presidents' day president marathon

#14: Franklin Pierce

  • Oh my god who cares?
  • I mean look at this asshole.
  • Worst president ever.
  • After his first term was over his own party changed its campaign slogan to “Anybody But Pierce”.
  • Ran over an old lady with his carriage but the police let him go.
  • Complete alcoholic.
  • Became even more of an alcoholic after his son died and his wife left him.
  • He was such a bad president that nobody even bothered to call him for the next president's inauguration party.
  • Died of a stomach inflammation in 1869.