pretending to be a bamf

anonymous asked:

Hi could you rec me some fics where Derek is touch starved? Please and thank you!

YES OF COURSE YOU’RE WELCOME THIS IS THE BEST I CAN’T EVEN THE FEELS DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY FEELS

Touch Starved by rileywrites

(403 General Complete)

Ever since Stiles came back to Beacon Hills after his emissary training, he hasn’t stopped touching the pack. Derek isn’t quite sure why it bothers him so much.

Touch by always_addicted

(1,271 General Complete)

Derek didn’t realise how much he missed being touched until the first time Stiles leaned on him.

I Want to Remember That I Can’t Go Back by lyvanna

(1,351 General Complete)

Derek had grown up in a family of werewolves and touch wasn’t just second nature to him, it was first. And then it was gone. Until Stiles grabbed his arm.

Incarnadine by otter

(3,170 Mature Complete)

He looks down at the long curve of Stiles’ bare back and wants to paint it himself, to press a wet palm between Stiles’ shoulders, leave a crimson stain there to bind them together and give them a place to begin. He wants a common point of color that isn’t a shared spilling of blood.

All I need is a touch from you by framesonthewall

(5,017 Explicit Complete)

Since his family’s death Derek hasn’t let anyone close enough to touch, until Stiles came along.

Help You Through This Burning Heat by Delta_Immortal

(6,976 Explicit Complete I Borderline PWP)

Derek can’t believe Stiles’s strength. He can’t believe how much Stiles is fighting his body’s desires. But if the fumes of lust continue, the rest of the pack will be mindless before too much longer, and they have a mission to finish.

The only rational thing for Derek to do is offer to help Stiles through this arousal. As a partner. Out of necessity.

Not because he’s been dying to touch Stiles for a while now. Not at all.

The Best Things in Life are Fully Involved by stileskolpath

(11,471 Explicit Complete)

‘“Whatever, I’m heading to Derek’s. I gotta fill him on on this clusterfuck of a situation.”
The laugh was unnecessary. “Right, that can only go well.”
“Shut up. It’s the only option I had.”
“If you say so, dude.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?” Stiles asked, incredulous.
“Nothing,” There was a pause. “But you just casually name-dropped the guy you’ve been crushing on since sophomore year to fend this dude off.” Scott added, “Nothing about that screams ‘good idea’.”
“Thanks, asshole.”
“Welcome.” Stiles clicked off aggressively and threw the phone at his backpack.’

a.k.a. the one where Stiles is propositioned by a new alpha, who just happens to be the replacement for Ms. Blake at Beacon Hills High School. So what happens? Stiles panics, that’s what happens. And by ‘panic’ I mean he totally may or may not have insinuated that he was currently involved in a totally not-fake relationship with one particularly broody alpha by the name of Derek Hale. Whatever, he’ll sort out the details as he goes. What could go wrong?

Electricity In the Contact by ladyblahblah

(27,067 Explicit Complete)

In which Derek has been invited to the Greater Pacific Northwest Alpha Symposium (that’s not what it’s called, Stiles, stop saying that), and showing up unattached would mean an arranged marriage. When the rest of the pack objects, he agrees to let Stiles come along to pose as his mate. Derek is reasonably sure that he’s not going to make it out of this weekend alive.

Love Don’t Die by Finduilas

(33,549 Explicit Complete Pushing Daisies AU OMFG I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I NEEDED THIS BUT I DO) 

Derek is nine years old when he discovers the gift that he’s been given. A gift that he didn’t necessarily ask for. Derek can touch dead things and bring them back to life. But not without consequences and conditions, many of which are heartbreaking.

Many years later, his path crosses that of his childhood sweetheart, Stiles, in very unfortunate circumstances. But now, Derek’s gift gives him the power to save Stiles. And damned be the consequences.

