Despite his erratic sex life with you, he does really care about you and can’t walk away without knowing you’re 100% on the up and up after his  jackrabbit fucking. Making sure you’re okay, 100% pleased, whatever marks he’s given you(even just hickies) aren’t like…deadly. Jaehyun’s pretty adamant about making sure the mood is toned back down, and he gets really lovey with soft forehead kisses, hugs, and coos about how he loves you before he lets you move on with the day. 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) 
Hands down his favorite body part on you is your hands, he loves feeling your hands grasping at his biceps, clutching his back, gripping his neck as he takes you, he just loves how he can feel the desperation for his touch in your touch. On the flip side, if he had to pick on himself, it’s his mouth. mostly because he’s a talker. He loves how just a trace of his lips against your neck, breathing words of lust against your skin has you shuddering and begging for him to do what he says he will, for him to please do something. Just his words can turn you to mush, and that’s true power in his mind.

C = Cum 
Nana says Jaehyun is a very dirty kind of boy, he makes a goddamn mess when he comes. If you’re in bed, he can’t just be a normal person and do it in you or on you, no he’s just got to make a mess so it’s a definite need to change the sheets afterwards. If it’s outside the bedroom, you need to mop the floor, he’s done dripped it everywhere. It’s honestly such a problem you’ve started to make him carry a handkerchief because it’s too stressful to find something to clean up with when you’re in a goddamn empty practice room with jizz on the floor. 

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) 
Lord knows how you didn’t wake up, but he’d worn you out and you were sleeping so peacefully, he’d feel horrible if he woke you up just to deal with his hard cock again. What choice did he have…besides jerking off right beside you in bed while he got an eyeful of your naked body from your activities just hours before? Again, how did he not wake you up…a mystery, but he’s not going to mention it.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Ok y’all, we know Jeffrey lived in America for four years, we’ve tainted him as a person. He’s breathed our air long enough, we’ve infected him.Top that with being close to Johnny aka America’s #1 Fuck Boi, if he hasn’t done anything, he sure as hell knows too goddamn much, especially thanks to being around Mr. Oh Daddy telling fucking everyone about our kink secrets. He knows.

F = Favorite position
No matter what, if it’s against a wall, bent over a table, in bed, he’s a very big fan of taking you from behind. Jaehyun thrives off being able to control your hips, either pulling you to meet his thrusts or holding you stationary as he pounds into you, that he can easily trace his fingers up your spine and watch your back arch in response, how he can tug you up so you’re flush against him so his hands can wander over your tummy and chest, softly holding your throat with your head tossed back against his shoulder. Yes…

