prettiest darling

some canon things that we seem to have forgotten:

  • jerome and esme were married after one (1) evening together
  • lemony is shit at French
  • beatrice once disguised herself as a pickup truck
  • carmelita wrote an autobiography entitled, “Carmelita Spats, Me: The Completely Authorized Autobiography Of The Prettiest, Smartest, Most Darling Girl In The Whole Wide World”
  • there is a church near uncle monty’s house called “the Cathedral of the Alleged Virgin”