press pls

Okay but

AU where everything is the same except the shield is an artifact like Mjolnir. Maybe it’s a long-lost Asgardian thing, maybe it’s some other non-Earth object. Point is, the shield is enchanted so that it only obeys the will of the wielder if their primary goal is protection. It’s just about impenetrable, can absorb any shocks, and strong enough to cut through or destroy just about anything–which would make it a perfect weapon, if anyone could figure out how to fucking use the thing. It doesn’t obey any laws of physics or movement as we know it, and SSR spends years experimenting with it until they finally give up and stick it in a crate somewhere. 

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Christen Press

Christen Press enters the Starbucks feeling very anxious. She has spilled the last several drinks she ordered. But she’s been practicing drinking coffee, ten cups with her right hand, ten cups with her left, until she feels ready. She walks up to the bar to order…and hits it.

@ interviewers who will interview harry when he starts doing press again: can u pls do away with the old time boyband questions and talk to him about his music and his art and his opinions on fashion instead like i don’t want to hear for the hundredth time what he looks for in a girl i want to know what books he reads on long flights and where the inspiration for his album artwork came from and does he paint? because i wouldn’t be surprised if he paints and also ask him about his photography and his influences and just…let him tell stories in his own weird rambly harry way without cutting him off k thx love u 😘

hc: i know i’ve said this before, but eisuke is always Thirsty™ for mc, whether it be in his own route or someone else’s. like, he finds everything about her very attractive. hell, he’d probably get turned on if she just yawned or sneezed lmao…he probably calls her to the penthouse just to see her face lolol

So Adam is leaving at the end of the year

PLS EXPLAIN HOW THE SOCIAL MEDIA INTERN SOMEHOW CONFUSED THE END OF THE YEAR WITH TODAY BECAUSE IM STILL LAUGHING

im grateful to them

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~ Spoiled baby boy Jungkook and his CEO sugar daddy~ Jeon Jungkook can get pratically anything he wants. New clothes? Done. New phone? No problem. All he has to do is ask daddy. And he know the best way to do that is with a strong hand wrapped around his throat, and a cock pounding into him from behind. “What was that baby boy?” Namjoon growls out into his ear, chest pressed against his back. “Pl-please daddy ah~” Jungkook pants, voice shaking from the force driving into him. “Are you going to earn it? hmm? are you going to convince me of how bad you want a new toy” Namjoon speeds up his thrusts “Take daddy’s cock like the slut you are?” Jungkook, unable to verbalize anything other than broken moans, nods. “Good boy” Namjoon coos, ramming into him harder.

“It would be Carol, in a thousand cities, a thousand houses, in foreign lands where they would go together, in heaven and in hell. Therese waited. Then as she was about to go to her, Carol saw her, seemed to stare at her incredulously a moment while Therese watched the slow smile growing, before her arm lifted suddenly, her hand waved a quick, eager greeting that Therese had never seen before. Therese walked toward her.” 

– Patricia Highsmith, The Price of Salt (Carol)