pretending to be a normal blog

Look everyone’s been too polite to say so but “anti” in its current usage is just a repackaged way to complain about “The SJWs” now that everyone rightfully rolls their eyes at grown adults who complain about SJWs, and “SJWs” was just a repackaged way to complain about “PC Police.” It’s literally all the exact same fucking thing. In three years everybody’s gonna be making fun of the people who get all worked up about “Antis” and then they’re gonna turn around and complain about how those mean Goodzos (or whatever new word they make up for normal people) are ruining fandom by virtue signaling and sending death threats (even though it’s obvious to absolutely everyone that “I’m being sent death threats by SJWs” is literally always a lie). Like it isn’t slick. Complaining about Antis is just complaining about “Political Correctness” with a new name, and youse all are just anti-SJ blogs who’ve somehow found a way to pretend you aren’t anti-SJ blogs

mentally ill people: *help make visual/auditory stimming more accessible and normalized through slime and stim blogs*
kinksters: this is ours™ now

Writing Is Hard

Summary: Dean finds the blog you use to read smutty fan fiction. And of course, he decides he can write a better story about himself. You help.

Warning: Smut, some dirty talk, mutual masturbation, all kinds of fan fiction clichés

Word Count: 4350

A/N: This is all written with love for fan fic. I’m teasing, not putting it down in any way. And thanks to @littlegreenplasticsoldier​ for being a great beta and being generally flawless. Hope you enjoy! XOXO


No. This isn’t happening.

This is one of those moments you’d had weird nightmares about, dreams that left you embarrassed and feeling all icky the next day until you finally convinced yourself that it wasn’t real. And just like those moments, this one will end any second now. You’ll wake up in some motel bed, Dean will be in the next room with Sam, asleep or showering or eating or anything but standing over your laptop with that look on his face.

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anonymous asked:

idk this is a bit weird... Let's pretend that it can happen ok? How would rfa + minor trio react if mc grows cat ears and a cat tail when ever she's happy/excited? I can imagine Zen red from blushing and sneezing! >< How would Jumin react if he saw mc's ears and tail popping out while she's holding Elizabeth the 3rd with a big smile? I really like your writing and blog! Keep it up! (^з^)〜♡

(^o^ Thank you!! I don’t think it’s weird at all!)

Yoosung

  • The first time it happened
  • He thought he was dreaming.
  • “Uh… MC?”
  • “Yes?”
  • “You have cat ears.”
  • You explain this was normal when you were happy
  • He slowly gets used to it
  • Likes to put on cat ears and do the same so you don’t feel weird.

Zen

  • He also felt like he was going to sneeze around you
  • Now he knew why
  • He turned bright red
  • And started sneezing
  • “Eep! Zen are you ok?!”
  • He takes a lot of allergy meds to keep from sneezing
  • Thinks its adorable

Jumin

  • He had just gotten home
  • And heard you giggling and talking to Elizabeth III
  • When he walked into the living room
  • He first thought you were dressed as a cat
  • But when you told him this always happened
  • He scooped you up
  • “Kitten, I knew you were special for more reasons than I can count.”

Saeyoung

  • Did not expect this.
  • He did not see this in his background check
  • Loves it
  • Calls you Ellie when you are happy
  • Is in heaven

Saeran

  • Thinks he’s gone nuts.
  • Tugs on your ears to see if they are real
  • When you cry out in pain, he pulls away
  • Thinking you were badly hurt
  • You tell him you’re fine
  • And just not to do that
  • Doesn’t want anyone else to see you in this cute form.

V

  • Can’t see
  • So he doesn’t realize until he is hugging you
  • And your ears tickle his nose
  • Thinks it is adorable

Vanderwood

  • Panics at first
  • What did Seven do to you oh god
  • You have to calm him down.
  • Like Jumin, loves it
  • Especially since your ears and tail are cheetah
  • Dis boy loves him some cheetah print
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Hi, i got tagged by Jem ( @p-arkwoojin) to do the different hairstyles selfie tag (?)   Thaank you for the tag~  . This was actually pretty interesting  since Ive had different hair styles this past year.

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i doodled one of my mesmers;; this is Zhynni

her body is small and her lungs are quite weak so she normally has a self-built ~*~*magical*~*~*~ respirator on all the time but i liked the drawing better w/out it. i did make a lil comparison thing tho. we can pretend she’s using mesmer tricks to hide it or something lol

don’t look at the staff its Bad

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Call Out the Fake Copies

I normally don’t ask for re-blogs, but I must make an exception today.

