presh angels

this is gabe !!!! or as we call him, goob, and the last time we weighed his fat ass he was 20 pounds! he loves to leave the house mysteriously for hours at a time then come back only to eat and leave again so honestly im just saying he has a 2nd family somewhere

edit: OKAY So my dad’s cat mato was a big bastard (twenty pounds, serious man cat with a huge head) and he would disappear for days and come home smelling like cigarettes which is weird because nobody here smokes.

So we followed him. And he would walk from my parent’s house, across the empty lot, through a small forest and up the hill to our neighbor’s place where he clawed at the back door and Mr. White opened up and Mato went right in?!

We asked Mr. White about it and he was like Oh, you mean Big George? He comes here every day. He eats with the other cats and sleeps on the couch with me while I watch the Andy Griffith show.

?!!?!?!?! MATO HAD AN ENTIRE SECOND FAMILY AND A DIFFERENT NAME?!