prettiest film

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50 Films Challenge - First film I remember seeing in the cinema - Spirit Stallion of the Cimarron

I had been waiting so long to run free, but that goodbye was harder than I ever imagined. I’ll never forget that boy and how we won back our freedom together.

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get to know me meme: 3/5 movies ― The Prince of Egypt (1998) 

Yes, Aaron, it’s true. Pharaoh has the power. He can take away your food, your home, your freedom. He can take away your sons and daughters. With one word, Pharaoh can take away your very lives. But there is one thing he cannot take away from you: your faith

Haddock’s Mockbuster Marathon

Want to watch terrible knockoffs that blatantly rip off beloved DreamWorks films like Kung Fu Panda, How to Train Your Dragon, and even Bee Movie? Well, this weekend, I will be streaming some of these horrendous animations. If you want to suffer with others, have a bizarre curiosity for the horrible, or just want to hang out with other cool animation folks in the chat, I hope you can join me Sunday, May 28, starting at 6 PM MST. We’ll watch as long as people are willing to go.

What: Watch bad knockoff animated movies from second-rate companies.
Where: On my twitch profile. Please note you will have to create a twitch profile and log in to be able to write in the chat.
When: Sunday May 28 starting at 6 PM MST.

Want to see what movies we could be viewing? I will let people vote when the day comes, but to help your excitement, you could have the pleasure of watching things like…

Legend of Kung Fu Rabbit

Complete with the voice acting talents of Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite) for the English dubbed version, this is a blatant ripoff of Kung Fu Panda about an everyday, food-loving rabbit who learns kung fu.

How to Train a Dragon Warrior

This Thai production clearly has characters that look like Hiccup, Fishlegs, and Toothless… as if the title of the film doesn’t give away that this is blatant inspiration off of How to Train Your Dragon.

Bug Bites: An Ant’s Life

This short film capitalized upon the releases of Antz and A Bug’s Life. Be prepared for bad animation on this one - this screencap is one of the prettiest parts of the film I could find! Actually, just be prepared for bad everything.

Moses: Egypt’s Great Prince

Complete. with. a. song. where. the. chorus. has. Moses. singing. “I’m a prince of Egypt!” 

The Little Panda Fighter

The animation of this movie reminds me of Five Nights at Freddy’s and will probably give you more nightmares than all of the games combined. There are five Kung Fu Panda ripoffs I have found. This one is the most… memorable.

Plan Bee

Somehow I ran into two Bee Movie mockbusters. To think that the original DreamWorks production wasn’t bizarre enough!

Aaaaaand even more!

I’ve got more DreamWorks mockbusters to select from on the day of the stream. Hope to see you there!

Film Asks

I was very upset with the lack of film-themed asks so I decided to make my own! Please feel free to reblog and play along!

  1. Favorite film?
  2. Favorite actor?
  3. Favorite actress?
  4. Favorite director?
  5. Favorite movie quote?
  6. Old films or new?
  7. Favorite genre?
  8. Favorite film series?
  9. Favorite film from your childhood?
  10. Black and white or color films? (I know this is similar to number 6 but shh)
  11. Film you could watch on repeat
  12. Favorite musical?
  13. Favorite book-to-film adaption?
  14. Prettiest film you’ve seen?
  15. Film that always cheers you up?