Please re-blog if you are a Balmung player, and did -NOT- make copies of your own characters on other servers.

Just to be clear, it’s okay if you did. This is meant as a way for players to defend themselves from the trolls who seem to be copying characters from Balmung on other servers in order to damage a player’s reputation and pretend to be them.

If you did make copies of your own characters on servers other than Balmung, a thing you can do is list which servers you play your characters on.

If you don’t want to re-blog, at least stay aware of this issue caused by people with no life. Guard yourselves, my friends.   

anonymous asked:

Could I request some sleeping headcanons (with a/o) for Oda, Chuuya, and Dazai? Ur blog is so good!

Absolutely! And thank you, I’m glad you think so :’)

Sakunosuke Oda

Odasaku normally comes home really late because of his line of work, so he finds you already fast asleep and dressed in one of his button-down shirts while adorably clutching onto a pillow pretending that it’s him when he returns to his apartment. From the sight alone, his face lights up with an adoring smile and he can’t wait to crawl into bed with you and wrap his arms around your figure and press a light kiss to you neck/shoulder and nuzzle his face into the crook of your neck before finally drifting off to sleep after a long and tiresome day.

Chuuya Nakahara

Chuuya returns home at an ungodly hour as well, and he’s usually so dead tired from work that you’ll sometimes find yourself almost near the edge as Chuuya greedily (though unintentionally) takes up most of the space by sprawling his limbs across his enormous bed. His cute snores and mumbling of incoherent sentences in his sleep may cause you to wake up in the middle of the night sometimes and you’d automatically curl up next to him. Which Chuuya really loves waking up to and seeing you warmly snuggled up beside him first thing in the morning.

Osamu Dazai

Dazai can’t possibly go to sleep without snatching you in his arms and cuddle with you for at least half an hour first since it’s a nightly tradition that started the minute you moved in with him. And he’s not about to break it anytime soon. He usually falls asleep spooning you and wakes up with a dead arm in the middle of the night, but pushes through the pain until morning comes around because he doesn’t want to accidentally wake you if he tried to remove his arm. Instead, Dazai would actually pull you closer to him and hug you gently. 

hmmm ok so

a lot of people who used to pretend they were antis have “come out” and are now snaladins, like 5-6 noteworthy people have done this in the past months and pretty much all of them have been adults

like that’s shitty, that’s just fucking shitty, for y’all to say you’re antis - it’s shitty because people come to your blog and think they’ve found a safe place, and then you’re just like “lmao jk i actually rlly like snaladin ships”

stop being such fucking cunts and just own up to supporting the normalization and romanticisation of abuse lmao

Forbidden Love - Sequel

Warning: there’s so many sad feels in this, angst and swearing.

I may write a third one to make it a happy ending but that might take 4/5 parts, which is fine by me.

DONT FORGET TO CHECKOUT MY MASTERLIST LINKED IN MY BIO!

@kingslayers-angel @brittany012364
@ultrabarbe1981-blog @englishrosee
@daintymissdevitt @daddy-slug
@50shadesofkennyomega

It had been 4 months since you had last spoken to Kenny let alone seen him. The clear remembrance of that fatal night left you devastated and messed up. His words stuck loud in your head repeating themselves over and over, “…you’re practically a child..” The sound of his voice booming and rattling in your brain.

You decided to hide your feelings as you’d normally do and pretend to not care. Every time someone spoke his name you’d let it slip through one ear and out the other, even through deep down inside it shattered your heart.

“Y/N have you seen Kennys new girl?” Marty spoke gently as if not to agitate you.

“What!? His new girl!?” You sounded pissed and you totally were. At just that second a high pitch girly voice was heard behind you, “haha Kenny you’re soooo funny”. Your face screwed up as you clenched your fists and grit your teeth. Your body was boiling and you were ready release your demons.

You turned to find Kenny hand in hand with a tall blonde woman, she was older, way older than him, her face practically filled with wrinkles. Erupting with rage your face changed from red to purple, the veins visibly popping out of your forehead.

“Aw look at this angry little puppy” the older woman cooed patting your head abit too hard and one two many times.

“Dont fucking touch me” you barked at her, slapping away her hand with full force.

What hurt the most is that Kenny just stood there doing nothing, his eyes told a different story but you were way too angry to care, “feisty one isn’t she babe?” She said tutting and flicking her hair.

“You better get out my face right now, grandma” You said extremely distressed, whilst Marty put a hand out to guard you tutting as he did so as you pushed him away.