Payment for the Hales’ debt by Anchanee

(currently 42,496 Explicit WIP Warning: Rape/Non-con)

John Stilinski has been brutally killed and Stiles Stilinski finds himself thrust to the head of the American branch of the Stilinski Clan at the age of eighteen. The mobster family that operates mainly in central Europe, but had branched out to America with one very talented Claudia Stilinski, who had secured the market of central California (San Francisco, Brentwood, San Jose). She was succeeded by her husband and now her son.

When his enforcer, Isaac, brings him Derek Hale as compensation for his family’s debt, he’s not quite sure what to do. The Hales were a successful family who had worked with the Stilinskis quite successfully over the last decades. Now they are offering their son instead of money. Though Stiles is still learning the ropes of this mob business, he’s pretty sure that THAT’S not normal!

Stiles ends up using Derek as a bodyguard which is probably not what you’re meant to do with a rival family’s son, but Stiles is making this up as he goes. And despite him being a mobster, he still has some dignity left.

Enjoy the tears (MY HEART MY POOR HEART),

Angsty

Top 6 Parent Sterek

I couldn’t cut it down to just 5. These fic’s have either Derek or Stiles as single parents. 

1. Our Lives Are Changing Lanes - grimm
Single Parent Derek. His daughter is a mini version of him. Deputy Stiles. Love Stiles trying to earn the girls trust. It’s just the best, with great plot too. 

2. Didn’t See That Coming - knittersrevolt
Single Parent Stiles. His daughter is so amazingly cute and Derek just turns to goo around her. Also love the demon’s in this, so cool. 

3. Morning Light - heartsdesire456
Single Parent Derek. Deputy Stiles guarding the Hale’s with his life. Derek’s daughter is so cute and he loves her so much, just adorable. 

4. Stiles’s Story Time - trilliath
Single Parent Derek. Scott as Derek’s son is so cute. Librarian Stiles making wolf friendly stories is cute and the plot is great too. 

5. Prince Among Wolves - tylerfucklin (Deshonanana)
Single Parent Derek. The twins are so freaking cute and it deals with transgender child. Everything about this fic is amazing. Stiles fixes the Hale family and makes a place for himself there too. 

6. He’s Not Mine - Sunnee
OhMyGosh, the plot for this is amazing! Raising a werebaby together, finding his birth pack, massive battle, Stiles being BAMF with magic and Fake/Pretend Relationship. A+ fic. 

anonymous asked:

Hii can you please rec some experienced stiles (meaning he's good in bed haha)? thanks in advance 💓

HEY-O! I’ve got your sexually experience Stiles right here! Might I also suggest our pornstar!Stiles tag (those fics can get pretty hot). 

Operation: Find Out if Stiles is a Virgin by day

1,238  I  Crack, Established Relationship (kinda)

Not Rated (But Fluffy says like General Audiences or Teen and Up)

Stiles doesn’t know why the pack thinks he’s a virgin. He’s really confused.

“How many people have you slept with?” Allison, who has been trying to get Scott to breathe this entire time, asks.

“Men or women?” Stiles asks and that’s apparently not what they were expecting judging by the way they’re all choking.

Fanfic Number One Million Of Stiles and Derek’s First Time by where_havealltheflowers_gone

2,215  I  Established Relationship, Virgin!Derek

Explicit

Stiles rubbed his cheek on the knee of Derek’s sweats. “So when are we doing the dirty?”
“Soon.”

A Special Case by PunkWithFlowerCrowns

2,467  I  PWP, Prostitute!Stiles

Explicit

Derek hires a prostitute to take care of his needs. He was planning to fuck him, lick him and make him scream.

But in the end it’s him who ends up being fucked, licked and made scream.

i’m just the same as i was (now don’t you understand?) by paradis

2,738  I  Established Relationship

Teen and Up

“You’re a virgin,” Jackson says. “Everyone says you’re a virgin.”
Everyone but me,” Stiles points out.
More silence. Stiles thinks he can hear crickets chirping. “I’m kinda cold,” he complains.
“Well when were you not a virgin anymore?” Isaac asks, perplexed.