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Honestly, have you seen Jaehyun??? He goes from 0 to 100 back to 0 in 0.421 seconds. How he is during sex is like flipping a coin to see if a Targaryen will be mad, you just never know my dudes, gotta just roll the dice and hope for the best.  One second you’re just rolling around the bed and giggling and you blink and suddenly you’re both sweating and he’s pinning you down and pounding in to you for all he’s worth. I’ll pray for you.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they)
I think he’s a pretty clean guy? I don’t think he’s the type of guy to completely shave it, I think he’s kind of lazy in that aspect, but I think he definitely does some manscaping. Not always, he doesn’t do it all the time, but he tries to stay on top of keeping it tamed.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
I think sex with Jaehyun is kind of like bunnies, it’s erratic and unplanned and intense, I don’t think he’s very romantic in the bed. But that’s cool, he makes up for it in your relationship, but he does try to go above and beyond for special days like holidays and birthdays. But on the norm, he’s just a horny dog that needs to bury his bone.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation)
While his secret involves jerking off beside your sleeping body, he’s not shy with jerking it. Hell, you’ve even done it together a few times, he’s definitely not opposed to it. Obviously he’d much rather be buried in you, but his imagination is quite vivid, Jae’s pretty good at remembering things you’ve done together while he pumps himself in his hand. He’ll take care of himself just fine, but the moment he can, he’s hunting you down to do it right.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Jaehyun’s a marker, he likes nothing more than to mark you. Since he often walks away with red lines down his back, it’s only fair that he gets to cover you in purple flowers. He’d have to ask one day, if he could take a picture, because honestly the trail of hickies spanning from your neck, all over your chest, hips, and thighs are definitely a work of art, he’s particularly proud of them.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
As expected of an NCT boy, no one wants one of the minis to see you sinning. A door with a lock is all that’s needed. Bedroom, bathroom, broom closet, non-window having practice room, anything is idea when he’s in the mood really.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Sort of like Johnny with his hair, you’ve conditioned Jaehyun, because contrary to him being a horny toad, he doesn’t pick up on your subtle hints to let him know you’re in the mood. A quick squeeze of his thigh is your signal, not just a hand on his thigh, since when you’re just chilling, that’s a pretty common display of affection between the two of you. But that one little squeeze, and he instantly knows what’s coming, and he’s on you in the blink of an eye.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
After a scare once near the beginning of your relationship, one of the minis had almost seen you, thank god for blankets though. It’s been an agreement now that if the minis are in the dorm, or around at all, sex is off limits, we have to protect the innocent children, right? Aside from that, although Jaehyun isn’t a very public sex guy, like I said as long as there’s a lock he doesn’t care, but the genuine thought of someone seeing you two in public, literally nothing turns him off more. Jae’s not into the whole idea of being watched while you two do the do.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Jaehyun’s more of a finger guy, he likes being in you buuut he never misses a chance to be between your legs, no matter what. He’s not the most gifted oral giver, he’s kind of a mess really, it’s just a warm up for the main entertainment, the same goes for you going down on him. He’s kind of fidgety in that way, he just can’t wait to be inside you that it seems a bit tedious to him.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Jaehyun is a bit of a mix, he’s fast but sensual, he’s not rough but he’s firm with his thrusts. He knows exactly where to hit, what to do, how to work you like a fiddle. Truly, no two people match together as well as you two do.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
This plays into Risk, but he’s down for a good quickie, there’s sooooo many boys around non-stop, there’s rarely a moment when you have a significant amount of time to have privacy, there’s always a mini around of Johnny’s meme ass telling dad jokes, so quickies are a very frequent occurrence. Pulling you in the bathroom for a few minutes, so no one notices you’re both gone is pretty much the norm between you two.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
America is hyper sexual and he’s breathed us, he is infected. Literally people at my old high school just go across the street where there’s these little hidden(not really) cubbyholes and fuck in broad daylight. Bitches got an army of cars lined up and down the streets trying to pick their kids up and you standing over there on the sidewalk with a dick in you smh. Welcome to the good ol’ U S of A. Jaehyun isn’t afraid to do..well anything, with you. Honestly, you call the shots in your relationship, because he complies so easily. It’s not a surprise when he’s pulled into the McDonald’s bathroom for a quick one, he’s down for anything. Truthfully, 90% of your sex life with him, is just experimenting and having fun. Again, I’ll pray for you.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
Taeyong deadass about to pass out on the floor, then there’s Jae’s ass going from 100 to 0, how is he not dying rn. I suggest you drink lots of water before getting into bed with him, you’re going to need to stay hydrated, this boy has no off switch. I’ll pay your grave a visit, ‘died because of the dicc. rip.’

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Jae and you’ve certainly tried a few, handcuffs and vibrators, all that good stuff, but he’s not really into it? Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it, that his motto. He tried it, didn’t like it. He’d much rather the fun be between you and him, not between you, him, and a plastic dick.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Jaehyun is quite the antsy boy, he can’t handle the teasing. The fun doesn’t start until he’s in you, after all, so thank the stars that he’s too impatient to actually tease you.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
I don’t think he’s very loud, he’s a talker, he likes dirty talking his way through it. A very moans might escape when he cums, but as for the sex itself, it’s him winding you up with him telling you how perfect you are, how good you feel, and what he wants to do with your pretty lil self.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Your first time together was so laughable, of fucking course while his dick is in you, Taeyong just had to be calling Jae’s phone to see if he wanted dinner, and of course it had to be Baby Don’t Like It because what else would it ever be? Just the sound of the bed springs in the song and the bed sounds you two were making, you two just had to stop and burst out laughing. Never did call Taeyong back though…poor leader…

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
I asked Nana about this lmao, she’s the dick whisperer……anyways, she said he’s not very long, pretty average(average is like…5 inches hard)in that area, but he’s got the girth to make up for it. Add that to his jackrabbit self, and you got yourself a good dicc.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
I think he has quite a high sex drive, one of the highest of the members, he’s ready to go at any moment, just give him the signal.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Again, how is he not passing out?? Jae isn’t one to get tried easily, you might be passed out cold the second his dick leaves you, but he’s fine and dandy. He might go make tomorrow’s lunch or something, he’s not tired at all, if anything, he’s more energized than when you two started.