“Aw is someone mad? She said laughing pulling Kenny closer to her side, “you don’t like the fact that he chose me, not you! Me! He needed an older woman to sort him out not some young slut who doesn’t know what she was-”

SMACK

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Lovers & Liars

I don’t normally post my thoughts or rants online, anywhere, but this is a blog after all and there is a first time for everything. I am sure that many people reading this can relate to a situation like this at some point in their lives.

When two people love each other, TRULY love each other… They have respect for one another. A kind of respect where they could not lie to their significant other even if they tried. Why? Because they truly love each other.

Some individuals out there will pretend to love you, but instead of truly loving you, they love the idea of having you a lot more. These kind of people put themselves first. Their desires are far more important than your feelings. They still want the glory of having you as theirs while doing whatever they want regardless of how it may affect you emotionally or what boundaries you have mutually set for the relationship. For example, the breaking of promises and/or lying.

If they lie to you, they can’t truly love you.

Love is more than holding hands and doing cute things together, or putting pictures of your significant other all over your social media. Love is respect.

When they say “I’m sorry“ as much as “I love you“, they probably don’t mean either.

Leave before it gets worse. They won’t change.

Thank you for reading.

Man’s Soon To Be Best Friend

Dean x Reader, Sam 

Request By Anon: Hiiiiiii👏🏼 can you do a dean x reader where the reader has is a badass hunter and her companion is a dog. During a hunt she runs into dean and they click 😍 reader could be a female version of dean. Eventually he meets her dog and your know funny fluff (since dean hates dogs) but then the dog grows on dean. And he allows her dog in the impala and sam flips since he doesn’t know about her or the dog.

Warnings: Some language, Dean arguing with a dog haha, unedited so probably some grammar/spelling issues I didn’t catch- sorry 

Word Count: 1371

Y/D/N = Your dog’s name. 

Originally posted by thewincheters

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im s c r e a m i n g because whaaaaaat happened?! where did all of u come from omg. but jeeez, thank you all so much! yknow, my blog description is pretty accurate now because i promised 5 gifts with my last milestone n i got 2 of them done ha ha. 

i’m just going to pretend i didnt promise things and work on my next mini set. i’ve had some ideas for a while, one being like an upcycled objects themed one, so things you normally would use differently turned into something you can use in your house, and one being an used object themed thing. bit more grungey? idk even how to describe it.

ANYWAY. thank you for sticking with me, im forever grateful. 

anonymous asked:

Honestly things have been such a mess lately and looking more and more like it's going to be a long term battle. Not even sure if there is still a band left anymore. I still care about the guys but if we have to continue with the bullshit then I don't see the point really. Now we got two fake babies and a bunch of fake girlfriends and the most shady promo. I would rather give my time and money to someone else. Still gonna be here for your writing though :)

Who would’ve thought this shit would stretch for long and get even worse, eh? I certainly wouldn’t. But we’re here, and that’s the current situation. *sighs*

I don’t even worry about the band TBH. All this shit we’re seeing traces back to money. We’re seeing the result of a predatory industry preying on young talents (literal kids when the boys started). So, even if it takes 20 years, 1D will still come back because it’s profitable. (New Kids on The Block have returned, so why not 1D?).

Even if they were at each other’s throats (like the press wants us to believe), at one point they would still come back because $$$. Remember how everyone got excited about the prospect of some dude suing 1D and how that would mean all five reunited in court? That only proves that, despite the fuckery in this fandom, people would nut for a reunion. End of. 1D are a big name. It doesn’t matter that many think they’re a band for kids. Pretty much everyone knows about 1D, even if just to mock them as “kiddies stuff”.

(And here I don’t have much to say because 1D’s team targets grown men making all kinds of lewd jokes and singing innuendos at kids. If you go back to UAN tour, you’ll know a bunch of hormonal teenage boys were NEVER appropriate for little kids. “Blow a kiss, blow a job”? “Different dick every night”? PLS!)

But back to the subject. Yeah, it feels like everything will drag for some time. We see all those babies around, and it doesn’t seem like we’re getting any denouement soon. We can’t enjoy anything about the boys’ solo careers without some kind of fuckery, or being used to promote their so-called “girlfriends”. Everything is normal and people break up and get cheated and go back again.  Yup, nothing to see here. Celebrities are fickle and so are the normal people associated to them. :)

Many don’t care for facts and roll with it. Some even want you to dumb down to their level when logic and facts tell you otherwise. Fandom life is more and more complicated because you don’t know who to follow, the friend of yesterday is the heterosexuality-loving anti of tomorrow blocking you and pretending like they’ve never seen the shadiness they turn a blind eye on now. Many of your blog friends are deleting or changing blogs completely; everybody and their nan are a Kpop blog now.