Like A Virgin; But not. by TheGirlWhoDancesWithAlphas

3,601  

Teen and Up

Stiles totally fit the geeky, virgin until he was 30 stereotype. Except, that he didn’t.

Stiles’ Slut Phase by missmagoo

5,116 

Teen and Up

When Stiles gets to college, he hits his slutty phase HARD.

Three A.M by MellonCollie

5,590  I  2/2  I  Virgin!Derek

Explicit

A late night and drunken call turns into something more than Derek was ever expecting.

Cherry Flavored Lube by blueprint

5,812  I  3/3  I  PWP, Enemies to Lovers

Explicit

Stiles discovered Cherry flavored lube in Derek’s bathroom. Hilarity ensued(?)

Actually, no. Stiles didn’t find this fucking funny. Not anymore, anyway.

Thinking About You by OkyDokyPoky

6,025  I  Jealous!Derek, AU-Human

Teen and Up

Stiles and Danny go out to The Jungle together. It’s not long after they got inside that Stiles notices a handsome guy in the corner staring (more like glaring) at him. (Inspired by the song Thinking About You - Calvin Harris. I recommend listening to the song before/while/after reading!)

Kiss and Tell by twistedwings

9,222  I  6/?  I  BAMF!Stiles, Angst and Humor

Explicit

Stiles left Beacon Hills years ago, never came back, never wanted to. So when he does come back, it’s a shocker to those he hasn’t talked to since his departure… meaning Derek.

Won’t Treat You Like You’re Typical by Zee (orphan_account)

12,037  I  Fake/Pretend Relationship

Not Rated (Fluffy says Explicit [based on tags])

"You think this is funny?” Derek says, turning his glare on Stiles’ stupid smirking face.

“I think it’s hilarious,” Stiles says, shrugging when Derek looks incredulous. “Dude, it’s not like it’s forever, we’ll just have a few sleepovers until the hunters see that all the werewolves in town are properly tamed by their human mates and move on. And then I’ll have an awesome who-I-did-over-Summer-vacation story when Fall Semester starts!”

Fuck you, Deputy Hale! by Lizamineliy

16,033  I  6/7  I  Deputy!Derek, Pining

Explicit

“He’s very close to me, almost too close, like so close that I can smell him. He smells wonderful. Manly. Not too strong. He smells like pine and forest and speed stick deodorant and something else; something familiar. I’m just trying to place it when he leans in and whispers in my ear.

"Oh stiles you’re hilarious.” He says. His voice has lowered like 2 octaves, which is surprising cuz it’s already pretty deep, and he has this sultry way of blowing a bit too much air of of his words while he’s whispering. I immediately shiver and I’m made aware of the fact that I’ve closed my eyes. I open them and peek to my right. He’s grinning at me. Like he knows something I don’t and he’s going to use it to ruin me…”

Or the one where Stiles wakes up on his dad’s birthday to a full breakfast made by Deputy Derek Hale and some very confusing and wonderful things happen…

The Vasov Heir by neil4god

20,665  I  12/12  I  Dark!Stiles, Mpreg, Pining

Not Rated

WARNING: Tagged for Rape/Non-Con

It was summer vacation. He was supposed to go to bed late and sleep even later, he should not be in a car at the ass crack of dawn (12:30) on his way to who know’s where. That was not part of the plan, but then he hadn’t planned on introducing the pack to his sort of fiance either or introducing them to his family, but his darkest secrets are being dragged into the light and Stiles may not survive it.

Broken Cookie, Shattered Glass by clawstoagunfight

36,301  I  Human, Roommates

Explicit

After Stiles’ best friend moves out of the apartment the two of them have shared for the last five years and into his own in a different city with his fiancee, Stiles is in desperate need of a new roommate. After a dinner with the Hale family, Stiles finally has a new roommate. The only problem is that he seems to hate Stiles’ guts.

