#14: Franklin Pierce
- Oh my god who cares?
- I mean look at this asshole.
- Worst president ever.
- After his first term was over his own party changed its campaign slogan to “Anybody But Pierce”.
- Ran over an old lady with his carriage but the police let him go.
- Complete alcoholic.
- Became even more of an alcoholic after his son died and his wife left him.
- He was such a bad president that nobody even bothered to call him for the next president's inauguration party.
- Died of a stomach inflammation in 1869.