I agree with you in that we don’t have many positive things right now. Haven’t had them for years now TBH. It’s just no fun. I can see why investing time in other thing would be nice, or even just enjoy casually the music that (hopefully) comes out. I’ll probably do that at one point, too. I’m not interested in drama. When I want drama I watch Soraya Montenegro try to kill three different characters in the same scene★. Now That’s What I Call Drama™.

All that said, I still want to see the boys emerge victorious. It won’t be easy (we’re seeing it now), but one day something good must happen, right? We’ve never asked for much.

We wanted nice merch? Have dolls, bags and 256 perfumes!

We wanted OT5 content? Too bad, they’re all mortal enemies now. Their securities actually are to protect them from one another.

We wanted the rumoured collabs with other artists like FOB? Get rekt! There’s no ‘team’ in ‘featuring’, and have I mentioned that all 1D boys hate each other?

We’re honestly starved of everything we’d get from a normal band. I’ll be blunt here: I don’t give a single fuck about personal lives, naming their families members or whom they’re supposedly banging. I never did. But what did we get? A bunch of “relatable” canvas girlfriends to supposedly makes us squee. Aww, see that? The boys date normal girls! Older girls! That means you too can be a 1D girlfriend!!! Yeahhh… there’s not a single thing surrounding 1D that had been aimed for typical fans. Everything had been done like we all want to bone them. (And many do, but that’s not everyone. They’re not pieces of meat and we’re not fucking pumas!)

1D success has been DESPITE their team. The boys are loveable and their bond is what has drawn most of the people in. I still think we don’t have many 1D fans as we have “I’m [1D boy]’s fan and I’m stick with the other 4” around here. Too many hateful stans that thrive on tearing the others down to elevate their fave. When I think about that, it’s not hard see why 1D shitty team got away with the putrid stuff they try to feed us: too many scavengers.

Anyway! I have no idea where I was going with this (it’s mostly 1AM ramblings), but yeah. We can only hope for something good in less than 20 years. I wish all five the best and want to see them succeed. I hope I can see it happen before we’re all 50-somethings. And thank you for the kind words. :) Glad my writing can add something positive to this hellhole of fandom. I’m here for the music, the boys’ friendship, to support them and fandom content. Sadly those are the things we don’t get any more. *sighs*

i remember taylor saying in interviews she was addicted to tumblr so, no offense, but a normal human being who once was addicted to this hellsite tumblr dot com cannot go without tumblr longer than 24 hours. once addicted to tumblr it’s like…. it’ll leave a stain on you…. so i am PRETTY sure taylor’s been lurking this whole time and just not liking things !!! gut feeling guys 

((maybe she really isn’t on tumblr but i’m pretending that’s fake since i will be on this site the rest of my life and somehow this blog is literally me)) 

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SURPRISE! 12 weeks + 1 day! 

I posted these on my twitter yesterday and then realized…I should probably make a blog post too…But surprise, I’m pregnant!

I’ve known for awhile now, even before I took the test…which I put off, a lot, and still pretended to be surprised at when I took it lmao, but now…I’m sort of grasping the whole being pregnant thing. Much better than my initial reaction because rather than telling my husband like a normal person I threw the pregnancy test at his head and ran off, I’m a keeper, I know. But I still think it was some good news to have given to him on Father’s day. 

Emotional turmoil aside…we’re all doing really well. Lu is too young to grasp the idea of a pregnancy yet but I think she’s taken notice to just how emotional I’ve been lately…on top of the weight gain, I’m carrying pretty big for this early on lol. She pats my belly despite having no clue of what’s actually happening and I think its adorable. The Goober is all good, we had an ultrasound already (of which I almost passed out at) and everything is growing as it should, they’re on track to making a healthy entrance into the world. And Mooshie and I are still….processing, excitedly processing. I love them already…but I still haven’t quite processed that I will no longer be only Lu’s dad. If you couldn’t guess this pregnancy was not planned, so, now I’m just like ‘Woah, more than one kid…that’s uncharted territory’ and I’m not sure that I’ll process it fully until they get here. But for now, that’s okay, what matters is that they are loved and cared for by the time they make their arrival, and I know they will be considering all the love I have in my heart for them already.

 I won’t bore you with one of those log things, that’s what my pregnancy app is for, but I will say this first trimester has been rough. I’m happy to kiss it goodbye and hopefully start to enjoy this pregnancy a little more than I have been.

Much Love,

Talk to, ask questions, and see what the ex-boss is up to at @potownking .