Surrender Self-Control by sariegjazacs

38,309  I  7/?  I  Werecat!Stiles

Explicit

Stiles Stilinski, the Sheriff’s runaway son, has returned to the supernatural helm that is Beacon Hills to follow a threat, armed with his own pack behind him. Contrary to popular belief, Stiles Stilinski is not the same clumsy kid that everyone remembers.

Intro to Charming the Pants Off Your Hogwarts Professor by gsmaxwell

56,463  I  12/?  I  AU-Hogwarts, AU-Teachers

Explicit

Stiles’s job at the Ministry had been more boring than he had anticipated (Muggle Liaison Officer had sounded cool on the pamphlet but in reality was a lot of Floo calls from panicky wizards who had jammed their wands in electrical sockets and slightly toasty Muggles listening shell shocked as they held their previously non-combustible children). The teaching gig was a good job in the interim while he waited for something more interesting to come up.

Plus, there were certain perks to being a professor: private baths, an entire office that had been shielded from magic so he could have CoD tournaments with his OWL students, and, most importantly, soundproof bedrooms.

Bad Habits by Fudgebug

108,334  I  12/12  I  AU-High School, Angst

Explicit

„Mmmmh pretty.“ Stiles purrs in a way that makes a scorching wild fire torch the planes of his skin.
He knows Stiles is drunk and that the boy would probably stroke a pineapple and compliment its attractiveness, but Derek can’t help the way his heart starts to be a huge backstabbing dick, stuttering uncontrollably in his chest, beating irregular rhythms against the bones of his ribcage.
It’s painful. Because Derek knows it isn’t real.

A story about goody-two-shoes Derek crushing on a Polish Prince Charming with a drinking habit - also the universe keeps on shoving astral poop into his face. It’s utterly spectacular.

I hope these all fit the bill and these were what you were looking for!

Love and internet hugs,

Fluffy Wolf

anonymous asked:

jily where everyone survives aND IS HAPPY

DO I LOOK LIKE THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO WRITES HAPPY THINGS??? (edit apparently i am because this is basically 2000 words)

somehow voldemort is defeated and peter is sent to azkaban instead of sirius and harry grows up surrounded by the people from the forest scene

they live in james’ childhood home/ manor while remus and sirius get their on flats or whatever but everyone is pretty much always over at the potter’s anyway including friends from the former order (plus baby harry loves mcgonagall for so many reasons but mainly because she can turn into a cat and he loves cats) (poor potter’s pet cat though the trauma it must have gone through in a house with james sirius and baby harry)

james and lily don’t go back out to work because they want to see harry grow up so they live off of james’ fortune until harry is maybe like six or seven and james just goes to get a consulting job with a quidditch team or something (is that a thing? you know what nvm it’s a thing in this au)

christmases are always a riot because they both insist on wearing the ugliest christmas sweaters they can find and james shrinks them down for harry because he’s so small and they take out goofy pictures (sirius pretends to not know them but he takes part in it as well sometimes) and make christmas cards and send it to all their friends and family (including petunia and she sends back one of those cheap drugstore ones in return and lily keeps it forever) james and lily always argue over what to get him so he always ends up with like 12 presents from just them alone until they learn how to control themselves but that takes a while and the same thing happens for birthdays too

harry does a tonne of accidental magic too though his favourite is turning the steam from the tea kettle a multitude of different colours and like lily he learns to control it to some extent and he mainly uses it to make his toy broom go faster and higher than it should simultaneously giving lily and james a heart attack

when harry is like four or so lily gets pregnant again (planned? unplanned? james wants to have an army of children lily says that the only way he’s doing that is if he births them himself) and they have a little girl who gets another flower related name (headcanon that they name her jasmine because flower name + ‘j’ name) and harry loves her but also hates her in the way that most siblings do

james is frankly scared shitless because this is a girl oh god he has a daughter she’s so tiny and precious and no one is going to touch her ever or else he’s going to run them over as prongs

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