pretty boat

okay… but look how sympathetic max is when space kid says his parents couldn’t show. he feels for him.

and then when space kid says his uncle came instead,

he walks away like this.

i think that max had finally thought he found someone who was in pretty much the same boat as him. imagine how crushing it must have been to realize you were still the only person at camp with parents that didn’t care.

From a Texan to the rest of y'all.

We appreciate all the help we can get down here. It’s bad. The flooding is catostrophically bad. We will say thank you to anyone and everyone who helps us. We will work with ANYONE who comes to our aid.

But don’t you DARE spout off about the government “rescuing us” from anything. We are rescuing ourselves. Our favorite grocery store chain, HEB, is feeding people, supplying water, and getting their stores prepped WHILE IT IS STILL RAINING AND FLOODING.
A GROCERY STORE CHAIN has been able to reach places with food and water before FEMA ever possibly could.

Our favorite GAS STATION BUCCEE’S is sheltering rescue teams overnight and footing the bill for them to EAT AND DRINK ANYTHING IN THE STORE FREE OF CHARGE.

Citizens are taking their private boats, jet skis, canoes, flat boats, pretty much ANYTHING that can float and are working with our local fireman, police, AND the coast guard to help rescue other stranded Texans.

People are throwing addresses of stranded people all over Facebook and other Texans checking their feed have been diving off into the water to save them. If all you hear about on the news is FEMA taking action in Texas , IT AIN’T THE WHOLE TRUTH.

WHEN WE SAY WE DON’T NEED GOVERNMENT HELP, WE’RE GOD DAMNED SERIOUS, BUT WE WILL THANK ANYONE WHO HELPS REGARDLESS! BECAUSE WE LOVE, OUR STATE, AND OUR PEOPLE, AND WE WANT THEM SAFE!

BLESS YOUR HEART, BUT DON’T SPOUT OFF ABOUT SOMETHING YOU COULDN’T BE MORE CLUELESS ABOUT.

GOD BLESS TEXAS

-An angry, soaked Texan