This blog stays in character 100% of the time and will not be broken ever.

If I need to talk OOC I will do so here or on @mightycleverbeast

This Guzma blog does NOT do narrative roleplays, but you CAN do the following:

- Ask Guzma questions

- PM Guzma and chat with him

- Respond to his posts and often times get sassed

Guzma will post statuses, selfies, and reply to people.

Rules / and Keep-in-Minds:

- Guzma is Guzma. He is rude and socially awkward. If Guzma is kinda mean please don’t take it personally or take it as I do not like you.

- It is a 18+ blog. Guzma will discuss 18+ topics like sex, alcohol, and various things.

- Please don’t message Guzma like… 100 times in 1 minute. I’m only human and Guzma and myself do need space sometimes. If you suck up all of my Guzma energy I won’t have any muse for anyone else and that’s not fair. So, just treat him as you’d treat a normal person.

- If you “bother” Guzma he will tell you, but this does not mean I am mad at you. I am only an actor and I am playing the role.

- I am here to bring you guys a fun, accurate, and “realistic” Guzma. I take this very seriously because I love acting, but also because I know how far the power of a character can go. I am a firm believer in being able to pretend even at our age, so enjoy Guzma and all his antics. <3

anonymous asked:

Same here. I also see blogs saying louies are delusional and there’s no sabotage going on. We don’t know what’s going on bts, but I don’t think we can say what’s happening is normal. At first, I thought it was an exaggeration and that things were ok. However, seeing promo from Niall/Liam. Yeah it’s not normal. We can’t pretend anymore. This is not normal and if they can’t see it well idk what to say.

It says a lot about their opinion on louis you know? If you think what he gets is what’s ‘just enough’ for him then that’s just what you think he deserves. It doesn’t represent his actual talent, what he did for one direction, how successful he is despite the lack of professional support from his team. Imagine where he could be with a promo like niall or liam. And yet. The fact that there’s always (always!) a project for louis’ songs is amazing but also kind of bittersweet cause we know that we have to go the extra mile for him, we know that he needs us more than anyone else in the band and it has nothing to do with him ‘having less talent’ (the shit I’ve read on this website wow) than the others, it’s all on his ‘team’ doing the least. It’s fucked up as hell but I’m glad that the louies have always and will always go so hard for him to get him the success he deserves

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The No Filter Tag!

I was tagged by @freezer-bunnyy, @dummysimmer and @purrsephonesims. Thank you bbys ❤

Wow, um.. Can we just pretend this never happened? POOR RILEY?!?! I even cheated because I have a default skin and I didn’t take it out of my game? Oops..

RULES: take a picture of the sim that’s normally associated with your blog (your legacy founder/lead character in your story etc.), now take away all their cc (except their hair, eyebrows, and skin colour), then do a before and after picture.

I will tag @vividlore, @simprising, @eenhoornsims, @purplesimmer455, @starryllamas and @clumsycam. Sorry if you have already done this tag ;O

anonymous asked:

Wow R!Genji eats like a pregnant person craving wise; please tell me hanzo or mccree at least eat healthier? If not does zenyatta try to keep him healthy? How does genji stay so slim?? Also uhmm I love your blog and im extremely glad your active again; hope everything is going well

Genji gets a lot of exercise and punches many things!!! I think of Genji as being one of those people whose weight will fluctuate very easily, which can be helpful for someone who occassionally has to pretend to be someone other than himself, but also means he’s gotta watch himself or he goes too far one way or another. 

Anyway he mostly eats a normal diet nowadays, and the things he randomly decides he wants aren’t always something out of Epic Meal Time. Sometimes its as simple as Korean barbecue or a smoothie from a place he used to go to as a kid or that kind of thing. He forgets to eat a lot though–Zenyatta’s more likely to remind him to take a break and consume something than he is to try and curb his appetite when he gets one. Luckily for Genji, Shimadas are unnaturally robust, and can run on fumes for ages. Still not a good idea though.

Hanzo eats very little, but that’s just because he doesn’t have a normal stomach anymore. He needs to make sure that he gets the appropriate amount of vitamins and minerals for his body and carbon for his nanites, but supplements work as well as food for him.

McCree’s in the wilderness a lot and so he and Deadlock carry around lots of food that keeps a long time, and for variation, they’ll have whatever they can shoot or scavenge. He’s a very hardy boy.

Also, thank you haha! I’ll probably slide in and out a lot, but at least I was able to respond to some of my backlog tonight. Thanks to everyone who’s continued to be interested in this rather quiet blog